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365 Awesome Aussie Jokes
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Download or read book 365 Awesome Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would be on time! Kate Ritchie, actor What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! Jeremy Lindsay Taylor, actor, Sea Patrol With 362 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket!
Book Synopsis The Great Aussie Joke Book by : David Khan
Download or read book The Great Aussie Joke Book written by David Khan and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-22 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will laugh out loud with this book. Over 300 pages of hilarious jokes and gags. Jokes about men, women, doctors, lawyers, politicians and just about anyone you can poke a stick at. Great for speeches, ice breakers at parties, weddings, get-togethers and just a really good laugh on your own.You'll never struggle to remember a joke again with this book at your fingertips. Hundreds of hilarious and cheeky laughs.
Book Synopsis The World's Best Aussie Jokes by : A. N. Ocker
Download or read book The World's Best Aussie Jokes written by A. N. Ocker and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes by : Warren Fahey
Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Book Synopsis Best Aussie Jokes by : Marguerite Marshall
Download or read book Best Aussie Jokes written by Marguerite Marshall and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive
Book Synopsis Maurie Fields' Dinkum Aussie Jokes by : Val Jellay
Download or read book Maurie Fields' Dinkum Aussie Jokes written by Val Jellay and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes by : Phillip Adams
Download or read book The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes written by Phillip Adams and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The traditional Aussie jokes told in pubs and cabs now compete with global jokes. It's Dad 'n' Dave versus Monica Lewinsky.
Book Synopsis The Great Australian Joke Book by : Phillip Adams
Download or read book The Great Australian Joke Book written by Phillip Adams and published by Claremont. This book was released on 2004 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard the one about . . . If not, you're sure to find it (and many more) in this collection of popular jokes, particularly if you don't mind if it's occasionally sexist, ageist, blondest or politically incorrect. Dip in and join Dad'n Dave shooting roos out back of Bourke; Pollies pontificating in parliament; an Italian dingo looking for a fresh feed; or a bunch of hapless lawyers doing just about anything, anywhere. Whatever amuses you and yours, you'll find yourselves laughing the smelly socks off an Irishman in no time with this essential collection!
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Australian, Italian, Irish, Australian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Australian, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Australian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Australian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Australian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Australians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Australian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Australian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Australian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Australians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis Great Aussie Jokes by : Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The
Download or read book Great Aussie Jokes written by Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Aussie Jokes & Riddles by : Jill B. Bruce
Download or read book Aussie Jokes & Riddles written by Jill B. Bruce and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? How about a kangaroo and an elephant? These and other riddles and jokes await children in this delightfully illustrated book that will tickle funny bones.
Book Synopsis Great Aussie Jokes, Blokes and Quotes by : Paul Taylor
Download or read book Great Aussie Jokes, Blokes and Quotes written by Paul Taylor and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mix of classic stories, heroic tales of good blokes, funny jokes, Aussie icons, some pithy slang, and some erudite quotes all designed to amuse the male of the species. Classic Australian stories by Henry Lawson, Steele Rudd and Edward Dyson are mixed with quotes and jokes from the Great Aussie Archives.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by : Hugh Murmie
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Book Synopsis Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by : Judith Viorst
Download or read book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day written by Judith Viorst and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.
Book Synopsis How to Be Second Best by : Jessica Dettmann
Download or read book How to Be Second Best written by Jessica Dettmann and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and heartwarming novel about the complicated, messy, delightful struggles of modern life, for all fans of Marian Keyes, Holly Wainwright and Zoe Foster Blake. Going from one child to two is never all that easy for a family, but when Emma's husband simultaneously fathers a third child three doors up the street, things get very tricky, very fast. No longer is it enough for Emma to be the best wife and mother - now she's trying to be the best ex-wife, and the best part-time parent to her ex's love child, and that's before she even thinks about adding a new bloke to the mix. Set in an upwardly mobile, ultra-competitive suburb, this is a funny, biting, heartwarming modern comedy that looks at the roles we play, how we compete, and what happens when we dare to strive for second-best. 'Hilarious, heartwarming [and] all too relatable ... Ultimate summer read' Herald Sun 'Sharp and crisp and funny. I was dazzled.' Mia Freedman 'A refreshing and honest depiction of the delirium of modern family life ... while it is undeniably laugh-out-loud funny, it is also incredibly heartwarming and real' Better Reading 'Heartwarming yet biting' Sunday Telegraph 'Full of funny moments, this debut takes a wry look at parenthood, divorce and the messy reality of blended families. ****' Who Weekly 'Jessica Dettmann is a fine comic writer. She has an eye for the small details, irritations and inspirations of life which coupled with a truly original turn of phrase and great way with a gag makes for sparkling and heartwarming reading.' Ben Elton
Download or read book 365 Science Activities written by Usborne and published by 365 Activities. This book was released on 2014-09-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explore science in a fun new way, with a different activity or experiment for every day of the year. This book will inspire the scientists of the future.
Book Synopsis Eats, Shoots & Leaves by : Lynne Truss
Download or read book Eats, Shoots & Leaves written by Lynne Truss and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know the basics of punctuation. Or do we? A look at most neighborhood signage tells a different story. Through sloppy usage and low standards on the internet, in email, and now text messages, we have made proper punctuation an endangered species. In Eats, Shoots & Leaves, former editor Lynne Truss dares to say, in her delightfully urbane, witty, and very English way, that it is time to look at our commas and semicolons and see them as the wonderful and necessary things they are. This is a book for people who love punctuation and get upset when it is mishandled. From the invention of the question mark in the time of Charlemagne to George Orwell shunning the semicolon, this lively history makes a powerful case for the preservation of a system of printing conventions that is much too subtle to be mucked about with.
