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Publisher : Dial Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (97 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? written by and published by Dial Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top illustrators present their answers to the classic question about why the chicken crossed the road.
Author : Jane Yolen
Publisher : Simon Spotlight
ISBN 13 : 1534481605
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (344 download)
Download or read book Interrupting Cow and the Chicken Crossing the Road written by Jane Yolen and published by Simon Spotlight. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From critically acclaimed and prolific author Jane Yolen comes a hilarious Level 2 Ready-to-Read. Get ready for the Interrupting Cow to meet the Chicken Crossing the Road! Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it to get to the other side...or was there more to the story? Read this hilarious book and see what happens when the Interrupting Cow meets the famous Chicken Crossing the Road!
Author : David Goldwich
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789810584337
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (843 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? written by David Goldwich and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Andrew Lawler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476729913
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Cross the World? written by Andrew Lawler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-12-02 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Veteran journalist Andrew Lawler delivers a “fascinating and delightful…globetrotting tour” (Wall Street Journal) with the animal that has been most crucial to the spread of civilization—the chicken. In a masterful combination of historical sleuthing and journalistic adventure, veteran reporter Andrew Lawler “opens a window on civilization, evolution, capitalism, and ethics” (New York) with a fascinating account of the most successful of all cross-species relationships—the partnership between human and chicken. This “splendid book full of obsessive travel and research in history” (Kirkus Reviews) explores how people through the ages embraced the chicken as a messenger of the gods, an all-purpose medicine, an emblem of resurrection, a powerful sex symbol, a gambling aid, a handy research tool, an inspiration for bravery, the epitome of evil, and, of course, the star of the world’s most famous joke. Queen Victoria was obsessed with the chicken. Socrates’s last words embraced it. Charles Darwin and Louis Pasteur used it for scientific breakthroughs. Religious leaders of all stripes have praised it. Now neuroscientists are uncovering signs of a deep intelligence that offers insights into human behavior. Trekking from the jungles of southeast Asia through the Middle East and beyond, Lawler discovers the secrets behind the fowl’s transformation from a shy, wild bird into an animal of astonishing versatility, capable of serving our species’ changing needs more than the horse, cow, or dog. The natural history of the chicken, and its role in entertainment, food history, and food politics, as well as the debate raging over animal welfare, comes to light in this “witty, conversational” (Booklist) volume.
Author : Desi Northup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781493517114
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (171 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 2 written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of the best chicken jokes ever told. It, also, offers a number of possible answers to one of life's most probing questions of all time---Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? These books are great gifts for any and all occasions. Great gifts for birthday presents, Christmas, Mothers and Father's Day and are even better gifts when there really is No occasion at all. These KID FRIENDLY Comic Books are the most entertaining books you'll find on the market today. Laughs and chuckles from the first page to the last in a cartoon driven style. Colorful cartoon artwork is paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on every page. All books can be ordered either in black and white or in Full Living Color! Look for an asterisk* and color logo on front cover of each book. Other books, after you've seen the first few pages, you've seen it all. These comic books are real page turners. Every page is new and different, and...OH! Did I mention --- entertaining!!!
Author : Eric Geron
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 1536225576
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (362 download)
Download or read book Poultrygeist written by Eric Geron and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a debut picture-book author and a #1 New York Times best-selling illustrator, a wry take on "Why did the chicken cross the road?” that gives a whole new meaning to “the Other Side.” Cock-a-doodle-BOO! It’s punny. It’s spooky. It’s a meta picture book that puts a fresh spin on an old joke and elevates chicken comedy to ghastly new levels. A little spring chicken crosses the road but quickly gets flattened under a semitruck. The barnyard beasts who’ve gone before break the news: now that Chicken’s fried—dispatched to the Other Side—Chicken has a job, an unwanted job, as a noisy troublemaking ghost. This fowl may be weak in the beak, but Chicken knows that scaring people isn’t nice. There is such a thing as a friendly ghost, after all—isn’t there? Loaded with laughs and shivers, this Halloween-ready treat features ghoulishly funny art by the illustrator of the #1 New York Times best-selling Bad Seed series. Let the haunting begin! No chickens were harmed in the making of this book.
Author : Paul Schwartz
Publisher : Mascot Books
ISBN 13 : 9781645434115
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (341 download)
Download or read book Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road? written by Paul Schwartz and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chicken wants to cross the road. His friends on the other side eat popsicles for lunch, play Duck Duck Goose and invite him to join the fun. But Chicken's fears hold him back, fears that are magnified by his parents, who screech and cluck their warnings about the hazards of crossing. Will Chicken overcome his fears? In the end, his pluck and ingenuity take the story to a smart and satisfying free-range conclusion.
Author : Alexander Smith
Publisher : Floris Books
ISBN 13 : 1782500294
Total Pages : 127 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (825 download)
Download or read book Attack of the Giant Robot Chickens written by Alexander Smith and published by Floris Books. This book was released on 2014-02-13 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the chicken cross the road? TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! The city of Aberdeen is being terrorised by giant robot chickens who want to peck out every last sign of human resistance. The streets are empty, the adults have vanished - and those left behind are fighting for survival. Jesse and his friends are desperate to save their families and stop the feathered fiends. They hatch a master plan ... but can a gang of kids REALLY defeat an army of angry robot chickens? A hilarious, weird and wonderful adventure from a cracking new author.
