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Book Synopsis Clean Up on Aisle Stupid by : Darby Conley
Download or read book Clean Up on Aisle Stupid written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the quirky—and always eccentric—household of human Rob Wilco. While his existence as an ad executive would be bland under normal circumstances, one mangy, temperamental cat and one docile dog make it anything but. In this Get Fuzzy collection, the ever-popular pairing of mischievous Bucky Katt and tolerant pooch Satchel return to comically define the separation between animal instinct and human nature.
Download or read book Catabunga! written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our tough-as-nails crew has been assembled. Bucky Katt has a plan to take out the ferrets next door, and it will require all of his powers of disguise and stealth to get the job done. Satchel Pooch is going on the offense and channeling his inner assault-broccoli to defeat the vegetables before they defeat him. And Rob, the unofficial peacekeeper, is left to clean up the aftermath before the whole thing becomes an international incident. Packed with intrigue, covert aggression, and domestic warfare, Catabunga! is an all-out battle of wit and words that’s not to be missed.
Download or read book The Stinking written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11-20 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be afraid, be very afraid. Bucky B. Katt continues his reign of terror over his Get Fuzzy roommates, Satchel the pooch and Rob the human, in The Stinking. In addition to rants about his anticow crusade, Bucky also berates global warming as global stinking. Always on the defense against a monkey invasion, Bucky is armed with his own self-made arsenal of creative weaponry. It’s one strange and scary little household in the apartment that Rob, Bucky, and the lumpy canine Satchel share. Mild-mannered Rob can barely manage Bucky, who some might say is deranged, and Satchel, who usually ends up being the patsy. In this treasury, which includes all the cartoons from Masters of the Nonsenseverse and Survival of the Filthiest, Darby Conley once again morphs the human–pet relationship into one that humorously reminds us of our own weird human relationships.
Book Synopsis Clean Up on Aisle Stupid by : Darby Conley
Download or read book Clean Up on Aisle Stupid written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the quirky—and always eccentric—household of human Rob Wilco. While his existence as an ad executive would be bland under normal circumstances, one mangy, temperamental cat and one docile dog make it anything but. In this Get Fuzzy collection, the ever-popular pairing of mischievous Bucky Katt and tolerant pooch Satchel return to comically define the separation between animal instinct and human nature.
Book Synopsis Survival of the Filthiest by : Darby Conley
Download or read book Survival of the Filthiest written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05-29 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Survival of the Filthiest takes Bucky the cat and Satchel the pooch back to their animal origins, not that they’ve ever strayed too far from their nonpedigrees. Constantly testing the patience of their “amateur treat boy” Rob, Bucky and Satchel pull off daily antics in the Get Fuzzy household that are routinely smelly, messy, and, yes, even filthy. In Survival of the Filthiest, Bucky decides to secede from the United States and declare the state of Buckyvania in his closet, complete with visitor permissions and postcards. When the state of Buckyvania has a food shortage, he is forced to launch a successful special ops raiding party. Not to be deterred when Buckyvania falls, Bucky begins a government takeover plan with Mac Manc McManx slated as the new president. Meanwhile, Satchel, convinced there are ghosts in the house, hires the Atlantic Research of Supernatural Entities Group to ghostbust. When their study is a bust, Mystic Misty, a feline cable access psychic, steps in to uncover the spirits. All this amid Bucky making batteries out of monkeys and Satchel eating all but the head of Rob’s Star Wars collectible equate to another sidesplitting look into the crazy world of Get Fuzzy.
