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Book Synopsis Yo Mama So Dumb: 250 Of The Best Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes by : Charlie Crapper
Download or read book Yo Mama So Dumb: 250 Of The Best Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes written by Charlie Crapper and published by Yo Mama. This book was released on 2019-01-26 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes Ever Jam packed full of only the best kid friendly and laugh out loud funny yo mama so dumb jokes, this book will have you in stitches. These yo mama so dumb and yo mama so stupid jokes will have you laughing out loud. These yo mama jokes are jokes that you will laugh at until it hurts and we can confidently say this is the largest selection of yo mama so dumb jokes ever assembled in one place. We hope you enjoy these yo mama so dumb gags - our collection of the very best yo mama so dumb and yo mama so stupid jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh at them. Example jokes... Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a wireless network. Yo mama so dumb she took a doughnut back because it had a hole in it. Yo mama so dumb she thinks that a scholarship is a boat full of students. Yo mama so dumb she put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams. Yo mama so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook. Yo mama so dumb she put a battery in water to make an energy drink. There are many, many more Yo Mama So Dumb jokes to keep you laughing until it hurts, so buy this kid friendly (no rude words) Yo Mama joke book now.
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Jimmy Joker and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-22 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 300+ FUNNY YO MAMA JOKES! Get ready to laugh your tail off at these funny and hilarious yo mama jokes! You can be the life of the party and make everyone laugh while using these jokes. You are sure to win any yo mama joke battle! 300+ funny yo momma jokes Hilarious yo momma insults and humor Lots of funny jokes and entertainment Laugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes. All jokes separated into easy to find and convenient chapters: Chapter 1: Yo mama is so skinny... Chapter 2: Yo mama is so fat... Chapter 3: Yo mama is so old... Chapter 4: Yo mama is so short... Chapter 5: Yo mama is so tall... Chapter 6: Yo mama is so poor... Chapter 7: Yo mama is so ugly... Chapter 8: Yo mama is so stupid... Chapter 9: Yo mama is so lazy... Chapter 10: Yo mama is so hairy... Chapter 11: Yo mama is so bald... Chapter 12: More yo mama jokes... DID YOU KNOW? Laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes... Can aid in story-telling Great for conversation starters Improves conversation and social skills Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Jimmy Joker is the newest and best joke teller around. His jokes have made millions laugh worldwide! Whether it is a silly dialogue joke or a side-splitting one-liner, Jimmy Joker always provides a smile with his unique comedy and humor. Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
Book Synopsis Yo Mama Jokes Bible by : Johnny B. Laughing
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes Bible written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-03 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes Bible! 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so skinny... Yo mama is so old... Yo mama is so tall... Yo mama is so short... Yo mama is so stupid... Yo mama is so poor... Yo mama is so ugly... Yo mama is so bald... Yo mama is so hairy... Yo mama is so lazy... Other Yo mama jokes... ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES! Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg's new song! Yo mama is so fat... she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed! Yo mama is so tall... Shaq looks up to her! Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so skinny... when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so short ... you can see her feet on her driver's license! Yo mama is so hairy... that Bigfoot tried to take her picture! Yo mama is so fat... she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad! Yo mama is so stupid... she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth! Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so poor... she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so ugly... she's the reason blind dates were invented! Yo mama is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Yo mama is so bald... you can see what's on her mind! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! tags: yo mama jokes, yo mama, your mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, funny jokes, jokes, joke book,joke gifts, jokes and pranks, jokes and gags, jokes book, jokes for kids, funny jokes for kids, funny jokes, funny jokes for adults, jokes and riddles, funniest jokes, best jokes, good jokes, best jokes ever
Download or read book Yo Mama So Fat written by Charlie Crapper and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Jam packed full of only the best kid friendly and laugh out loud funny yo mama so fat jokes, this book will have you rolling on the floor in laughter. This massive collection of over 250 yo mama so fat jokes will have you laughing out loud that's for sure. These yo mama fat jokes are jokes that you will laugh at until it hurts and we can confidently say this is the largest selection of yo mama so fat jokes ever assembled in one place. We hope you enjoy these yo mamma so fat gags - our collection of the very best yo mamma so fat jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh out loud at these great yo mamma so fat gags. Example jokes... Yo mama so fat she is a map on Call of Duty. Yo mama so fat her only friend on Facebook is McDonalds. Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on her diet pills. There are many, many more Yo Mama So Fat jokes that will keep you laughing until it hurts, so buy this kid friendly (no rude words) Yo Mama joke book now.
