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Book Synopsis Sorry I'm Sarcastic Today Relaxing Coloring Book by : Coloring Gang
Download or read book Sorry I'm Sarcastic Today Relaxing Coloring Book written by Coloring Gang and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-13 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Coloring Book Features: 30 unique sarcastic quotes No curse quotes included 30 unique mandalas to color Single sheet print to avoid bleed through Large format 8" x 10" Premium glossy cover design This truly unique and awesome coloring book is perfect relaxation after a hard and exhausting day at work. Jam-packed with 30 awesome sarcastic quotes from everyday life and gorgeous mandalas as backgrounds to color. Every quote is printed on a single sheet to avoid bleed through. This coloring book is perfect for those long night shifts. Great gift for your co-workers.
Download or read book Color Me Crazy written by Carol Pavliska and published by Entangled: Select Contemporary. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julian Wheaton views the world through a kaleidoscope of synesthesia, seeing the colors of every sound he hears. His life as an iconic rock guitarist was a stressful psychedelic trip that nearly destroyed him. Now he's abandoned the rock 'n' roll lifestyle for the peaceful sanctity of his recording studio, but when fiery Cleo Compton comes to work for him, she brings chaos with her. Cleo Compton has had her flings with rockstars - and it's left her wary and bruised. Julian may have those sexy bedroom eyes and drool-worthy tattoos, but Cleo is determined to keep things strictly professional - until Julian turns out to be every dream she's ever chased. When he risks it all to hit the road with a band again, Cleo fears he'll return as the one thing she can no longer abide - a rockstar.
Book Synopsis The Executive Coloring Book by : Marcie Hans
Download or read book The Executive Coloring Book written by Marcie Hans and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original adult coloring book! A New York Times bestseller when it was originally published in 1961, The Executive Coloring Book is crashing the adult coloring book party with its subversive humor. "This is me. I am an executive. Executives are important. They go to important offices and do important things. Color my underwear important." So begins the dangerously funny classic, The Executive Coloring Book. Originally published more than fifty years ago, this brief and brilliant coloring book skewers the early sixties executive set. If Mad Men made them look glamorous, The Executive Coloring Book casts them in a different hue and invites everyone in on the joke.
Book Synopsis Color Me a Rainbow (Book 2 Magic Jukebox Series) by : Judith Arnold
Download or read book Color Me a Rainbow (Book 2 Magic Jukebox Series) written by Judith Arnold and published by Lachesis Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When she finds herself homeless after breaking up with her boyfriend, artist Emma Glendon accepts her best friend’s invitation to share a rental house in Brogan’s Point. But their absentee landlord, Max Tarloff, has come to town from his home in San Francisco to sell the house, which will mean evicting his tenants. Max is a high-tech brainiac and a self-made millionnaire. Emma is a painter and a free spirit. They have nothing in common—except the jukebox, which plays “Color Me a Rainbow” and forces them to recognize their own colors, hues that can match and blend magnificently, if the magic of the jukebox has its way.
Download or read book Color Me Red written by KALLI DESCHAMPS and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-01-20 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anger and politics strike the small western town of Meadow Creek, Montana with a vengeance, giving rise to a vicious community battle. A new young teacher becomes the catalyst; an untried superintendent of schools, the villain in this in this game of mystery and wits between a sluggish rural economy and a wealthy urban invasion. Color Me Red makes a statement about good teachers, rural America and the preservation of a unique way of life.
Download or read book Color Me Murder written by Krista Davis and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of the Domestic Diva mysteries delivers a colorful new seriesfeaturing downloadable color-it-yourself cover art! By day, Florrie Fox manages Color Me Read bookstore in Georgetown, Washington D.C. By night, she creates her own intricately detailed coloring books for adults, filling the pages with objects that catch her eye. There’s plenty of inspiration in her new apartment—a beautiful carriage house belonging to Florrie’s boss, Professor John Maxwell. He offers the property to Florrie rent-free with one condition—she must move in immediately to prevent his covetous sister and nephew from trying to claim it. When the professor’s nephew, Delbert, arrives, he proves just as sketchy as Florrie feared. But the following morning, Delbert has vanished. It’s not until she visits the third floor of the store that Florrie makes a tragic discovery—there’s a trap door in the landing, and a dead Delbert inside. The esteemed Professor Maxwell is an obvious suspect, but Florrie is certain this case isn’t so black and white. Other colorful characters are on the scene, all with a motive for murder. With a killer drawing closer, Florrie will need to think outside the lines . . . before death makes his mark again. "Clearly this book was written by a genius."—Buzzfeed
Book Synopsis A Snarky Adult Colouring Book by : Papeterie Bleu
Download or read book A Snarky Adult Colouring Book written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick. Snarky AF: Volume 1 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn
Book Synopsis How It Feels to be Colored Me by : Zora Neale Hurston
Download or read book How It Feels to be Colored Me written by Zora Neale Hurston and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-01-01 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The acclaimed author of Their Eyes Were Watching God relates her experiences as an African American woman in early-twentieth-century America. In this autobiographical essay, author Zora Neale Hurston recounts episodes from her childhood in different communities in Florida: Eatonville and Jacksonville. She reflects on what those experiences showed her about race, identity, and feeling different. “How It Feels to Be Colored Me” was originally published in 1928 in the magazine The World Tomorrow.
