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Book Synopsis Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits (An Erotic Comedy of Errors) by : S J Carmine
Download or read book Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits (An Erotic Comedy of Errors) written by S J Carmine and published by Wax and Whips. This book was released on 2023-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NUMBER #1 BESTSELLER AS FEATURED ON THIS MORNING AND IN THE DAILY STAR, THE MIRROR AND PICK ME UP MAGAZINE! Ann has spent a lifetime reading safe, charming romantic novels leading to a series of dull, unexciting relationships where the sex has been uninspiring and her needs and desires have come second place to a quick shag and a pint of Guinness. After experiencing an awakening she decides things have to change and she embarks on an erotic adventure. Join her in her quest for sexual liberation as she unleashes the passion within her and goes on a journey to find her very own Mr Uninhibited. You'll be rooting for Ann as her desire to emulate the erotica she has read develops into a comedy of erotic errors. From hair remover cream to handcuffs, nothing turns out as she hopes and she soon begins to realise that not everything or everyone is as they seem. Ann appears to be on an never ending learning curve but will she actually learn anything or is she destined for erotic mediocrity.
Book Synopsis So They Call You Pisher! by : Michael Rosen
Download or read book So They Call You Pisher! written by Michael Rosen and published by Verso Books. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The brilliant family memoir of the much-beloved poet and political campaigner In this hilarious, moving memoir, much-loved children’s poet and political campaigner Michael Rosen recalls the first twenty-three years of his life. He was born in the North London suburbs, and his parents, Harold and Connie, both teachers, first met as teenage Communists in the Jewish East End of the 1930s. The family home was filled with stories of relatives in London, the United States and France and of those who had disappeared in Europe. Different from other children, Rosen and his brother, Brian, grew up dreaming of a socialist revolution. Party meetings were held in the front room. Summers were for communist camping holidays. But it all changed after a trip to East Germany when, in 1957, his parents decided to leave ‘the Party’. From that point, Michael followed his own journey of radical self-discovery: running away to Aldermaston to march against the bomb; writing and performing in experimental political theatre at Oxford; getting arrested during the 1968 movements. The book ends with a letter to his father, and the revelation of a heartbreaking family secret.
Download or read book All My Hairy Bits written by S J Carmine and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-31 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All 3 fabulous, hilarious books in the best-selling 'Wax and Whips' series in one handy, ready-to-go volume! Join Ann in her epic 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets Coronation Street' quest to go from romantic mediocrity to Erotic Goddess as she seeks to hook up with her Mr. Uninhibited. You'll thrill with Ann (and relate to her - totally!) as she embarks on an erotic comedy of errors. From handcuffs to Brazilian waxes, guys with strange fetishes to Old Age Perverts (sorry, Pensioners...), dogging to swingers clubs and some very, very embarrassing trips to A&E...Ann battles her way through all of it. The Girl's a trooper! But will she find her way through all this, as well a forest of pics of guy's private parts and mismatched partners, to escape 'a pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park' syndrome, find her Mr. Unhibited and become the Erotic Goddess she wants to be? What readers said about the 'Wax and Whips' books: 'Laughed from start to finish - thank goodness I was wearing my Tena Lady Pants!' 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!' 'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!' 'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!' 'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...' 'Hilarious!' 'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.' 'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!' 'Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Book Synopsis Girls Under Pressure by : Jacqueline Wilson
Download or read book Girls Under Pressure written by Jacqueline Wilson and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2002-06-11 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ellie thinks she looks awful. Horrible. FAT. Her best friends are both drop-dead gorgeous and Ellie’s sick of being the ugly duckling. So she goes on a diet. And she even starts to exercise, much to her friends’ and her gym teacher’s amazement. Ellie’s hungry all the time, she works out every spare second, and she’s turned into a grouchy meanie. But if her friends don’t want to deal with the new and improved Ellie, that’s their problem. It’s better to be thin than happy. Isn’t it?
