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Download or read book Sealed and Mated written by Godiva Glenn and published by Godiva Glenn. This book was released on 2024-01-10 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's complicated being a selkie. Annika's just found the most incredible guy in the world. The problem? He's a human. Falling for a human is taboo for selkies. She knows the tales; He'll become obsessed, he'll steal her magical selkie skin and make her human, she'll spend the rest of her life missing the water... She's determined to figure it out, but her ex gets in the way and takes the matter into his own hands. Complicated just got chaotic, and she's torn between choices she'd rather avoid. How does she make it work with her nearly drowned new lover? What should she do about her murderous ex? And how does her amazingly loyal best friend fit in? One reckless decision leads to wave after wave of issues. Deep down, she knows what she wants. But is it in her fate to have it? Sealed And Mated is a standalone reverse harem paranormal fantasy romance. Expect a magical, emotional roller coaster overflowing with steam. Formerly published as Sealed Fate.
Download or read book Shift Mated written by Godiva Glenn and published by Godiva Glenn. This book was released on 2024-01-10 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you do when your one true soulmate becomes three? Carmen was ready for love, and thanks to the Celestial Souls matchmakers, she’s on her way to reaching it. That is, until her future mate disappears. In her search to find him, Carmen winds up kidnapped, trapped in space, and forced to undergo painful treatments designed to change her very DNA. She’s only supposed to have one mate. It seems science may have awakened more. While she recovers from her time as a prisoner, she’s pressured to make a choice. Her options? Pierce, a rising fighter in the Arcturus Champions League; Coy, a smart-ass with wanderlust; and Nathan, the average sweet guy next door. The only thing they have in common is being stolen from Earth to be lab rats under a deranged scientist obsessed with shifters. By the end of their torturous ordeal, they’ll be bound through something much deeper. Carmen’s heart is torn, but she can't avoid the inevitable. Which of the shifters pursuing her is her true soul mate?
Download or read book Sight Kissed written by Annie Anderson and published by Annie Anderson. This book was released on 2017-10-13 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We failed. Now they're coming for us. My memories are finally returning... And I don't want them. I don't want to know what evil my hands are capable of when the happiness I've found is so close to slipping through my fingers. But when a friend comes to me for help, I'm once again thrust into a dangerous supernatural war - in a world I still don't know. And the secrets buried beneath my skin could kill us all. Sight Kissed is the final book in the Phoenix Rising Series. If you love strong heroines, scorching-hot heroes, and non-stop action, then this is the series for you.
Book Synopsis Hey Cunt Muffin Recipe Book: Cookbook Journal by : Simon de Montefort
Download or read book Hey Cunt Muffin Recipe Book: Cookbook Journal written by Simon de Montefort and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recipe Book for those mothers and fathers with a foul mouth! Filled with lined paper this to-do-list book will help you manage your daily plan effectively. You will be able to well manage your time, well manage your tasks and well manage your day.With smart design, you can use his to-do-list planner anywhere you prefer - your workplace, your home, or school. The cover is matte laminated softcover, which in general looks more professional and elegant. The paper weight is 60 lb, most popular quality office copy paper, so it can prevent ink leakage for a certain level.Write all your important tasks, activities, and daily schedule in this journal and plan your entire day.6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity. 6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity. With smart design, you can use his to-do-list planner anywhere you prefer - your workplace, your home, or school. The cover is matte laminated softcover, which in general looks more professional and elegant. The paper weight is 60 lb, most popular quality office copy paper, so it can prevent ink leakage for a certain level.Write all your important tasks, activities, and daily schedule in this journal and plan your entire day.6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity. 6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a writing journal is a healthy activity.
Book Synopsis Special Monsters Unit by : Eve Langlais
Download or read book Special Monsters Unit written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2023-02-14 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trouble is brewing in Nexus, and for some reason, they think I can stop it. Some people are born to greatness. My mother wanted to strangle me at birth. I’ve not had an easy life, not in a world that thrives on magic. Spells to reinforce buildings. Hexes to give you the face of a supermodel. Or so I’ve been told. No one can hide their true face from me, and people get ugly when they find out my presence is the reason magic shrivels and dies. It’s not as cool as it sounds, so when I’m offered a job with the Special Monsters Unit, I take a chance and join a misfit crew to find out why the town of Nexus is a magnet for cryptids. At least I’m part of a team. I’m making friends. I’m— Finding out secrets about my past that are hard to handle. But my emotional scars will have to wait until after we deal with the monsters. Especially those with human faces. A new urban fantasy chock full of paranormal elements in a world where the witch trials never happeneds and magic was allowed to flourish.
