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Damn, You Just Got Bit! A Handbook for New Vampires

Author : Spiro Hamilton
Publisher : Magus Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Damn, You Just Got Bit! A Handbook for New Vampires written by Spiro Hamilton and published by Magus Books. This book was released on with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So, you've been sired. What now? You have started the biggest adventure of your life, or should we say of your death. Or undeath. Things are never going to be the same again. You need a roadmap for your new existence. Forget all the old stuff. That's all gone now. It's time to face the future. You no longer need to worry about the fate of the ordinary human. All they have to look forward to is death. For you, provided you don't run into any pesky vampire slayers, you have all the time in the world ahead of you. How are you going to fill all this time, time without end? It's a privilege to be a vampire. You're one of the special ones, the chosen ones. You're nothing like the run of the mill masses with all their dreary jobs and dull lives. Jack Kerouac said, "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" Vampires are these people. A cut above. Vampires have more bite, more penetration, more everything. This is your handbook to orient you to your undeath. Your transition will take a lot of getting used to. You'll be meeting entirely different people. You'll be mixing in new circles. You'll be leaving behind familiar family and friends. You'll be expanding your horizons. You'll be learning about the origins of vampires in ancient Egypt, and the Egyptians' extraordinary religious views based on pure magic. Are you ready for this? It's time for you to step into the spotlight. Now is your time. Your time to shine. You are one of the extraordinary ones! Enjoy!

The Church of the Serpent: The Philosophy of the Snake and Attaining Transcendent Knowledge

Author : David Sinclair
Publisher : Magus Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 457 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Church of the Serpent: The Philosophy of the Snake and Attaining Transcendent Knowledge written by David Sinclair and published by Magus Books. This book was released on with total page 457 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the Church of the Serpent. The universe is the Tree of Knowledge. At the top of the tree is the Golden Bough with which we attain Golden Knowledge, the Apex Knowledge of the cosmos. So, we must climb. All the way to the highest consciousness. The Church of the Serpent is devoted to knowledge – ultimate knowledge, the knowledge of existence itself. We must have Absolute Knowledge. Nothing else will suffice. Completion, or nothing. From the top of the Tree of Knowledge, we command all knowledge. Are you one of the Serpents of wisdom? Are you one of the protectors of the Tree of Knowledge? Everyone is faced with the same test: to embrace knowledge or reject it. The Bible, as well as love and light, mysticism, and sensory science, all say that you should fear and reject knowledge in itself. Adam and Eve did the right thing. They ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. They were condemned and punished for that, and knowledge has been deemed "forbidden", "dangerous", and "unwelcome" ever since. Not in the Church of the Serpent. The altar of the Church of the Serpent bears the Tree of Knowledge itself. Everyone must eat the apples of knowledge. Drink the serpent elixir. Come to the Church of the Serpent. Learn the philosophy of the snake and access the highest transcendent knowledge. Who is the real God in the Garden of Eden? Is it the ignorant "God" who tries to keep humanity away from knowledge, who forbids Adam and Eve from accessing knowledge, or is it the Serpent who leads Adam and Eve to the highest knowledge and transforms them through the gift of consciousness and, finally, super consciousness? The False God is always an enemy of knowledge, and the True God always a promoter of knowledge. Yet, to the idiot masses, it's knowledge itself that's evil. For them, knowledge is the Original Sin. The Serpent spoke with words of fire and none who heard them failed to tremble. The words were lit by lightning. Come and join the Church of the Serpent. Learn the philosophy of the snake and slough off the old, failed skin of humanity. Don't you want to be one of the Prometheans, the HyperHumans, the Faustians? Don't you want to complete the journey from Cimmeria (Alpha) to Hyperborea (Omega)? Only the Serpent Humans can bring all of humanity to the most precious fruit of the Tree of Knowledge and confer Absolute Knowledge on everyone. Only through the Serpents will you achieve gnosis.

