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You're An Amazing Funeral Director. Keep That Shit Up.

Author : Workplace Wonders
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781693808647
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (86 download)

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You're a Badass Funeral Director Keep That Shit Up

Author : Minute Novelty Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781689153874
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (538 download)

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Download or read book You're a Badass Funeral Director Keep That Shit Up written by Minute Novelty Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-28 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're A Badass Funeral Director Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Funeral Director Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory

Author : Caitlin Doughty
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393245950
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (932 download)

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Download or read book Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory written by Caitlin Doughty and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Morbid and illuminating" (Entertainment Weekly)—a young mortician goes behind the scenes of her curious profession. Armed with a degree in medieval history and a flair for the macabre, Caitlin Doughty took a job at a crematory and turned morbid curiosity into her life’s work. She cared for bodies of every color, shape, and affliction, and became an intrepid explorer in the world of the dead. In this best-selling memoir, brimming with gallows humor and vivid characters, she marvels at the gruesome history of undertaking and relates her unique coming-of-age story with bold curiosity and mordant wit. By turns hilarious, dark, and uplifting, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes reveals how the fear of dying warps our society and "will make you reconsider how our culture treats the dead" (San Francisco Chronicle).

Confessions of a Funeral Director

Author : Caleb Wilde
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062465260
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Funeral Director written by Caleb Wilde and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The blogger behind Confessions of a Funeral Director—what Time magazine called a "must read"—reflects on mortality and the powerful lessons death holds for every one of us in this compassionate and thoughtful spiritual memoir that combines the humor and insight of Smoke Gets in Your Eyes with the poignancy and brevity of When Breath Becomes Air. We are a people who deeply fear death. While humans are biologically wired to evade death for as long as possible, we have become too adept at hiding from it, vilifying it, and—when it can be avoided no longer—letting the professionals take over. Sixth-generation funeral director Caleb Wilde understands this reticence and fear. He had planned to get as far away from the family business as possible. He wanted to make a difference in the world, and how could he do that if all the people he worked with were . . . dead? Slowly, he discovered that caring for the deceased and their loved ones was making a difference—in other people’s lives to be sure, but it also seemed to be saving his own. A spirituality of death began to emerge as he observed: The family who lovingly dressed their deceased father for his burial The act of embalming a little girl that offered a gift back to her grieving family The nursing home that honored a woman’s life by standing in procession as her body was taken away The funeral that united a conflicted community Through stories like these, told with equal parts humor and poignancy, Wilde offers an intimate look into the business and a new perspective on living and dying

"Lyrical Grim Reaper...Street Poet Tales!"

Author : Allen Simmons
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300390042
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book "Lyrical Grim Reaper...Street Poet Tales!" written by Allen Simmons and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-11-09 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS PUBLICATION IS THE STREET POEMS FROM ALLEN J. SIMMONS JR. MY WORDS ARE MY OWN...AND THESE WORDS ARE FROM MY MIND AND SOUL! PLEASE ENJOY MY WORKS!

My Besties 3: The Downfall

Author : Asia Hill
Publisher : Good2go Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1943686785
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (436 download)

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Download or read book My Besties 3: The Downfall written by Asia Hill and published by Good2go Publishing. This book was released on 2016-07-11 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ja'ziya (JuJu) has blood on her hands. At least the law says so. After her best friend Tiki and Aunt Tae are "knocked off" police apprehend Ja'ziya for both murders. But her Eastside Crazy Crew cohorts Dirty E and ReRe know different. They suspect their sworn enemy Lil Man is behind the takedown of their associate. Lil Man wants to destroy the ECC and everyone connected to them. Even going so far as to employ the services of corrupt cops. Now with Ja'ziya's trial looming Lil Man's testimony could put her away for life. But not if Dirty E and ReRe find him first. Nor are they the only ones hunting for Lil Man. So is local gangster Young Meech. Who's seen those closest to him snuffed out at the hands of Lil Man. Meech wants to return the favor before he kills Lil Man, personally. But his vengeance is delayed when tragedy hits close to home, forcing Meech to choose between doing the right thing... and taking his pound of flesh. One thing however is certain, before all the players involved can move forward Lil Man... must die.

