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Book Synopsis Yes... My Retarded Ass Signed Up by : M!Chael Mayhem
Download or read book Yes... My Retarded Ass Signed Up written by M!Chael Mayhem and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title for my novel is taken from a scripture verse out of the book of Revelation. The connection is made by relating that verse to Jeffery Lucas, the main character in The Pretender Lamb. Prior to meeting Jessica Thompson, Jeffery spends most of his early life only pretending to be what others expected of him While he was on a Fall vacation in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee, Jeffery meets and falls in love with Jessica, a school teacher from Madison, Wisconsin. A misunderstanding during the single night they stayed on the summit of Mt. Le Conte leads them into a journey of slopes and grades over the following years of their lives. The hopes and dreams of both Jeffery and Jessica are laid bare as they allow themselves to be completely open with another person for the first time in their lives. Jeffery tells of how he was raised in a small Iowa town and learned at an early age to fend for himself. Jessica tells of how fate had found her still single at thirty, but with a satisfied mind. The Pretender Lamb is a love story bursting at the seams with twists and turns. Its pages are splashed with equal amounts of humor, sadness, faith and hope. Those on both sides of the morality issue will get a chuckle from this story although they may need a good supply of tissues to dab at their tears as well. The Pretender Lamb takes a pass at explaining the experience of dejavu from a Christian point of view. Although the explanation is no more than an opinion, it should provoke some deeper thought on the subject. Anyone who has had heart problems, or known someone that has, will feel a strong tugging at their emotions as they get lost in the lives of Jeffery and Jessica. The Pretender Lamb is a story of failing health and healing, and of broken spirits and those lifted up again.
Book Synopsis A Soldier's Tale of Combating Hangovers by : S.D. Turner
Download or read book A Soldier's Tale of Combating Hangovers written by S.D. Turner and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2020-12-12 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book makes you want more. I simply could not put it down –marvelous storytelling. Aside from being incredibly funny, S.D. Turner honors America’s soldiers past and present. I could easily see A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers being produced into a miniseries.” ̶ MAJ Donald “Captain Hand-grenade” Vandergriff, MA, RFSA, US Army (Retired) A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers: Debauchery Before the Internet is hands-down, the laugh-out-loud military guidebook to life in the U.S. Army in the early 1990s. In his debut memoir, author S.D. Turner brilliantly captures the hysterical side of life in the military. A week after his eighteenth birthday, he finds himself at Ft. Knox, Kentucky, training as an armored crewman aboard the M1A1 battle tank. As a new recruit, the story begins with him running from furious drill sergeants and ends with him running from angry 1800-pound bulls in the twisty, cobbled streets of Pamplona, Spain. Ride along as the author precariously finds himself naked, driving a 10-ton Army truck for his first adventure on Germany’s famed autobahn—all with an overzealous audience of French tour buses! Find out what happens to your drunken hero as he starts a beerfest brawl and almost goes to military prison for following his commander’s orders. It’s a non-stop, wild ride down memory lane that will, at times, have you on the edge of your seat or laughing yourself to the floor. It will definitely have you asking your friends and family more questions about their time in the military.
Download or read book Enlistment written by Paul Bouchard and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It wasn't supposed to be this way. Twenty-six-year-old Jack Boudreau is a struggling stringer reporter out of Bangor, Maine, who suddenly finds himself standing inside a cattle truck with forty other members of his platoon. Forced to enlist in the Army due to financial pressures, Jack heads to basic training in Missouri, with only two duffle bags to keep him company. After completing training as an Army journalist at the Defense Information School, Jack receives orders to report to Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. His new roommate is Specialist Dustin Boros, who has all the qualities of a successful entrepreneur charisma and ambition, endless patience, a willingness to take risks, an eye for talent, and an uncanny knack to schmooze. The only problem is that Boros' business is managing an illegal cash crop of marijuana. When Jack discovers Boros and his cohorts are operating a drug ring, he has no idea that his roommate is creating an elaborate plan to get him kicked out of the Army. In this gripping military thriller, one man must fight to defend his honor amidst corruption and evil and he's under the gun to solve the puzzle before it is too late.
Book Synopsis Growing Up Black In America by : Lisa Noel
Download or read book Growing Up Black In America written by Lisa Noel and published by Writers Republic LLC. This book was released on 2021-11-26 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Growing Up Black in America are the stories of a Black American female with Sickle Cell Disease and her personal experiences with the systemic racism and prejudice I have witnessed and received. It starts from the birth of black children, and the health care system. The teachers, and the school system, the religion we are taught. The police, with their harassment and straight up murders. The justice system, with their school to prison pipeline, and laws written specifically to arrest the black male and separate the black family. The church's that funded the kidnapping of African slaves. And the racist parents that continue to teach this cycle of hatred and judgement of others, generation after generation. We all have our stories, and these are mine. And after hundreds of years, we are still left with the same unanswered question; "What have we, as the black American children of kidnapped African slaves ever do to deserve such hatred?" {AND THIS IS WHY WE PROTEST}
Download or read book A Boy Named Mark written by Michael White and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mark is an eight-year-old boy, and yesterday was the last day of school. Mark is very excited about this summer vacation. This summer vacation is a special one for Mark because his older brother who has been off fighting in the Vietnam War is scheduled to come home this summer, sometime around July. Mark is very anxious to see his big brother, and it being during the summer vacation time makes it even better. Summer vacation for an eight-year-old seems like it will last forever when in fact it only lasts two months. But to an eight-year-old boy, these are days of playing football and basketball and swimming all day long—and not having any homework. This is the first day of summer vacation, and it starts out just like any other sunny day.
