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What Would Susie Say?

Author : Susie Essman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439150176
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book What Would Susie Say? written by Susie Essman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY?, Susie Essman sheds the crasser layers to reveal how she went from an anxiety-ridden, struggling stand-up comic to being one of the funniest women on television, playing Susie Greene on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. Emerging as one of the most successful performers in her field, Essman goes behind the scenes of a life in comedy with her funny cohorts, including Joy Behar, Rodney Dangerfield, and, of course, Jeff Garlin and Larry David, while also providing sidesplittingly funny wisdom on a range of topics that she's highly unqualified to expound upon, including men, sports, hypochondria, and stepparenthood. WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY ABOUT... MARRIAGE? "It took me a long time to find the man I was willing to commit myself to. Even the word commit is troublesome. One is committed to a mental institution." MEN WITH DOGS? "As a dog lover, I've researched many different breeds and I've begun to realize that you can tell a lot about a person by what breed of dog they choose to associate with. A bit self-conscious about your cellulite? A guy with a shar-pei is for you. They're hard to find, but cheaper than lipo." THE BEAUTY OF MENOPAUSE? "I guess I just have to accept the fact that I'm going to end up a bald, fat, sweaty, irritable woman with a dry vagina and a full beard who never sleeps and has memory loss so I won't even be able to remember how hot I used to look!" STEPPARENTHOOD? "My mother used to tell me 'you can't buy your kids' love.' Bullshit. You can, and it's exponential. They're like Russian mail-order brides -- the more you spend, the more they love you." WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY? is Essman's irreverent, refreshingly candid, and hilarious retort to the dubious facts of life that we all face.

I Wish I Could Say I Was Sorry

Author : Susie Kelly
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780993092220
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (922 download)

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Download or read book I Wish I Could Say I Was Sorry written by Susie Kelly and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-30 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The much-loved travel writer recalls a 1950s childhood in post-war London's every shade of grey and the splendours of Africa as, with her glamorous mother and father, Susie boards a ship bound for exotic, technicolor Kenya. Then its final decade as a colony, Kenya was peopled with larger-than-life characters who had helped to forge its identity. There, with the threats of the Mau Mau uprising ever-present, Susie's life disintegrates at break-neck speed into a web of jealousy, rejection and casual cruelty. Each time it seems things cannot get any worse, they do as Susie lifts the lid on her own, often shocking, behavior in her quest to protect herself and those she loves. Rebellious, lonely and self-destructive, it is a small grey pony named Cinderella who saves Susie from herself and brings her the love she craves. Readers will shed a tear at her losses and laugh at her predicaments in this sometimes hilarious, often heartbreaking, true story that gives a moving and often shocking insight in to the earlier life of the bestselling travel writer famed for her humor and her honesty. "A Child Called 'It' meets Out of Africa in this stunning memoir of a woman's 1950s childhood in Kenya. Filled with candid humor and insights, this authentic tale captures one woman's incredible coming-of-age journey." BookBub

Susie B. Won't Back Down

Author : Margaret Finnegan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1534496378
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (344 download)

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Download or read book Susie B. Won't Back Down written by Margaret Finnegan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fifth-grader Susan "Susie B." Babuszkiewicz finds that running for Student Council is complicated, especially after learning that her hero, Susan B. Anthony, was not as heroic as she thought. Told through a series of letters from Susie to Susan."--Provided by publisher.

