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Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect! 2 by : Lyndsey Saul
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect! 2 written by Lyndsey Saul and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll cringe, you laugh ... and you'll triple check all of your texts! (at least for a few days ...) The second collection of humorous typos and autocorrect mishaps people have sent to one another on their smart phones.
Download or read book Dear Asshole written by Jillian Madison and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!
Book Synopsis Texts From Last Night by : Lauren Leto
Download or read book Texts From Last Night written by Lauren Leto and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-01-26 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of The Truth About Chuck Norris, PostSecret, and I Can Has Cheezburger?, Texts from Last Night celebrates the funniest and most outrageous text messages from the instantly popular website There are few forms of communication that are more entertaining, appalling, and laugh-out-loud hilarious than the text message--especially when it's received in the wee hours of the morning from a friend who has had one too many shots of tequila. Texts from Last Night is a celebration of the best, worst, and weirdest text messages that have ever been sent, such as: •Before i could say "i'm not the kind of girl," i was •I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti •The ticket read "found nude in a tree" Texts from Last Night is chock full of LOL and WTF moments and will make any thumb-typer :) in recognition. Read Ben Bator and Lauren Leto's post on the Penguin Blog.
Book Synopsis When Parents Text by : Lauren Kaelin
Download or read book When Parents Text written by Lauren Kaelin and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Complies some web entries with new, unpublished material and organized the entries into categories, including birthdays, entertainment, and parental wisdom.
Download or read book Cake Wrecks written by Jen Yates and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09-04 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents pictures of and commentary on cakes with mistakes, organized into such categories as literal LOLs, beyond bizarre, and wedding wrecks.
Book Synopsis Awkward Family Photos by : Mike Bender
Download or read book Awkward Family Photos written by Mike Bender and published by Crown. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what’s wrong with you”—Esquire), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!
Download or read book The New Sultan written by Soner Cagaptay and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-30 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world of rising tensions between Russia and the United States, the Middle East and Europe, Sunnis and Shiites, Islamism and liberalism, Turkey is at the epicentre. And at the heart of Turkey is its right-wing populist president, Recep Tayyip Erdo?an. Since 2002, Erdo?an has consolidated his hold on domestic politics while using military and diplomatic means to solidify Turkey as a regional power. His crackdown has been brutal and consistent - scores of journalists arrested, academics officially banned from leaving the country, university deans fired and many of the highest-ranking military officers arrested. In some senses, the nefarious and failed 2016 coup has given Erdo?an the licence to make good on his repeated promise to bring order and stability under a 'strongman'. Here, leading Turkish expert Soner Cagaptay will look at Erdo?an's roots in Turkish history, what he believes in and how he has cemented his rule, as well as what this means for the world. The book will also unpick the 'threats' Erdogan has worked to combat - from the liberal Turks to the Gulen movement, from coup plotters to Kurdish nationalists - all of which have culminated in the crisis of modern Turkey.
Download or read book Damn Delicious written by Rhee, Chungah and published by Time Inc. Books. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The debut cookbook by the creator of the wildly popular blog Damn Delicious proves that quick and easy doesn't have to mean boring.Blogger Chungah Rhee has attracted millions of devoted fans with recipes that are undeniable 'keepers'-each one so simple, so easy, and so flavor-packed, that you reach for them busy night after busy night. In Damn Delicious, she shares exclusive new recipes as well as her most beloved dishes, all designed to bring fun and excitement into everyday cooking. From five-ingredient Mini Deep Dish Pizzas to no-fuss Sheet Pan Steak & Veggies and 20-minute Spaghetti Carbonara, the recipes will help even the most inexperienced cooks spend less time in the kitchen and more time around the table.Packed with quickie breakfasts, 30-minute skillet sprints, and speedy takeout copycats, this cookbook is guaranteed to inspire readers to whip up fast, healthy, homemade meals that are truly 'damn delicious!'
Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect! 2 by : Lyndsey Saul
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect! 2 written by Lyndsey Saul and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-10-28 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.
Book Synopsis Ask the Past by : Elizabeth P. Archibald
Download or read book Ask the Past written by Elizabeth P. Archibald and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2015-05-05 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to know how to garden with lobsters? How to sober up? Grow a beard? Or simply how to make a perfect omelet? Look no further. Rather, look backward. Based on the popular blog, Ask the Past is full of the wisdom of the ages--as well as the fad diets, zany pickup lines, and bacon Band-Aids of the ages. Drawn from centuries of antique texts by historian and bibliophile Elizabeth P. Archibald, Ask the Past offers a delightful array of advice both wise and weird. Whether it's eighteenth-century bedbug advice (sprinkle bed with gunpowder and let smolder), budget fashion tips of the Middle Ages (save on the clothes, splurge on the purse) or a sixteenth-century primer on seduction (hint: do no pass gas), Ask the Past is a wildly entertaining guide to life from the people who lived it first.
