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Download or read book Your Mama written by NoNieqa Ramos and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sweet twist on the age-old “yo mama” joke, celebrating fierce moms everywhere with playful lyricism and gorgeous illustrations, Your Mama is an essential Mother’s Day read. Yo’ mama so sweet, she could be a bakery. She dresses so fine, she could have a clothing line. And, even when you mess up, she’s so forgiving, she lets you keep on living. Heartwarming and richly imagined, Your Mama twists an old joke into a point of pride that honors the love, hard work, and dedication of mamas everywhere. A Kirkus Prize Finalist Kirkus Most Joyous Picture Book of 2021 School Library Journal Best Picture Books of 2021 2022 NCTE Notable Books in Poetry 2021 Nerdy Book Club Award Virginia Center for the Book Great Read 2021
Book Synopsis A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man by : Andrew Barlow
Download or read book A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man written by Andrew Barlow and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Authored by two of the funniest twentysomethings writing today, this absurdist take on the oldest joke in the book--the yo mama snap--is warped, witty, ironic, and, frankly, sad in places.
Book Synopsis M Is for Mama by : Abbie Halberstadt
Download or read book M Is for Mama written by Abbie Halberstadt and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mama of ten Abbie Halberstadt helps women humbly and gracefully rise to the high calling of motherhood without settling for mediocrity or losing their minds in the process. Motherhood is a challenge. Unfortunately, our worldly culture offers moms little in the way of real help. Mamas only connect to celebrate surviving another day and to share in their misery rather than rejoice in what God has done and to build each other up in hard times. There has a be a better way, a biblical way, for mamas to grow and thrive. As a daughter of Christ, you have been called to be more than an average mama. Attaining excellence doesn’t have to be unsettling but it will take committed focus and a desire to parent well according to God’s grace and for His glory. M is for Mama offers advice, encouragement, and scripturally sound strategies seasoned with a little bit of humor to help you embrace the challenge of biblical motherhood and raise your children with love and wisdom. Mama, you are worthy of the awesome responsibility God has given you. Now it’s time to start believing you can live up to it.
Book Synopsis Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make a Roux? by : Marcelle Bienvenu
Download or read book Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make a Roux? written by Marcelle Bienvenu and published by Susan Schadt Press LLC. This book was released on 2024-11-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bienvenu to the quintessential Cajun country cookbook. Dubbed the "Queen of Cajun Cooking," Chef Marcelle Bienvenu provides recipes for every season in this well deserved reimagining of the classic Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make A Roux?. Praised by The New York Times as "...having what might be the best-named cookbook in America," Marcelle honors the authentic cuisine and culture of South Louisiana. The lovingly curated family recipes, accumulated over decades, appear alongside hilarious stories of life on the bayou. Featuring a new layout including photographs of recipes, tablescapes, and more by Randy Krause Schmidt set in the Spanish moss-laden Bayou Têche, Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make A Roux? will inspire enthusiasts of Cajun and Creole cuisine with Marcelle's enduring passion for great food and storytelling.
Book Synopsis Save Your Drama for Your Mama by : Charlie Sheppard
Download or read book Save Your Drama for Your Mama written by Charlie Sheppard and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-03 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A practical guide for eliminating Drama from your life, your team and your organization. Accessible to all, the principles described in Save your Drama for Your Mama will not only help you be more successful at work but in every dimension of your life. It is a practical reminder of the power inherent in every one of us to control our own destiny and be a positive influence in the world. If you are a leader who is serious about getting the best from your team members, make this the next book you read. Managing others is never simple, but with the techniques taught here, you are sure to see incredible changes in your company's culture.
