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Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monkeys and apes have a reputation for being funny animals. At zoos, the monkey house is one of the most popular places to visit because they do many things that seem awfully silly to people! Readers will enjoy having a whole bunch of jokes to tell about our primate friends. Cool facts, colorful photographs, and illustrations engage readers as they navigate wordplay, puns, and fun. In this case, monkeying around is a good thing!
Book Synopsis Monkey Jokes by : Johnny B. Laughing
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest monkey jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny monkey jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of monkey jokes is extremely hilarious and may cause you to go bananas! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What did the monkey call his first wife? A: His prime-mate! HAHA! Q: If you throw an ape into the Great Lakes, what will it become? A: Wet! LOL! Q: Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? A: The elevator men are on strike! 100+ funny and hilarious monkey jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your monkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monkeys will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Monkey around and click 'buy' to get your hands on a copy today!
Download or read book Zizek's Jokes written by Slavoj Zizek and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2018-02-23 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Žižek as comedian: jokes in the service of philosophy. “A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”—Ludwig Wittgenstein The good news is that this book offers an entertaining but enlightening compilation of Žižekisms. Unlike any other book by Slavoj Žižek, this compact arrangement of jokes culled from his writings provides an index to certain philosophical, political, and sexual themes that preoccupy him. Žižek's Jokes contains the set-ups and punch lines—as well as the offenses and insults—that Žižek is famous for, all in less than 200 pages. So what's the bad news? There is no bad news. There's just the inimitable Slavoj Žižek, disguised as an impossibly erudite, politically incorrect uncle, beginning a sentence, “There is an old Jewish joke, loved by Derrida...“ For Žižek, jokes are amusing stories that offer a shortcut to philosophical insight. He illustrates the logic of the Hegelian triad, for example, with three variations of the “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” classic: first the wife claims a migraine; then the husband does; then the wife exclaims, “Darling, I have a terrible migraine, so let's have some sex to refresh me!” A punch line about a beer bottle provides a Lacanian lesson about one signifier. And a “truly obscene” version of the famous “aristocrats” joke has the family offering a short course in Hegelian thought rather than a display of unspeakables. Žižek's Jokes contains every joke cited, paraphrased, or narrated in Žižek's work in English (including some in unpublished manuscripts), including different versions of the same joke that make different points in different contexts. The larger point being that comedy is central to Žižek's seriousness.
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Fun mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to eat! ~LOL!~ Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat? A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla! This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Download or read book Guess the Primate written by Kari Noel and published by Gray Duck Creative Works. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten mystery primates put themselves out there in this book. They show their most flattering and unflattering features. For example, one points out its pretty red hair while another one calls attention to its big nose. Each primate hopes to be known by young readers.
Book Synopsis Apes and Monkeys on the Early Modern Stage, 1603–1659 by : Teresa Grant
Download or read book Apes and Monkeys on the Early Modern Stage, 1603–1659 written by Teresa Grant and published by Springer Nature. This book was released on with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Mike Mains and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with these laugh-a-minute monkey jokes for kids! Monkeys, apes, gorillas, even chimps, they're all here waiting to entertain you. Kids love monkeys and they're guaranteed to go bananas over the world's first and funniest collection of monkey jokes. Are you ready for a gorillian laughs? Then stop monkeying around and get this book! For kids, and for their parents who love them. Humor Makes the World Go Round Do smiling children make you smile? Do laughing children make you laugh? Do you need a good laugh yourself? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then treat yourself to a wholesome gift with a copy of this book. For kids, for adults, for anyone who needs a laugh. Did you know that it's impossible to feel animosity towards someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? Humor can heal the world. Children laugh dozens of times a day. Adults, not so much. While I wrote this joke book for kids, I suspect that adults need it even more. Become a playful child again. Laugh with abandon. Make the little children around you laugh. The smiles on their faces will melt away your stress and bring a huge smile to your own face. Looking to meet or impress that special someone in your life? Nothing succeeds like humor. Tell that special guy or gal a joke from this book and laugh your way into their heart. I've purposely priced this book so that anyone, regardless of their financial situation, can afford it. I don't want anyone who needs a good joke book to go without one due to a lack of funds. The Kindle edition of