Download or read book Text Fails written by Ryan Brown and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-11 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a new set of the funniest text fails and autocorrect phone messaging mishaps? Are you ready to laugh your heart out with these funny and hilarious texts fails? Would you like to discover the latest collection of funny text fails? If You Answered "Yes" To Any of The Above, Look No Further. "TEXT FAILS 3 BOOKS IN 1" is the bundle for you! Text fails always end up hilarious and embarrassing, depending on which side you're on, our text conversion becomes funny beyond any limits, luckily our smartphones have the option to capture them as a screenshot. Enjoy these text fails alone or share them with friends and family for group fun. However, and whenever you choose to enjoy this bundle, you will find yourself stress-free! With this bundle, you can find just the escape you are looking for! Get away from your troubles to enjoy yourself in these pages truly, and then you can come back refreshed. This is a bundle you can share with your friends and family to have some great fun together. This bundle will also be an excellent gift to your loved ones! Give a smile to those you love by gift them "Text Fails". In this bundle, we have compiled a ridiculously large amount of autocorrect fails you never thought was possible. Be prepared to have a good laugh because some of these errors are rib-cracking. Here's what makes this bundle special: ✅ Autocorrect Fails that led to super-awkward moments ✅ Super Funny Text Messages Fails ✅ Hilarious and Crazy Smartphone Mishaps ✅ Many epic texts fail, well-formatted and structured for quick reading ✅ Epic and funny real stories! ✅ and Much, much more! Interested? Then Scroll up, Click on "Buy now with 1-Click", and Get Your Copy Now to see some of the funniest text messages ever typed by some of the delightfully inept people who gave us life!
Book Synopsis Damn You, Autocorrect! by : Jillian Madison
Download or read book Damn You, Autocorrect! written by Jillian Madison and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2011-03-22 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sh#@ Your Phone Says "Damn You, Autocorrect!" If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone. Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you'll find a husband who tells his wife that he just "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to "divorce" (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here. Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.
Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect by : Gordon Delfino
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect written by Gordon Delfino and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-08-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Damn You Auto Correct - The Brandnew Top 50 Auto Correct Fails!AutoCorrect makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of ist own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly!You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book will leave you laughing until the end!You will find my Top 50 of AutoCorrect in this book!
Book Synopsis Barking to the Choir by : Gregory Boyle
Download or read book Barking to the Choir written by Gregory Boyle and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Jesuit priest and founder of Homeboy Industries traces his experiences of working with gangs in Los Angeles for three decades, sharing what his efforts have taught him about faith, compassion, and the enduring power of radical kinship.
Book Synopsis Mastering Emacs by : Mickey Petersen
Download or read book Mastering Emacs written by Mickey Petersen and published by . This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Deal written by Elle Kennedy and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestseller Elle Kennedy brings you the first in the sexy Off-Campus series that everyone is talking about. She's about to make a deal with the college bad boy . . . Hannah Wells has finally found someone who turns her on. But while she might be confident in every other area of her life, she's carting around a full set of baggage when it comes to sex and seduction. If she wants to get her crush's attention, she'll have to step out of her comfort zone and make him take notice . . . even if it means tutoring the annoying, childish, cocky captain of the hockey team in exchange for a pretend date . . . and it's going to be oh so good All Garrett Graham has ever wanted is to play professional hockey after graduation, but his plummeting GPA is threatening everything he's worked so hard for. If helping a sarcastic brunette make another guy jealous will help him secure his position on the team, he's all for it. But when one unexpected kiss leads to the wildest sex of both their lives, it doesn't take long for Garrett to realize that pretend isn't going to cut it. Now he just has to convince Hannah that the man she wants looks a lot like him. Praise for Elle Kennedy: 'Delicious, complicated and drama-filled . . . I read it in one sitting, and you will, too' L. J. Shen, USA Today bestselling author 'A deliciously sexy story with a wallop of emotions that sneaks up on you' Vi Keeland, No.1 New York Times bestselling author 'Elle Kennedy delivers another sexy and addictive read, and my latest personal favourite from her!' Tijan, New York Times bestselling author
Book Synopsis Damn You Autocorrect! Best of Ever! by : Gordon Sutherland
Download or read book Damn You Autocorrect! Best of Ever! written by Gordon Sutherland and published by . This book was released on 2013-05-23 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Auto correct makes you look pretty stupid sometimes.People texting a word but their phones auto correct feature suddenly has a mind of its own. So its Randomly correcting words incorrectly. You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrasing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end!"