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks
Book Synopsis Yo Momma Jokes For Kids by : Ben Runga
Download or read book Yo Momma Jokes For Kids written by Ben Runga and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-22 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for kids and moms with a sense of humor. These Yo Momma Jokes will have everyone giggling. Good humor can be clean and family-friendly too. Yo momma's so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma's so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border! Yo momma's so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. This Yo Momma Jokes For Kids book is the perfect gift idea. Who doesn't love to laugh? It's help the body and the mind. In this book you'll find: 200+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes Clean humor for family-friendly fun Yo Momma So Fat Jokes Yo Momma So Poor Jokes Yo Momma So Skinny Jokes Yo Momma So Ugly Jokes And many more! Get your copy today!
Book Synopsis Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes: 250 of the Funniest Yo Mama Ugly Jokes Ever by : Charlie Crapper
Download or read book Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes: 250 of the Funniest Yo Mama Ugly Jokes Ever written by Charlie Crapper and published by Yo Mama. This book was released on 2019-01-19 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 250 of the Best Yo Mama Insult Jokes Ever Jam packed full of only the best kid friendly and laugh out loud funny yo mama jokes, this book will have you in stitches. These yo mama so ugly jokes will have you laughing out loud. These yo mama jokes are jokes that you will laugh at until it hurts. Some of these Yo mama so ugly jokes you may have heard before, but definitely all of them, and we can confidently say this is the largest selection of yo mama ugly jokes ever assembled in one place. We hope you enjoy these yo mam so ugly gags - our collection of the very best jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh at them. Example jokes.... Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye. Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction. Yo mama so ugly even homeless people won't take her money. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Many, many more funny Yo Mama jokes to keep you laughing until it hurts, so buy it now.
Download or read book Yo' Mama Is So... written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!) -- hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama" -- and all yo' other relatives -- sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So . . . is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey . . . what did you call my mama??!!
Book Synopsis 151+ Yo Momma Jokes by : Lol Funny Jokes Club
Download or read book 151+ Yo Momma Jokes written by Lol Funny Jokes Club and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Yo Momma Joke Book in the World!151+ funny yo momma jokesHilarious yo momma insults and humorHours of funny jokes and entertainmentLaugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes From the best-selling joke book series of the LOL Funny Jokes Club With this MASSIVE collection of funny yo momma jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny yo momma jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. All yo momma jokes are easy to find by each chapter!Yo momma is so fat...Yo momma is so skinny...Yo momma is so old...Yo momma is so short...Yo Momma is so tall...Yo momma is so poor...Yo momma is so stupid...Yo momma is so ugly...Yo momma is so hairy...Yo momma is so bald...Yo momma is so lazy...Other yo momma jokes... Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in story-tellingGreat for conversation startersImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Are you looking for funny and hilarious yo momma jokes? Yo momma is so fat... she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 shows! LOL Yo momma is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince! HAHA Yo momma is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Funny Yo Momma Jokes! Yo momma is so tall... she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon! HAHA Yo momma is so poor... she can't afford to pay attention! LOL Yo momma is so stupid... she sold her car for gas money. Funny Yo Momma Jokes! Yo momma is so ugly... that she scares blind people! HAHA Yo momma is so hairy... you almost died of rug burn at birth! LOL Yo momma is so bald... you can see what's on her mind. LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now! If for any reason you are unsatisfied, there is a 100% money back guarantee! Tags: yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, yo momma joke books, funny yo momma jokes, yo momma, yo mama, yo moma, momma, mother, yo mama jokes, mama joke books, ya mama, ya momma, yo mama, yo mama jokes, yo momma jokes, funny joke, yo mama, yo momma, yo moma, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, yo mama jokes, haha, joke, laugh, laughing, giggle, humor, comedy, yo mama, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, joke club, dirty jokes, adult jokes, funny jokes books, funny jokes, funny joke books, funny jokes, jokes, kids jokes, yo mama jokes, april fools jokes, joke book, joke gifts, jokes for dummies, jokes book, jokes and gags, jokes and pranks, funny joke books
