A Chance With His Alpha

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Publisher : Independently Published
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Total Pages : 206 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (516 download)

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Book Synopsis A Chance With His Alpha by : Ava Beringer

Download or read book A Chance With His Alpha written by Ava Beringer and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-10-22 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm having a baby with my best friend to save the family business. He's NOT in love with me. Is he? Channarong Saithong, omega tiger shifter, only has time for running his family's restaurant, and pining after his best friend, hot and playful alpha wolf Tristan Bolder. The problem? Tristan wants them to be bros for life. When Channarong's uncle resurrects an ancient law to steal the business for himself, the only way to stop him is to...have a baby? Channarong wants this baby. With Tristan. In saving his family's business, will Channarong sacrifice his heart? Tristan Bolder, carefree, fun-loving alpha wolf, wants to goof off with his best friend Channarong forever. Who needs a mate, right? But when Channarong comes to him desperate for help, Tristan can't say no. Now he's got a baby on the way, an evil uncle to ward off, and no way to tell his best friend about the new-found feelings for him. What's an alpha to do? Can Channarong save the family business? Can Tristan step up to protect what he loves? Can making a family bring out the truth of their love, and bring them together once and for all? This is the second book in the Seven Corner Shifters series. Reading book one isn't necessary to enjoy this story, but it is strongly recommended. This book has a HEA and contains occasional strong language, MPREG, and hot, spicy grownup stuff. The omegas are heating up and the alphas are very knotty boys. Get a FREE short story when you join the newsletter family! http: //eepurl.com/dxalsD

Chosen by Fate, Rejected by the Alpha

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Publisher : WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM (Cloudary Holdings Limited)
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Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Chosen by Fate, Rejected by the Alpha by : Deni Chance

Download or read book Chosen by Fate, Rejected by the Alpha written by Deni Chance and published by WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM (Cloudary Holdings Limited). This book was released on 2020-11-06 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eighteen-year-old Trinity is unlike any other werewolf in her pack. For one, there were unusual circumstances surrounding her birth, for another, she is the only pack member to never shift into a wolf form. So now she doesn't quite belong anywhere. Not quite human and not quite wolf. She thought she would be able to live her life how she wanted when she had turned eighteen. Go to college, make some friends, have some fun. But what is she to do when the dangerously sexy Alpha literally falls right into her lap? "I am not human, and I am not a wolf. I don't belong anywhere..." "...we both know that no one is going to mate with me, and even if they did, they would just reject me anyway." What is the sexy, brooding Alpha going to do? The elders are making him hold these ridiculous parties to search for a mate. He doesn't want a mate, but he knows he needs a mate to finish the Alpha Circle. Without a mate, a Luna for the pack, his people would suffer. And what is he going to do when he stumbles across the girl that fate has chosen for him and he finds out she has no wolf? "This cannot be!" I roared. "There is no way that I can mate with a girl that does not even have a wolf. She will be too weak. She will be inferior. She will not be strong enough to be a Luna." "I simply could not accept her as my mate. Not fully. It wasn't safe for her. She would get herself killed. And she would bring my pack down with her." When these two meet, sparks will surely fly. But will it be from passion, or their constant fighting? Neither of them wanted a mate. Neither of them wants the mate that fate chose for them. And neither of them can make that mate bond go away. What are they going to do now that they're literally stuck with each other?

His Alpha

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ISBN 13 : 9781980235385
Total Pages : 551 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (353 download)

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Book Synopsis His Alpha by : Rachelle Mills

