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Download or read book The Fey written by Claudia Hall Christian and published by Cook Street Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Released from Walter Reed Hospital, Sergeant Alexandra Hargreaves settles in her hometown of Denver, Colorado. With her family and friends close, and her enemies closer, she strives to collect the pieces of her shattered life.
Book Synopsis Where's Unimportant by : Daniel Shortell
Download or read book Where's Unimportant written by Daniel Shortell and published by Daniel Shortell. This book was released on 2011-05-02 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Where's the Next Shelter? by : Gary Sizer
Download or read book Where's the Next Shelter? written by Gary Sizer and published by Gary Sizer. This book was released on 2015-11-08 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Dude, Where's My Walking Stick? by : Kevin Moore
Download or read book Dude, Where's My Walking Stick? written by Kevin Moore and published by Kevin Moore. This book was released on 2021-01-28 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for the out-of-the-ordinary adventure "Dude, Where's My Walking Stick?" Follow in the footsteps of Kevin Moore, an ordinary guy with an extraordinary spirit, as he embarks on a hilariously ill-prepared journey to conquer the rugged South Island section of New Zealand's legendary Te Araroa Trail. With little more than a backpack full of worn-out equipment, a few party favours and a hearty dose of determination, he's about to redefine what it means to take a walk on the wild side. In a world of meticulously planned treks and seasoned hikers, Kevin's quest is refreshingly unconventional. Armed with his trusty companion “Richard,” a sense of humour and sheer audacity, he tackles this challenging trail with a "just wing it" attitude. The results? Equal parts comedy and inspiration. From bewildering encounters with native wildlife to side-splitting misadventures with the incredible people he meets along the way, Kevin's journey is a laugh-out-loud rollercoaster ride through the unbelievably gorgeous landscapes of Aotearoa. But beneath the humour lies a deeper story of human resilience. The impulsive decision to undertake this gruelling 1304-kilometre journey was born from the sudden loss of his mother. The unwavering power of determination, the camaraderie forged with newfound friends, and the unexpected beauty of New Zealand's untamed wilderness serve as guiding lights, leading Kevin through the long pathway of his grief. "Dude, Where's My Walking Stick?" is not just a travel memoir; it's a testament to the enduring human spirit. Through Kevin's escapades and mishaps, you'll discover that sometimes, the most memorable journeys are the ones where you have no idea what you're doing. You'll be inspired to embrace spontaneity, break free from your comfort zone, and tackle life's challenges head-on. Whether you're an avid hiker, an armchair adventurer, or simply looking for a great read that will make you smile, "Dude, Where's My Walking Stick?" is the book you've been waiting for. It's a hilarious, heartwarming, and unforgettable tale of one man's audacious quest to conquer nature, himself, and the unknown. Join Kevin as he blazes through New Zealand’s long-distance trail, one misstep at a time, and discover that sometimes, the best adventures happen when you have no clue what you are doing. Grab your copy today, and get ready to laugh, cheer, and be inspired by "Dude, Where's My Walking Stick?"
Book Synopsis Performance Anomalies by : Victor Robert Lee
Download or read book Performance Anomalies written by Victor Robert Lee and published by Perimeter Six Press. This book was released on 2013-01-15 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Victor Robert Lee's provocative literary spy novel Performance Anomalies launches a protagonist, partly of Chinese and Russian origin, to rival the most memorable espionage heroes. Cono 7Q is a startling young man of haunting heritage who has been gifted - or cursed - with an accelerated nervous system. An orphan and a loner, he acts as a freelance clandestine agent, happy to use his strange talents in the service of dubious organizations and governments - until, in Kazakhstan, on a personal mission to rescue a former lover, he is sucked into a deadly maelstrom of betrayal that forces him to question all notions of friendship and allegiance. Relevant to our geopolitical times, Performance Anomalies tracks the expansion of Beijing's imperial reach into Central Asia, and the takeover of corruption-riddled Kazakhstan. Cono 7Q's main adversary is a brutal Beijing agent whose personality has been twisted by the Cultural Revolution's devastation of his family. Performance Anomalies travels from Brazil and Stanford to Kazakhstan and the Tian Shan mountains, covering an engrossing emotional landscape set against the backdrop of an emerging new cold war between America and both China and Russia.
Author :Paul Sheckler Publisher :AuthorHouse ISBN 13 :145674240X Total Pages :311 pages Book Rating :4.4/5 (567 download)
Download or read book written by Paul Sheckler and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-04 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Lost Son written by Eric Leclere and published by Alibi Books. This book was released on 1999 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Changing Lanes written by Winter Travers and published by Winter Travers. This book was released on 2021-05-29 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bristol lives a simple life. Work a few days a month and relax the rest. Now her world is turned upside down by one handsome biker who wants more. So much more.
Book Synopsis Toiletpaper. Ediz. Inglese by : Maurizio Cattelan
Download or read book Toiletpaper. Ediz. Inglese written by Maurizio Cattelan and published by Damiani. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Toiletpaper' comprises startling photographs colliding commercial photography with twisted narrative tableaux and surrealistic imagery.
Download or read book Lovesick written by Jake Coburn and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-06-14 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted’s drunk-driving accident has ruined his life. it cost him his basketball scholarship, ended his plans for college, and forced him into AA. but just when ted has resigned himself to his new life, Michael appears. the wealthy father of a bulimic Manhattan rich girl has a tempting proposition. He has agreed to pay for ted’s college tuition, but there’s one catch. ted has to secretly keep tabs on his benefactor’s daughter, erica. A seemingly simple task, with only one minor problem: ted never expected to fall in love.