Potong: To Care/Cut

Author : Johnny Jon Jon
Publisher : Ethos Books
ISBN 13 : 9811842442
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (118 download)

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Download or read book Potong: To Care/Cut written by Johnny Jon Jon and published by Ethos Books. This book was released on 2023-05-24 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Johnny Jon Jon’s plays, seemingly ordinary events are turned into hauntingly profound exchanges when the individual’s sense of self comes under scrutiny. In Hawa, a new Muslim convert finds herself tasked with overseeing the funeral arrangements of her partner. In Potong, a son is sent away by a mother to return to Singapore to undergo the coming-of-age rites of passage that await him: circumcision and conscription. Deftly alternating between beats of humour and tension, Jon Jon reveals how these characters contend with the paradigms, manifest or otherwise, that shape their existence.

Figuring Shit Out

Author : Amy Biancolli
Publisher : Behler Publications, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1933016469
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Thrill Seeker

Author : Winter Travers
Publisher : Winter Travers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Thrill Seeker written by Winter Travers and published by Winter Travers. This book was released on 2023-10-18 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three years ago my thrill seeking woman walked out of my life and didn’t even bother to give me a glance goodbye. The Kings of Vengeance became my family at a time when I had nothing but a bottle of whiskey and fading memories of a woman I thought I would spend the rest of my life with. Deedra was always looking for the next lead, the next exciting story to catapult her into news anchor stardom. No matter the sacrifice. She never thought her ambitious ways would land her smack dab in the middle of the headlines. Now the Kings of Vengeance and I have to save her before her thrill seeking ways land her six feet under.

Firefly Lane

Author : Kristin Hannah
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429927844
Total Pages : 532 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Firefly Lane written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.

Dead Man's Mayhem

Author : Cyan Deane
Publisher : Mirika Mayo Cornelius
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dead Man's Mayhem written by Cyan Deane and published by Mirika Mayo Cornelius. This book was released on 2012-11-17 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dead Man's Mayhem Wouldn't it be crazy if the people you love try and kill you...but they fail? Then, you show up at their doorsteps when you are supposed to be dead and buried in the grave. This is what happened to Clive in Dead Man's Mayhem. What do you think happens next? Find out when you read Dead Man's Mayhem.

Scenes and Monologues of Spiritual Experience from the Best Contemporary Plays

Author : Roger Ellis
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1480366943
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Scenes and Monologues of Spiritual Experience from the Best Contemporary Plays written by Roger Ellis and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this anthology theater expert Roger Ellis culls together dramatic scenes and monologues that all deal with spiritual experience. From various religious and non-religious perspectives the book explores various aspects of spirituality ä religious faith martyrdom death and afterlife fate and destiny mercy and romantic love. The material comes from contemporary plays by some of the most gifted playwrights ä Arthur Miller Tony Kushner John Patrick Shanley John Pielmeier Tammy Ryan Elie Wiesel Karen Sunde and others. Perfect for high-school through college-age students as well as for actors and general readers this volume contains nearly 100 scenes ranging from comic to serious grouped in five categories: Scenes for a Man and a Woman Scenes for Two Women Scenes for Two Men Monologues for Women and Monologues for Men. In addition to the monologues Ellis includes notes on staging to help actors and directors bring these scenes to life. Some of the plays sourced for this anthology include ÊThe CrucibleÊ ÊDoubtÊ ÊIn the Shape of a WomanÊ ÊAgnes of GodÊ ÊEpic ProportionsÊ ÊOur Lady of 121st StreetÊ ÊAngels in AmericaÊ and ÊAffection in TimeÊ.