White Ivy

Author : Susie Yang
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982100613
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book White Ivy written by Susie Yang and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A truly addictive read” (Glamour) about how a young woman’s crush on a privileged former classmate becomes a story of love, lies, and dark obsession, offering stark insights into the immigrant experience, as it hurtles to its electrifying ending in this “twisty, unputdownable, psychological thriller” (People). Ivy Lin is a thief and a liar—but you’d never know it by looking at her. Raised outside of Boston, Ivy’s immigrant grandmother relies on Ivy’s mild appearance for cover as she teaches her granddaughter how to pilfer items from yard sales and second-hand shops. Thieving allows Ivy to accumulate the trappings of a suburban teen—and, most importantly, to attract the attention of Gideon Speyer, the golden boy of a wealthy political family. But when Ivy’s mother discovers her trespasses, punishment is swift and Ivy is sent to China, and her dream instantly evaporates. Years later, Ivy has grown into a poised yet restless young woman, haunted by her conflicting feelings about her upbringing and her family. Back in Boston, when Ivy bumps into Sylvia Speyer, Gideon’s sister, a reconnection with Gideon seems not only inevitable—it feels like fate. Slowly, Ivy sinks her claws into Gideon and the entire Speyer clan by attending fancy dinners, and weekend getaways to the cape. But just as Ivy is about to have everything she’s ever wanted, a ghost from her past resurfaces, threatening the nearly perfect life she’s worked so hard to build. Filled with surprising twists and a nuanced exploration of class and race, White Ivy is a “highly entertaining,” (The Washington Post) “propulsive debut” (San Francisco Chronicle) that offers a glimpse into the dark side of a woman who yearns for success at any cost.

Noni Says No

Author : Heather Hartt-Sussman
Publisher : Tundra Books
ISBN 13 : 1770491465
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Noni Says No written by Heather Hartt-Sussman and published by Tundra Books. This book was released on 2011-11-24 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noni can do many things: she can give her baby brother his bottle, she can help her mother in the kitchen, and she can even walk over to her friend Susie’s house. But Noni just can’t say “no.” When she was very small, it was easy saying “no” to everybody, but now that she has a best friend, she wants to please. Noni can’t say “no” to her friend, even when it means she has to hand over a precious toy, or when it means agreeing to a hideous haircut, or even giving up her bed at a sleepover. But when Noni finally finds her voice, the consequences are not what she – or the reader – expects. Heather Hartt-Sussman’s story, complemented by the playful illustrations of Geneviève Côté, is a comforting exploration of friendship and of the importance of trusting one’s own judgment. Many children (as well as many adults) will root for Noni as she learns that you can stand up for yourself and still be a good friend.

Let It Be Easy

Author : Susie Moore
Publisher : New World Library
ISBN 13 : 1608687570
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book Let It Be Easy written by Susie Moore and published by New World Library. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susie Moore knows that all too often stress is self-created and bogs us down, and she knows that we can just as easily create peace and power. Susie doesn’t deny the reality of suffering but instead shows how to pivot toward a life-changing way of processing pain, grief, loss, and anxiety. Her poignant stories and wise and witty words deliver nuggets of real-life wisdom to help you defuse reactive triggers and recast failures into successes with simple-yet-powerful changes.

What If It Does Work Out?

Author : Susie Moore
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
ISBN 13 : 0486816494
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (868 download)

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Download or read book What If It Does Work Out? written by Susie Moore and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Transform your hobby or talent into a side hustle that will provide you with inspiration, fulfillment, and a fortune. This book is the energetic motivational injection to help you overcome your fears and doubts.

Stories That Bind Us

Author : Susie Finkbeiner
Publisher : Revell
ISBN 13 : 1493423185
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (934 download)

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Download or read book Stories That Bind Us written by Susie Finkbeiner and published by Revell. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betty Sweet never expected to be a widow at 40. With so much life still in front of her, she tries to figure out what's next. She couldn't have imagined what God had in mind. When her estranged sister is committed to a sanitarium, Betty finds herself taking on the care of a 5-year-old nephew she never knew she had. In 1960s LaFontaine, Michigan, they make an odd pair. Betty with her pink button nose and bouffant hair. Hugo with his light brown skin and large brown eyes. But more powerful than what makes them different is what they share: the heartache of an empty space in their lives. Slowly, they will learn to trust one another as they discover common ground and healing through the magic of storytelling. Award-winning author Susie Finkbeiner offers fans a novel that invites us to rediscover the power of story to open the doors of our hearts.

Confidence Is Queen

Author : Susie Castillo
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780451224620
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (246 download)

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Download or read book Confidence Is Queen written by Susie Castillo and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The MTV VJ and former Miss USA shares her four-step approach to building self-confidence--Identify and effectively develop your spirituality, Discover and embrace your relationships, Take control of your health and body image, and Believe in Your dreams and make them a reality.