Book Synopsis The Zen Mama Guide to Finding Your Rhythm in Pregnancy, Birth, and Beyond by : Teresa Palmer
Download or read book The Zen Mama Guide to Finding Your Rhythm in Pregnancy, Birth, and Beyond written by Teresa Palmer and published by Harper Horizon. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being Zen(ish) is what we call it - and it's the ish that we endorse! Teresa Palmer and Sarah Wright Olsen, two moms from opposite sides of the world, are doing their best to raise happy, empathetic children while working, traveling, and maintaining their sanity. With seven kids between them, the founders of the much-loved Your Zen Mama blog know as well as anyone that motherhood doesn't exist in the highlight reel of life, and that finding even a fleeting semblance of calm among the epic ebbs and flows of parenting is usually all you can hope for. Forget perfection and prepare to get real, vulnerable, and dirty (mostly from guacamole) with Sarah and Teresa as they share knowledge they've collected over the years, from the Your Zen Mama community and expert mentors, as well as being in the trenches of parenthood themselves. In The Zen Mama Guide to Finding Your Rhythm in Pregnancy, Birth, and Beyond, you'll find: Important questions to ask and decisions to make before and during pregnancy Essential guidance from a woman's point of view for conception, pregnancy, and childbirth Nutritional and dietary advice to support the complete health of both mother and baby Practical education about the mother's body before, after, and during pregnancy Science-based methods to promote a mother's healthy body and mind Expert advice from medical professionals, chiropractors, and pediatricians Engaging, accessible advice for every step of the newborn's journey Suggestions and tips for creating a birthing plan Comforting language to address fertility challenges, pregnancy loss, and complicated labor Access to the Your Zen Mama resource guide Whether it's dealing with fertility challenges or pregnancy loss, riding out a long and complicated labor, or juggling multiple kids (and work), these mamas have been through it - and have written this book to help you find your own glimpses of Zen along the way.
Book Synopsis Take Your Mama to Work Today by : Amy Reichert
Download or read book Take Your Mama to Work Today written by Amy Reichert and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coworkers beware—Violet’s here to “help” at the office in this lively picture book that puts a fun-loving spin on the grown-up work world. When Violet visits her mom’s office on Take Your Child to Work Day (or snow days, or school holidays, or babysitter-is-sick days), she is very helpful. She answers the phone (once she stops accidentally hanging up on people!), makes business cards (after adding a snazzy personal touch!), learns how to use the paper shredder (and discovers how to make her very own confetti!), and gives the boss pointers on his presentation. With a little mayhem—and a lot of joy—Violet makes her mark on the office! Whimsical text and effervescent illustrations highlight the indelible spirit of Violet, an adorable character young readers and parents alike will delight in knowing.
Book Synopsis Look Out, Whitey! by : Julius Lester
Download or read book Look Out, Whitey! written by Julius Lester and published by Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 1969 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Mama, You Are Enough by : Claire Nicogossian
Download or read book Mama, You Are Enough written by Claire Nicogossian and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Honest and Revolutionary Guide to the Emotions Moms Feel But Seldom Talk About A few years ago, Dr. Claire Nicogossian began noticing a trend in her therapy room: Mothers are struggling with the challenging and unexpected emotions that surface during their journey through motherhood. In the confines of a safe, judgment-free space, they share about the heavy guilt they carry from losing control and yelling at their children; the crippling fear that they are failing their families; and the exhaustion of juggling work, home, and family. Dr. Claire calls these our shadow emotions. While varying in intensity, our shadow emotions take some form of sadness, anger, fear, embarrassment, or disgust, often a combination. In this breakthrough book, Dr. Claire sheds light on these shadow emotions and provides a path to thriving joy, inner calm, and radiant confidence. Drawing upon her own experiences of raising four children and many years of counseling mothers as a clinical psychologist, Dr. Claire shares practical tips, strategies, and encouragement to help women in all stages of motherhood. By creating new language for the feelings moms experience but seldom talk about—inspired by the groundbreaking work of Carl Jung—this book has the power to create a radical shift in the way we understand and navigate modern motherhood. With Dr. Claire’s guidance, mothers everywhere will discover the deep joy, fulfillment, and inner peace that are already within their reach.