Cairo by Night

Author : C. A. Suleiman
Publisher : White Wolf Games Studio
ISBN 13 : 9781588462152
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (621 download)

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Download or read book Cairo by Night written by C. A. Suleiman and published by White Wolf Games Studio. This book was released on 2001-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What are we? The Damned childer of caine? The grotesque lords of humanity? The pitiful wretches of eternal hell? We are vampires, and that is enough. I am a vampire, and that is far more than enough. I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine -- now and forever. No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What is a claim of power for ones who defy death? Call your damnable hunt. We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me. A chronicle setting that focuses on two of Vampire's core themes: the Final Nights and the price of eternal unlife.

The New Vampire's Handbook

Author : Joe Garden
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0345516648
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book The New Vampire's Handbook written by Joe Garden and published by Villard. This book was released on 2009-09-08 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult. In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust. So whom can you, a neophyte immortal, trust to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence? The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook. In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find • a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality • methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan • tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds • essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends • the joy of scrapbooking Plus helpful online resources, a glyph guide, renovation instructions for emergency lairs, a Ruling Families directory, nightly mantras, and personal anecdotes from The Vampire Miles Proctor’s nearly five hundred years of experience. Welcome to the night.

Bite

Author : Kevin Jackson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781846272127
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (721 download)

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Download or read book Bite written by Kevin Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of facts, stories, lists and trivia, this is a companion to the world of vampires. Learn about the best places around the world for vampire tourism, rock songs with vampire allusions, the top ten vampire clubs, video games and films, vampire brides, plus how to kill a vampire.

The New Vampire's Handbook

Author : Joe Garden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780224086479
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (864 download)

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Download or read book The New Vampire's Handbook written by Joe Garden and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to lure 'taste the difference' prey? How to stay on trend over the centuries? What to look for in a coffin? Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe? Life for the recently turned vampire? It's a minefield. You've been thrown into a whole new world, with new rules and new powers to explore. But, more often than not, there's no one to guide you because chances are the vampire who turned you will shirk their mentoring duties. Never fear - with over 400 years of vampiric know-how, Miles Proctor is here to help. From practical issues like Fang Care and Luring Prey, through fundamental issues like Vampirosexuality and Existenial Crises, to the lighter matters like Faking Your Way Through a Meal and Alluding to Your Identity for Amusement, The New Vampire's Handbook is a treasure trove of must-have advice. With Miles's help you too can unleash your special powers and truly own your vampiric identity. Because you're worth it.

Blood Curse

Author : Crystal-Rain Love
Publisher : ImaJinn Books
ISBN 13 : 1933417161
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Blood Curse written by Crystal-Rain Love and published by ImaJinn Books. This book was released on 2010-03-15 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Blood Revelation Prophecy: Vampires, witches, and shifters will band together to stop the darkness from winning, until one warrior is born to save the world from Satan's wrath. When Aria Michaels sets out to find the vampire who took her mother's life, she's stunned when she instead finds Rialto Renaldi, the vampire who has been haunting her dreams. She hadn't believed he was real, and she knows she should run from Rialto as fast as she can. But who better to help her find her mother's killer? Rialto is reluctant to help the mortal woman who has invaded his dreams, even though he's curious about who she is and why she has this strange connection to him. He isn't, however, about to satisfy his curiosity. The last time he became involved with a mortal, he ended up destroying her. But he knows that if Aria searches for the killer on her own, she'll join her mother in death. Finally, Rialto agrees to help Aria, but the pair soon learns that fate brought them together for a much larger purpose, and fate has every intention of destroying them if they don't fulfill their roles in the Blood Revelation Prophecy . . . Crystal-Rain Love resides in the South with her three children and enough pets to host a petting zoo. When she's not writing, she can usually be found creating unique 3D cakes, hiking, reading, or spending way too much time on Facebook. You can find her at crystalrainlove.com or facebook.com/crystalrainloveauthor "Crystal-Rain Love has created a fantastic world filled with mystery, magic, blood, passion, and love. I cannot wait to dive into the next volume in this series."--Cassie, Bitten by Books "Crystal-Rain Love has built a dark and brooding world, one where evil is determined to win out."--Long and Short Reviews

Write What You Don't Know

Author : Julian Hoxter
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1441109323
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (411 download)