Download or read book Theta written by Joshua Patrick Dudley and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-11-10 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Jack finds out he's dying, there's only one thing he wants to knock off of his bucket list before he goes: killing his cheating ex. He enlists the help of his best friend, Karen, and the two set out on a murderous rampage. After a few coincidental mass murders, they become known as the ""Theta"" killers.
Book Synopsis Dearest Series Boxed Set by : Lex Martin
Download or read book Dearest Series Boxed Set written by Lex Martin and published by Lex Martin. This book was released on 2016-04-16 with total page 1043 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All three books of the bestselling Dearest series—Dearest Clementine, Finding Dandelion, and Kissing Madeline—are included in this box set, along with exclusive bonus content. Each full-length companion novel features a different couple. DEAREST CLEMENTINE (a bestselling contemporary romance) When Clementine Avery swore off men, she had no idea she'd need real life experience for that romance writing class she accidentally signed up for last spring. Fortunately, sexy RA Gavin Murphy offers to help her find a little inspiration... in the name of academics, of course. FINDING DANDELION (#1 sports fiction and a bestselling sports romance) Hooking up with that ridiculously attractive guy at the club should've been an easy item to check off Dani Hart's bucket list. But when Dani realizes the hottie is her snarky new roommate's brother, what should've been uncomplicated suddenly isn't. KISSING MADELINE (#1 sports fiction and a bestselling sports romance) Maddie McDermott won’t let anyone stand in her way of becoming a broadcast reporter, not even the subject of her new segments—her hot new neighbor Daren Sloan, the NFL's latest "it boy" and star quarterback. Daren doesn't seem to care that Maddie can't stand him. In fact, he'd love nothing more than to show her that being friends has its benefits. This new adult series features three best friends and their journey to find love. For readers who enjoy sports romances, fake dating, friends with benefits, sexy quarterbacks, humor, heart, and steam!
Download or read book Aftershocks written by William Schlichter and published by BHC Press. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The undead amass as they seek the epicenter of an earthquake. Aftershocks ensure they stay on course, drawn to the origin of the ground-shaking waves. Acheron sits in the path of the horde, and the residents have little ammo to spare. They prove they will defend the camp at all cost, taking extreme measures to protect Acheron from being overrun. Acheron survivors, both inside and outside the gates, fight to stay alive, working with too few bullets to fend off the thousands of undead. Inside, they wait for their leader’s return from Memphis, hopeful for news of a cure. Those outside seek to return to the safety of Acheron, including Ethan, who proves he’s a force to be reckoned with. The survivors, exhausted and injured, scattered far and wide, fend off the undead, vengeful Bowlin brothers, collapsing houses, and radical fanatics, but as they encounter more and more undead moving south, they face the reality that not even Ethan has enough bullets.
Book Synopsis Private Correspondences by : Trudy Lewis
Download or read book Private Correspondences written by Trudy Lewis and published by Northwestern University Press. This book was released on 1996-11-04 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Libby is a politician's daughter maturing amidst barely sublimated violence, sexuality, and corruption. Her tangled emotions about her father and the roil of sexual and social politics surrounding her are brought into relief when she receives a shocking anonymous letter. Horrified but fascinated, Libby works to discover the identity and the motivation of the sender while struggling to interpret the layers of deceit and manipulation enveloping her.
Download or read book The Grae Sisters written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2024-11-21 with total page 631 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An urban fantasy in three parts featuring very unique triplets. The Grae Sisters is a three book collection of the following previously release titles. • Warden and the Assassin ~ I’m the sister you don’t want to meet in a dark alley. Probably why a warden named Bane hires me to protect him from an upcoming arcane event. The odds are stacked against me, but I’m determined to win this fight and Bane’s love. • Professor and the Seer ~ I’ve been cursed with seeing the future including one where the professor I’ve fallen in love with dies at my feet. There has to be a way to change what’s to come, but what if my choices bring about the apocalypse? • Gentleman and the Witch ~ The ex-god who demands my aid is no gentleman, but then again, this witch is no lady. Together we will hunt beyond the Earthly dimension in search of our common enemy. An enemy who miscalculated. Never threaten this witch because I will do anything, even end the world, to avenge those I love. A blend of urban fantasy and romance that will keep you reading well past your bedtime.
