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You Are Worthless

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789414
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book You Are Worthless written by Scott Dikkers and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful "inspirational self-help" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as "Your Good-for-Nothing Friends," "Your Miserable Job," and "Life: What's the Use". This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as "You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt." Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include: * You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else. * The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it. * As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder. * If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called "Hopeless Role Models from History," including Helen Keller ("I've had it"), and Abraham Lincoln ("The only thing I'm good at is losing").

Tell Me I'm Worthless

Author : Alison Rumfitt
Publisher : Tor Nightfire
ISBN 13 : 1250866243
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book Tell Me I'm Worthless written by Alison Rumfitt and published by Tor Nightfire. This book was released on 2023-01-17 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alison Rumfitt’s Tell Me I’m Worthless is a dark, unflinching haunted house story that confronts both supernatural and real-world horrors through the lens of the modern-day trans experience. “A triumph of transgressive queer horror.” —Publishers Weekly, STARRED review “Easily one of the strongest horror debuts in recent memory.” —Booklist, STARRED review Three years ago, Alice spent one night in an abandoned house with her friends, Ila and Hannah. Since then, Alice’s life has spiraled. She lives a haunted existence, selling videos of herself for money, going to parties she hates, drinking herself to sleep. Memories of that night torment Alice, but when Ila asks her to return to the House, to go past the KEEP OUT sign and over the sick earth where teenagers dare each other to venture, Alice knows she must go. Together, Alice and Ila must face the horrors that happened there, must pull themselves apart from the inside out, put their differences aside, and try to rescue Hannah, whom the House has chosen to make its own. Cutting, disruptive, and darkly funny, Tell Me I’m Worthless is a vital work of trans fiction that examines the devastating effects of trauma and how fascism makes us destroy ourselves and each other. “Ambitious, brutal, and brilliant.” —Gretchen Felker-Martin, author of Manhunt Also by Alison Rumfitt: Brainwyrms At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

You're Worthless and You Know It

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548642310
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (423 download)

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Download or read book You're Worthless and You Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally you'll be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. You're Worthless And You Know It is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Worthless

Author : Aaron Clarey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781467978309
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (783 download)

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Download or read book Worthless written by Aaron Clarey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-12-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Worthless" is the single most important book young men and women can read before they attend college. While teachers, guidance counselors and even parents are afraid to tell you the truth in an effort to spare your feelings, "Worthless" delivers a blunt and real-world assessment about the economic realities and consequences of choosing various degrees with a necessary and tough fatherly love. Don't lie to yourself. And certainly don't waste four years of your youth and thousands of dollars in tuition on a worthless degree. Buy this book and understand why it is important you choose the right major. The book itself could be the wisest investment you ever make.

Worthless, Impossible and Stupid

Author : Daniel
Publisher : Harvard Business Press
ISBN 13 : 1422186997
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (221 download)

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Download or read book Worthless, Impossible and Stupid written by Daniel and published by Harvard Business Press. This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing the global mind-set changing the way we do business. In this fascinating book, global entrepreneurship expert Daniel Isenberg presents a completely novel way to approach business building—with the insights and lessons learned from a worldwide cast of entrepreneurial characters. Not bound by a western, Silicon Valley stereotype, this group of courageous and energetic doers has created a global and diverse mix of companies destined to become tomorrow’s leading organizations. Worthless, Impossible, and Stupid is about how enterprising individuals from around the world see hidden value in situations where others do not, use that perception to develop products and services that people initially don’t think they want, and ultimately go on to realize extraordinary value for themselves, their customers, and society as a whole. What these business builders have in common is a contrarian mind-set that allows them to create opportunities and succeed where others see nothing. Amazingly, this process repeats itself in one form or another countless times a day all over the world. From Albuquerque to Islamabad, you will travel with Isenberg to discover unusual yet practical insights that you can use in your own business. Meet the founders of Grameenphone in Bangladesh, PACIV in Puerto Rico, Sea to Table in New York, Actavis in Iceland, Studio Moderna in Slovenia, Hartwell Metals in Hong Kong and Southeast Asia, Given Imaging in Israel, WildChina in China, and many others. You’ll be moved by the stories of these plucky start-ups—many of them fueled by adversity and, more often than not, by necessity. Great stories, stunning successes, crushing failures—they’re all here. What can we, in the East and West, learn from them? What can you learn—and what will these entrepreneurial stories, so compellingly told, inspire you to do? Let this book open doors for you where you once saw only walls. If you’ve ever felt the urge to turn a glimmer of an idea into something extraordinary, these stories are for you.

