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Book Synopsis The Illustrated Christmas Cracker by : John Julius Norwich
Download or read book The Illustrated Christmas Cracker written by John Julius Norwich and published by Atlantic Books (UK). This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Half-title Page -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Contents -- Introduction
Book Synopsis Macca's Christmas Crackers by : Matt Cosgrove
Download or read book Macca's Christmas Crackers written by Matt Cosgrove and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas time, and Macca has a long list of presents that he would love to buy his friends. But when he checks his piggy bank, he realises that he's spent all of his savings. Oh no! This heartfelt celebration of friendship and kindness is the perfect Christmas story.
Book Synopsis Dave's Christmas Cracker by : Sue Hendra
Download or read book Dave's Christmas Cracker written by Sue Hendra and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliantly funny Christmas picture book, from the bestselling author of Supertato. Dave loves Christmas. There are friends, presents and, best of all, an ENORMOUS Christmas meal. Including LOTS of Brussel sprouts... Rumble, rumble goes Dave's tummy. Christmas is going to be EXPLOSIVE! Giggles are guaranteed with this fart-filled festive frolic! Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas and Barry the Fish with Fingers.
Book Synopsis Tom Smith's Christmas Crackers by : Peter Kimpton
Download or read book Tom Smith's Christmas Crackers written by Peter Kimpton and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For over 150 years, crackers have been a traditional part of Christmas festivities in the UK, but who was the creator of this wonderful innovation? Little is known about Tom Smith, confectioner and cracker creator, but Peter Kimpton draws on a wealth of archive material to relate the story of Tom Smith and the Christmas Cracker. From humble beginnings as a confectioner, Tom Smith created a highly successful company through the manufacture of crackers. The history of the company is richly illustrated by contemporary trade catalogs and company artwork. Today, the Tom Smith Group is proud to be the official supplier of Christmas crackers to the Royal Household, a tradition long held since the beginning of the 20th century.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Christmas Cracker by : John Julius Norwich
Download or read book The Ultimate Christmas Cracker written by John Julius Norwich and published by John Murray Publishers. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1969, John Julius Norwich, the legendary popular historian, gathered together the favourite things he'd come across in the last 365 days into one short charming pamphlet. Initially just a treat for his friends, it rapidly turned into a huge word-of-mouth success. And soon the arrival of John Julius Norwich's latest 'Christmas Cracker' became as essential a part of the English Christmas experience as holly and mistletoe. Norwich had a brilliant eye for a story and telling detail, and his Crackers are full of jokes, warmth and wit. Here in one bumper book is his final and 50th Christmas Cracker, alongside all the very best bits as picked out by his daughter Artemis Cooper. This is the perfect Christmas gift.
Book Synopsis Penguin Pandemonium - Christmas Crackers (Awesome Animals) by : Jeanne Willis
Download or read book Penguin Pandemonium - Christmas Crackers (Awesome Animals) written by Jeanne Willis and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2013-09-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth hilarious story about the irrepressible penguins of City Zoo, from award-winning author Jeanne Willis. An Awesome Animals title – meet the world’s funniest animals!
Book Synopsis Slinky Malinki's Christmas Crackers by : Lynley Dodd
Download or read book Slinky Malinki's Christmas Crackers written by Lynley Dodd and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Christmas tree is decorated and looking beautiful until Slinky Malinki gets involved. And what has happened to the fairy on top of the tree?
Book Synopsis A Christmas Cracker by : John Julius Norwich
Download or read book A Christmas Cracker written by John Julius Norwich and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis James Barclay's Scottish Christmas Crackers by : James Barclay
Download or read book James Barclay's Scottish Christmas Crackers written by James Barclay and published by Lang Syne Publishers. This book was released on 1996 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Wallace and Gromit's Christmas Crackers by : Aardman Animations (Firm)
Download or read book Wallace and Gromit's Christmas Crackers written by Aardman Animations (Firm) and published by Boxtree, Limited. This book was released on 2002 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From December 1st, right up to the big day itself, follow the pair as they prepare for the festivities amongst a jamboree of Santa Claus outfits, Maccarena dance moves and Nativity plays. If you've ever run around during those last few days before Xmas, wondering what to buy, how much food to prepare (and when to start cooking) then this is the book for you.
Book Synopsis Christmas Crackers by : Caroline Plaisted
Download or read book Christmas Crackers written by Caroline Plaisted and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Glitter Girls are really excited about Christmas. Not only do they get to be Santa's Little Helpers and wear the coolest costumes, but they've also heard about a local panto, which stars their favourite TV celeb. Even more exciting - the panto needs extras...and the girls have got an audition!
Book Synopsis A Christmas Cracker by : Trisha Ashley
Download or read book A Christmas Cracker written by Trisha Ashley and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2015-10-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A WONDERFUL STORY with a great BIG HEART. The Sunday Times bestseller returns with a Christmas story that goes with a bang!A warm-hearted and comforting read. Trisha at her best' Carole Matthews
Book Synopsis Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker by : Sue Mongredien
Download or read book Oliver Moon's Christmas Cracker written by Sue Mongredien and published by Usborne Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oliver is fed up when he finds out he's going to be spending Christmas with his bullying cousins, Thug and Thugette, and things just go from bad to worse when they play a nasty trick on him. But with a little inspiration from a magical Christmas cracker, he comes up with a plan to save the day.