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks
Book Synopsis Just Like a Mama by : Alice Faye Duncan
Download or read book Just Like a Mama written by Alice Faye Duncan and published by Denene Millner Books/Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the heart connection between adopted children and the forever families who welcome them with kindness, care, and unconditional love in this powerful picture book from the author of Honey Baby Sugar Child. Carol Olivia Clementine lives with Mama Rose. Mama Rose is everything—tender and sweet. She is also as stern and demanding as any good parent should be. In the midst of their happy home, Carol misses her mother and father. She longs to be with them. But until that time comes around, she learns to surrender to the love that is present. Mama Rose becomes her “home.” And Carol Olivia Clementine concludes that she loves Miss Rose, “just like a mama.” This sweet read-aloud is, on the surface, all about the everyday home life a caregiver creates for a young child: she teachers Clementine how to ride a bike, clean her room, tell time. A deeper look reveals the patience, intention, and care little ones receives in the arms of a mother whose blood is not her blood, but whose bond is so deep—and so unconditional—that it creates the most perfect condition for a child to feel safe, successful, and deeply loved.
Download or read book Yo' Mama Is So... written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!) -- hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama" -- and all yo' other relatives -- sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So . . . is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey . . . what did you call my mama??!!
Download or read book Ask Your Mama written by Langston Hughes and published by New York : Knopf. This book was released on 1961 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In language bursting with sound and rhythm -- angry, fiercely ironic, funny, and haunting -- Langston Hughes unleashed here a sequence of brilliant jazz poetry that cannot fail to stir even the tone-deaf.
Book Synopsis Talking 'bout Your Mama by : Elijah Wald
Download or read book Talking 'bout Your Mama written by Elijah Wald and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2014 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A game which could inspire raucous laughter or escalate to violence, the dozens provided a wellspring of rhymes, attitude, and raw humor that has influenced pop musicians from Jelly Roll Morton and Robert Johnson to Tupac Shakur and Jay Z. Wald explores the depth of the dozens' roots, looking at mother-insulting and verbal combat from Greenland to the sources of the Niger, and shows its breadth of influence in the writings of Richard Wright, Langston Hughes, and Zora Neale Hurston; the comedy of Richard Pryor and George Carlin; the dark humor of the blues; the hip slang and competitive jamming of jazz; and most recently in the improvisatory battling of rap.
Author :Jenny Kellett Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781530111268 Total Pages :64 pages Book Rating :4.1/5 (112 download)
Book Synopsis Yo Mama Jokes: the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book by : Jenny Kellett
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes: the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book written by Jenny Kellett and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes Following on from the best-selling The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book is Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes, updated for 2017! Cram-packed full of only the best hand-picked yo mama jokes, this joke book for kids is the perfect way to insult momma's wherever you go. You'll feel bad for laughing, but you just can't help it! Included in Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes are all your favorite yo momma joke categories, including: Yo momma is so fat... Yo momma is so ugly... Yo momma is so dumb... Yo momma is so hairy... Yo momma is so stupid... And many more.... Want a taster of what you'll be laughing at very shortly? Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts Yo mama is so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink Yo mama is so dumb when dad said it's chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Seaworld to get baptized Yo mama is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's ...and hundreds more of the best and funniest yo momma jokes! All jokes are clean, so the book is suitable for kids at parents' discretion. So if you're ready to laugh (and maybe even cry!), scroll up and click Buy Now to own the biggest and best yo mama joke book on Amazon!
Book Synopsis Don't Forget to Call Your Mama-- by : Lewis Grizzard
Download or read book Don't Forget to Call Your Mama-- written by Lewis Grizzard and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author writes about his life and relationship with his mother and her fifteen year struggle with the disease scleroderma.
Book Synopsis Yo' Mama's Disfunktional! by : Robin D.G. Kelley
Download or read book Yo' Mama's Disfunktional! written by Robin D.G. Kelley and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2001-01-04 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this vibrant, thought-provoking book, Kelley, "the preeminant historian of black popular culture writing today" (Cornel West) shows how the multicolored urban working class is the solution to the ills of American cities. He undermines widespread misunderstandings of black culture and shows how they have contributed to the failure of social policy to save our cities. From the Trade Paperback edition.
