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Book Synopsis 500 Great Lawyer Jokes by : Jeff Rovin
Download or read book 500 Great Lawyer Jokes written by Jeff Rovin and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes by : Jeff Rovin
Download or read book Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes written by Jeff Rovin and published by Signet. This book was released on 1992 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author of more than 20 Signet trivia and joke books presents a rib-tickling collection of 500 hilarious jokes poking fun at everyone involved in the legal system. From lawyers to judges to defendants to plaintiffs--no one is safe when Jeff Rovin enters the courtroom and states his case for laughter.
Book Synopsis Best Lawyer Jokes Ever by : Barnes and Noble Staff
Download or read book Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Barnes and Noble Staff and published by . This book was released on 2002-03-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey-know the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he'll take you to the cleaners. The verdict is in: these are the funniest jokes ever made about lawyers. They'll tip the scales of laughter in your favor and sentence you to hours of helpless hilarity. Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial. Here's just one: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. They'll all add up to a winning case of amusement.
Book Synopsis The World's Best Lawyer Jokes by : Edward Phillips
Download or read book The World's Best Lawyer Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1989-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time by : William L. Pfeifer
Download or read book The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time written by William L. Pfeifer and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by a lawyer, this work primarily targets attorneys but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers.
Book Synopsis Lawyers Joke Book by : Chester Croker
Download or read book Lawyers Joke Book written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Author :Elias Hill Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781977556295 Total Pages :106 pages Book Rating :4.5/5 (562 download)
Book Synopsis 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers by : Elias Hill
Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Book Synopsis The Lawyer's Joke Book by : John Patrick Dolan
Download or read book The Lawyer's Joke Book written by John Patrick Dolan and published by Advantage Media Group. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
Book Synopsis Best Lawyer Jokes Ever by : Sterling Publishing Company
Download or read book Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Sterling Publishing Company and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.
Book Synopsis The Office of General Counsel Book of Great Lawyer Jokes by :
Download or read book The Office of General Counsel Book of Great Lawyer Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 199? with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes by : Steven D. Price
Download or read book The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-05-11 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Book Synopsis Best Ever 101 Lawyer Jokes by : Matthew Burgess Burgess
Download or read book Best Ever 101 Lawyer Jokes written by Matthew Burgess Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book - '101 Lawyer Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time.
Book Synopsis Hilarious Lawyer Jokes by : Steven D. Price
Download or read book Hilarious Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Book Synopsis Don't Even Think about Telling this Joke to a Lawyer by : Harry Bergen
Download or read book Don't Even Think about Telling this Joke to a Lawyer written by Harry Bergen and published by Jove. This book was released on 2007 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyers will want to file a motion to dismiss when they get their hands on this funny collection that separates the good lawyer jokes from the bad. Original.
Book Synopsis The Tiny Book of Lawyer Jokes by : Edward Phillips
Download or read book The Tiny Book of Lawyer Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Harpercollins Pub Limited. This book was released on 2001 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Great Lawyer Stories written by and published by Carol Publishing Corporation. This book was released on 1992 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny collection of the very best jokes and anecdotes about the legal profession attacks lawyers, shysters, judges, jurists, district attorneys, public defenders, ambulance chasers, and former presidents from Jefferson and Lincoln to Kennedy and Johnson.
Book Synopsis The Joke's On... Lawyers by : Ysaiah Ross
Download or read book The Joke's On... Lawyers written by Ysaiah Ross and published by Blackstone Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Question: How many lawyer jokes are in existence?Answer: Only three. All the rest are true stories. Jokes about lawyers - prolific, terrible, hilarious, cruel - this book is full of them. But why so many? Why do we find lawyers so funny? It used to be the Irish. Or blondes. Why is it lawyers today? And why does no one defend them? Has it always been so? Stan Ross fills the pages with joke after joke as he ponders why. The book is broken into the following groupings, with an introduction to each setting the context. Why jokes on lawyers? Devious, untrustworthy and unethical Technicians, inhuman, boring, pompous, incomprehensible and useless Hateful and contemptible Too numerous