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Download or read book Write What You Don't Know written by Julian Hoxter and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2011-08-18 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Write What You Don't Know is a friendly manual for aspiring screenwriters. It encourages you to move beyond your comfort zones in search of stories. We all write what we know - how could we not? Writing what you don't know and doing it in an informed and imaginative way is what makes the process worthwhile. Hoxter draws on his wealth of experience teaching young film students to offer help with every aspect of the writing process, including how we come up with ideas in the first place. Light hearted and full of insight into the roundabout way film students approach their scripts, it also discusses the important issues like the difference between stories and plots and what your characters should be doing in the middle of act two. Write What You Don't Know contains examples and case studies from a wide range of movies, both mainstream and alternative such as The Virgin Spring, Die Hard, The Ipcress File, For The Birds, (500) Days of Summer, Juno, Up In The Air, Knocked Up and Brick.

Vampire the Masquerade 5th Ed Core Rulebook Role Playing Game

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781735993829
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (938 download)

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Download or read book Vampire the Masquerade 5th Ed Core Rulebook Role Playing Game written by and published by . This book was released on 2021-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Vampire's Midlife Crisis

Author : Valerie Twombly
Publisher : Valerie Twombly
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 139 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Vampire's Midlife Crisis written by Valerie Twombly and published by Valerie Twombly. This book was released on 2022-09-13 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her life wasn’t all bad until she woke up a vampire. Sabrina raised a daughter, started her own coffee shop, and bought her dream house in her hometown of New Orleans. If she had to complain about anything, it would be the seventh level of Hell hot flashes that come with being 53 years old. That is, until she wakes up a vampire. Her body has never been more perky and her hair is a dream. Problems? Several. A vampire shouldn’t have hot flashes, mood swings that rival a rollercoaster ride, and the urge to drop into a dead sleep at 9:00 pm. There is a God and he goes by the name of Christoph, the king of the New Orleans coven and a vampire who is hotter than her night sweats. Ready to jump his ancient bones, she manages self control. Barely. When she learns he can cure more than her animalistic urges, she will promise anything. Enter the misfits. A succubus kicked out of Hell, an old as dirt reaper, a purple dragon whose hiccups light eyebrows on fire, and a cute as can be pooch that’s really a Hellhound. All occupants of the B&B, Fangri-La and Sabrina’s job is to turn Christoph’s new acquisition into a thriving business. Holy hot flashes, she may have sunk her fangs into more than she can handle. Also available as audiobooks! Keywords: paranormal romance, steamy romance, paranormal romantic comedy, paranormal romantic comedy book, vampire romance comedy, vampire romance books for adults, vampire romance books, paranormal romance books for adults, paranormal romance adult, menopause humor, women’s humor

Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side

Author : Beth Fantaskey
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0152063846
Total Pages : 373 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side written by Beth Fantaskey and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The undead can really screw up your senior year . . . Marrying a vampire definitely doesn't fit into Jessica Packwood's senior year "get-a-life" plan. But then a bizarre (and incredibly hot) new exchange student named Lucius Vladescu shows up, claiming that Jessica is a Romanian vampire princess by birth--and he's her long-lost fiancé. Armed with newfound confidence and a copy of Growing Up Undead: A Teen Vampire's Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions, Jessica makes a dramatic transition from average American teenager to glam European vampire princess. But when a devious cheerleader sets her sights on Lucius, Jess finds herself fighting to win back her wayward prince, stop a global vampire war--and save Lucius's soul from eternal destruction

Blood Wager

Author : Connie Suttle
Publisher : SubtleDemon Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1939759005
Total Pages : 343 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (397 download)

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Download or read book Blood Wager written by Connie Suttle and published by SubtleDemon Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2011-06-27 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lissa's life as a vampire begins on the day her husband is removed from life support. Turned by rogues who wager her life, Lissa is running from her maker who is determined to kill her, hunted by the Council, who has branded her a rogue and blackmailed by werewolves, who utilize her newly-developed talents for their own gain.

The New York Times Book Review

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 588 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The New York Times Book Review written by and published by . This book was released on 1992-10 with total page 588 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents extended reviews of noteworthy books, short reviews, essays and articles on topics and trends in publishing, literature, culture and the arts. Includes lists of best sellers (hardcover and paperback).

