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Book Synopsis That's Not Your Mommy Anymore by : Matt Mogk
Download or read book That's Not Your Mommy Anymore written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A twisted children’s book parody that teaches kids what to do if mommy suddenly joins the legion of the undead. In the ongoing effort to warn an unprepared world of the rising danger from zombie attacks, one vulnerable group has been left out—small children. That's Not Your Mommy Anymore offers social workers, counselors, and educators a helpful new tool to communicate with hard-to-reach at-risk youth. This inviting and entertaining story helps early readers understand for themselves that a mom who has fresh brain casserole in the oven instead of her usual meatloaf is probably not their mommy anymore . . . This utterly twisted and incredibly funny take on the classic children’s book genre tells an entertaining story in rhyming text even as it teaches other telltale signs that mom has been bitten by a zombie! Rabid zombie fans will be highly entertained by this hilarious parody that adult readers are sure to love as much as the real children books they enjoyed as kids. Praise for That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore “Younger kids might be a little frightened by the idea of a formerly loving mother who now wants to dine on human flesh, but older kids and grown ups will get a kick out of this tale.” —GeekDad, Wired.com
Book Synopsis A Zombie For Mommy! by : Yvette Kendall
Download or read book A Zombie For Mommy! written by Yvette Kendall and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A Zombie For Mommy!" is a fun and quirky read by Ameican SciFi novelist Yvette Kendall. Her story peeks into the whimsical lives of a sweet 1st grader named Mahari, and her newly divorced mom. Mahari has met a surprising new (not so imaginary friend), that she thinks will change her mom's life for the better.
Download or read book Zombie Mommy written by M.T. Anderson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Home from their latest Delaware crime-stopping adventures, Lily Gefelty and her friends Katie, Jasper, and Drgnan Pghlik face killer tarantulas and teenaged vampires when they try to rescue Lily's mother, who has been possessed by a menacing zombie that wants to take over the world.
Book Synopsis I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus by : Matt Mogk
Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
Book Synopsis My Mommy Is a Zombie by : Nicholas Benedict
Download or read book My Mommy Is a Zombie written by Nicholas Benedict and published by . This book was released on 2013-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes mommies turn into zombies. And they leave behind little boys and girls who miss them very much. An illustrated story about the dangers of having a zombie for a mom.
Book Synopsis A Zombie for Mommy! by : Yvette Kendall
Download or read book A Zombie for Mommy! written by Yvette Kendall and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A Zombie For Mommy!" is a fun and quirky read by American SciFi Novelist, Yvette Kendall. The story peeks into the lives of a sweet 1st grader named Mahari, and her newly divorced mom; who's about to be set up on a strange and spooky date.
Book Synopsis Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware by : M.T. Anderson
Download or read book Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware written by M.T. Anderson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-08 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The invention never flags.” —Booklist (starred review) In this third weird and wacky installment of National Book Award winner M. T. Anderson’s Pals in Peril series, Jasper Dash and his friends must unravel a terrible mystery. It is a land of wonders. It is a land of mystery. It is a land that time forgot (or chose specifically not to remember). Cut off from the civilized world for untold years by prohibitive interstate tolls at the New Jersey border, this land is called: Delaware. It is into the mist-shrouded heart of this forbidden mountainous realm that our plucky and intrepid heroes, Jasper Dash: Boy Technonaut, and his friends Lily Gefelty and Katie Mulligan, must journey to solve yet another a mystery. Come along on a tale of grand adventure that includes in its pages: Lost cities! Tentacles! Monks! Dinosaurs! Cheap suits! Eye Doctors! And, of course, the fabled Curse of the Jaguar!
Download or read book Mombie written by Barry a Burgess and published by Pisgah Press LLC. This book was released on 2015-02-14 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a snowy winter morning, suburban mom Annie Prockner is taking her 13-year-old, Max, to school while her husband Ben drives eight-year-old Patty. The blizzard thickens, and the mist between worlds thins. It doesn't take long before they each realize that they aren't in Kansas anymore: mother and son, father and daughter have separately passed through the veil. They soon discover that they have been granted wondrous abilities which they must learn to master in this new world, a place rich with magic-and on the verge of an all-out war. In a fantastical world filled with Centaurs, Giants, Gnomes, Zombies, Trolls, Mermaids, Pixies, and other fabulous creatures, a villainous Swamp Ogre named Barthas has raised an army and is causing murder and mayhem among the gentle citizens of the Painted Valley. Without realizing it, Annie and Ben find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict, in which every member of the family is challenged to their utmost just to stay alive. "Mombie: The Zombie Mom" is a funny, scary, uplifting fairy tale for modern kids of all ages-the perfect book to read aloud with the whole family.
