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Book Synopsis World's Funniest Football Quotes by : Nigel Gordon-Johnson
Download or read book World's Funniest Football Quotes written by Nigel Gordon-Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is a great game.The skill and grace of a Johan Cruff, Diego Maradona or Lionel Messi. The ecstasy of that great victory for your team or country. And the agony of defeat or relegation after a hard-fought campaign. Just that alone makes football the world's greatest sport.But the icing on the cake is that footballers tend not to think too much before speaking. This has given us some of the funniest quotes of all time. This book is a collection of the author's favourite players and managers from around the world and his favourite funny quotes. Some real classics that will have you in stitches!
Book Synopsis The Funniest Football Quotes by : James Conrad
Download or read book The Funniest Football Quotes written by James Conrad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-26 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Rugby Quotes by : Crombie Jardine
Download or read book World's Greatest Rugby Quotes written by Crombie Jardine and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2011-11-23 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "e;Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts"e; Henry Blaha. Rugby, the full contact team sport that originated in England in the 19th century, is followed by millions of avid fans the world over. Here is a collection of mostly comical quotes encapsulating the humour of the sport and those who play and follow it.
Book Synopsis Football's Funniest Quotes by : Harry Kaye
Download or read book Football's Funniest Quotes written by Harry Kaye and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Inspirational Quotes by : Catriona Crombie
Download or read book World's Greatest Inspirational Quotes written by Catriona Crombie and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2011-09-12 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of inspirational quotes is designed to uplift and enchant you. Ranging from the Greek philosopher Aristotle to modern leaders such as Winston Churchill and literary wits such as Oscar Wilde, the people cited here offer gentle, wise, humorous or insightful encouragement and wisdom on the subject of happiness and making the most of life.
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Faith Quotes by : James Alexander
Download or read book World's Greatest Faith Quotes written by James Alexander and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2011-12-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Faith: - A complete trust or confidence in someone or something - A strong belief in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual conviction rather than proof - A belief that is not based on proof - A belief in anything as a code of ethics or standards of merit - An allegiance to duty of a person - Being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see... However you wish to define 'faith', it is a very personal thing; the force of life, as Tolstoy said. Faith offers with it the comforts of optimism and hope, goodness and light. It's still believing the best in everyone even when you've seen the worst in some. This collection of faith quotes is designed to uplift and inspire you.
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Philosophical Quotes by : Crombie Jardine
Download or read book World's Greatest Philosophical Quotes written by Crombie Jardine and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whatever you are, be a good one' ... 'I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends' ... 'If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough' ... 'Beware the barrenness of a busy life' ... This collection of philosophical quotes is designed to delight and inspire you. Ranging from ancient Greek and Chinese philosophers, through American presidents, to artists, inventors and modern writers, the people cited here offer calm, insightful thoughts about the larger issues and deeper meanings of the nature of life and reality. We hope that you find this collection both enjoyable and thought-provoking.
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Golf Quotes by : Catriona Crombie
Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Quotes written by Catriona Crombie and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf. Love it or hate it, it's a sport that attracts millions of avid fans from all over the world. Bruce Lansky said, 'Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex -wife...' whereas Buddy Hackett reckoned that, 'Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. This is a wide- ranging collection of quotes from international golfers, golf lovers and observers which we hope you will find amusing and thought-provoking.
Download or read book Own Goals! written by Catriona Crombie and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2010-03-30 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over . . . "e;The tide is very much in our court now"e; Kevin Keegan. "e;I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"e; Chris Turner.
Download or read book The Football Factory written by John King and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-09-30 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Football Factory centres on Tom Johnson, a reasoned 'Chelsea hooligan' who represents a disaffected society operating by brutal rules. We are shown the realities of life - social degradation, unemployment, racism, casual violence, excessive drink and bad sex - and, perhaps more importantly, how they fall into a political context of surveillance, media manipulation and division. Graphic and disturbing, sometimes very funny, and deeply affecting throughout, The Football Factory is a vertiginous rush of adrenaline - the most authentic book yet on the so-called English Disease.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Arsenal Quotes... Ever! by : Gordon Law
Download or read book The Funniest Arsenal Quotes... Ever! written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arsenal players, managers and chairmen have regularly caused a stir with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 of the most entertaining quotes and quips from the world of Arsenal FC.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Gunners fans chuckling throughout the season. "Frankly, I did not see what happened."Arsene Wenger "I've wanted to play in pink boots since I was little."Nicklas Bendtner "The referee was booking so many people I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers."Ian Wright "I've been consistent in patches this season."Theo Walcott "It's hard to be passionate twice a week."George Graham
Book Synopsis How to Be a Footballer by : Peter Crouch
Download or read book How to Be a Footballer written by Peter Crouch and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-09-06 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' - Sunday Times 'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro **A Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year** **Shortlisted for the National Book Awards** **Longlisted for the Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year** You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay £250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We'll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson's assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we?
Download or read book Deep Thoughts written by Jack Handey and published by Sphere. This book was released on 1996-09-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of inspirations for the uninspired, this work offers an antidote to the meaningful muses of the New Age. Designed for the natural born cynic, it contains thoughts on children, literature and losing your keys.
Download or read book The 2,320 Funniest Quotes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-16 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. This uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story—and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 FunniestQuotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile. Laugh until you cry with such words of wisdom as . . . God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. —Robin Williams Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. —Spike Milligan Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. —Oscar Wilde The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! —Homer Simpson When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was “Always.” —Rita Rudner Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. —George Burns
Download or read book Fuzzy Memories written by Jack Handey and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1996 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Handey, the author of the bestseller Deep Thoughts digs deeper into his past, and, to the delight of his millions of fans, more of his humor is coming to the surface. With Fuzzy Memories, Handey shares his preposterous stories from his improbable past, once again putting him in a league of his own.
Download or read book I Am the Normal One written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-28 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jurgen Klopp is not only one of the world's finest football managers but his wacky comments have also made him one of the most entertaining.In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled Klopp's most hilarious quotes and quips from his time with Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "When Dortmund last won here 19 years ago, most of my players were still being breast-fed." "Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket." "Hopefully we'll play better than my understanding of Scouse! It is still pretty difficult for me." "Screw you. I like giving interviews to you as much as having toothache."
Book Synopsis They Think It's All Over by : Frank Worrall
Download or read book They Think It's All Over written by Frank Worrall and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2022-10-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for top-drawer delivery, as You're Havin' a Laugh laces up its boots and races up the wing to bend in cross after cross of perfect football banter, including... the funny: 'I love Blackpool; we're very similar - we both look better in the dark' - Ian Holloway the plain stupid: 'Whichever team scores more goals usually wins' - Michael Owen and the genuinely deranged: 'It's not fair to say Lee Bowyer's a racist; he'd stamp on anyone's head' - Rodney Marsh ...to tell the story of the beautiful game, through the hilarious (sometimes intentionally, sometimes not) words, actions and (mis)behaviours of your favourite players, managers, commentators and pundits. It is the perfect gift for lads and dads, plus football fans of all teams, everywhere and anywhere. Back of the net!