The Gentleman's Instant Genius Guide

Author : Tom Cutler
Publisher : Constable
ISBN 13 : 1780330588
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book The Gentleman's Instant Genius Guide written by Tom Cutler and published by Constable. This book was released on 2011-09-22 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who has time nowadays to put in the graft to succeed? And why bother, when the truly important things in life only take a quarter of an hour to master? Here, Tom Cutler proves that following the path to becoming disgustingly rich, stylish, intelligent, thin, happy, classy, successful and a legend in the bedroom need take no longer than it does to cut your toenails, or listen to The Archers. Learn how to become as popular as your dog. Which sports car suits your personality? How to work out the date of your death. Are you a genius? With Tom Cutler's help you will soon find inner perfection and hugely impress your family, friends and work colleagues. From the author of the brilliant A Gentleman's Bedside Book, this is a hilariously funny but deeply practical guide to self-improvement.

Urban Lyrics

Author : Isabella Pizarro
Publisher : Isabella Pizarro
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Urban Lyrics written by Isabella Pizarro and published by Isabella Pizarro . This book was released on 2014-04-29 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feminist, Author, Survivor Of Domestic Violence

The NYPD Red Novels, Volumes 1-3

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316457671
Total Pages : 1200 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book The NYPD Red Novels, Volumes 1-3 written by James Patterson and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 1200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NYPD Red is a special task force charged with protecting the interests of Manhattan's wealthiest and most powerful citizens. Discover the first three books in the New York Times bestselling detective series, from the world's #1 writer. NYPD Red 1 introduces Detectives First Grade Zach Jordan and Kylie MacDonald, new task-force partners and recent romantic exes. Their first assignment is to cover a Manhattan film festival called Hollywood on the Hudson. A Molotov cocktail explodes at a movie premiere, announcing the presence of a killer lurking on "set," scripting an explosive finale that will level New York and Hollywood. Zach and Kylie are called in NYPD Red 2 to Central Park, where a carousel is spinning a murder victim, a woman of vast wealth and even greater connections. Her death is the fourth in a string of shocking murders that has the city on edge, and political and personal secrets of the highest order hanging in the resolution of these scandalous crimes. NYPD Red 3 opens in the townhouse garage of Hunter Alden Jr., where the billionaire businessman makes a grisly discovery. When Alden's teenage son goes missing soon afterward, and his father seems oddly reluctant to find him, Detectives Zach Jordan and Kylie MacDonald find themselves behind the closed doors of New York high society and in the depths of depravity.

Honeypot

Author : E. Patrick Johnson
Publisher : Duke University Press
ISBN 13 : 1478007249
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Honeypot written by E. Patrick Johnson and published by Duke University Press. This book was released on 2019-11-08 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: E. Patrick Johnson's Honeypot opens with the fictional trickster character Miss B. barging into the home of Dr. EPJ, informing him that he has been chosen to collect and share the stories of her people. With little explanation, she whisks the reluctant Dr. EPJ away to the women-only world of Hymen, where she serves as his tour guide as he bears witness to the real-life stories of queer Black women throughout the American South. The women he meets come from all walks of life and recount their experiences on topics ranging from coming out and falling in love to mother/daughter relationships, religion, and political activism. As Dr. EPJ hears these stories, he must grapple with his privilege as a man and as an academic, and in the process he gains insights into patriarchy, class, sex, gender, and the challenges these women face. Combining oral history with magical realism and poetry, Honeypot is an engaging and moving book that reveals the complexity of identity while offering a creative method for scholarship to represent the lives of other people in a rich and dynamic way.

Three Complete Novels

Author : John Sandford
Publisher : Putnam Adult
ISBN 13 : 9780399146510
Total Pages : 732 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Three Complete Novels written by John Sandford and published by Putnam Adult. This book was released on 2001 with total page 732 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three novels feature Minnesota deputy police chief Lucas Davenport as he investigates a kidnapping, acts of revenge by associates of a dead bank robber, and the death of a company chairman whose executives have motive to kill.