Book Synopsis Ella Diaries #20: Christmas Crackers by : Meredith Costain
Download or read book Ella Diaries #20: Christmas Crackers written by Meredith Costain and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: You are about to read my UTTERLY BIGGEST SECRETS. Can I trust you? OK then. Im Ella, and this is my diary. Ella has SO MANY ideas for the class CHRISTMAS PROJECT that she calls a SPECIAL MEETING with her BFFs Zoe and Ammy. They want to do all the actoring, directoring and costume designering. And it would be even more aMAZing if there was a CHICKEN DANCE and a GIANT NUTCRACKER and SOME REINDEERS too! Ella cant wait to tell her whole class all about it!
Download or read book MiniEco written by Kate Lilley and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MiniEco is the sensational craft blog of Kate Lilley. With over 250,000 followers it has taken on cult status in the international craft community, and that is purely down to Kates fresh, contemporary and beautifully explained and executed craft projects. With a book for children already under her belt, this publication focuses more on adults with 33 pieces including paper gems, an origami lampshade, macrame hangings, pop-up pixel cards, hama bead candle holders, and tie-dyed furoshiki cloths. The ideas range in complexity from the simple to the advanced, but each one is totally unique and has never before been published. The look of the book will reflect the immaculate, Japanese-inflected minimalism of the MiniEco website, with some high-end production finishes including a die-cut, dust-jacketed paperback binding and boldly pared-back photography. QR codes will link to animated gifs of the craft being made.
Download or read book Christmas Cracker written by Barry Lowe and published by Lydian Press. This book was released on 2013-11-28 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to be homo for the holidays. Ebenezer Spooge has nothing on the heroes and anti-heroes of these four tales of holiday cheer. In Jazmin Starr's Christmas Carol, the heroine decides to spend the holiday break with her trusty vibrator and a collection of gay porn. Things go horribly wrong and she finds herself inveigled into pretending to be the girlfriend of one side of a hunky gay couple. The price for her compliance is high: she wants to watch the two men make love. Barry Lowe's three stories complete the set. In Fifty Shades of Fey, one of Santa's elves gets himself into all sorts of trouble when he attempts to break into a house to read the Naughty or Nice Meter. He gets a lot more than he bargained for when he falls asleep in the dungeon's leather sling. OMG! Santa's Got a Six-Pack! is a holiday romance in which a twink comic designer falls for Mr. Perfect, an older man whom he believes to be married. This story's happy ending will have you reaching for the tissues. In Christmas on the Rocks, Steve and Billy continue their incredible adventures of raw, hard sex. Billy takes on a pre-Christmas job as a pizza delivery boy but, much to Steve's chagrin, it isn't just pizza that Billy delivers. Will their relationship survive? This one will also have you reaching for the tissues - but for a very different reason. Excerpt from: Fifty Shades of Fey "What am I going to do with you?" he asked as he paced the office. It was a rhetorical question. He wasn't asking my opinion because he would have already made up his mind what punishment was my due. The United Nations talks a lot about Democracy but what we have here is a dictatorship. Nick's an immortal so there's no chance we'll ever be ruled by anyone more benevolent, or that we'll ever get to vote on anything. Hell, we make the Vatican and the Dalai Lama look positively benign politically in comparison. Nick may have believed that his punishment fitted the crime; I found it harsh and unnecessary. Perhaps not unnecessary - someone had to do it. But it was a shit job usually reserved for the intransigent, the criminal or the insane. To give the old miser credit, he was slowly implementing new technology but some areas were still in the grip of the old-fashioned meters which required on-site readings, much like the gas and electricity meters of yore. Most of the world was now hooked up to Santa's mainframe computer that automatically registered each and every human's naughty or nice quotient until, at midnight on December 24, it spat out a list of those who were deemed worthy of Santa's largesse. I pulled my thin coat tighter around my body, fluffed up my wet scarf around my mouth and nose to prevent the cold from penetrating, and yanked my colorful beanie down over my head to protect the pointy tips of my ears. Sighing loudly, I put my head down to strike out against the buffeting flurry of snow. Why the fuck couldn't he have sent me somewhere warm, like Australia? I knew why. This was punishment. Only the worst suburb in the worst city in the world was good enough for me. While my older brother, Rudolph, sat back home in centrally heated comfort sipping his cinnamon-flavored heated red wine in preparation for the wearying Christmas haul, I put my head down to butt against the snow and wind that stung my face, making the fine hairs bristle on my chin. I cursed again, knowing that by the time I got back having send my readings electronically - if only I could transport my body in such a fashion - I'd be so buggered that when the alarm went off the following morning I'd have so much difficulty shifting, Nick would whip me to hurry along my transformation.
Book Synopsis Christmas Crackers by : Candlestick Press
Download or read book Christmas Crackers written by Candlestick Press and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-09 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