My Vampire System

Author : JKSManga
Publisher : WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM (Cloudary Holdings Limited)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 361 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Vampire System written by JKSManga and published by WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM (Cloudary Holdings Limited). This book was released on 2020-04-17 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The human Race is at war with the Vicious Dalki and when they needed help more than ever, THEY started to come forward. Humans who had hidden in the shadows for hundreds of years, people with abilities. Some chose to share their knowledge to the rest of the world in hopes of winning the war, while others kept their abilities to themselves. Quinn had lost everything to the war, his home, his family and the only thing he had inherited was a crummy old book that he couldn’t even open. But when the book had finally opened, Quinn was granted a system and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. "It is time to feed!" "You must drink human blood within 24 hours" "Your HP will continue to decrease until the task has been completed" More info, visit: https://www.webnovel.com/

Handbook for Mortals

Author : Lani Sarem
Publisher : Geeknation Press
ISBN 13 : 9781545611456
Total Pages : 432 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (114 download)

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Download or read book Handbook for Mortals written by Lani Sarem and published by Geeknation Press. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Zade Holder has always been a free-spirited young woman, from a long dynasty of tarot-card readers, fortunetellers, and practitioners of magick. Growing up in a small town and never quite fitting in, Zade is determined to forge her own path. She leaves her home in Tennessee to break free from her overprotective mother Dela, the local resident spellcaster and fortuneteller. Zade travels to Las Vegas and uses supernatural powers to become part of a premiere magic show led by the infamous magician Charles Spellman. Zade fits right in with his troupe of artists and misfits. After all, when everyone is slightly eccentric, appearing 'normal' is much less important. Behind the scenes of this multimillion-dollar production, Zade finds herself caught in a love triangle with Mac, the show's good-looking but rough-around-the-edges technical director and Jackson, the tall, dark, handsome and charming bandleader. Zade's secrets and the struggle to choose between Mac or Jackson creates reckless tension during the grand finale of the show. Using Chaos magick, which is known for being unpredictable, she tests her abilities as a spellcaster farther than she's ever tried and finds herself at death's door. Her fate is left in the hands of a mortal who does not believe in a world of real magick, a fortuneteller who knew one day Zade would put herself in danger and a dagger with mystical powers"--Amazon.com

Crimson Chaos [Vampires of Washington, #2]

Author : Holly Hook
Publisher : Holly Hook
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Crimson Chaos [Vampires of Washington, #2] written by Holly Hook and published by Holly Hook. This book was released on with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Still trapped in Washington D. C, the city of the vampires, I've found that only three things are certain: I've survived the first trial. I'm still claimed by Jeremy. And every vampire in the city is watching me. Being claimed by the President's son might have spared my life, but I've got more problems. Now is the time for the vampires to choose their heirs from among the survivors of the Young Activists' Panel. Worse, my temper and connection to Jeremy will attract every power-hungry politician. If I can't escape, I'll become what I hate, and neither me nor Jeremy wants that. But Jeremy has a trick up his sleeve: a secret group bent on stopping the vampires' cruel rule. But the thing is, they won't help me for free. They need fighters. They need me. Apparently, I could make all the difference. Only, I can't be what they want me to be. When the most sadistic vamp of them all sets his sights on me, and Jeremy seems to be holding something back, I've got to escape yesterday. But the decision may not be as easy as I thought, and the consequences could last forever.

Blood Oath

Author : Christopher Farnsworth
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1848947208
Total Pages : 540 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (489 download)

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Download or read book Blood Oath written by Christopher Farnsworth and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-07-08 with total page 540 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are worse things in this world than al-Qaeda and North Korea, Zach. And they are just waiting for their chance at us.' Sharp and ambitious, Zach Barrows is on his way up. But when he gets a call from the White House, it’s not quite the promotion he expected. Zach is to be the new political liaison officer to America’s best kept secret: Nathaniel Cade. The President’s vampire. And Cade is the world’s only hope against a horrifying new terrorist threat advancing from the Middle East. The fight is deadlier than ever, and time is running out . . .