Download or read book I Loved You More written by Tom Spanbauer and published by Hawthorne Books. This book was released on 2014-03-17 with total page 469 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Spanbauer’s first novel in seven years is a love story triangle akin to The Marriage Plot and Freedom, only with a gay main character who charms gays and straights alike. I Loved You More is a rich, expansive tale of love, sex, and heartbreak, covering twenty-five years in the life of a striving, emotionally wounded writer. In New York, Ben forms a bond of love with his macho friend and foil, Hank. Years later in Portland, a now ill Ben falls for Ruth, who provides the care and devotion he needs, though they cannot find true happiness together. Then Hank reappears and meets Ruth, and real trouble starts. Set against a world of struggling artists, the underground sex scene of New York in the 1980s, the drab, confining Idaho of Ben’s youth, and many places in between, I Loved You More is the author’s most complex and wise novel to date.
Book Synopsis The Sultry Climate by : Emil Di Vago
Download or read book The Sultry Climate written by Emil Di Vago and published by MUFF DIRECT. This book was released on 2003 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Highlander Heat written by Laureen Hanley and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-11-30 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lily, a girl with nothing to lose, is trying to keep up with the men using her. Deciding to turn the tables, she is caught in a web of deceit and a dangerous game she can barely keep up with. When her friend, Terrie, suggests a weekend of partying and fun, Lily eagerly agrees. But soon after reaching their destination, the girls realize that the weekend of fun is turning into a nightmare from Hell. As everything starts spiraling out of control, the girls find themselves transported back in time to 1500 Scotland. Captured by men, Lily must learn to trust the one man, Max, a Highlander warrior, who holds the key for them to return back to their own time. It doesn't take Lily long to start falling in love with Max. However, she soon learns that she is not the only one after his heart when she finds herself caught in a cat and mouse game with those around her. When Lily enters his life, he will go to any lengths to possess her. With Max's ever looming hand-fast approaching will he be willing to defy his family and clan to keep her? Or will she just become another trophy in a long line of conquests. With all the odds against her, will Lily be able to win the heart of her Highlander, or will the game she's been trying to keep up with destroy her and her heart for good?
Download or read book Last Night written by Sven Popović and published by Deep Vellum Publishing. This book was released on 2024-11-26 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Candid and unfettered, Sven Popović’s Last Night is a playfully existential meditation on youth and the search for the self. Acclaimed in his native Croatia, Popović’s unique blend of intimacy and contemplation has garnered him a following in the alternative literary scene of Zagreb—and beyond. With an intellectualism that never takes itself too seriously, an unaffected fluidity of form, and a keen eye for the smallest, strangest moments that color our lives, his stories weave an offbeat tapestry of urban life. Last Night is the first short story collection from Sven Popović, whose writing was previously featured in Dalkey Archive Press’s Best European Fiction 2017, and his first full work to be released in English. Slickly translated by Vinko Zgaga, Popović’s sometimes-dreamlike, sometimes-conversational vignettes offer a shrewd, original outlook on life’s absurdities.
Book Synopsis Glory Whispers & The Monkey by : Sonya Hale
Download or read book Glory Whispers & The Monkey written by Sonya Hale and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These two plays - the winners of Synergy Theatre Project's Prison Writing Competition - tell the tense but often funny stories of drug users and the stress their habits place on their relationships. In Glory Whispers, we see Mina visited by Glory after many years away. Hopeful of seeing Glory's little boy, Mina overlooks Glory's drinking and possible drug use. But when Mina's boyfriend Jonno returns unexpectedly, the troubles and pressures of their relationships see the illusion fall away. The Monkey sees Terry on a rampage trying to reclaim the £500 his friend Alan (aka 'Thick-Al') owes him. Terry's unpredictability, the result of an accident many years before, drives the piece in dark, violent but often hilarious and unexpected ways. These plays were published to coincided with a 2017 production at Theatre503, London, by Synergy Theatre Company.
Book Synopsis My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition) by : Kevin Smith
Download or read book My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition) written by Kevin Smith and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 785 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW UPDATED WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ OF MAKING ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! Anything but boring, Kevin Smith shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way! Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life… well, not always dull. In between watching his TiVo, he manages to make and release Clerks II, relate the story of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes’ heroin addiction... and get caught stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds. Thrown in are his views on the perils of strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and so much more! Adults Only!
Book Synopsis Soldier Tales - Reloaded by : John O'Brien
Download or read book Soldier Tales - Reloaded written by John O'Brien and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2017-12-05 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Soldier Tales - Reloaded By: John O’Brien Based on the true stories of author John O’Brien’s service in the Irish Defence Forces, these ten tales are a laugh-out-loud comedy of errors bursting with brilliant dialogue, ridiculous antics, and an unforgettable cast of hapless soldiers making the best of the humdrum routine of military life. From the mystery of the Sarge’s missing steak to the case of the Inexplicable Coffee to the epic bollix of the villa party in the final tale—and plenty in between—Soldier Tales: Reloaded is a hilarious collection of military farce in the vein of Catch-22, a book that will keep you laughing from the first page to the very last.