this joke book for kids isn't $6.99, or $5.99, or even $4.99. It's a teeny-weeny $2.99 (what a bargain). For that you're getting an entire book of monkey jokes, many of them never heard before. I know, because I invented many of the jokes myself. Even more, this book is enrolled with the Kindle Matchbook plan. That means if you buy the paperback version of this book, you get the kindle version absolutely free! (What a deal.) If you've read this far, then you are obviously a rare and special soul with a scintillating sense of humor. If you're in need of a quick laugh, check out the Look Inside feature for this book. If you find yourself smiling or laughing out loud, then you're the person I wrote this book for. The world's funniest collection of monkey jokes ever assembled is only a click away. About the Author Mike Mains is the author of the wildly popular North Hollywood Detective Club mystery series. Thousands of fans around the world have thrilled to these stories of mystery, suspense and intrigue. Here's what a few of them have to say: 5 Stars! My 10 year old son has enjoyed all 3 books. He just finished "The Case of the Christmas Counterfeiters" and loved it. He says "It is intriguing and leaves you in suspense." "When it seems that there is no hope, something cool happens!" "I highly recommend this book!" 5 Stars! I loved the action and the mystery that he used. Like how it was one mystery than the book changed and then there was another mystery 5 Stars! My 13 year-old daughter loves this series. 5 Stars! I bought this book for my son and read a few pages just to check it out. A funny thing happened, though. I couldn't stop reading it. Every chapter is a cliff hanger and I had to keep turning the page. 5 Stars! My 12 year old read this on my old kindle & he loved it! Books for kids, books for boys, books for girls, books for kids 5-8, joke books for kids, monkey books.
Book Synopsis You Can't Joke About That by : Kat Timpf
Download or read book You Can't Joke About That written by Kat Timpf and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2023-04-18 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when we can’t joke about some of the most important stuff in life? In a 2019 study, 40% of people reported censoring themselves out of fear that voicing their views would alienate them from the people they care about most. Those people should probably not read this book in public. In You Can’t Joke About That, Kat Timpf shows why much of the way we talk about sensitive subjects is wrong. We’ve created all the wrong rules. We push ourselves into unnecessary conflicts when we should feel like we’re all in this together. When someone says “you can’t joke about that,” what they really mean is “this is a subject that makes people sad or angry.” Hilariously and movingly, Timpf argues that those subjects are actually the most important to joke about. She shows us we can find healing through humor regarding things you probably don't want to bring up in polite conversation, like traumatic break-ups, cancer, being broke, Dave Chappelle, rape jokes, aging, ostomy bags, religion, body image, dead moms, religion, the lab leak theory, transgender swimmers, gushing wounds, campus censorship, and bad Christmas presents. This book is Kat Timpf with her hair down, except since hers is mostly extensions, this book is Kat Timpf with her hair out. Read it because you want to get to know her better. Read it because it’s the best book on free speech and comedy in a generation. Read it because you want to laugh out loud… even at the kind of stuff we’re afraid to say out loud. Just read it, and you’ll be glad you did.
Book Synopsis God—or Gorilla by : Constance A. Clark
Download or read book God—or Gorilla written by Constance A. Clark and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2008-08-04 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Engagingly written and deftly argued, God--or Gorilla offers original insights into the role of images in communicating--and miscommunicating--scientific ideas to the lay public.
Download or read book Great Apes written by Will Self and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2012-10-16 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people lost their sense of proportion, others their sense of scale, but Simon Dykes, a middle-aged, successful London painter, has lost his sense of perspective in a most disturbing fashion. After a night of routine, pedestrian debauchery, traipsing from toilet to toilet, and imbibing a host of narcotics on the way, Simon wakes up cuddled in his girlfriend’s loving arms. Much to his dismay, however, his girlfriend has turned into a chimpanzee. To add insult to injury, the psychiatric crash team sent to deal with him as he flips his lid is also comprised of chimps. Indeed, the entire city is overrun by clever primates, who, when they are not jostling for position, grooming themselves, or mating some of the females, can be found driving Volvos, hanging out on street corners, and running the world. Nonetheless convinced that he is still a human, Simon is confined to the emergency psychiatric ward of Charing Cross Hospital, where he becomes the patient of Dr. Zack Busner, clinical psychologist, medical doctor, anti-psychiatrist, and former television personality—an expert at the height of his reign as alpha male. As Busner attempts to convince him that “everyone who is fully sentient in this world are chimpanzees,” Simon struggles with the horrifying delusion that he is really a human trapped in a chimp’s body. Written with the same brilliant satiric wit that has distinguised Self’s earlier fiction, Great Apes is a hilarious, often disturbing, and absolutely original take on man’s place in the evolutionary chain. In a strange and twisted tale that recalls Jonathan Swift and Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis, Will Self’s comic genius is impossible to ignore.
