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Book Synopsis The Gigantic Joke Book by : Joseph Rosenbloom
Download or read book The Gigantic Joke Book written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1978 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Book Synopsis The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1) by : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Download or read book The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.
Book Synopsis Ultimate Book of Jokes by : Scott McNeely
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Book Synopsis How to Tell a Joke by : Marcus Tullius Cicero
Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Book Synopsis Jokes for Young Folks by : Dale Donahoo
Download or read book Jokes for Young Folks written by Dale Donahoo and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-21 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic Jokes to Tickle your Kids Funny Bone! Great for Families Too! Memorable Jokes that will help Kids strengthen reading skills while also Laughing Out Loud! A Great gift for Kids 6-12. Sure to keep your Child laughing and Family Entertained !
Book Synopsis Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men by : Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.)
Download or read book Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men written by Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.) and published by Yuk Yuk's Joke Book. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This series of time-tested joke books helps jokers with a funny quip in any setting. Classic Jokes brings together 500 jokes from the routines of countless standup comedians, such as “How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change.” Jokes for Roasts and Toasts provides speakers with a treasure of pithy remarks and merciless insults for any engagement. And running the gamut from crude to tasteless, Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men allows would-be jokers to be completely inappropriate at the most appropriate times.
Book Synopsis The Best Joke Book Ever by : Wayne Brindle
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Book Synopsis Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds by : Andrew Pinder
Download or read book Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds written by Andrew Pinder and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of hundreds of the funniest jokes for clever kids.
Book Synopsis The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) by : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Download or read book The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2024-06-11 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis All-Time Classic Joke Book by : Carlton Publishing
Download or read book All-Time Classic Joke Book written by Carlton Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2018-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The All-Time Classic Joke Book is packed with hundreds of the best, time-tested jokes. From shaggy dog stories to one-liners, this book contains more joke than you can shake a stick at--easily sectioned so you can quickly select the perfect joke for any occasion and situation. You never know, you might even find one that makes the in-laws laugh!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Book Synopsis Is This Anything? by : Jerry Seinfeld
Download or read book Is This Anything? written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.
Book Synopsis 101 Classic Jewish Jokes by : Robert Menchin
Download or read book 101 Classic Jewish Jokes written by Robert Menchin and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 1997-09-30 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jewish humor has defined comedy in 20th-century America.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by : Share The Love Gifts
Download or read book Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Share The Love Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring "From:__________ " on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. :PEveryone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of ...
Book Synopsis Classic Jokes by : Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.)
Download or read book Classic Jokes written by Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.) and published by Yuk Yuk's Joke Book. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This series of time-tested joke books helps jokers with a funny quip in any selling. Classic Jokes brings together 500 jokes from the routines of countless standup comedians, such as "How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change." Jokes for Roasts and Toasts provides speakers with a treasure of pithy remarks and merciless insults for any engagement. And running the gamut from crude to tasteless, Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men allows would-be jokers to be completely inappropriate at the most appropriate times.