Download or read book Pippa written by Pippa O'Connor Ormond and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pippa O'Connor's easy style and approachability have won her a huge and loyal following. Now Pippa shares her top tips and insights for how to live well, look good and feel great. 'The older I've become, the more confident I am in my own skin. I don't follow trends that I know won't suit me and I've learned to make the best of what I have. 'This book is about sharing everything I've learned along the way. It's full of useful information - such as how to put on a face in ten minutes, the essential items every woman needs in her wardrobe, what to wear to a wedding, how to travel in style (and with kids!), easy ways to create a beautiful home and how to be the perfect hostess. 'To me, anybody can be stylish, regardless of money, age or body shape. You don't need to spend a fortune to look and feel fabulous - far from it. Style is about using your imagination and feeling confident.' Pippa - Simple Tips to Live Beautifully is stuffed with practical tips and inspirational advice and is the book for everyone, aged 16 or 60, who wants to discover their own personal style and to build the confidence to celebrate it.
Book Synopsis I'll Shave My Head Too by : Steve Dolling
Download or read book I'll Shave My Head Too written by Steve Dolling and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2015-02-11 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spencer was diagnosed with Stage IV neuroblastoma at the age of six. Tracey and Steve did what most parents try to do: provide a fun and stimulating environment for their kids to grow in and reach their full potential. Foster did what brothers do: he offered up his bone marrow and rode shotgun in the all-terrain electric assault vehicle. Scupper did what sinister Portuguese Water Dogs do: he tried to eat the house one piece of furniture at a time and displace the "owner" from his spot in the bed. And Spencer? Spencer played soccer, sailed boats, built windmills, skipped a lot of school and developed a serious teenage drug habit. Along the way, Steve wrote this deeply personal, hilarious, and utterly moving collection of stories. They spilled out of his brain and onto the keyboard as there is not enough room for happy optimism and utter terror to coexist. I'll Shave my Head Too is an incredible balance between readability, humour, and emotional impact.
Download or read book She Chose Me written by Tracey Emerson and published by Legend Press. This book was released on 2018-10-15 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of The Girl Before, Into the Water and The Couple Next DoorNot having a child can change your life as much as having one.Grace has returned to London after twenty years abroad to manage her dying mother’s affairs. When she receives a blank Mother’s Day card in the post, she is confused and unsettled. Who could have sent it to her and why? She isn’t a mother. Another Mother’s Day card arrives. Then come the silent phone calls. Haunted by disturbing flashbacks, Grace starts to unravel. Someone is out to get her. Someone who knows what she has done. Someone who will make her face the past she has run from for so long.Emerson creates an intricate web in this intense psychological thriller whose high energy and fast-pace will have you racing towards the climactic conclusion. Perfect for fans of The Girl Before.REVIEWS‘I read this in two days. Fast-paced, dark and unsettling, this is an intelligently written, edge-of-your-seat thriller. A compelling pageturner with a satisfying ending and a late twist that I didn’t see coming’ Susan Elliot Wright, author of The Flight of Cornelia Blackwood‘She Chose Me is a cleverly constructed, elegant page turner that will hook you from the very first line. An enormously enjoyable read’ Louise Dean, award-winning author of Becoming Strangers‘If you enjoy tension, suspense and surprise, She Chose Me, Tracey Emerson’s brilliant debut novel is your next favourite read. Emerson ratchets up the suspense from the first page and never lets it go. Dignified by deft and ingenious plotting, forensically insightful characterisation and impeccable prose, this psychological thriller delivers on all levels’ Lesley Glaister, award-winning author of The Squeeze ‘She Chose Me is an accomplished debut that despite being tightly plotted manages to retain a really refreshing rawness... The fastpaced story kept me guessing until the end and raised many thought provoking questions about family, motherhood, rejection and mental health. I do love a story that intrigues as much as it provokes, and to this end Tracey Emerson has scored on both counts. Very well done’ Cath Weeks, author of Mothers‘A great read. I loved the two female protagonists, particularly the brilliantly chilling anti-heroine’ Sarah J. Naughton, author of Tattletale‘Moving, compelling and beautifully written. It deserves to fly off the shelves’ Mel McGrath, author of Give Me the Child
Download or read book Farang written by Iain Corness and published by Maverick House . This book was released on 2015-01-07 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr Iain Corness fell in love with Thailand on a holiday in 1975, and finally managed to move there permanently in 1997. As a settled farang, or foreigner, he enjoys a unique perspective on Thai life and all its eccentricities; looking in from the outside while also getting to see the things most foreigners don’t. His stories and anecdotes are full of the joys of life, and celebrate this exotic and exciting land in all its glory with painfully funny observations. From a date with a fortune teller to tales of a reincarnated squid, Corness revels in the chaos and charm of ‘the only country where you can be run over by a shop.’ This is a book to be enjoyed by tourists and Thais alike.