Download or read book His Alpha written by Rachelle Mills and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-09 with total page 551 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If the moon made me this way, then why does it feel like a curse?He is the Alpha, and I am his Beta.It's time for me to bend straight - there are some lines I must not cross. But every time I see him, the lines curve, gnawing into my soul.This is our destiny, yet nobody can know that the Moon has both blessed and cursed us with this forbidden love.A hidden, dark fire. It was our secret. A secret we denied - a secret too dark to share.We don't bend that way.I left. I had to escape the torture, the heartache. I lived among humans. I studied them. I found myself. Or, should I say, The Professor discovered me. They can never know that a human male seduced me, or that I loved him - it means certain death for both of us. He taught me everything I know, made me the wolf I am today. But even that love was not enough.I return to my territory. Leaving the sophisticated freedom of the city for the stifling traditionalism of my pack - a place where my soul, my desire, my love, must be locked away and hidden.This ache is my one true companion, never leaving my side.Perhaps the pain never ends, but I must go on. I'm not the runt I once was. My body is lean, muscled, and powerful now. I see my transformation in their eyes.I see it in his eyes.He may be my Alpha, but he will come to me. The moon may have cursed us both, and our path may be full of torture, pain, and lines so curved that we get lost, but I have no choice.He has no choice.It is time for me to bend straight for the pack, but in my soul, I know my lines are curved and undulating, and that they all lead to him; my rightful mate. My cursed mate, one that fate demands and that our society forbids.I don't know how to go on...

The Alpha's Son

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ISBN 13 : 9781739983413
Total Pages : 394 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (834 download)

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Book Synopsis The Alpha's Son by : Penny Jessup

Download or read book The Alpha's Son written by Penny Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2022-02-12 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max Remus couldn't care less about finding his mate-unlike the rest of his fate-obsessed pack. He totally prefers hanging with his bestie, eating his dad's steak sandwiches, and drawing in his trusty sketchbook. But all that is about to change at the Blue Moon Festival-a summer camp where Elite Pack wolves go to find their mates. The festival is a right of passage for every teen werewolf, and this year's festival will be one to howl home about. The alpha's son, Jasper Apollo, is attending for the first time. When Max finds himself inexplicably linked with the exceptionally handsome but totally jerk-faced heir, he's forced to grapple with the unexpected feelings clawing at his soul. If Max rejects his destiny, will fate's bite be worse than its bark? Netflix's Young Royals meets Teen Wolf meets Twilight--the first instalment in a thrilling new series, The Alpha's Son is a heart-wrenching Young Adult, Boys Love, wolf shifter romance; full of yearning, comedy, and adventure. Start reading now! And may the Moon Gods light the path between souls.

Alpha Logan's Chosen Luna

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Publisher : StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited
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Total Pages : 307 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Book Synopsis Alpha Logan's Chosen Luna by : Cassandra Dawn

Download or read book Alpha Logan's Chosen Luna written by Cassandra Dawn and published by StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited. This book was released on 2023-08-30 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My birth brought death to my mother, and my father grew to hate me for it, leaving me vulnerable to the abuse of my stepmother and stepsister. My mere appearance served as a constant reminder to my stepmother of the woman my father once loved the most - my mother. Consumed by jealousy, she relentlessly sought to destroy my life, but will she succeed? "Sign this contract, become my Luna, and after the contract term ends, you will receive generous rewards and freedom." "What do I need to do during the contract? Sleep with you?" "You just need to play the role of my Luna. We will only pretend to be a couple in public, and there's no need for marking each other," "It seems arrogance is indeed a common trait among every Alpha," "What?" "Alpha Logan, what makes you think I would readily accept your proposal?" I continued, my voice now laced with a mix of anger and defiance. "Just because I'm a wolf-less unwanted daughter? Or do you think you're so noble and handsome that I should be grateful and accept your offer for a large sum of money?" "I didn't mean it like that," he stumbled. I once thought the man who saved me was just an insignificant nobody, but little did I know he was the most ruthless Alpha on the entire continent, responsible for killing his own Mate. What stunned me was that he wanted me to become his Luna?!

Second Chance Alpha-The Bond (#2 book)

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Publisher : Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd
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Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Second Chance Alpha-The Bond (#2 book) by : Ali_M

Download or read book Second Chance Alpha-The Bond (#2 book) written by Ali_M and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jason protected and saved Kimberly from her crazy mate, and in return, Kimberly saved Jason from the pain and depression of losing his mate.Maybe they were meant to find each other or maybe it was just a big coincidence, but nevertheless, they found each other and unexpectedly fell in love. Kimberly has taken her place by Jason's side as his Luna. For a while, everything was perfect for Jason and Kimberly, but nothing stays perfect forever, and their smooth road is about to get a bit bumpy again.