Book Synopsis Once Upon a Zombie by : Billy Phillips
Download or read book Once Upon a Zombie written by Billy Phillips and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2018-06-20 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unexplainablenews.com is reporting strange phenomena in cemeteries in Scotland, Germany, Italy, and America. Only one individual knows what's happening--and why! This person also knows the one girl who can prevent an unspeakable and imminent catastrophe from taking place. But will she? When Caitlin Fletcher's mom disappeared (or left?) four years ago, Caitlin began suffering from breathless bouts of anxiety. Her new move to London, with her Dad and brainiac sister, threatens to lead to more situations that will trigger panic. Now, he's having anxiety over the possibility of having anxiety! Caitlin's life takes a turn for the bizarre when she's tricked into climbing down a "rabbit hole", landing in a wondrous fairy tale universe--except it's crawling with savage, starving blood-eyed zombies. But what's scarier--a blood thirsty zombie, a panic attack...or the painful truth?!
Book Synopsis That's Not Your Mommy Anymore by : Matt Mogk
Download or read book That's Not Your Mommy Anymore written by Matt Mogk and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorously describes how children can identify if their mothers have become zombies, and what to do in the event of a zombie invasion.
Book Synopsis A Werewolf For Mommy! by : Yvette Kendall
Download or read book A Werewolf For Mommy! written by Yvette Kendall and published by Somebody For Mommy!. This book was released on 2022-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book two from the "Somebody For Mommy! Series" comes "A Werewolf For Mommy!" Little Mahari is at it again. Her first attempt at finding love for her Mom didn't go so well. Can you believe it, she set her Mom up with a Zombie? A real live Zombie. So, this time she has to get it right. A cute doggie from a nearby cemetery has come to the rescue. He will be Mahari's new best friend and lead her to the perfect date for her Mom. She asked herself, "What could go wrong this time?" Are you ready to find out? Let's open the book and see.
Book Synopsis My Mommy's a Zombie by : Diane Sanborn
Download or read book My Mommy's a Zombie written by Diane Sanborn and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-15 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a little boy suspects that his mother is turning into a zombie, he must face his fear to find the cure.
Download or read book Zombie Mom written by Lucas Mysterio and published by Lucas Mysterio Books. This book was released on 2023-03-07 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Half-Limbed Zombies. Microchips. Secret Labs. Biological Experiments. This is the start of an extraordinary series of where Evolution meets Apocalypse. Science Fiction Author Lucas Mysterio introduces, "Zombie Mom: The Prelude". Zombie Mom is more than just another tale of zombies, its the beginning of the war for survival. As the Newton-Kiplinger Corporation invents a revolutionary cure for diabetics, in the Ortega Forest exists their secret lab, where biological experiments sought the growth of amputated limbs at all cost. As a dark control tower secured the camp of half-limbed zombies, the corporation's team of doctors placed microchips inside the newborns for further 'research'. As the last experiment goes absolutely wild, the vicious patient "M8" makes her first appearance. “Along the dark foggy brown hills right off the Ortega Highway, an obscure small building designed as a ‘black cube’ faded in and out of the wet white misty murkiness. Nothing could be seen above ground level at all.” (page 4) "Looking past the cold misty darkness, in a Claustrophobic-type of fog, Dr. Kiplinger and Col. Kane move toward the feeding frenzy, and accompanied by a convoy of security as they began to approach closer to the secret lab entrance." (page 30, 31). “As Dr. Kiplinger passes by a very large window showing newborn babies being cared for by nurses in incubators, the babies are crying, and one is screaming and crying, and the nurse is tasking one away and giving one to a doctor in a white coat. Now enter into another room of a team of doctors that are placing microchips that are inserted into the thoracic region of the spinal cords of the newborns. “Tagged”, said Dr. Lee, then the nurse writes down the information inside the test baby’s wristband into the chart. (page 34, 35). "Then as security is running through the hallways and ramming themselves into the elevators to the operating room with assault rifles, swat style gear, and 10 torch Flammer's following in a two team formation. M-8 begins eating the nurses and going berserk eating all of them. Security kicks open the door from the other side and as M-8 looks at them - she is a zombie - . . ." (page 56, 57). “Dr. Kiplinger then hits the keyboard button, and the room goes even darker, and the 3-D projector begins to play this video: ‘Diabetes is a serious disease that causes blindness, limb amputations, and death. . . the Newton-Kiplinger Corporation now introduces the new lifesaving diabetic drug ‘Limb life’, not just for sugar and better blood circulation, but this drug will also grow your amputated legs back!” (page 79, 80) "Family goes to the doctor with Mom. Its Dr. Brad White. Dr. White charms everyone especially Mom and convinces the family for mom to start taking the limblife drug. Dr. White gives mom an injection, Mom's DNA rapidly spiral inside the bloodvessels - a little known metamorphosis to zombie infect from injection." - (page 117, 118) - Zombie Mom by Author Lucas Mysterio Read Zombie Mom Today!