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Book Synopsis Look Great Naturally...Without Ditching the Lipstick by : Janey Lee Grace
Download or read book Look Great Naturally...Without Ditching the Lipstick written by Janey Lee Grace and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2010-05-24 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let Janey show you how to: • enhance your health and well-being – from raw food to superfoods, and natural remedies to alternative therapies • discover natural skincare and beauty – make-up and goodies that are good for you, the environment, and your purse! • create your own haven – clutter clearing, feng shui, creating an ethical wardrobe and lots of great time-saving tips • reduce stress levels, and how to manifest your desires and get the balance right... ...and much more, including Janey’s tried and tested recommendations and top tips for every idea. You’ll be amazed how easy and fun it can be to make those small changes that add up to make such a big difference.
Book Synopsis Alone with the Hairy Ainu by : Arnold Henry Savage Landor
Download or read book Alone with the Hairy Ainu written by Arnold Henry Savage Landor and published by . This book was released on 1893 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Shirewode written by J Tullos Hennig and published by Forest Path Books. This book was released on 2020-02-20 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legends chronicle Robin Hood and Guy de Gisbourne as the deadliest of enemies. The reality is… complicated. -- Home razed by Church edict, loved ones struck down by treachery, Rob is left for dead. Taken by the old druid master into the deeps, he emerges with a new name and purpose: leader of a band of tight-knit outcasts, claiming the ancient forest and wielding the Horned God’s vengeance with silent, deadly arrows. Also escaping the aftermath of Loxley’s destruction, noble-born Gamelyn has returned from Crusade with his own new identity and purpose--but no absolution. When the two boyhood lovers next cross paths, a brutal, blindfolded game of foxes and hounds ensues, pitting Templar assassin against Heathen outlaw. And as Robyn discovers his sister Marion is still alive, the game turns. Thwarted kings of a breaking realm, Robyn Hode and Guy de Gisbourne must restore the Maiden to her rightful place-- and manage to not destroy each other in the process.
Book Synopsis Hopeful Songs on Dismal Days by : Don Reis
Download or read book Hopeful Songs on Dismal Days written by Don Reis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-03-08 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ron Read is 58 and is in serious trouble. Scans and tests reveal he has had a heart attack and his heart is in very bad shape. His Doctor, Doctor Deschanel sends him to a major Brisbane hospital for tests. This results in him having a quadruple bypass operation. The novel traces his story from diagnosis, through open heart surgery to his recovery and his meeting with someone who didn't win a prize at the local agricultural show because his chokos had their little tongues hanging out.