The Bear Who Loved Me: A paranormal shifter romance

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Publisher : Georgette St. Clair
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Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Bear Who Loved Me: A paranormal shifter romance written by Georgette St. Clair and published by Georgette St. Clair. This book was released on 2014-12-22 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bear shifter Heath’s brutal upbringing on the streets has taught him that there’s no such thing as happy endings, and love is a cruel lie…so why does his inner bear go crazy every time curvy cub reporter Tonya Crandall shows up, bugging him for an interview? His sister swears that Tonya is his fated mate – which means it’s time for him to get the hell out of Dodge. An assignment on a floating pleasure palace, flushing out an assassin known as the Chameleon, provides the perfect distraction – until feisty, fiery Tonya shows up and makes it clear she’s not going anywhere. Tonya’s stumbled on the story of a lifetime, and even though her heart yearns for Heath, she’s not going to let the rude, stuck-up jerk get in the way. She’ll do whatever it takes to land her scoop – even pretend to be Heath’s “companion” for the duration of the cruise. Unfortunately, things are not as they seem on the Shangri-La of the Sea, and betrayal waits for both of them in the most unexpected of places. -- Keywords: Paranormal Romance, Shifter Romance, Wolf Shifter Romance, Witch, Steamy, Pack, Romance series, Strong heroine, Claiming, Kidnap, Jealous, Sexy, Alpha, Alpha shifter, Alpha female, Enemies-to-lovers, New York, Sheriff, Honky Tonk, Workplace, Paranormal Suspense, Paranormal Shifter Suspense, -- Other readers of Georgette St. Clair enjoyed books by: Milly Taiden, Sam Crescent, Lee Savino, Jasmine Mas , Reece Barden, Heather G. Harris, Alicia Montgomery, Linsey Hall, Kim Richardson, Sara Snow

His Quiet Agent

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Publisher : Agency
ISBN 13 : 9780473416201
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (162 download)

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Book Synopsis His Quiet Agent by : Ada Maria Soto

Download or read book His Quiet Agent written by Ada Maria Soto and published by Agency. This book was released on 2017 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arthur Drams works for a secret government security agency, but all he really does is spend his days in a cubical writing reports no one reads. After getting another "lateral promotion" by a supervisor who barely remembers his name, it's suggested that Arthur try to 'make friends' and 'get noticed' in order to move up the ladder. It's like high school all over again: his attempts to be friendly come across as awkward and creepy, and no one wants to sit at the same table with him at lunch. In a last-ditch attempt to be seen as friendly and outgoing, he decides to make friends with The Alien, aka Agent Martin Grove, known for his strange eating habits, unusual reading choices, and the fact that no one has spoken to him in three years.Starting with a short, surprisingly interesting conversation on sociology books, Arthur slowly begins to chip away at The Alien's walls using home-cooked meals to lure the secretive agent out of his abrasive shell. Except Martin just might be something closer to an actual secret agent than paper-pusher Arthur is, and it might be more than hearts at risk when something more than friendship begins to develop.Please note this book has a Heat Rating of zero.

The Alpha's Claim

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Publisher : Carina Press
ISBN 13 : 148807853X
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Book Synopsis The Alpha's Claim by : Holley Trent

Download or read book The Alpha's Claim written by Holley Trent and published by Carina Press. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jim West, the New York Coyote pack alpha, has successfully defended his territory from external threats for almost fifteen years. Pack politics may be a pain in his ass, but his command has never been doubted, his authority never questioned. Until Teddy, an argumentative pancake-house server, challenges more than his patience. The lithe, pretty human calls to Jim's baser instincts. He knows instantly Teddy is his mate—but the timing couldn't be worse. Tension within his pack is growing, and adding a human mate to the mix could spark an uprising, with Teddy as the target. Teddy's smart mouth may heat Jim's blood, but with a full moon only days away, getting Teddy to let down his guard and accept him—the man and the beast—is his main priority. There's no fighting the pull of a mate, but learning his lover is a literal predator might make Teddy run right into the danger Jim's desperate to control. This book is approximately 45,000 words One-click with confidence. This title is part of the Carina Press Romance Promise: all the romance you're looking for with an HEA/HFN. It's a promise!

