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Book Synopsis Your Cat's Just Not that Into You by : Richard Smith
Download or read book Your Cat's Just Not that Into You written by Richard Smith and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while youÕve probably made hundreds of excuses about why your catÕs this way, the sad fact isÑyour catÕs just not that into you. DonÕt despair. ItÕs not you. ItÕs your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this bookÑin the ÒI Guess Her Mind Is on Other ThingsÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe She Needs Her Own SpaceÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe He DidnÕt Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian ShirtÓ excuse. TheyÕll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their catÕs I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), KlibanÕs Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wiseÑthis is, after all, from the author of the classic DieterÕs Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. ItÕs filled with insights into the interior life of the worldÕs most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my catÕs punk?
Book Synopsis He's Just Not That Into You by : Greg Behrendt
Download or read book He's Just Not That Into You written by Greg Behrendt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-01-06 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on an episode of "Sex and the City," offers a lighthearted, no-nonsense look at dead-end relationships, providing advice for letting go and moving on.
Book Synopsis Your Country Is Just Not That Into You by : Jimmy Dore
Download or read book Your Country Is Just Not That Into You written by Jimmy Dore and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2014-07-08 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is your brother-in-law concerned about the Estate Tax? Why do millionaire news reporters get everything wrong? Why are blood-sucking teachers bankrupting America? Jimmy Dore, the comedy darling of America's Progressive Left, answers all these questions and more! In this laugh-out-loud collection of essays that are both street-smart and informed, Jimmy sets out to discover what's wrong. Crackling with caustic wit and insight, no aspect of American life is safe from Jimmy's hilarious scrutiny. He gets to the heart of the issues: why Republicans should support gay marriage or why the President shouldn't have Secret Security until the country has gun control, bringing clarity and hilarity to the incoherent noise of our punditocracy. This outrageously entertaining manifesto is an excellent resource for those who have survived long arguments during family dinners. And in a media environment dominated by corporate interests, Jimmy's take-no-prisoners approach is fearless: going after both political parties, and all corners of mainstream news. A David against an army of Goliaths. Equal measures of silliness and spleen-venting, Your Country Is Just Not That Into You is the most oddly uplifting political book of the year.
Book Synopsis Cats Don't Chase Dogs by : Kara King
Download or read book Cats Don't Chase Dogs written by Kara King and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-09-20 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In today's world of online dating, social media, texting, and ghosting, navigating through the treacherous world of dating and relationships has become more confusing than ever. Kara King's controversial dating advice book Cats Don't Chase Dogs discusses how women can use the wisdom of the feline to live an amazing life as a woman, while simultaneously being the type of woman that captivates men and maneuvers through dating and relationships with ease. In this book you'll discover... How to stop being a doormat and start thinking like a goddess. How to influence and persuade men subconsciously. How to present yourself in a way that makes men beg for commitment. How to stop stressing over men and start obtaining quality relationships. How "MANipulations" prevent women from living their best lives and what you can do to escape their grip. How to be the type of woman who encourages a man to be his best self, and how this feminine influence helps change the world for the better! Learn these lessons and more by embracing the wisdom of the feline and applying this wisdom to your life as a woman. Kara King's dating advice books have empowered women around the world by dramatically empowering their lives and relationships by changing the way they think about men and dating... and it can change your life too! DISCLAIMER: This book contains strong language, sexual content, and subject matter that may be offensive to some readers.
Download or read book Cat Daddy written by Jackson Galaxy and published by TarcherPerigee. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat behaviorist and star of Animal Planet's hit television show "My Cat from Hell," Galaxy, a.k.a. "Cat Daddy," isn't what readers might expect for a cat expert. Yet his ability to connect with even the most troubled felines--not to mention their owners--is awe-inspiring.
Book Synopsis It's a Cat's World . . . You Just Live in It by : Dr. Justine Lee
Download or read book It's a Cat's World . . . You Just Live in It written by Dr. Justine Lee and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-12-30 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, the truth about cats is out of the bag! If cat lovers are from Venus, then cats hail from another planet altogether. Mischievous and aloof one moment, affectionate the next, the cat is a confounding creature right down to its question mark of a tail. What cat owner hasn’t wondered what goes on inside that mysterious kitty brain? In this companion to It’s a Dog’s Life . . . but It’s Your Carpet, veterinary specialist Dr. Justine A. Lee answers your questions about all things feline in this entertaining and enlightening guide. An animal lover with two cats of her own, Dr. Lee combines scientific research with irreverent humor to address questions ranging from the common to the offbeat, including: • Do cats always land on their feet? • Can I train my cat to use the toilet? • Do cats have belly buttons? • How do I stop my cat from begging for food at 5:45 a.m.? • Can cats really predict death or cancer? • How can I make my antisocial cat more social? Dr. Lee also shares helpful hints on what to look for in a veterinarian. (Helpful Hint No. 1: Find a veterinarian who owns a cat.) She also reveals what every veterinarian wants you to know about being a smart consumer and pet owner. With tips on dealing with kitty’s more irksome behaviors (yes, she has some), advice on looking out for her health and well-being, and plenty of laughs, It’s a Cat’s World . . . You Just Live in It helps cat owners love and understand their quirky feline companions more than ever.
Book Synopsis 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat by : Molly Katz
Download or read book 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat written by Molly Katz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The modern woman has enough hassles without having to put up with the antics of the man in her life. Why endure another day of snoring, football, and wet towels on the floor? With this hilarious, fully illustrated guide, learn 101 reasons why you should dump your chump and hook up with a cat! So, besides the fact that your man's just not that into you, can he scratch his ear with his foot? Is he adorable when he pounces off the fridge onto your shoulder? Do you get to watch him nudge another man aside and eat his food? And can you improve his mood by tossing a fuzzy mousie for him to chase? Of course not. There; that's four reasons to dump him and get a cat instead! Plus, you never have to remember how your cat takes his coffee. You don't need to pretend to your cat that you haven't had many other cats. And if your cat thinks your friends are hot, so what? For every woman who's had enough of men, 101 Reasons to Dump Your Man and Get a Cat is the perfect gift—chock-full of humor, inspiration, and great advice. Why look for love in all the wrong places when it's right across the room chasing its own tail?