Book Synopsis The Weed Whisperer by : G. B. Trudeau
Download or read book The Weed Whisperer written by G. B. Trudeau and published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM. This book was released on 2015-11-10 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I don’t read Doonesbury. He glorifies drugs.” —Former White House Press Secretary Marlin Fitzwater Welcome to the age of pivots. Two centuries after the Founding Fathers signed off on happiness, Zonker Harris and nephew Zipper pull up stakes and head west in hot pursuit. The dream? Setting up a major grow facility outside Boulder, Colorado, and becoming bajillionaire producers of “artisanal” marijuana. For Zonk, it’s the crowning reset of a career that’s ranged from babysitting to waiting tables. For Walden-grad Zip, it’s a way to confront $600,000 in student loans. Elsewhere in Free Agent America, newlyweds Alex and Toggle are struggling. Twins Eli and Danny show up during their mother’s MIT graduation, but a bad economy dries up lab grants, compelling the newly minted PhD to seek employment as a barista. Meanwhile, eternally blocked writer Jeff Redfern struggles to keep the Red Rascal legend-in-his-own-mind franchise alive, while aging music icon Jimmy T. endures by adapting to his industry’s new normal: “I can make music on my schedule and release it directly to the fans.” He’s living in his car. G.B. Trudeau’s Doonesbury is now in its fifth decade, and has chronicled American life through eight presidents, four generational cohorts, and innumerable paradigm shifts. His political sitcom Alpha House, starring John Goodman, is available on DVD and by streaming from Amazon Prime. For the record, Trudeau always inhaled back in the day. As President Obama once explained, “That was the point.”
Download or read book Playtime written by Patrick McDonnell and published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the friendship between Earl the Jack Russell and Mooch the tuxedo cat, and the bond between pets & their owners, in this comic strip treasury. This Mutts collection contains a year’s worth of color Sunday strips and black-and-white daily strips that mingle with impromptu splash pages highlighting McDonnell’s imaginative artwork. Sketched in McDonnell’s distinctive style, this emotive Mutts collection follows the day-to-day exploits of the cat and dog duo, Mooch and Earl. Whether they are contemplating the cosmos or curling in for a much-needed nap, these two lighthearted pals remind us of the simple pleasures that make life so grand.
Book Synopsis Clean Up on Aisle Mine by : Patricia Logan
Download or read book Clean Up on Aisle Mine written by Patricia Logan and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-10 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former CIA operative, Damon Thorne, is a fixer. He cleans up messes other people make of their lives to forget the wreckage his own has become. Whether it means retrieving a drug addict whose family is being blackmailed or rescuing a furball who's the subject of a custody dispute, Damon just gets things done. When the job means kidnapping the wild son of a prominent Senator in an election year, it should come with hazard pay.From the day Jude Chenoweth was born into wealth and position, his father has groomed him to follow in his footsteps. Jude has other plans. Openly gay and infamous, all he wants to do is live his life, create his art, and never settle down.Life has a way of kicking butts, even the sexy ones. Thrown together in a situation neither wanted, Damon and Jude must now decide how to move forward. Jude knows something is wrong when he gazes into Damon's haunted brown eyes and Damon recognizes there's much more to Jude than the caricature he shows the world. This might be the beginning of a journey... or an incredibly stupid mistake. Perhaps working together will help them process their own demons. Whatever happens, neither of them believes Damon's assignments will always come with a heaping helping of bad guys.Not always... right?
Download or read book The Game written by Don McLean and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2019-03-04 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This traditional-style murder mystery takes place in the unlikely setting of a hospital where an innocuous game, which medical staff play to hone their professional skills, provides the stimulus for murder. When Katlin’s long-time friend dies mysteriously just as she is to be discharged from the hospital, Katlin and her colleague Palmer start stalking clues. Soon, they become convinced that a killer is taking advantage of the hospital environment to cover up deadly crime and using techniques that might have been learned during the game. But why would a medical professional, trained to alleviate physical and mental health, decide to murder seemingly random hospital patients? And why is this hospital the killer’s target? Is the killer cold-blooded or suffering from some sort of delusion? With the whole hospital’s staff as potential suspects, this whodunit is sure to keep the amateur sleuths guessing.