Book Synopsis We Beat the Street by : Sampson Davis
Download or read book We Beat the Street written by Sampson Davis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-04-20 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Growing up on the rough streets of Newark, New Jersey, Rameck, George,and Sampson could easily have followed their childhood friends into drug dealing, gangs, and prison. But when a presentation at their school made the three boys aware of the opportunities available to them in the medical and dental professions, they made a pact among themselves that they would become doctors. It took a lot of determination—and a lot of support from one another—but despite all the hardships along the way, the three succeeded. Retold with the help of an award-winning author, this younger adaptation of the adult hit novel The Pact is a hard-hitting, powerful, and inspirational book that will speak to young readers everywhere.
Book Synopsis I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter by : Erika L. Sánchez
Download or read book I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter written by Erika L. Sánchez and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Book Award Finalist! Instant New York Times Bestseller! The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian meets Jane the Virgin in this poignant but often laugh-out-loud funny contemporary YA about losing a sister and finding yourself amid the pressures, expectations, and stereotypes of growing up in a Mexican-American home. Perfect Mexican daughters do not go away to college. And they do not move out of their parents’ house after high school graduation. Perfect Mexican daughters never abandon their family. But Julia is not your perfect Mexican daughter. That was Olga’s role. Then a tragic accident on the busiest street in Chicago leaves Olga dead and Julia left behind to reassemble the shattered pieces of her family. And no one seems to acknowledge that Julia is broken, too. Instead, her mother seems to channel her grief into pointing out every possible way Julia has failed. But it’s not long before Julia discovers that Olga might not have been as perfect as everyone thought. With the help of her best friend Lorena, and her first love, first everything boyfriend Connor, Julia is determined to find out. Was Olga really what she seemed? Or was there more to her sister’s story? And either way, how can Julia even attempt to live up to a seemingly impossible ideal? “Alive and crackling—a gritty tale wrapped in a page-turner. ”—The New York Times “Unique and fresh.” —Entertainment Weekly “A standout.” —NPR
Book Synopsis 150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes by : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Download or read book 150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes': In this book, you will find: 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes 35+ Silly Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Book Synopsis Minimum Viable Programmer by : Angelina Andrea Cardone
Download or read book Minimum Viable Programmer written by Angelina Andrea Cardone and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-17 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sick of working your dumb job? Why not learn to make the big bucks and start programming for a living? This book aims to give you everything you need to get started in the high profit world of software development. You don't have to be a math genius either.
Book Synopsis Hands Free Mama by : Rachel Macy Stafford
Download or read book Hands Free Mama written by Rachel Macy Stafford and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the power, joy, and love of living a present, authentic, and intentional life despite a world full of distractions. If technology is the new addiction, then multitasking is the new marching order. We check our email while cooking dinner, send a text while bathing the kids, and spend more time looking into electronic screens than into the eyes of our loved ones. With our never-ending to-do lists and jam-packed schedules, it's no wonder we're distracted. But this isn't the way it has to be. Special education teacher, New York Times bestselling author, and mother Rachel Macy Stafford says enough is enough. Tired of losing track of what matters most in life, Rachel began practicing simple strategies that enabled her to momentarily let go of largely meaningless distractions and engage in meaningful soul-to-soul connections. Finding balance doesn't mean giving up all technology forever. And it doesn't mean forgoing our jobs and responsibilities. What it does mean is seizing the little moments that life offers us to engage in real and meaningful interaction. In these pages, Rachel guides you through how to: Acknowledge the cost of your distraction Make purposeful connection with your family Give your kids the gift of your undivided attention Silence your inner critic Let go of the guilt from past mistakes And move forward with compassion and gratefulness So join Rachel and go hands-free. Discover what happens when you choose to open your heart--and your hands--to the possibilities of each God-given moment.
