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Author : Jasmine Chan
Publisher : Hinkler Books (AU)
ISBN 13 : 9781741216554
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (165 download)
Download or read book Adult Only Golf Jokes written by Jasmine Chan and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2004 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Stan McDougal
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806508313
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (83 download)
Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781087400013
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 ( download)
Download or read book Adult Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.
Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402247478
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)
Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Author : Hinkler Books Pty, Limited
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781741216608
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (166 download)
Download or read book Adult Only Fishing Jokes written by Hinkler Books Pty, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 : 1725879980
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (258 download)
Download or read book Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2018-08-26 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like adult jokes, you'll love this book. Great for Parties! “I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey Review from Alexander V. Ph.D. “I really enjoyed this book and I'm giving it high five. Of course, not all jokes in there gave me the jolt but there were many others which after reading still made me grin and giggle to myself like a doped Halloween pumpkin for quite a while. I have the suspicion some people around though I must have gone loony from too much work. So, the five stars are meant for those jokes. The jokes cover a broad range of topics and the reader will find a good one for just about any situation and conversation which will appeal for just about everyone. If you manage to memorize a few that would make it a handy addition to your arsenal of ice-breakers and conversation-rekindlers in case the situation seems completely frozen and awkward.” Excerpt: An international flight from Asia to the US was carrying 198 passengers but the crew, unfortunately, discovered an hour into the flight there were only 40 meals on the plane. After trying to figure out what to do, the Flight Crew came up with a solution. They advised the passengers, “We apologize to you and we are still trying to figure out how this occurred, but we have only 40 dinners on board, and we need to feed all 198 of you on this flight.” A loud muttering and moaning started amongst the passengers. The chief flight attendant continued to try and quiet everyone down, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their dinner so someone else could eat, will receive unlimited free alcoholic beverages during the entire duration of the flight.” A second announcement was made two hours later, “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 40 dinners available.” All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages. We leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary. Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and get this book and enjoy reading this hilarious book!
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781691681983
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (819 download)
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes for Adults Only written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ... We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc. Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover. In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmas Jokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this book Silly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spouses Tons of best medicine for you (laughter) Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on. They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip. It's also a fun bathroom reader! Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
Author : Hinkler Books Pty, Limited
Publisher : Hinkler Books (AU)
ISBN 13 : 9781741216530
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (165 download)
Download or read book The Adult Only Joke Book written by Hinkler Books Pty, Limited and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2004 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Leon White
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983213703
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (137 download)
Download or read book Golf Course of Rhymes written by Leon White and published by . This book was released on 2011-04-11 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written with the help of golfing poets such as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, Charles “Chick” Evans, Grantland Rice and Billy Collins. Laid out as a golf course with Holes (chapters) such as “St. Andrews,” “Agonies and Frustrations,” “Advice,” “Politics and War,” “Links with the Devil” and “The Women’s Game.” Illustrated with pictures, cartoons and photographs. The text and poems include humorous tales, historical dramas and personal accounts that will touch the hearts of golfers universally. Much of the material comes from inaccessible books and magazines published in the U.S., England and Scotland before 1930.
Author : Hinkler Books Pty, Limited
Publisher : Hinkler Books (AU)
ISBN 13 : 9781741216578
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (165 download)
Download or read book Adult Only Blonde Jokes written by Hinkler Books Pty, Limited and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2004 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Joseph Parent
Publisher : Doubleday
ISBN 13 : 0385507151
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (855 download)
Download or read book Zen Golf written by Joseph Parent and published by Doubleday. This book was released on 2002-06-18 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A highly original and groundbreaking book from a noted PGA coach and Buddhist instructor • “The lessons in Zen Golf make the mental game seem so simple. Dr. Parent has given me very effective methods for working with thoughts and emotions, and for taking the negatives out of the picture.” —Vijay Singh, Masters and PGA Champion By combining classic insights and stories from Zen tradition, Zen Golf helps eliminate the mental distractions that routinely cause poor shots and loss of concentration, allowing golfers to feel in “the zone” that professionals have learned to master. The best players know that golf is a game of confidence, and most important, concentration–the ability to focus and block out distraction. The goal of achieving clear thought is also at the heart of Buddhist teachings. PGA coach and Buddhist instructor Dr. Joseph Parent draws on this natural connection and teaches golfers how to clear their minds, achieve ultimate focus, and play in the moment for each shot. Zen Golf presents a simple system for building “mental game mastery.” Dr Parent’s unique PAR Approach (focusing on Preparation, Action, and Response to Results) guides golfers with specific techniques for each aspect of their games. In chapters such as “How to Get From the Practice Tee to the First Tee”, “You Produce What You Fear”, and “How to Enjoy a Bad Round of Golf”, the author shares a personal teaching regimen that has helped improve the games of professionals and amateurs alike. Clear, concise, and enlightening, Zen Golf shows golfers how to prepare for, execute, and equally important, respond the results of any golf shot. A different approach to golf instruction, this book shapes ancient philosophies into new teachings.