The Forsaken Mate's Second Chance Alpha

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Publisher : StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited
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Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Book Synopsis The Forsaken Mate's Second Chance Alpha by : Pixie

Download or read book The Forsaken Mate's Second Chance Alpha written by Pixie and published by StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-15 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My sister died because of you. I won't have a mate who's so pathetic," he says and I look up at him in horror. "I, Michael Davis, future Alpha of the Moonshadow pack, reject you, Emma Smith, as my rightful mate." Emma's world crumbled when she was framed for murdering the Alpha's sister, Ava. Misunderstood, and hated, her fated mate, Alpha Michael rejected and ordered for her punishment. With a shattered heart, Emma accepted his rejection, and was on the brink of ending her life when she saved a little girl with special abilities. The girl turned out to be the sister of the Alpha of her enemy pack. Alpha Matthew suspected Emma of being sent from his enemy pack to spy on them. But if she's the enemy, then why does he feel so drawn to her? And what if Michael realizes that he wants Ava back after she's gone? Emma discovers the sinister plots at play behind Ava's death, but ends up not becoming the interest of one but three Alpha males fighting for her attention. Will Emma survive the evil that lurks behind the shadows and be able to find happiness with the man she chooses? Or will she fall into the endless pit of darkness, and lose everything at stake? However, a few weeks later, Aria found out she was pregnant... This book is still ongoing, with more chapters available for early access on AlphaNovel.

The Omega's Second Chance Mate

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Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Book Synopsis The Omega's Second Chance Mate by : Kiss Moonlight

Download or read book The Omega's Second Chance Mate written by Kiss Moonlight and published by StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited. This book was released on 2023-07-10 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In three days, you will attend the Rejection Ceremony," "The Alpha needs to have a strong mate by his side to lead the Pack successfully," Lily's father explained, "And that is not you, an Omega." *** Lily Bray was the Omega of the Blue Creek Pack, but not just any omega. She was the omega illegitimate daughter of the Alpha. Her life was worse when she was forced to reject her mate, the Alpha to be to the Grey Blood Pack, and be mated to his disfigured, ruthless reject brother. Garrett Hunter, the second-born son of the Alpha of the Grey Blood Pack, is a disfigured outcast with a reputation for being ruthless. Much to his surprise, Lily is his long-awaited mate, and he is Lily’s second chance mate. What will happen when the two broken souls meet? Will Lily recover from the trauma of breaking her mating bond? Will she accept Garrett as her mate? Read to find out.

His Alpha Queen

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Publisher : Nani Akamai
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Total Pages : 403 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book His Alpha Queen written by Nani Akamai and published by Nani Akamai. This book was released on 2023-11-03 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kataleya Frost lives in a world where Alpha Females are considered to be a legend. Kataleya had suffered trauma when she was 18 and it changed her entire outlook on her life. She had dreams of one day finding her mate, but now she can't bear the thought of being owned by a man. Kataleya and her brother should have both been the next Alpha of their pack, but due to pack traditions, Kataleya was overlooked for her brother. When Kataleya's brother decided he no longer wanted to be Alpha and he had other dreams that he wanted to pursue, he named Kataleya as his successor. Not everyone in the pack is happy that Kataleya will be taking the Alpha role from her brother and she will have to overcome many struggles within her pack in order to change how many pack members see the pack hierarchy for females. Her father always taught Kataleya and her brothers that the road to being Alpha was never easy, but will she ever be accepted by her pack? When Kataleya meets her mate, will that change her perspective on life? Will her mate be her salvation or her ultimate downfall? What will happen to Kataleya when her past comes back to haunt her, will she succumb to the painful memories or will she move past the pain in order to save herself and her pack?