Book Synopsis How to be Handy [hairy bottom not required] by : Ian Anderson
Download or read book How to be Handy [hairy bottom not required] written by Ian Anderson and published by handycrowd media. This book was released on 2017-08-20 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to be handy and live a more practical life? Then this book is for you. Because it's a different kind of DIY book, one which will take you far beyond trying to blindly follow step-by-step instructions, to where you can stop faking it, and actually make it. To actually be practical; to be handy. Using Ian's simple R.E.L.E.A.R.N method you'll 'relearn' how you look at DIY; to see the world through 'practical eyes'. Relearn how you observe, listen, feel, and smell everything and what it all means. Plus, you'll know how and where to find the information you need to fill any gaps and create workable solutions for your DIY projects. You'll learn how to use a few simple tools to easily transform your home, using your own head, hands, and heart to create something wonderful, fix something you treasure, maintain something you want to keep forever or build something just for fun. There's more than 30 years of experience from a professional builder and handyman, packed into this easy to follow method which explains how handy people like Ian tackle practical tasks, (especially the new and unknown), learning 'just enough' to get the job done. Once you experience the physical world like a handy person does, you'll think like a handy person and then you'll be able to do anything. Seriously; anything you set your mind to. Is this book right for me? If you want to learn how to DIY and live a more practical life, be good with your hands, be good with tools, be knowledgeable about practical things, able to deal with breakdowns, make improvements or even build stuff from scratch; then YES If you've never done DIY before, make this the first book you read. If you've already started, it'll show you how to build and improve the skills you have. Here are the Chapter headings... Developing Practical Knowledge Developing Practical Skills Preparation and Plans Buying Stuff Tools, Tools, and Even More Tools Fixings and Fasteners Assembling & Installing (Flat Packs) Maintaining Stuff Repairing Stuff Dismantling & Demolishing Stuff Improving Stuff Making New Stuff Health and Safety Appendices and Glossary Be a DIY superstar and... Develop your 'handiness' and practical know-how. Plan your projects including the best places to buy materials. Use tools, materials, fasteners, and hardware properly. Easily assemble and install new flat pack stuff. Maintain your stuff and repair breakdowns. Dismantle and demolish stuff you want to remove. Make improvements to your home and garden to fit your lifestyle. Build stuff from scratch using your new skills. Good luck with your own DIY endeavours and work safe.
Download or read book Suddenly Single written by Lisa Daly and published by Stamford House Publishing. This book was released on 2005-08 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Suddenly Single' is based on Sallie, a 30-year-old single woman whose 8-year relationship has just ended. She goes through stages of withdrawal, denial and general misery, taking refuge in the supportive comradeship of a group of girlfriends, together with numerous bottles of wine.
Download or read book Bhangra Babes written by Narinder Dhami and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2009-04-02 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A third outing for the three sassy sisters – the original Bindi Babes Amber, Jazz and Geena have finally secured auntie’s engagement to the gorgeous Mr Arora. Now the girls are now vying for the attention of the gorgeous new guy at school, Rocky, who has his own recording studio. Amber thinks she’s bound to capture his heart when she invites him to DJ at Auntie’s wedding, but when the girls go to hear Rocky sing, Amber realizes she’s made a big mistake. It’s going to be a huge headache to work this one out, but if they don’t, every guest at the wedding will have a worse one! Fortunately, a great idea comes from an unexpected source, and the girls bounce back again.
Book Synopsis The Treasure of the Hairy Cadre by : Susan C. Daffron
Download or read book The Treasure of the Hairy Cadre written by Susan C. Daffron and published by Logical Expressions, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-01-04 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For elementary school teacher Sara Winston, being a camp counselor is the ideal summer job, if only she can pass the canoe test. As a former all-star athlete Sara knows she needs to practice, so she heads out on a solo excursion to hone her paddling skills. A sudden lightning storm drives her to shore, and while waiting out the deluge, she encounters a bedraggled man who is definitely not rainwater fresh. Zack Flanagan looks like a soggy, sweaty pirate, so when he reveals stories of hidden treasure, Sara is convinced he's a harmless nut case. But when someone steals Sara's canoe leaving them stranded in a remote uninhabited area miles from anywhere, she considers the possibility that Zack might not be so crazy after all. Someone else might be after the treasure--and them.
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