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Book Synopsis 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat by : Molly Katz
Download or read book 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat written by Molly Katz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The modern woman has enough hassles without having to put up with the antics of the man in her life. Why endure another day of snoring, football, and wet towels on the floor? With this hilarious, fully illustrated guide, learn 101 reasons why you should dump your chump and hook up with a cat! So, besides the fact that your man's just not that into you, can he scratch his ear with his foot? Is he adorable when he pounces off the fridge onto your shoulder? Do you get to watch him nudge another man aside and eat his food? And can you improve his mood by tossing a fuzzy mousie for him to chase? Of course not. There; that's four reasons to dump him and get a cat instead! Plus, you never have to remember how your cat takes his coffee. You don't need to pretend to your cat that you haven't had many other cats. And if your cat thinks your friends are hot, so what? For every woman who's had enough of men, 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat is the perfect gift—chock-full of humor, inspiration, and great advice. Why look for love in all the wrong places when it's right across the room chasing its own tail?
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Download or read book American Book Publishing Record written by and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 838 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 101 Reasons Why a Cat Is Better Than a Man by : Allia Zobel
Download or read book 101 Reasons Why a Cat Is Better Than a Man written by Allia Zobel and published by . This book was released on 1999-10 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New edition of a colour illustrated cartoon book on the subject of women's preference for cats rather than men.
Book Synopsis 101 Reasons why a Cat is Better Than a Man by : Allia Zobel-Nolan
Download or read book 101 Reasons why a Cat is Better Than a Man written by Allia Zobel-Nolan and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bestselling author teams with a bestselling cartoonist in a book for all feminists with feline friends. Here is a hilarious confirmation of what women have suspected for years: you're better off with a cat than a man. The perfect gift for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, or any day.
Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Book Synopsis Jewish as a Second Language by : Molly Katz
Download or read book Jewish as a Second Language written by Molly Katz and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this completely revised, updated, and expanded second edition of "Jewish as a Second Language," Katz shows how to worry, interrupt, and say the opposite of what one means.
Book Synopsis Dump Him, Marry the Cat by : Willow Creek Press
Download or read book Dump Him, Marry the Cat written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous book matches color photos with the witty wisdom of why a cat is better than a man, including the facts that cats forgive all mistakes, have lots of hair, don't channel surf, and love taking long walks.
Book Synopsis Stop Getting Dumped! by : Lisa Daily
Download or read book Stop Getting Dumped! written by Lisa Daily and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recommends a plan for single women to turn themselves into "dream girls" who do not have relationships with losers, and suggests ways to attract and marry desirable men.
Book Synopsis A Cat Named Darwin by : William Jordan
Download or read book A Cat Named Darwin written by William Jordan and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2003-11-12 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author describes his detachment from animals before meeting a cat whose failing health and winning personality shifted his scientific perspectives and brought about his understanding of the evolutionary significance of kinship.
Book Synopsis Black Cat Weekly #101 by : Phyllis Ann Karr
Download or read book Black Cat Weekly #101 written by Phyllis Ann Karr and published by Black Cat Weekly. This book was released on 2023-08-05 with total page 899 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black Cat Weekly #101 presents 10 great tales of mystery. fantasy, and science fiction -- a pair of novels, a novella, and 7 short stories. Hours of great reading await! Mysteries / Suspense / Adventure: “Lost Boy” by Neil S. Plakcy [Michael Bracken Presents short story] “The Case of the Disappearing Document” by Hal Charles [Solve-It-Yourself Mystery] “River Secret” by Anne Swardson [Barb Goffman Presents short story] “A Network of Crime,” by Nicholas Carter [novella] Anybody’s Pearls, by Hulbert Footner [short story collection] Science Fiction & Fantasy: “Knocker Baby,” by Phyllis Ann Karr [short story, Bart Maverel series] “Gentlemen: Please Note,” by Randall Garrett [short story] “Killer Cat,” by Joseph Payne Brennan [short story] “Pen Pal,” by Stephen Marlowe [short story] The Hidden Kingdom, by Francis Beeding
Book Synopsis Cat vs. Cat by : Pam Johnson-Bennett
Download or read book Cat vs. Cat written by Pam Johnson-Bennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-07-06 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Catwise and Think Like a Cat, the ultimate resource for managing a multi-pet household. Pam Johnson-Bennett, the award-winning author and feline behaviorist, shows how adding another cat to your home does not have to be the start of a kitty apocalypse. Although cats are often misunderstood as natural loners, Johnson-Bennett shows how to plan, set up, and maintain a home environment that will help multiple cats—and their owners—live in peace. Cat vs. Cat will help readers understand the importance of territory, the specialized communication cats use to establish relationships and hierarchies, and how to interpret the so-called “bad behavior” that leads so many owners to needless frustration. Offering a wealth of information on how to diffuse tension, prevent squabbles and ambushes, blend two families, or help the elder kitty in your family, Cat vs. Cat is a welcome resource for both seasoned and prospective guardians of cat families large and small.
Book Synopsis 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents by : Lee Wardlaw
Download or read book 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents written by Lee Wardlaw and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-05-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his parents call off the family vacation and enroll their son in a creative writing class instead, twelve-year-old Steve comes up with a wacky moneymaking project.
Download or read book Top Cat written by Lois Ehlert and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2001 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The top cat in a household is reluctant to accept the arrival of a new kitten but decides to share various survival secrets with it.
Download or read book Everything Cat Book written by Steve Duno and published by Everything. This book was released on 2002-06-01 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From practical considerations like choosing a vet and basic first-aid to fascinating cat lore and trivia.
Book Synopsis How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by : The Oatmeal
Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!
Book Synopsis 101 Reasons to Leave New York by : Jr. Jordan
Download or read book 101 Reasons to Leave New York written by Jr. Jordan and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WINNER: GOLD Non Fiction Humor, 2012 Readers Favorite Award WINNER: SILVER Non Fiction E-Book, 2012 Independent Publisher Book Award 101 Reasons To Leave New York is a quirky and humorous pop culture book that recognizes and articulates the unthinkable notion of willingly leaving the greatest city on the face of the planet. Then, provides all the funny, insightful, sad and silly reasons you'll ever need to justify doing so. "Really a long love letter to the Big Apple, 101 Reasons makes you laugh, cringe and love the city even more ... It'll make you miss New York even when you live here." - Jason Sheftell/New York Daily News "Howard Jordan has written an entertaining book with touches of humor, truth and love for the wonderful place known as the best city in the world - New York.
Book Synopsis If He Had Been with Me by : Laura Nowlin
Download or read book If He Had Been with Me written by Laura Nowlin and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If he had been with me everything would have been different... I wasn't with Finn on that August night. But I should've been. It was raining, of course. And he and Sylvie were arguing as he drove down the slick road. No one ever says what they were arguing about. Other people think it's not important. They do not know there is another story. The story that lurks between the facts. What they do not know—the cause of the argument—is crucial. So let me tell you...