Book Synopsis I'm Gluten Furious by : Darby Conley
Download or read book I'm Gluten Furious written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything in moderation . . . The Get Fuzzy gang is back, and they’re leaner and meaner than ever. Bucky Katt (mastermind of mayhem) is on a steady diet of raw bacon, Beluga nut crunch, and carpa-cola in order to fit into his El Megaroid superhero suit—oatmeal cans are very slimming these days. The hapless and hopeless Satchel Pooch is in the kitchen perfecting his recipe for rubber chicken l’orange in a crayon/marker reduction sauce. And poor Rob, the vegetarian and ”owner” of the bunch, is scrounging for scraps in the midst of this gastronomical fury. Delicious and satisfying, this treasury of cartoons features a healthy serving of favorites from Clean Up on Aisle Stupid! and You Can’t Fight Crazy. Don’t feel guilty for polishing it off in one sitting. Honestly… . . . moderation is overrated.
Download or read book Metabyte written by Cat Connor and published by 9mm Press. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prepare for an adrenaline-fueled race against time in the heart-pounding thriller "Metabyte" by the masterful Cat Connor! SSA Ellie Iverson finds herself thrust into a nightmare as her world collapses around her. Her niece is snatched away, her husband’s brother vanishes without a trace, and deceased agents inexplicably resurface in strange places across the city, only to meet their demise once again. With every alarm bell ringing in her head, Iverson's internal alert system goes off the scale. Enigmatic clues and cryptic codes left behind by a missing colleague and her own brother-in-law paint a chilling picture of a massive breach in sensitive FBI data. The sudden death of a team member leaves Delta A reeling, pushing Iverson to the edge. Two extraordinary new agents, possessing talents akin to her own, join the team, raising the stakes and amplifying the urgency of their mission. As Iverson delves into her niece's digital footprint, a horrifying network begins to emerge, its sinister activities lurking in the shadows of the dark corners of the internet. Under the watchful directive of the FBI Director and armed with the formidable Wayward Son Protocol, Iverson and Delta A embark on a relentless pursuit to untangle the leads that weave through the treacherous realm of the darknet. Their objective: stem the relentless flow of death and bring her family back from the clutches of evil. In the ninth installment of the electrifying "-byte" series, Cat Connor once again delivers a mind-bending thriller that will leave you breathless. Prepare to be immersed in a world where danger lurks at every turn, secrets are unveiled in heart-stopping twists, and the race to save loved ones becomes a battle for survival. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of suspense that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the final, pulse-pounding climax.
Download or read book Zits Apocalypse written by Jerry Scott and published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teenagers are a lot like zombies--slow-moving, difficult to communicate with, and always, always hungry. Luckily, Zits Apocalypse is here to shed some light on the ups, downs, and in-betweens of parenting teens. Join the Duncan family--Connie, Walt, and Jeremy--as they grapple with modern technology, confront an endless sea of dirty laundry, and learn to bridge the cultural divide between parents and teenagers. Zits Apocalypse offers a light-hearted yet insightful look at the multifaceted lives of modern teens and their families, complemented with annotations from the creators. From financial trouble to the perils of young love, this collection broaches relevant and familiar topics with with, wit, humor, and affection.