Book Synopsis Color Me Yours by : Loretta Holkmann-Reid
Download or read book Color Me Yours written by Loretta Holkmann-Reid and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The pain of forbidden love and dark family secrets. Anson is a White young man, and Mattie, a half-White girl. They grow up together playing on Anson's family manor. Negroes and Whites are curious as to why Mattie and her mother stay on White folk's property. Slavery is over. Anson and Mattie plan to attend college. Young love and lust blossom between the two. Secretly, they meet in the cotton field to be alone and think about the future. Their meetings in the shed turn into lovemaking. Mattie becomes pregnant with Anson's child. Pressure from Anson's mother causes him to marry a White girl against his will. He leaves with his new bride, Caroline, to attend college in California, then travels to Paris to study painting with known artists. Mattie is heartbroken. On the rebound, she marries Negro entrepreneur Levi Collins while attending college. He agrees to raise her daughter, Aimee, as his own. But he's abusive. Mattie escapes with her daughter and takes his hidden money. He is out for revenge and wants to cut her up so no one will look at her again. Word gets back to Anson upon returning home with his wife to have their baby born in America. Anson's brother, Peter, gets his Klan buddies to carve Levi's face monstrously and carve KKK in his chest. Levi bleeds to death. All is not well between Anson and his wife. No one knows why, except Anson's sister, Annabelle. Could it be what she knows would shake the foundation of the Wellington family? Many dark secrets surround Beauville Manor.
Book Synopsis Mommy Drinks Because You Cry by : Hannah Caner
Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
Book Synopsis I'm Allergic to Stupidity, I Break Out in Sarcasm by : Papeterie Bleu
Download or read book I'm Allergic to Stupidity, I Break Out in Sarcasm written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.
Book Synopsis The Poetry of Disturbance by : David Bergman
Download or read book The Poetry of Disturbance written by David Bergman and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Poetry of Disturbance, David Bergman argues that post-war poetry underwent a significant if subtle shift in emphasis, moving from the modernist concern with the poem as a visual text to one that was chiefly oral in nature. The resulting change was disturbing, especially for those brought up on the principles of high modernism. This new stress on orality implied a shift in the economy of the poem, away from the austerity of language advocated by Pound and Eliot to a style that conveyed freedom, expansiveness, and an innovative directness.
Book Synopsis Me? Sarcastic? Never.: Funny Sarcasm Birthday Gifts Small Black and White Notebook Paperback 6 X 9 by : Yellow Bear Publishing
Download or read book Me? Sarcastic? Never.: Funny Sarcasm Birthday Gifts Small Black and White Notebook Paperback 6 X 9 written by Yellow Bear Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Novelty Notebook Daily Diary / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, coworkers or any special occasion. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 page Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Download or read book Girl Crush written by Mel Elliott and published by Portico. This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exquisitely designed (and very fun) activity book lets you colour in an amazing gallery of the women other women love. Whether it's because they're fashion trendsetters who we all want to emulate, or have an incredible talent and wit or just because they have the best body EVER, it's about celebrating womanhood and appreciating women for their strengths, rather than berating them for their weaknesses as we (and the media) have done for years. It's a fun, humorous, felt-tip-based way to show our love, appreciation and (a bit of) envy for the women we idolise. And as well as their faces, this time we're featuring their clothes, so you can indulge your inner stylist along the way. Featuring film stars (Lindsay Lohan, Emma Stone), pop stars (Rihanna, Lana del Rey), fashion icons (Cara Delevingne, Alexa Chung), a special 90s section (Sherilyn Fenn, Winona Ryder, Naomi Campbell) stars old (Marilyn Monroe) and new (Emma Stone), and even a dash of royalty (Kate Middleton), you're guaranteed to find your idol within these pages. And colour her in!
Book Synopsis Colors from a Zionist's Palette by : Arieh Larkey
Download or read book Colors from a Zionist's Palette written by Arieh Larkey and published by Gefen Publishing House Ltd. This book was released on 2012 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The three stories in this volume are derived from real-life experiences, mostly during Arieh Larkey s more than forty years of living out his dream in the Jewish Homeland. The first story, An Improbable Zionist Recollections, is a light autobiographical sketch of life's twists and turns, which lead the author on adventures he could never have envisioned as a youth growing up in the Jewish neighborhood of Newark, New Jersey; adventures in a place that lies six thousand miles to the east of his hometown namely, the fledgling Jewish State of Israel. To round out the trilogy, the two additional short stories in this volume, entitled Nazi Germany and the Sinai a Link to the Past and My First Time...under Katyusha Fire, show tantalizing glimpses of the author s extraordinary adventures in his adopted home. Sometimes he uses fictional characters to tell the story. Other times, he himself is the protagonist. But in either case, the readers will enjoy a full 360° panoramic view of the author s physical and emotional surroundings as the stories unfold.
Download or read book Torch Red written by Melody Carlson and published by Tyndale House. This book was released on 2014-02-27 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When jock Justin Clark asks Zoe out, she wonders if he could finally be The One. Nate, a diehard Christian and real friend, encourages Zoe to consider exactly what it all means before she makes a life-defining decision. But will Zoe learn before it’s too late? This third book in the TrueColors teen fiction series deals with sex, relationships, and identity.
Book Synopsis Sarcasm Is a Dragon’s Best Friend by : Stephanie Collins
Download or read book Sarcasm Is a Dragon’s Best Friend written by Stephanie Collins and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-02 with total page 903 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Gemini, and my life is a bloody mess. I almost kill my mother; my overbearing father exiles me out of the nest; one of my sisters wants to neuter me so stupidity doesnt breed; my dead grandmother wants me to complete stupid missions for her, and a witch thinks Im an arrogant and rude dragon, so she turns me human. Then I get captured by guards from a kingdom notorious for being cruel to males, and they make me their slave for three years. Their queen decides shes had enough of my sarcastic idiocy and sells me to a neighboring kingdom where I get stuck in a new dungeon: kinghood. Apparently I make enemies wherever I go. I have dragon slayers poaching in my kingdom and my armys commander desperately wanting to kill me so he could be king. All I want is to find a way to break my curse and get my scales back . . . and for my father to stop treating me like a hatchling. Is that too much to ask for?