Book Synopsis Mom Me : E-Mail 2 Heaven by : Valerie Auguste'-Partin
Download or read book Mom Me : E-Mail 2 Heaven written by Valerie Auguste'-Partin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-11-24 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Mom Me, Why did I write the book sequel to Mom Me: Soaring Through The Pain ? Th e answer is simple. I need people to understand the difference between the grief journey of losing your mother to more than one terminal illness vs. just losing your mother to natural causes. Some folks still believe that I should “be over my loss” by now. Fortunately, many of them still have their own mothers and can never empathize with me. Why should they? A mother is the extraordinary superwoman who inhaled the breath of life into you for (9) miraculous months. She exhaled you to the world during the slow and painful labor process. To watch my physically strong, healthy and powerful mother who gave me life, lose her own life slowly and painfully to not one, but two terminal illnesses, left a dark stain and a traumatic impression on me emotionally. It is difficult to transition smoothly to the happy moments shared together when the recent memories of their physical anguish and suffering still haunt and torment you. For many of us, these emotional demons are worst at night when you are alone with your nocturnal thoughts. This book is dedicated to her undying memory and incredible legacy. Contributions will be sent to the American Diabetes Association (ADA) and the Cancer Research Institute (CRI) in memory of Esther M. Auguste’.
Book Synopsis Reading the Great American Zombie by : T. May Stone
Download or read book Reading the Great American Zombie written by T. May Stone and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-08-02 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Challenging the human understanding of life and death, the zombie figure represents a fragmentation of personhood. From its earliest appearances in literature, the zombie characterized a human being that was no longer an indivisible whole, embodying the ontological debate over which elements of personhood are most uniquely human. Through its literary evolution, the zombie's missing element gradually approached a finer definition, as narratives moved beyond highlighting metaphysically opaque concepts like "soul" or "will." Studying over a century of American literary history, this book explores how zombies translate cultural concepts and definitions of personhood. Chapters detail how literary zombies have long presented narratives of American cultural self-examination.
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Book Synopsis Moms Against Zombies by : Alathia Morgan
Download or read book Moms Against Zombies written by Alathia Morgan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-07 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emma Jackson is an army wife and new mom with all the uncertainties that come with it... until that fear is pushed in a different direction. Instead of worrying about diapers and feeding schedules, her only objective is to keep her child alive after being chased by a man who looks entirely too dead. Trish Walsh thought her day was bad when she had to drag all four of her children on an errand, but she rethinks the meaning after what she can only hope was someone dressed up like a zombie beats on her car door. Yet, the bloody mess left behind is anything but reassuring. Cooper Walsh's job is top secret. When criminals break in to steal his company's secrets, he overhears the conspiracy devised to create chaos as a cover-up. Knowing he must do everything in his power to right the wrong, he sets out on a mission. Surviving long enough to reunite with their families is all that matters. That... and stopping the zombie apocalypse before it destroys them.
Book Synopsis Oh Baby! A Mom's Self-Care Survival Guide for the First Year by : Maria Lianos-Carbone
Download or read book Oh Baby! A Mom's Self-Care Survival Guide for the First Year written by Maria Lianos-Carbone and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2018-03-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You read all the birthing books, took the Lamaze classes, and made it through labor (mostly) unscathed, but now the baby is home—and it’s a whole new ballgame! There are plenty of books and resources about how to properly care for your new baby, but what about caring for yourself? Maria Lianos-Carbone, founder of AMotherWorld.com, outlines the “proper care and feeding” of mothers during their baby’s first year with humor and honesty. From the physical and emotional changes a new mom will undergo to rekindling intimacy with her partner, Oh Baby! Mom’s Survival Guide for the First Year keeps the focus on moms—because you can’t draw water (or breastmilk, for that matter) from an empty well. Maria's straight-talking, no-nonsense approach will give new moms everything they need to survive as they embark on the journey of motherhood. This book is not affiliated with or endorsed by Hestia International, Inc., the trademark owner and publisher of Oh Baby! Magazine in Canada.
