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Book Synopsis 100 Terrible Names For A Baby by : Johnny Dongle
Download or read book 100 Terrible Names For A Baby written by Johnny Dongle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-04-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.
Book Synopsis 100 Terrible Names for a Child by : Johnny Dongle
Download or read book 100 Terrible Names for a Child written by Johnny Dongle and published by . This book was released on 2014-04-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.
Book Synopsis 100 Terrible Names for a Baby by : Johnny Dongle
Download or read book 100 Terrible Names for a Baby written by Johnny Dongle and published by . This book was released on 2014-04-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.
Download or read book Bad Baby Names written by Michael Sherrod and published by Ancestry.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.
Book Synopsis Bad Baby Names 8 Pk W/ Display by : Ancestry Publishing
Download or read book Bad Baby Names 8 Pk W/ Display written by Ancestry Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.
Book Synopsis The Worst Baby Name Book Ever by : David Narter
Download or read book The Worst Baby Name Book Ever written by David Narter and published by Cumberland House Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Choosing a name for your baby doesn't have to be stressful. It can be fun, or at least funny, when you turn to this tongue-in-cheek guide for advice. This comprehensive guide to baby names is about what not to name your baby. As such, it offers a little comic relief from the baby name dilemma and reminds you that whatever name you choose, someone will find humor in it.
Book Synopsis The Last Word on First Names by : Linda Rosenkrantz
Download or read book The Last Word on First Names written by Linda Rosenkrantz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1997-06-15 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Beyond Jennifer & Jason, the bestseller that revolutionized baby naming, offer the last word on the perfect first name. Hope is hot, Hortense is not-- at last, here's what parents really need to know before naming a baby. For years you knew what to expect from a baby-name book: a long, dull list of names with their dictionary definitions. All that changed with Beyond Jennifer & Jason-- the groundbreaking book on styles and trends in baby names that has been called "the best baby-naming book ever written" (The News Journal). Now Rosenkrantz and Satran return with an all-new baby-name guide that is destined to become a classic. Like other books, it's packed with entries on girls' and boys' names from A to Z, but no one else gives you the inside story on names: why the world has all the Ashleys it needs, why everyone loves Emily, and why you should or should not call your son Ishmael. Drawing on sources as diverse as ancient myths, current TV series, the Bible, and world literature, The Last Word on First Names is a readable, witty, and illuminating guide to the real-world meaning of Miranda, Max, and thousands of other names from Abigail to Zelig. No one should name a baby without this book.
Book Synopsis Seriously Bad Baby Names by : Chris Okum
Download or read book Seriously Bad Baby Names written by Chris Okum and published by Blue Q Books. This book was released on 2008-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 100 of the Most Unusual Baby Names by : Alex Trost
Download or read book 100 of the Most Unusual Baby Names written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.
Book Synopsis 100 of the Most Unique Baby Names by : Alex Trost
Download or read book 100 of the Most Unique Baby Names written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.
Book Synopsis The Worst Baby Name Book by : Bob Glickman
Download or read book The Worst Baby Name Book written by Bob Glickman and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1990 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To prevent innocent babies from living a life of mental anguish, professional failure, and physical damage, The Worst Baby Name Book is the perfect gift for parents-to-be--a hilarious primer of more than 400 actual names not to name the precious new arrival.
Book Synopsis 100 of the Best Baby Names Of All Time by : Alex Trost
Download or read book 100 of the Best Baby Names Of All Time written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.
Book Synopsis 100 of the Best Baby Girl Names of All Time by : Alex Trost
Download or read book 100 of the Best Baby Girl Names of All Time written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.
Book Synopsis 100 of the Coolest American Baby Names by : Alex Trost
Download or read book 100 of the Coolest American Baby Names written by Alex Trost and published by A&V. This book was released on 2014-06-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.
Book Synopsis Emily, Jacob and Boniqua: What NOT to Name Your Child by : Danielle Reed
Download or read book Emily, Jacob and Boniqua: What NOT to Name Your Child written by Danielle Reed and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-02-20 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Too trendy, too trashy, too something...ever meet someone with a horrific name and think to yourself what was his mother thinking? She should be slapped! Or, dropped your child off at class only to find 10 little girls with the same name?There is no science to choosing the perfect name for your child, but there is common sense. Emily, Jacob and Boniqua, What NOT to Name Your Child bucks the trends and goes beyond your typical popular name lists and lays out the "rules" for baby naming, such as the Dictionary Test which says, "if you're going to give your child a word name, make sure you know what the word means. For example: Harmony good...TyLenol, bad. Or, why you should avoid "junior" like the plague.Filled with humorous anecdotes, truisms and tested practical advice for new or even experienced parents, this book is sure you keep you laughing all the way to the delivery room.
Book Synopsis The Complete Book of Baby Names by : Lesley Bolton
Download or read book The Complete Book of Baby Names written by Lesley Bolton and published by Sourcebooks. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book examines the history of baby names, provides lists of names based on popular themes, and presents entries that include definitions and variations.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to 40,000 Baby Names, 2nd Edition by : Marcia Layton Turner
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to 40,000 Baby Names, 2nd Edition written by Marcia Layton Turner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-03-03 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Atticus to Zuzu With 10,000 additional names and 50 additional lists (200 total), this latest edition is the most comprehensive guide to naming newborns on the market, and the most fun! With specialized lists, from world leaders to favorite characters from children's literature, biblical figures to Wiccan/ Gothic/Vampire names, Olympic medalists to Nobel Prize winners, plus alphabetized lists for each gender, this guide makes the name game easy, pleasurable, and enlightening. - Approximately 4 million babies born every year in the U.S, and they all need names! - Contains 40,000 names, 10,000 more than The Everything Baby Names Book and 35,000 more than Baby Names for Dummies - Includes 200 specialized lists - even the names that have the best and worst nicknames - which add to the fun of selecting the perfect name