A Useless Man

Author : Sait Faik Abasiyanik
Publisher : Archipelago
ISBN 13 : 0914671081
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (146 download)

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Download or read book A Useless Man written by Sait Faik Abasiyanik and published by Archipelago. This book was released on 2015-02-24 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With all the wit and brilliance of Chekhov, a distinctive collection of lyrical stories from Sait Faik Abasıyanık, “Turkey’s greatest short story writer” (The Guardian) Sait Faik Abasıyanık’s fiction traces the interior lives of strangers in his native Istanbul: ancient coffeehouse proprietors, priests, dream-addled fishermen, poets of the Princes’ Isles, lovers and wandering minstrels of another time. The stories in A Useless Man are shaped by Sait Faik’s political autobiography – his resistance to social convention, the relentless pace of westernization, and the ethnic cleansing of his city – as he conjures the varied textures of life in Istanbul and its surrounding islands. The calm surface of these stories might seem to signal deference to the new Republic’s restrictions on language and culture, but Abasıyanık’s prose is crafted deceptively, with dark, subversive undercurrents. “Reading these stories by Sait Faik feels like finding the secret doors inside of poems,” Rivka Galchen wrote. Beautifully translated by Maureen Freely and Alexander Dawe, A Useless Man is the most comprehensive collection of Sait Faik’s stories in English to date.

Customer Satisfaction is Worthless, Customer Loyalty is Priceless

Author : Jeffrey H. Gitomer
Publisher : Bard Press (TX)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Customer Satisfaction is Worthless, Customer Loyalty is Priceless written by Jeffrey H. Gitomer and published by Bard Press (TX). This book was released on 1998 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A nationally syndicated columnist and sales trainer shows how to convert "satisfied" customers into "loyal" customers. Includes real-world techniques, helpful checklists, inspiring stories, and thought-provoking self-tests.

You Are Old

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449418392
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book You Are Old written by Scott Dikkers and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the "New York Times"-bestselling authors of "You Are Worthless "and "Just Give Up" comes an even less-inspiring book for those past their prime, with advice from a sad and seriously inept marriage and family counselor who is one of Dikkers' most hilarious creations.

You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548601928
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning this Anti self-help book is the extremely EXPLICIT version of "You're Worthless And You Know It". If you can't handle harsh language then buy the clean version. With this book you'll finally be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. "You're F#cking Worthless And You F#cking Know It" is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Along the way you'll also be relentlessly insulted. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Resumes are Worthless

Author : Dale Callahan
Publisher : ADC The Map People
ISBN 13 : 9781456496432
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (964 download)

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Download or read book Resumes are Worthless written by Dale Callahan and published by ADC The Map People. This book was released on 2011 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A reference guide for taking control of your professional life to help you maximize your money, time, and fulfillment.

Hey Ref, You Stink!: Finding Your Worth in a Worthless World

Author : Marlon G. Sparks
Publisher : Trilogy Christian Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781647733841
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (338 download)

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Download or read book Hey Ref, You Stink!: Finding Your Worth in a Worthless World written by Marlon G. Sparks and published by Trilogy Christian Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marlon Sparks is known as a man with a passion and a contagious zest for life. He is a Pastor, Worship Leader, Singer/Songwriter, and an International Speaker having spoken in over 30 countries. His powerful message of encouragement and positive motivation has enabled him to speak to churches, sports teams, and various business groups. He is also known as a sports official both on the high school and college level.