Book Synopsis Funny You Should Ask by : Marvin Terban
Download or read book Funny You Should Ask written by Marvin Terban and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1992 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An abundant cache of ideas for using words and wordplay to create engaging riddles and jokes.
Book Synopsis Baby Monkey, Private Eye by : Brian Selznick
Download or read book Baby Monkey, Private Eye written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caldecott Medalist Brian Selznick and debut children's book author David Serlin create a dazzling new format especially for young children! A New York Times Bestselling Book An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Parents Magazine Best Early Reader of the Year "A marvel." --The New York Times "Inventive... fabulously expressive..." --San Francisco Chronicle Who is Baby Monkey? He is a baby. He is a monkey. He has a job. He is Baby Monkey, Private Eye! Lost jewels? Missing pizza? Stolen spaceship? Baby Monkey can help... if he can put on his pants! Baby Monkey's adventures come to life in an exciting blend of picture book, beginning reader, and graphic novel. With pithy text and over 120 black and white drawings accented with red, it is ideal for sharing aloud and for emerging readers.
Download or read book What Happened Was written by Jethro and published by . This book was released on 2003-05-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh 'til it hurts, as Jethro reveals all in his hilarious live show. Jethro reveals all in his hilarious live show. Laugh 'til it hurts as Cornwall's best-loved comic takes a look at life -- as only he can! Discover the meaning of twernt't and find out what happened when Jethro's pal, Denzil Penberthy, popped into the clock shop! Featuring Jethro at his belly laugh best -- performing live -- plus a collection of cracking sketches, this is one portion of West Country wit you won't want to miss.
Book Synopsis What Do We Need Men For? by : E. Jean Carroll
Download or read book What Do We Need Men For? written by E. Jean Carroll and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A The Washington Post 50 notable works of nonfiction in 2019 "A work of comic genius." —Mary Norris, The New Yorker “Darkly humorous and deadly serious.” –Sibbie O'Sullivan, Washington Post “A compulsively interesting feminist memoir.” –Virginia Heffernan, Slate "Somehow hilarious, in the way that only E. Jean could have written it" –Leigh Haber, Oprah Magazine America's longest running advice columnist goes on the road to speak to women about hideous men and whether we need them. When E. Jean Carroll—possibly the liveliest woman in the world and author of the “Ask E. Jean” advice column in Elle Magazine, realized that her eight million readers and question-writers all seemed to have one thing in common—problems caused by men—she hit the road. Crisscrossing the country with her blue-haired poodle, Lewis Carroll, E. Jean stopped in every town named after a woman between Eden, Vermont and Tallulah, Louisiana to ask women the crucial question: What Do We Need Men For? E. Jean gave her rollicking road trip a sly, stylish turn when she deepened the story, creating a list called “The Most Hideous Men of My Life,” and began to reflect on her own sometimes very dark history with the opposite sex. What advice would she have given to her past selves—as Miss Cheerleader USA and Miss Indiana University? Or as the fearless journalist, television host, and eventual advice columnist she became? E. Jean intertwines the stories of the fascinating people she meets on her road trip with her “horrible history with the male sex” (including mafia bosses, media titans, boyfriends, husbands, a serial killer, and a president), creating a decidedly dark yet hopeful, hilarious, and thrilling narrative. Her answer to the question What Do We Need Men For? will shock men and delight women.
Book Synopsis The King Kong Joke Book by : Jim Simon
Download or read book The King Kong Joke Book written by Jim Simon and published by FutureRetro Entertainment. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They used to call King Kong the "tallest, strongest, handsomest leading man in Hollywood." Now you can add that he's howling funny as well. Jokes and humor with Godzilla, Mothra, Tarzan and others of the Monster-Verse.
Download or read book Network World written by and published by . This book was released on 1998-12-07 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For more than 20 years, Network World has been the premier provider of information, intelligence and insight for network and IT executives responsible for the digital nervous systems of large organizations. Readers are responsible for designing, implementing and managing the voice, data and video systems their companies use to support everything from business critical applications to employee collaboration and electronic commerce.
Book Synopsis Deer Jokes - Elk Jokes by : Joe King
Download or read book Deer Jokes - Elk Jokes written by Joe King and published by MARINE PUBLISHING. This book was released on with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