Book Synopsis On Cussing: Bad Words and Creative Cursing by : Katherine Dunn
Download or read book On Cussing: Bad Words and Creative Cursing written by Katherine Dunn and published by Tin House Books. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F uck the Fuckity Fuckin’ Fucker. Readers of Katherine Dunn won’t be surprised that this was her father’s favorite sentence, or that, as a young girl, she heard it as a kind of profane poem, a secret song. For many of us, the language of Geek Love carries a similar staying power, born of Dunn’s agile use of language and her strange, beautiful diction. And as a true exegete of the expletive, she remained undividedly devoted to obscenity—both as scholar and practitioner. In On Cussing, Dunn sketches a brief history of swear words and creates something of a field guide to their types and usages, from the common threat (“I’ll squash you like a shithouse mouse”) to the portmanteau intensifier (“Fan-fucking-tastic”). But she also explores their physiology—the physical impact on the reader or listener—and makes an argument for how and when to cuss with maximum effect. Equal parts informative and hilarious, this volume will delight Dunn’s legion of fans, but it’s also a must-have for anyone looking to more successfully wield their expletives, be it in writing or in everyday speech.
Download or read book Shattered Paths written by Kellan Greene and published by Laurentiu-Marian Ene. This book was released on 2024-08-02 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heartbreak, magic, and a new beginning. Delaney is shattered. Fresh out of a complicated relationship, she escapes to an academy, a world of magic and endless possibilities. But as she embarked on her new life, old wounds resurface, and unexpected connections form. Can she find solace amidst the chaos of her past? Will she embrace her growing magical abilities? And what secrets lie within the ancient walls of Hemlock Academy? Join Delaney as she embarks on a journey of self-discovery, love, and loss in this captivating tale of magic and redemption.
Download or read book Memoirs of the Mop written by J.R. Warnet and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-03-21 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Memoirs of the Mop is the second installment in a series of books by author J. R. Warnet. This book tells fictional stories from the humorous and somewhat demented mind of a school janitor. What happens when you cross an overworked employee with the broken public school system? More stories of hilarity! We all have a love-hate relationship with our jobs. Why not live vicariously through these satirical stories and laugh your employment problems away?
Book Synopsis Borderline Vagabond by : Zachary Kyle Elmblad
Download or read book Borderline Vagabond written by Zachary Kyle Elmblad and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-02-06 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Borderline Vagabond is the third novel by Author Zachary Elmblad. Written between 2010 and 2012, Borderline Vagabond describes the events over a weekend trip from Kalamazoo, MI to Chapel Hill, NC in search of the American Dream. After Walking out of his job, the Borderline Vagabond drains his bank accounts and travels to North Carolina seeking counsel from his friend, Hooper Felonious. At his suggestion, the pair drive to a strip club outside Chapel Hill where the vagabond may have stumbled upon his own American Dream. After spending the evening with Jasmine, the dancer he met at the club, the vagabond must decide what he is - a wolf ready to strike, or a lamb being led to slaughter. What is the American Dream? How does one seek it? What happens when you catch it? Hooper seems to have found his down south, but will the same hold true for the Vagabond? As Trucker Don would say, you can't find anything that you aren't looking for. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Book Synopsis Gentleman and the Witch by : Eve Langlais
Download or read book Gentleman and the Witch written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2024-06-06 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He promised her immortality, but first she must survive a dangerous quest. Becoming a witch at sixteen started me on my path to greatness. A little hex here. A little spell there. My foes never knew what hit them. That magic became lucrative later on when I started my own business, but surely I am destined to do more than make skincare products for those trying to hold on to their youth. When a gentleman who claims he used to be a god demands my help, I laugh him off. As if I’m going to put myself in harm’s way for him. However, when my home is destroyed, I decide to join him on his quest for revenge. After all, it turns out we have a common enemy. What I didn’t expect? To end up fighting for my life on another world. Nor did I think I’d fall in love. An affair short-lived. Evildoers might want to use me to advance their cause, but they might end up surprised because I’m not a good witch. I will do anything, even end the world, to avenge those I love. An action packed, urban fantasy full of magic and mystery.
Download or read book Sleepers, Awake written by Eden Barber and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Overeducated and underemployed, Ivy League graduate Agnes Larch spends every day steeped in failure and sleeps every night without dreaming...that is, until the unexpected death of Ian Millbrook, the boy she's silently loved her whole life. Grieving and forced to confront her long-buried feelings for Ian, Agnes undergoes an arduous physical and spiritual journey to unearth her past and untangle her future. She walks in two worlds, the waking and the dreaming, each world filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe, if she believes enough, miracles
Download or read book Earth's Nexus written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2023-11-02 with total page 730 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nexus is a hotspot for monsters and for some reason, they think I can do something about it. Ruby’s got a special talent for disrupting magic and it’s been causing problems her entire life. When she’s recruited by the Special Monsters Unit, she finally discovers a use for her ability - and gets embroiled in a supernatural mystery that might destroy the world. Includes previously released titles: ~Special Monsters Unit ~Hidden Monster Ruins ~The Monster King Get ready for an action packed, urban fantasy that will keep you reading until the wee hours. A darkly humorous, urban fantasy that features monsters, magic and adventure.