Author :Jenny Kellett Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781530111268 Total Pages :64 pages Book Rating :4.1/5 (112 download)
Book Synopsis Yo Mama Jokes: the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book by : Jenny Kellett
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes: the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book written by Jenny Kellett and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes Following on from the best-selling The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book is Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes, updated for 2017! Cram-packed full of only the best hand-picked yo mama jokes, this joke book for kids is the perfect way to insult momma's wherever you go. You'll feel bad for laughing, but you just can't help it! Included in Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes are all your favorite yo momma joke categories, including: Yo momma is so fat... Yo momma is so ugly... Yo momma is so dumb... Yo momma is so hairy... Yo momma is so stupid... And many more.... Want a taster of what you'll be laughing at very shortly? Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts Yo mama is so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink Yo mama is so dumb when dad said it's chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Seaworld to get baptized Yo mama is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's ...and hundreds more of the best and funniest yo momma jokes! All jokes are clean, so the book is suitable for kids at parents' discretion. So if you're ready to laugh (and maybe even cry!), scroll up and click Buy Now to own the biggest and best yo mama joke book on Amazon!
Download or read book Queen's Hope written by E. K. Johnston and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A peace-loving senator faces a time of war in another thrilling Padmé Amidala adventure from the author of the New York Times best-sellers Queen's Peril and Queen's Shadow! Padmé is adjusting to being a wartime senator during the Clone Wars. Her secret husband, Anakin Skwyalker, is off fighting the war, and excels at being a wartime Jedi. In contrast, when Padmé gets the opportunity to see the casualties on the war-torn front lines, she is horrified. The stakes have never been higher for the galaxy, or for the newly-married couple. Meanwhile, with Padmé on a secret mission, her handmaiden Sabé steps into the role of Senator Amidala, something no handmaiden has done for an extended period of time. While in the Senate, Sabé is equally horrified by the machinations that happen there. She comes face to face with a gut-wrenching decision as she realizes that she cannot fight a war this way, not even for Padmé. And Chancellor Palpatine hovers over it all, manipulating the players to his own ends...
Book Synopsis Promise Not to Tell by : Jennifer McMahon
Download or read book Promise Not to Tell written by Jennifer McMahon and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “McMahon unfurls a whirlwind of suspense...Combining murder mystery and coming-of-age tale with supernatural elements, this taut novel is above all a reflection on the haunting power of memory.” –Entertainment Weekly A woman’s past and present collide in terrifying ways in this explosive debut by New York Times bestselling author Jennifer McMahon. Forty-one-year-old school nurse Kate Cypher has returned home to rural Vermont to care for her mother, who's afflicted with Alzheimer's. On the night she arrives, a young girl is murdered—a horrific crime that eerily mirrors another from Kate's childhood. Three decades earlier, her dirt-poor friend Del—shunned and derided by classmates as "Potato Girl"—was brutally slain. Del's killer was never found, while the victim has since achieved immortality in local legends and ghost stories. Now, as this new murder investigation draws Kate irresistibly in, her past and present collide in terrifying, unexpected ways. Because nothing is quite what it seems . . . and the grim specters of her youth are far from forgotten. More than just a murder mystery, Jennifer McMahon's extraordinary debut novel, Promise Not to Tell, is a story of friendship and family, devotion and betrayal—tautly written, deeply insightful, beautifully evocative, and utterly unforgettable.