Author : Mark Millman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780976960409
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (64 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Really Cross the Road? written by Mark Millman and published by . This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Takes an age-old joke and adds a twist This work allows you imagine how all of your favourite celebrities and famous people - from Aristotle to Bob Dylan to Jay Leno - would have answered this question.
Author : Charles Wheelan
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393324869
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (933 download)
Download or read book Naked Economics: Undressing the Dismal Science written by Charles Wheelan and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2003-09-17 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seeks to provide an engaging and comprehensive primer to economics that explains key concepts without technical jargon and using common-sense examples.
Author : Kathi Linz
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547349874
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (473 download)
Download or read book Chickens May Not Cross the Road and Other Crazy(But True) Laws written by Kathi Linz and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2007-12-28 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is against the law in Brooklyn, New York, for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs. In Idaho you are not allowed to fish while sitting on a giraffe. In California you must not keep slugs as pets. Yes, it’s the law—says so right on the state or city books. Some of the most ludicrous laws in the history of our country come to light in this funny and fascinating book for young citizens . . . citizens who have a special appreciation for the tyranny of silly rules.
Author : Jim Dewar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781760159276
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (592 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? written by Jim Dewar and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side? To prove he wasn't chicken? Someone was egging him on? The story behind everyone's favourite joke is finally revealed. (It'll quack you up!)
Author : Paolo Agnoli
Publisher : Armando Editore
ISBN 13 : 9788883581601
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (816 download)
Download or read book Why did the chicken cross the road? Ovvero funny tales, true stories, curious news, valuable information, trivia, quotes, famous phrases, jokes and like... written by Paolo Agnoli and published by Armando Editore. This book was released on 2001 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Larry Murdock
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0615180183
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (151 download)
Download or read book Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? written by Larry Murdock and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-02-23 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of essays on outmoded phrases and words we still use in everyday speech, told with the help of childhood memories, bits of Midwestern history, and liberal dashes of humor.
Author : Tom Angleberger
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 1536228826
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (362 download)
Download or read book Two-Headed Chicken written by Tom Angleberger and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a hilarious, absurdist romp by New York Times best-selling creator Tom Angleberger, a two-headed chicken races across the multiverse to escape a hungry moose. Anything is possible in the multiverse, including a madcap adventure starring a plucky two-headed chicken. But look out—there’s a chicken-hungry moose in pursuit! In this fourth wall–breaking graphic novel, our double-headed hero is chased through dozens of bizarre universes, from an ocean planet with a disturbing mermoose (that you can never unsee) to a world where chickens drive cars, and even to a land covered with . . . pizza sauce? With each BZOOP! of the universe-hopping Astrocap, the only thing to expect is the unexpected. Packed with jokes, quizzes, and games, the two-headed chicken’s wacky escapades will remind readers of such favorites as Dog Man and CatStronauts. Absurdist superstar Tom Angleberger makes his original graphic novel debut with this lightning-fast caper that will have readers laughing out loud and eager for each new page.
Author : Karen Kelsky
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0553419420
Total Pages : 450 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (534 download)
Download or read book The Professor Is In written by Karen Kelsky and published by Crown. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive career guide for grad students, adjuncts, post-docs and anyone else eager to get tenure or turn their Ph.D. into their ideal job Each year tens of thousands of students will, after years of hard work and enormous amounts of money, earn their Ph.D. And each year only a small percentage of them will land a job that justifies and rewards their investment. For every comfortably tenured professor or well-paid former academic, there are countless underpaid and overworked adjuncts, and many more who simply give up in frustration. Those who do make it share an important asset that separates them from the pack: they have a plan. They understand exactly what they need to do to set themselves up for success. They know what really moves the needle in academic job searches, how to avoid the all-too-common mistakes that sink so many of their peers, and how to decide when to point their Ph.D. toward other, non-academic options. Karen Kelsky has made it her mission to help readers join the select few who get the most out of their Ph.D. As a former tenured professor and department head who oversaw numerous academic job searches, she knows from experience exactly what gets an academic applicant a job. And as the creator of the popular and widely respected advice site The Professor is In, she has helped countless Ph.D.’s turn themselves into stronger applicants and land their dream careers. Now, for the first time ever, Karen has poured all her best advice into a single handy guide that addresses the most important issues facing any Ph.D., including: -When, where, and what to publish -Writing a foolproof grant application -Cultivating references and crafting the perfect CV -Acing the job talk and campus interview -Avoiding the adjunct trap -Making the leap to nonacademic work, when the time is right The Professor Is In addresses all of these issues, and many more.
Author : Gail Damerow
Publisher : Storey Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1603425616
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (34 download)
Download or read book The Chicken Encyclopedia written by Gail Damerow and published by Storey Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From addled to wind egg and crossed beak to zygote, the terminology of everything chicken is demystified in The Chicken Encyclopedia. Complete with breed descriptions, common medical concerns, and plenty of chicken trivia, this illustrated A-to-Z reference guide is both informative and entertaining. Covering tail types, breeding, molting, communication, and much more, Gail Damerow provides answers to all of your chicken questions and quandaries. Even seasoned chicken farmers are sure to discover new information about the multifaceted world of these fascinating birds.
