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Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids

Author : Sky Pony Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 151075864X
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-08-18 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of 350 hysterical beach jokes for kids (and pirates and mermaids!), complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! What's a mermaid's favorite letter? The C! What's a pirate's least favorite letter? RRRRR! Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids is full of hilarious fun for anyone who loves the beach! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 of the best jokes for ocean-loving kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days on vacation, and hanging out with friends on the shore, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home!

Knock Knock, Unicorn Who?

Author : Stephanie Rodriguez
Publisher : Xist Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1532431740
Total Pages : 16 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (324 download)

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Download or read book Knock Knock, Unicorn Who? written by Stephanie Rodriguez and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-18 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorns AND Mermaids? In one silly, illustrated Joke book? OF COURSE! Knock, Knock, Unicorn Who? is an illustrated joke book filled with unicorns, mermaids, narwhals, and other fun and magical creatures. Celebrate childhood joys with funny jokes sure to make little ones laugh. Sample joke: What does a mermaid use to call someone? A shell phone. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!

Mermaids Don't Fart

Author : Tamara Rittershaus
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781734826289
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (262 download)

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Download or read book Mermaids Don't Fart written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2023-08-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!

Mermaids Don't Fart

Author : Tamara Rittershaus
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781734826296
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (262 download)

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Download or read book Mermaids Don't Fart written by Tamara Rittershaus and published by . This book was released on 2023-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eel says mermaids don't fart; Shrimp says mermaids do. Their argument gets them into deep trouble. When Eel gets a mermaid to help his friend, she has to let off a little air to dive that deep. MERMAIDS DON'T FART is a laugh-out-loud picture book for joke-lovers, nature-lovers and mermaid fans of all ages. Hilariously illustrated to support confidence in emerging and reluctant readers, it's also a great rhyming read-aloud for families who like to laugh. Along with themes of friendship, service, and empathy, readers will learn about buoyancy and about symbiotic relationships on the reef! Funny. Educational. Magical. Hey, what's that smell? Who knows, because MERMAIDS DON'T FART!

Knock Knock, Unicorn Who?

Author : Stephanie Rodriguez
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781532431753
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (317 download)

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Download or read book Knock Knock, Unicorn Who? written by Stephanie Rodriguez and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-18 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorns AND Mermaids? In one silly, illustrated Joke book? OF COURSE! Knock, Knock, Unicorn Who? is an illustrated joke book filled with unicorns, mermaids, narwhals, and other fun and magical creatures. Celebrate childhood joys with funny jokes sure to make little ones laugh. Sample joke: What does a mermaid use to call someone? A shell phone. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!

The Animal Family

Author : Randall Jarrell
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 9780062050885
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book The Animal Family written by Randall Jarrell and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 1997-02-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of how, one by one, a man found himself a family. Almost nowhere in fiction is there a stranger, dearer, or funnier family--and the life that the members of The Animal Familylive together, there in the wilderness beside the sea, is as extraordinary and as enchanting as the family itself. 1966 Newbery Honor Book Best Illustrated Children's Book 1965 Year's Best Juvenile 1965 (NYT)

The Giver Quartet

Author : Lois Lowry
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547887205
Total Pages : 405 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (478 download)

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Download or read book The Giver Quartet written by Lois Lowry and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2012 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike the other Birthmothers in her utopian community, teenaged Claire forms an attachment to her baby and sets out to find him when he is removed from the community.