Book Synopsis Suckled Brats 8-Pack : Books 1 to 8 (Breast Feeding Erotica Nursing Erotica Lactation Erotica) by : Millie King
Download or read book Suckled Brats 8-Pack : Books 1 to 8 (Breast Feeding Erotica Nursing Erotica Lactation Erotica) written by Millie King and published by Taboo Ink. This book was released on with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Suckled Brats 8-pack collection features books 1-8 of the series where feisty older men feast on the bounteous chests of the women in their lives in good, old-fashioned, lactation fun! Read just how naughty they get! Stories include : ‘Farmer’s Prize Milk,’ ‘Holy Cow,’ ‘Boss’s Magical Latte,’ ‘Training My Chest,’ ’21 Or Bust,’ ‘The Milkiest Showgirl,’ ‘Clean-Up In The Dairy Aisle,’ and ‘Ice-Cream Fundae.’ (milking, lactation, adult nursing, bdsm, breeding, erotica, bundle, collection, series, anthology)
Book Synopsis The Housewife Assassin's Gambit by : Josie Brown
Download or read book The Housewife Assassin's Gambit written by Josie Brown and published by Signal Press. This book was released on 2023-06-30 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN BOOK 23 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES: Donna and Jack Craig are on an around-the-world mission to retrieve nine digital directories listing names of intelligence operatives—one belonging to the United States, the other eight belonging to its allies and enemies—as they are sold by the highest bidder by an anonymous terrorist. At the same time, Jack thinks he has reasons to question Donna's love for him. Will saving their country cost the Craigs their marriage? PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN NOVELS: "Brown's unorthodox surprises did make me laugh. I taught it in a class about comic novels." —Jane Smiley "This book hits all the right notes...I now want a week at the beach to read them all...I'm completely smitten." -- Barbara Vey READERS LOVE THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES TOO: "Brown's writing is vivid, concise and humorous. At the same time, she manages to convey the seriousness of the situations that the Craigs and Acme find themselves in. I hated all the right characters, believed every bit of the situations presented and most of all, loved Donna and her family." "Love the details that Josie adds to her series. I learn so much and often come away feeling as if I was right there immersed into the plots and deeds. Love my Josie Brown domestic thriller novels. Five stars and love." "Another amazing suspense that kept me glued to the book. For the twentieth time with this series, I was unable to put the romantic comedies book down from the moment I opened it. I absolutely love Jack and Donna and their adventures and brushes with death." "Oh, my heartstrings...Josie Brown took them up to dizzying heights, twisted them into various shapes, then threw them on such a roller coaster ride that I think I may have whiplash. The characters were there to love, the locales vivid and exciting, it almost seemed like a vacation- notwithstanding the murder and espionage. Thank you for another exciting Kindle thrillers read." "Can't wait for the next one (already). Love all of Josie Brown's funny mysteries books! I normally read these in a day or two—can’t put them down." "Brilliant! Josie has excelled herself with this romantic comedy book! A gripping, exciting read as always, but with an additional twist. Couldn't put it down!"
Download or read book Black Card written by Chris L. Terry and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this NPR Best Book of the Year, a mixed–race punk rock musician must face the real dangers of being Black in America in this “wise meditation on race, authenticity, and belonging” (Nylon). Chris L. Terry’s Black Card is an uncompromising examination of American identity. In an effort to be “Black enough,” a mixed–race punk rock musician indulges his own stereotypical views of African American life by doing what his white bandmates call “Black stuff.” After remaining silent during a racist incident, the unnamed narrator has his Black Card revoked by Lucius, his guide through Richmond, Virginia, where Confederate flags and memorials are a part of everyday life. Determined to win back his Black Card, the narrator sings rap songs at an all–white country music karaoke night, absorbs black pop culture, and attempts to date his Black coworker Mona, who is attacked one night. The narrator becomes the prime suspect, earning the attention of John Donahue, a local police officer with a grudge dating back to high school. Forced to face his past, his relationships with his black father and white mother, and the real consequences and dangers of being Black in America, the narrator must choose who he is before the world decides for him.
Book Synopsis Sometimes It Happens by : Lauren Barnholdt
Download or read book Sometimes It Happens written by Lauren Barnholdt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With help from her best friend Ava and Ava's boyfriend Noah, Hannah is recovering from being dumped, but on the first day of their senior year in high school, Ava learns that Hannah and Noah betrayed her while she was away.
Download or read book The Nomad written by Penelope Reese and published by Penelope Reese. This book was released on with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emri Fellz never wanted the biker life. However, she honors their code. Being the granddaughter and daughter of two legendary Mercs puts a target on her back. With the skills she learned from her grandfather, Joe Christianson, and her father, Hawk Creed, she revised some old equipment to be more efficient for field use. She didn't know it would come to save her life. But one stormy night in the ER, her life would change forever as the man she'd loved since she was sixteen would be hauled in and beaten from a bar room fight. She had a gut feeling. She needed to get him to safety, only to have her world shaken to its core.