Susie Orbach on Eating

Author : Susie Orbach
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141927909
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book Susie Orbach on Eating written by Susie Orbach and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2002-01-03 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Eating is pleasurable, eating is delicious, eating is sensual' says Susie. But for so many of us eating is associated with anguish and abstinence. From the first page this little book shows us how to think and feel differently about what we eat. So that we eat when we are hungry, eat what we want to eat to satisfy us and stop when we are full. Each page contains an easily absorbed bite-sized statement to transform eating that hurts into eating that nourishes and calms. This book isn't magic but it feels as if it is.

Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive

Author : Jeffrey Gurian
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806528090
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive written by Jeffrey Gurian and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only collection of the most offensive, politically incorrect and often disgusting (but hilarious) dirty jokes that the hottest comics in the worldwill only tell each other! No-one is spared: ranging from the silly to the sick, the sadistic to the sublime, these are the jokes comedians share only among themselves, finally compiled in one place for the first time ever.

Things Withered

Author : Susie Moloney
Publisher : Chizine Publications
ISBN 13 : 9781771481618
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (816 download)

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Download or read book Things Withered written by Susie Moloney and published by Chizine Publications. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A middle-aged realtor makes a deal that could last forever. A cheating woman finds herself swimming in dangerous waters. A wife with a dark past can't bear the fear of being exposed. The bad acts of a little old lady come home to roost. A young man with no direction finds power behind the wheel of a haunted truck.

Pumping Sunshine

Author : Susie H. Baxter
Publisher : Susie H. Baxter
ISBN 13 : 9780998082820
Total Pages : 446 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (828 download)

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Download or read book Pumping Sunshine written by Susie H. Baxter and published by Susie H. Baxter. This book was released on 2017-10-04 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young Susanette makes Southern rural life in the 1940s and 50s come alive with humorous stories and anecdotes.

Susie's Shoesies

Author : Sue Madway Levine
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780615426860
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Susie's Shoesies written by Sue Madway Levine and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susie Gardner is a compassionate and socially conscious young girl who is about to have a very special 8th birthday. When a surprise visitor brings her a surprise gift, Susie's world turns upside down. She becomes involved in a tangled web of international intrigue that teaches her, and other young girls, friends, and family, the true meaning of following your dreams.

Fresh from the Farm

Author : Susie Middleton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781600859045
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book Fresh from the Farm written by Susie Middleton and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is the story of one woman's journey as she sought a simpler life, bought a farm on a rural island, and started planting and growing vegetables in the hopes of doing something she loves--growing and cooking food. The result are these 125 accessible, simple, delicious recipes"--

Twice-Lived Summer of Bluebell Jones

Author : Susie Day
Publisher : Marion Lloyd Books
ISBN 13 : 9781407120843
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book Twice-Lived Summer of Bluebell Jones written by Susie Day and published by Marion Lloyd Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turning thirteen. It's a rollercoaster ride. Especially for Bluebell, when she accidentally summons her fourteen-year-old self back from the future. Red has amazing friends, actual boobs, and a road map of the year ahead. Perfect! Blue can't fail to have the summer of her life.

Yes, God!

Author : Susie Lloyd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781594714061
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book Yes, God! written by Susie Lloyd and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Foreword / by Art and Laraine Bennett -- Introduction -- From Ordinary to Extraordinary (Father Joseph Eddy) : Saying Yes to Duty -- Team Spirit (Sister Brigid Mary Rock) : Saying Yes to Affection -- A Holy Boldness (Father Joel Kiefer) : Saying Yes to Strength -- For Better, for Worse (Sister Marie Jose de la Rosa) : Saying Yes to Spiritual Poverty -- The Divine Liturgy (Father Mark Fesniak) : Saying Yes to Inheritance -- In the World, Not of It (Sister Mariana McGlynn) : Saying Yes to the Greatest Commandment -- Ten More Like You (Father Jeremy Paulin) : Saying Yes to Generosity -- Doctor of Souls (Father Bernard Ezaki) : Saying Yes to Humility -- The Humble Excavating and Cinderblock Work (Sister Chiara Marie and Sister Marie St. Francis) : Saying Yes to Patience -- Epilogue.