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416936041
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha! written by David Lewman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-24 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Mirrors

Author : Eduardo Galeano
Publisher : Bold Type Books
ISBN 13 : 0786744707
Total Pages : 402 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book Mirrors written by Eduardo Galeano and published by Bold Type Books. This book was released on 2009-05-26 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout his career, Eduardo Galeano has turned our understanding of history and reality on its head. Isabelle Allende said his works "invade the reader's mind, to persuade him or her to surrender to the charm of his writing and power of his idealism." Mirrors, Galeano's most ambitious project since Memory of Fire, is an unofficial history of the world seen through history's unseen, unheard, and forgotten. As Galeano notes: "Official history has it that Vasco Núde Balboa was the first man to see, from a summit in Panama, the two oceans at once. Were the people who lived there blind??" Recalling the lives of artists, writers, gods, and visionaries, from the Garden of Eden to twenty-first-century New York, of the black slaves who built the White House and the women erased by men's fears, and told in hundreds of kaleidoscopic vignettes, Mirrors is a magic mosaic of our humanity.

You Can't Go Home Again

Author : Thomas Wolfe
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9783965370951
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Go Home Again written by Thomas Wolfe and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Can't Go Home Again is a novel by Thomas Wolfe published posthumously in 1940. The novel tells the story of George Webber, a fledgling author, who writes a book that makes frequent references to his home town of Libya Hill. The book is a national success but the residents of the town, unhappy with what they view as Webber's distorted depiction of them, send the author menacing letters and death threats. (Wikipedia).

Learning about Seashells

Author : Sy Barlowe
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
ISBN 13 : 0486838447
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (868 download)

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Download or read book Learning about Seashells written by Sy Barlowe and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2020-04-15 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve accurately rendered sticker illustrations depict the mussel, scallop, razor clam, quahog, queen conch, and seven other shells. Easy-to-read descriptions are accompanied by numbered spaces for applying the matching sticker.

Man and His Symbols

Author : Carl G. Jung
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0307800555
Total Pages : 433 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Man and His Symbols written by Carl G. Jung and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The landmark text about the inner workings of the unconscious mind—from the symbolism that unlocks the meaning of our dreams to their effect on our waking lives and artistic impulses—featuring more than a hundred images that break down Carl Jung’s revolutionary ideas “What emerges with great clarity from the book is that Jung has done immense service both to psychology as a science and to our general understanding of man in society.”—The Guardian “Our psyche is part of nature, and its enigma is limitless.” Since our inception, humanity has looked to dreams for guidance. But what are they? How can we understand them? And how can we use them to shape our lives? There is perhaps no one more equipped to answer these questions than the legendary psychologist Carl G. Jung. It is in his life’s work that the unconscious mind comes to be understood as an expansive, rich world just as vital and true a part of the mind as the conscious, and it is in our dreams—those personal, integral expressions of our deepest selves—that it communicates itself to us. A seminal text written explicitly for the general reader, Man and His Symbolsis a guide to understanding the symbols in our dreams and using that knowledge to build fuller, more receptive lives. Full of fascinating case studies and examples pulled from philosophy, history, myth, fairy tales, and more, this groundbreaking work—profusely illustrated with hundreds of visual examples—offers invaluable insight into the symbols we dream that demand understanding, why we seek meaning at all, and how these very symbols affect our lives. By illuminating the means to examine our prejudices, interpret psychological meanings, break free of our influences, and recenter our individuality, Man and His Symbols proves to be—decades after its conception—a revelatory, absorbing, and relevant experience.

The English and Scottish Popular Ballads

Author : Francis James Child
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 692 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)

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Download or read book The English and Scottish Popular Ballads written by Francis James Child and published by . This book was released on 1898 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Flying Lessons & Other Stories