Author : James Dodson
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0553375644
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (533 download)
Download or read book Final Rounds written by James Dodson and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1997-10-01 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Dodson always felt closest to his father while they were on the links. So it seemed only appropriate when his father learned he had two months to live that they would set off on the golf journey of their dreams to play the most famous courses in the world. Final Rounds takes us to the historic courses of Royal Lytham and Royal Birkdale, to the windswept undulations of Carnoustie, where Hogan played peerlessly in '53, and the legendary St. Andrews, whose hallowed course reveals something of the eternal secret of the game's mysterious allure over pros and hackers alike. Throughout their poignant journey, the Dodsons humorously reminisce and reaffirm their love for each other, as the younger Dodson finds out what it means to have his father also be his best friend. Final Rounds is a book never to be forgotten, a book about fathers and sons, long-held secrets, and the lessons a middle-aged man can still learn from his dad about life, love, and family. Final Rounds is a tribute to a very special game and the fathers and sons who make it so.
Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0307793893
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Missing Links written by Rick Reilly and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2011-05-04 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a group of middle-class buddies obsessed with golf set up a bet to see who can finagle their way onto the nearby private course, their friendship is tested in ways they had never expected in this humorous novel from Rick Reilly, one of America’s most popular sportswriters. Missing Links is the story of four middle class buddies who live outside of Boston and for years have been 1) utterly obsessed with golf and 2) a regular foursome at Ponkaquoque Municipal Course and Deli, not so fondly known as Ponky, the single worst golf course in America. Just adjacent to these municipal links lies the Mayflower Country Club, the most exclusive private course in all of Boston and a major needle in their collective sides. Frustrated by the Mayflower's finely manicured greens and snooty members, three of Ponky's finest and most courageous—Two Down, Dannie, and Stick—set up a bet: $1,000.00 apiece, and the first man to somehow finagle his way on to the Mayflower course takes all. Lying, cheating, and forgery are encouraged, to put it mildly, and with the constant heckling and rare aid of Chunkin' Charlie, Hoover, and Bluto--a few more of Ponky's elite--the games begin. One of the three will eventually play the Mayflower's course, but their friendships--and everything else--will change as various truths unravel and the old Ponky starts looking like the home they never should have left.
Author : Todd McGowan
Publisher : Northwestern University Press
ISBN 13 : 0810135825
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Only a Joke Can Save Us written by Todd McGowan and published by Northwestern University Press. This book was released on 2017-09-15 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only a Joke Can Save Us presents an innovative and comprehensive theory of comedy. Using a wealth of examples from high and popular culture and with careful attention to the treatment of humor in philosophy, Todd McGowan locates the universal source of comedy in the interplay of the opposing concepts lack and excess. After reviewing the treatment of comedy in the work of philosophers as varied as Aristotle, G. W. F. Hegel, Sigmund Freud, Henri Bergson, and Alenka Zupancic, McGowan, working in a psychoanalytic framework, demonstrates that comedy results from the deployment of lack and excess, whether in contrast, juxtaposition, or interplay. Illustrating the power and flexibility of this framework with analyses of films ranging from Buster Keaton and Marx Brothers classics to Dr. Strangelove and Groundhog Day, McGowan shows how humor can reveal gaps in being and gaps in social order. Scholarly yet lively and readable, Only a Joke Can Save Us is a groundbreaking examination of the enigmatic yet endlessly fascinating experience of humor and comedy.
Author : Tom Coyne
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1592405282
Total Pages : 329 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (924 download)
Download or read book A Course Called Ireland written by Tom Coyne and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hysterical story bestseller about one man's epic Celtic sojourn in search of ancestors, nostalgia, and the world's greatest round of golf By turns hilarious and poetic, A Course Called Ireland is a magnificent tour of a vibrant land and paean to the world's greatest game in the tradition of Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods. In his thirties, married, and staring down impending fatherhood, Tom Coyne was familiar with the last refuge of the adult male: the golfing trip. Intent on designing a golf trip to end all others, Coyne looked to Ireland, the place where his father has taught him to love the game years before. As he studied a map of the island and plotted his itinerary, it dawn on Coyne that Ireland was ringed with golf holes. The country began to look like one giant round of golf, so Coyne packed up his clubs and set off to play all of it-on foot. A Course Called Ireland is the story of a walking-averse golfer who treks his way around an entire country, spending sixteen weeks playing every seaside hole in Ireland. Along the way, he searches out his family's roots, discovers that a once-poor country has been transformed by an economic boom, and finds that the only thing tougher to escape than Irish sand traps are Irish pubs.
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543284973
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (849 download)
Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