Born to Be Worthless

Author : Kevin Solomons
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781481140713
Total Pages : 206 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Born to Be Worthless written by Kevin Solomons and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-05-09 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With new studies revealing that self-affirmation expressions and mantra are not only a thing of the past, but can also do more harm than good for people suffering from low self-esteem, there has never been a more appropriate time to introduce a dramatic new approach to overcoming low self-esteem. By instilling the belief that low self-esteem and emotional pain can be dealt with by understanding its origins, this wonderful new philosophy introduced by Dr. Kevin Solomons guides readers toward education, empowerment, and ultimately, happiness. With this innovative new self-help guide, readers will be able to truly understand the origins of their self-esteem issues so they can finally transcend them. Using concise and easily understandable explanations of complex concepts, Solomons guides readers toward goals by utilizing personal and clinical stories, helpful exercises, and most importantly, the truth behind low self-esteem. Born to be Worthless: The Hidden Power of Low Self-Esteem is an extraordinarily helpful self-help guide that teaches readers the detrimental side of low self-esteem and how to properly fix it. By demonstrating how universal and naturally occurring childhood events directly relate to self-worth, this informative guide explains how it can affect everyone, regardless of their individual circumstances. A fantastic new personal growth guide, Born to be Worthless proves to be a priceless tool in learning to deal with and understand self-esteem. Inspired by a career working with depressed and anxious patients, Born to be Worthless does wonders in benefitting readers everywhere. Written in a simple and straightforward approach, Solomons breaks down complex concepts in a way that the average reader can easily digest. With tremendous influence placed on informing readers, the book ensures that readers understand the complex concepts without having to wade through academic jargon and terminology. By being information-based, Born to be Worthless sets itself apart from the rest of the genre by bypassing the traditional "inspirational" approach in lieu of empowering and educating readers. Furthermore, the guide uses a straight-to-the-point style that gets readers to the heart of the matter and right in the thick of the action relatively quickly. Utilizing personal and case vignettes combined with new original ideas, this invaluable tool truly shines among the rest of the self-help genre. An intimate and serious personal growth guide, Born to be Worthless never loses its approachability. A dramatically different methodology to overcoming self-esteem coupled with an undeniable urge to educate and empower make this fantastic book a truly priceless tool for anyone seeking to further their personal growth.

The Worthless Penny

Author : Greyson Masters
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781791867263
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (672 download)

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Download or read book The Worthless Penny written by Greyson Masters and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming reminder that some things are worth more than all the nickels, dimes, and quarters in the world.

You Can Do Anything

Author : George Anders
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316548855
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book You Can Do Anything written by George Anders and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a tech-dominated world, the most needed degrees are the most surprising: the liberal arts Did you take the right classes in college? Will your major help you get the right job offers? For more than a decade, the national spotlight has focused on science and engineering as the only reliable choice for finding a successful post-grad career. Our destinies have been reduced to a caricature: learn to write computer code or end up behind a counter, pouring coffee. Quietly, though, a different path to success has been taking shape. In YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, George Anders explains the remarkable power of a liberal arts education - and the ways it can open the door to thousands of cutting-edge jobs every week. The key insight: curiosity, creativity, and empathy aren't unruly traits that must be reined in. You can be yourself, as an English major, and thrive in sales. You can segue from anthropology into the booming new field of user research; from classics into management consulting, and from philosophy into high-stakes investing. At any stage of your career, you can bring a humanist's grace to our rapidly evolving high-tech future. And if you know how to attack the job market, your opportunities will be vast. In this book, you will learn why resume-writing is fading in importance and why "telling your story" is taking its place. You will learn how to create jobs that don't exist yet, and to translate your campus achievements into a new style of expression that will make employers' eyes light up. You will discover why people who start in eccentric first jobs - and then make their own luck - so often race ahead of peers whose post-college hunt focuses only on security and starting pay. You will be ready for anything.

Songs for the Suffering

Author : Julia Allspaw
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781735720586
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (25 download)

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Download or read book Songs for the Suffering written by Julia Allspaw and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Poky Little Puppy

Author : Janette Sebring Lowrey
Publisher : Golden Books
ISBN 13 : 0375861297
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book The Poky Little Puppy written by Janette Sebring Lowrey and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One night a puppy,who is always late coming home finds there is no dessert for him. On board pages.

Girl Defined

Author : Kristen Clark
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1493404881
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (934 download)

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Download or read book Girl Defined written by Kristen Clark and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a Culture of Distortions, Discover God-Defined Womanhood and Beauty In a culture where airbrushed models and career-driven women define beauty and success, it's no wonder we have a distorted view of femininity. Our impossible standards place an incredible burden of stress on the backs of women and girls of all ages, resulting in anxiety, eating disorders, and depression. One question we often forget to ask is this: What is God's design for womanhood? In Girl Defined, sisters and popular bloggers Kristen Clark and Bethany Beal offer women a countercultural view of beauty, femininity, and self-worth. Based firmly in God's design for their lives, this book helps women rethink what true success and beauty look like. It invites them on a liberating journey toward a radically better vision for femininity that ends with the discovery of the kind of hope, purpose, and fulfillment they've been yearning for. Girl Defined helps readers · discover God's design for femininity and his definition of a successful woman · uncover the secrets of lasting worth, purpose, and fulfillment · be equipped and empowered to live out a radically better vision for womanhood · gain personal insight through the chapter-by-chapter study guide