Author : Ellen Oh
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 110193462X
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book Flying Lessons & Other Stories written by Ellen Oh and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether it is basketball dreams, family fiascos, first crushes, or new neighborhoods, this bold short story collection—written by some of the best children’s authors including Kwame Alexander, Meg Medina, Jacqueline Woodson, and many more and published in partnership with We Need Diverse Books—celebrates the uniqueness and universality in all of us. "Will resonate with any kid who's ever felt different—which is to say, every kid." —Time Great stories take flight in this adventurous middle-grade anthology crafted by ten of the most recognizable and diverse authors writing today. Newbery Medalist Kwame Alexander delivers a story in-verse about a boy who just might have magical powers; National Book Award winner Jacqueline Woodson spins a tale of friendship against all odds; and Meg Medina uses wet paint to color in one girl’s world with a short story that inspired her Newbery award-winner Merci Suárez Changes Gear. Plus, seven more bold voices that bring this collection to new heights with tales that challenge, inspire, and celebrate the unique talents within us all. AUTHORS INCLUDE: Kwame Alexander, Kelly J. Baptist, Soman Chainani, Matt de la Peña, Tim Federle, Grace Lin, Meg Medina, Walter Dean Myers, Tim Tingle, Jacqueline Woodson “There’s plenty of magic in this collection to go around.” —Booklist, Starred “A natural for middle school classrooms and libraries.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Inclusive, authentic, and eminently readable.” —School Library Journal, Starred “Thought provoking and wide-ranging . . . should not be missed.”—Publishers Weekly, Starred “Read more books by these authors.” —The Bulletin, Starred

The Story of Edgar Sawtelle

Author : David Wroblewski
Publisher : Bond Street Books
ISBN 13 : 0307371891
Total Pages : 578 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book The Story of Edgar Sawtelle written by David Wroblewski and published by Bond Street Books. This book was released on 2009-03-19 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beautifully written and elegantly paced, The Story of Edgar Sawtelle is a coming-of-age novel about the power of the land and the past to shape our lives. It is a riveting tale of retribution, inhabited by empathic animals, prophetic dreams, second sight, and vengeful ghosts. Born mute, Edgar Sawtelle feels separate from the people around him but is able to establish profound bonds with the animals who share his home and his name: his family raises a fictional breed of exceptionally perceptive and affable dogs. Soon after his father's sudden death, Edgar is stunned to learn that his mother has already moved on as his uncle Claude quickly becomes part of their lives. Reeling from the sudden changes to his quiet existence, Edgar flees into the forests surrounding his Wisconsin home accompanied by three dogs. Soon he is caught in a struggle for survival—the only thing that will prepare him for his return home.

The Riddling Reaver

Author : Paul Mason
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780140321562
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (215 download)

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Download or read book The Riddling Reaver written by Paul Mason and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Dictator's Seduction

Author : Lauren H. Derby
Publisher : Duke University Press
ISBN 13 : 0822390868
Total Pages : 430 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (223 download)

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Download or read book The Dictator's Seduction written by Lauren H. Derby and published by Duke University Press. This book was released on 2009-07-17 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dictatorship of Rafael Trujillo, who ruled the Dominican Republic from 1930 until his assassination in 1961, was one of the longest and bloodiest in Latin American history. The Dictator’s Seduction is a cultural history of the Trujillo regime as it was experienced in the capital city of Santo Domingo. Focusing on everyday forms of state domination, Lauren Derby describes how the regime infiltrated civil society by fashioning a “vernacular politics” based on popular idioms of masculinity and fantasies of race and class mobility. Derby argues that the most pernicious aspect of the dictatorship was how it appropriated quotidian practices such as gossip and gift exchange, leaving almost no place for Dominicans to hide or resist. Drawing on previously untapped documents in the Trujillo National Archives and interviews with Dominicans who recall life under the dictator, Derby emphasizes the role that public ritual played in Trujillo’s exercise of power. His regime included the people in affairs of state on a massive scale as never before. Derby pays particular attention to how events and projects were received by the public as she analyzes parades and rallies, the rebuilding of Santo Domingo following a major hurricane, and the staging of a year-long celebration marking the twenty-fifth year of Trujillo’s regime. She looks at representations of Trujillo, exploring how claims that he embodied the popular barrio antihero the tíguere (tiger) stoked a fantasy of upward mobility and how a rumor that he had a personal guardian angel suggested he was uniquely protected from his enemies. The Dictator’s Seduction sheds new light on the cultural contrivances of autocratic power.