Book Synopsis The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition by : Quasi
Download or read book The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition written by Quasi and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-03-07 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cat classic reissued. Quasi is back with more wit and wisdom for his fellow felines in this expanded version of The World Is Your Litter Box. Disguised as a cute cat book so human cat lovers will buy it, The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition is actually a how-to manual for cats, written by one of their own to help make the lives of all kitties even more pleasant, entertaining and enjoyable than they already are. The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition includes: The original version of The World Is Your Litter Box in its entirety Six chapters from The World Is STILL Your Litter Box The best (and funniest) posts from Quasis blog Smart, meow-out-loud funny and loaded with cattiude, The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition is sure to please even the most finicky cat (and human) readers. Prepare to laugh your tail off! Cover Photo Courtesy Maia Coimbra Cat Illustrations by Prawny Vintage www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com
Book Synopsis The Trainable Cat by : John Bradshaw
Download or read book The Trainable Cat written by John Bradshaw and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller "I have to hand it to Bradshaw and Ellis: Once you suss out their basic cat-training philosophy, their methods totally work." --Slate We often assume that cats can't be trained, and don't need to be. But in The Trainable Cat, bestselling anthrozoologist John Bradshaw and cat expert Sarah Ellis show that cats absolutely must be trained in order to enrich the bond between pet and owner. Full of training tips and exercises--from introducing your cat to a new baby to helping them deal with visits to the vet--The Trainable Cat is the essential cat bible for cat owners and lovers. "I doubt you'll find a more well-informed or scientific book on cats that better shows you how feline thinking works."--Times (UK)
Book Synopsis My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-Boned by : Nicole Hollander
Download or read book My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-Boned written by Nicole Hollander and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful collection of "Sylvia" cartoons.
Book Synopsis There are Cats in this Book by : Viviane Schwarz
Download or read book There are Cats in this Book written by Viviane Schwarz and published by Walker. This book was released on 2008 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When did you last play with cats ... inside a BOOK?! The cats in this book want to have fun, and by turning the pages and flipping the flaps YOU can play their favourite games with them! Tiny, Moonpie and Andre love wool to tangle with, cardboard boxes to hide in, pillow fights ... and fish! But where there are fish, there is also water -lots of it. So who's going to rescue the cats from the giant f1oodwave? You are, of course!
Download or read book Lost Cat written by Caroline Paul and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do our pets do when they're not with us? Caroline Paul and Wendy MacNaughton used GPS, cat cameras, psychics, and the web to track the adventures of their beloved cat Tibia.
Book Synopsis Have You Seen My Cat? by : Eric Carle
Download or read book Have You Seen My Cat? written by Eric Carle and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-06-23 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy encounters all sorts of cats while searching for the one he lost.
Book Synopsis Who Moved My Mouse? by : Dena Harris
Download or read book Who Moved My Mouse? written by Dena Harris and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This self-help guide will empower cats to make the 20 minutes they're awake each day the best 20 minutes of their lives"--Provided by publisher.
Download or read book Feline Philosophy written by John Gray and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of Straw Dogs, famous for his provocative critiques of scientific hubris and the delusions of progress and humanism, turns his attention to cats—and what they reveal about humans' torturous relationship to the world and to themselves. The history of philosophy has been a predictably tragic or comical succession of palliatives for human disquiet. Thinkers from Spinoza to Berdyaev have pursued the perennial questions of how to be happy, how to be good, how to be loved, and how to live in a world of change and loss. But perhaps we can learn more from cats--the animal that has most captured our imagination--than from the great thinkers of the world. In Feline Philosophy, the philosopher John Gray discovers in cats a way of living that is unburdened by anxiety and self-consciousness, showing how they embody answers to the big questions of love and attachment, mortality, morality, and the Self: Montaigne's house cat, whose un-examined life may have been the one worth living; Meo, the Vietnam War survivor with an unshakable capacity for "fearless joy"; and Colette's Saha, the feline heroine of her subversive short story "The Cat", a parable about the pitfalls of human jealousy. Exploring the nature of cats, and what we can learn from it, Gray offers a profound, thought-provoking meditation on the follies of human exceptionalism and our fundamentally vulnerable and lonely condition. He charts a path toward a life without illusions and delusions, revealing how we can endure both crisis and transformation, and adapt to a changed scene, as cats have always done.
Download or read book Cat Person written by KRISTEN. ROUPENIAN and published by Jonathan Cape. This book was released on 2018-05-03 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She thought, brightly, This is the worst life decision I have ever made! And she marvelled at herself for a while, at the mystery of this person who'd just done this bizarre, inexplicable thing. Margot meets Robert. They exchange numbers. They text, flirt and eventually have sex - the type of sex you attempt to forget. How could one date go so wrong? Everything that takes place in Cat Person happens to countless people every day. But Cat Person is not an everyday story. In less than a week, Kristen Roupenian's New Yorker debut became the most read and shared short story in their website's history. This is the bad date that went viral. This is the conversation we're all having. You Know You Want This, Kristen Roupenian's debut collection, will be published in February 2019.
Book Synopsis Me and My Cat? by : Satoshi Kitamura
Download or read book Me and My Cat? written by Satoshi Kitamura and published by Andersen Press (UK). This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy spends an unusual day after awakening to find that he and his cat have switched bodies.