Book Synopsis Semper Fight - The Squad Bay Stories by : Rafael Figueroa
Download or read book Semper Fight - The Squad Bay Stories written by Rafael Figueroa and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-08-24 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A group of U.S.Marines from different parts of urban America become friends.They travel the world meet intresting people and begin a world wind of adventures.It in gulfs you in laugter and drama.Then it drags you through a dark side of the military that few are ever exposed to.A gun trafficking, gang affiliated chaos, with money the root of all evil taking over these young Marines souls. Their lives spirl out of control and heads crashing into a wall of explosive corruption. The only way to stay alive is to answer the call of duty, ( Desert Strom ) or face certain death at the bloody hands of South Central, La gang lords.
Book Synopsis When a Gangsta Loves You 2 by : D. Nika
Download or read book When a Gangsta Loves You 2 written by D. Nika and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-30 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After being rescued from a failed suicide attempt and finding love with the Holden brothers, they were finally experiencing a high like none other. That all came crashing down when LaMya finds out the man she considers her soulmate has a secret he has been keeping. At the same time, she gets life changing news. With Ja'Laii missing, she has no one to talk to about it. Traevion has been painting the city red trying to figure out who kidnapped his woman. He refuses to rest until she is brought home and the person responsible pays the ultimate price. In the midst of all this drama, Traevion finds a new realtor and even though he plans to keep it strictly professional, he can't deny the attraction he feels whenever she is around. Will Trahmir's secret be too much for LaMya or will love be enough to make her stay and fix her relationship? Who is responsible for kidnapping Ja'Laii, and will they return her unharmed? Will her absence allow a new woman to come in and steal her man?
Book Synopsis Creepin' Around 3 by : Tabeitha Pollard
Download or read book Creepin' Around 3 written by Tabeitha Pollard and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-06-30 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now they both must pull together before it’s too late; to either bow at Dragon Eddie’s feet, or join sides to take him down and collect their dues. What the both of them seem to forget is that this is not Eddie’s first pistol showdown at dawn, and neither is it the first time that someone has threatened to take away what is most precious to him. When the smoke clears, it’s hard to tell who’s still standing in this old school versus new school battle. If it is the more experienced man who has seen and done all there is to see and do, who wins. If it’s the newcomer who is full of vigor and short of mercy, who wins. It would be nothing short of a pity and a shame if lovesick Cara Mia is caught in the middle and meets an early fate, all in the name of love and peace. That’s what you get when you’re obsessed with a savage and the sworn enemy of your own father. You’re introduced to more troubles than you can bear, and you’re facing a loaded barrel held in the hand of your own father.
Book Synopsis His Imprint My Confidence by : Tanisha Hurd
Download or read book His Imprint My Confidence written by Tanisha Hurd and published by Abbott Press. This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jazzmyn Henderson is an Arizona real estate agent who has just as much sex appeal as determination. Never deterred from getting what she wants in life, Jazzmyn is focused on finding Mr. Right. Unfortunately, her search so far has only led her into the arms of Mr. Wrong. After Jazz and her best friend, Shantay, decide to take a girls trip to Las Vegas, fate leads her straight to the wealthy, genuine, and drop-dead gorgeous, Syllus. While he demonstrates he is more than capable of financing an amazing lifestyle, Syllus keeps it a secret that he has a wife. When his real life is exposed and their relationship turns sour, a heartbroken Jazz returns home to eventually meet sexy Jamaican, Trey, and fall madly in love. But after she is once again betrayed, Jazz must decide whether to practice forgiveness or forge ahead in a world where nothing is certain, especially when it comes to loveand shady business deals. In this contemporary romance, a young woman embarks on a lustful search for Mr. Right that leads her down a path she never could have imagined.
Book Synopsis Rolling Thunder by : Chris Grabenstein
Download or read book Rolling Thunder written by Chris Grabenstein and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being a cop on the Jersey Shore has its ups and downs in a series that’s “far more than a beach-book romp. Taut and satisfying crime fiction” (Booklist). A prominent citizen suffers a heart attack on the opening day of a brand-new boardwalk roller coaster in the seedy seaside resort town Sea Haven, New Jersey. Initially ruled a tragic accident, it isn’t long before there are suspicious hints of foul play—especially after the corpse of a stunning young beach beauty is discovered. Fortunately for mystery lovers, the straight-arrow cop John Ceepak and his wisecracking young partner Danny Boyle are on the case, a detective/sidekick duo critics have compared to Rex Stout’s Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin.