Alpha Knows Best

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781547284627
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (846 download)

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Book Synopsis Alpha Knows Best by : Eliza Gayle

Download or read book Alpha Knows Best written by Eliza Gayle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He can run but he can't hide. Not from duty. Not from danger. And especially not from the woman who forces him to face the truth. Malcolm Gunn's time is running out along with his ability to shift. When confronted with his past he thinks he's found a solution. With the help of a little rope, he can let nature takes its course. Unfortunately the woman who is the key to his existence harbors a powerful secret that will destroy them both. Cheyenne's been hired to track and retrieve Malcolm at any cost. Her only plan is to get in, get out and keep her sanity intact. In that order. But she's been warned...If he catches her, he will stake his claim whether she is willing or not. Deceit and lies bring them together. Murder puts them on the run. Their enemies are closing in and there's only one, irreversible way out. Some choices can never be forgiven and one man's anger can destroy it all...Malcolm.

Rejected To Be Your Second Chance

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Publisher : StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited
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Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Book Synopsis Rejected To Be Your Second Chance by : Ms.M

Download or read book Rejected To Be Your Second Chance written by Ms.M and published by StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited. This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I, Layla Lecruest, reject you Alpha Sebastian of the Red Moon Pack as my mate.” Alpha Sebastian lifted his head. His thick hair blew back as the door to the house opened and a wind swept in. “I, Alpha Sebastian of the Red Moon Pack, accept your rejection.” Yes, it hurt to be rejected. Your mate was the one person in the entire world that was meant for you and the stories I had heard were glorious. Like the only two pieces of a puzzle, you find each other and become whole. You will never love anyone as you love your mate. And you never got a second chance. It was very rare, and I had just rejected mine. Layla Lecruest, is a fierce, brave, and strong-willed girl who never cared about fitting in but neither did she plan to stand out as much as she did. Believing to be a normal wolf, the daughter of a former Beta, she never thought herself to be special. Little did she know that she held a gene that many believed to have been gone for a long time. When she finds out that her mate is the Alpha who spent his life tormenting her, they quickly reject each other on the spot. Unbeknownst to them, Alpha Kade was on his way and would turn everything upside down as her second chance mate. The notorious Alpha Kade was famous for his strength and his ability to lead his pack. He earned respect wherever he went and when he arrived at the Red Moon Pack, he swore he wouldn't leave without his mate. What happens when Layla finds herself stuck between her former and current mate as well as a pack of wolves with superior powers who thought she belonged to them? And what happens when another, even bigger secret is revealed? This is book 2 of the trilogy.

Alpha

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Publisher : MIRA
ISBN 13 : 1426868820
Total Pages : 473 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (268 download)

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Book Synopsis Alpha by : Rachel Vincent

Download or read book Alpha written by Rachel Vincent and published by MIRA. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 473 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the final novel of the New York Times–bestselling author’s paranormal series, a werecat warrior rises to lead her pride in its ultimate battle. The unscrupulous new Council chair has charged Jace, Marc and me with trespassing, kidnapping, murder, and treason. Yeah, we’ve been busy. But now it’s time to take justice into our own hands. We must avenge my brother’s death and carve out the rot at the heart of the Council. It’s not going to be easy, and loss seems unavoidable, but I have promised to protect my pride, no matter what. With a target on my back and Marc at my side, I’m heading for a final showdown that will change everything forever. A showdown I’m not sure I’m ready for. But life never waits until you’re ready.

The Way of Cats

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ISBN 13 : 9780998035703
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (357 download)

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Book Synopsis The Way of Cats by : Pamela Merritt

Download or read book The Way of Cats written by Pamela Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.

Alpha's Desire

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Publisher : Midnight Romance, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Alpha's Desire written by Renee Rose and published by Midnight Romance, LLC. This book was released on 2021-04-14 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s the one girl this player can’t have. A human. I’m dying to claim the redhead who lights up the club every Saturday night. I want to pull her into the storeroom and make her scream, but it wouldn’t be right. She’s too pure. Too fresh. Too passionate. Too human. When she learns my secret, my alpha orders me to wipe her memories. But I won’t do it. Still, I’m not mate material—I can’t mark her and bring her into the pack. What in the hell am I going to do with her?