Book Synopsis Alex Aussmen Zero Zero One: Book Two by : Nelson Christian Amador
Download or read book Alex Aussmen Zero Zero One: Book Two written by Nelson Christian Amador and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Turing Machinists by : M.E. Reid
Download or read book The Turing Machinists written by M.E. Reid and published by DCB. This book was released on 2016-06-27 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At seventeen, Del’s world seems to be falling apart. He’s managed his Asperger’s well, has a solid group of friends in his special needs class at school, and even manages to get by among people who don’t understand his brand of communication. But his parents are splitting up, and Del is certain he can save his family. To do it, he decides he needs to live out his father’s dream of musical stardom. He gets together with some of his friends and they form The Turing Machinists, an all-Asperger’s rock band. But they’ll need help – and Del seeks that help in the form of his neighbour, a reclusive rock legend who would rather have nothing to do with the music scene.
Book Synopsis RIPPED and READY by : G. D. Freightman
Download or read book RIPPED and READY written by G. D. Freightman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-04-17 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four Young African American men bonded together by childhood friendships deal with inner struggles of self-acceptance and self-worth as they enter into adulthood. Both Marco and Todd identify themselves as Gay, while D'Andre and Collin reject the title and live on the DL. Their sexualities intertwine constantly and staying true to thy self seems to be easier said than done
Book Synopsis Taking Down a Boss by : Shmel Carter
Download or read book Taking Down a Boss written by Shmel Carter and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2023-11-28 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keena and Kim met in a group home and have been best friends ever since. They both have the mindset of money over men, and they don't play where they lay. They set brothas up and rob them, disappearing without a trace. Keena, the brains of the two, sets up the biggest lick of their lives in Miami. If they can pull this one off, they can retire and live the good life. Peter, who everyone calls Black, is not an easy target. He is different from all the others that they have set up, and Keena is having second thoughts. Kim has a big secret that Keena knows nothing about. Will the secret cost them everything? Watch this riveting story unfold as these Queen City queens take you down a dark path of betrayal, lust, and turmoil on the hot streets of Miami. Will the girls be able to pull this off, or will they die trying?
Download or read book Possum Gallows written by M Dennis Downey and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2014-05-16 with total page 473 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doctor Ben O'Keefe, psychiatrist and Rachel Mint, the rock star of her time known as Rikki to her ravenous fans, are siblings separated at birth and become coconspirators in a freewheeling dash towards destruction as they try to decipher a past that is slippery to the grasp and promises only more heart break and despair. They can run from their parents but cannot hide from that part of them that lies within. In the end they find that having it all means exactly that, for good and for bad.
Download or read book Beautiful Nightmare written by Johnna B and published by Urban Renaissance. This book was released on 2017-06-27 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Raven loves the night life, chasing women, and her next high. Men and women fall under her spell at first sight, but she only has eyes for women. She accepts all shapes, sizes, and forms, for they are mere pawns in her quest to feed her cravings. She has a little secret, though, that could cause catastrophic results for anyone who encounters her, and it could potentially lead her into a sticky situation, but her cravings are too powerful for her to resist. Will her little secret come back with a vengeance? Valencia longs to be loved. All she has is her best friend, Sena, who is there for her through thick and thin. Going home to an empty bed every night is starting to wear thin . . . until she meets Wanya “Kidd” Brown, who quickly sweeps her off her feet. Unfortunately, she insists they can never be together, because even if Kidd has stolen her heart, her body belongs to someone else. A low-key assassin working for the notorious Mr. Jackson, Kidd wants nothing more than to be out of the business. He is smitten with Valencia’s beauty and her caring ways. Just when he thinks he can get out of the game and pursue Valencia wholeheartedly, Mr. Jackson calls in a favor—that rocks his world to the core. Will his heart overrule his loyalty to his boss?
Download or read book Chick written by Christopher Blankley and published by Five Bob Book Mob. This book was released on 2018-04-02 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Their words are like music to his ears. But not in a good way. The doctors call it Harmonic Dissociative Aphasia. Chick calls it hell. To him, everyone, everywhere sounds, as if they’’re talk-singing every word. It’’s enough to drive a guy insane, but it explains the headphones. Chick always wears the headphones, blocking out the noise of the world. They play nothing but silence, keeping the music out, not in. Seven years ago, Chick’’s wife, Beth, vanished. Gone. Some say she left him, moved to Seattle, to manage grunge bands, but Chick knows she was the last victim of the Wild Side Killer, one of half-a-dozen women killedd, up and down the I-5 corridor in the late 80’sEighties. But the Wild Side case has gone cold. The killer stopped in his rampage as suddenly as he began, leaving no clues behind. That’’s why Chick took the job at the county morgue. Forever vigilant. It doesn’’t hurt that his coworkers aren’’t too chatty. Dead silent, even. When the body of a young nurse is brought in, strangled, Chick is the first to realize she’’s a new, fresh victim of the Wild Side Killer. But the police have long since stopped listening to Chick’’s wild theories. Everyone has. Everyone except the young, college dropout, working at the local computer store. She’’s the first person to listen to Chick’’s wild theories in a long time.
