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Western Zombie Jokes!

Author : Kryztal Kaztle
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523353224
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (532 download)

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Download or read book Western Zombie Jokes! written by Kryztal Kaztle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-02 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BrainyAx(c) Western Zombie Jokes! Presenting jokes about Zombies who are also: Cowboys, Cowgirls, Native Americans, California, Hollywood, Celebrity or Northwestern! BrainyAx(c) Jokes are clean humor! However, the language and concepts in this book are better suited to the knowledge level and vocabulary of teen and adult readers than to young children. BUY THE PAPERBACK AND GET THE KINDLE VERSION FOR FREE! Zombies don't need to be scary or ugly They can be cute and appealing! Some of them are even quite intelligent and articulate. They lead full lives within their unique Zombie lifestyles, complete with families, jobs, hobbies, hopes and dreams, just like their human counterparts. Includes 10 Original Illustrations! and Huge List of Zany Zombie Names! Have fun choosing names for yourself and everyone you know! Sample Joke: Q. What type of day did the Zombie Meteorologist predict? A. BRainy in the morning, then SWarming later. Sample Zany Zombie Names: Justin Balmed; Emma Wake Also Available: BrainyAx(c) Redneck Zombie Jokes!

Redneck Zombie Jokes!

Author : Kryztal Kaztle
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523345779
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (457 download)

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Download or read book Redneck Zombie Jokes! written by Kryztal Kaztle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-02 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BrainyAx(c) Redneck Zombie Jokes! Presenting jokes about Zombies who are also: Rednecks, Hillbillies, Cajuns, Gangsters, Prisoners, Southerners, Voodoo practitioners or Soulful! BrainyAx Jokes are clean humor! However, the language and concepts in this book are better suited to the knowledge level and vocabulary of teen and adult readers than to young children. BUY THE PAPERBACK AND GET THE KINDLE VERSION FOR FREE! Zombies don't need to be scary or ugly! They can be cute and appealing! Some of them are even quite intelligent and articulate. They lead full lives within their unique Zombie lifestyles, complete with families, jobs, hobbies, hopes and dreams, just like their human counterparts. Includes 10 Original Illustrations! and Huge List of Zany Zombie Names! Have fun choosing names for yourself and everyone you know! Sample Joke: Q. What is a Voodoo Zombie priestess called by her grandchildren? A. Penta-Grammy. Sample Zany Zombie Names: Kenny Ball; Hope N. Woontz Also Available: BrainyAx(c) Western Zombie Jokes!

Cowboy Hamlets and zombie Romeos

Author : Kinga Földváry
Publisher : Manchester University Press
ISBN 13 : 1526142112
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (261 download)

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Download or read book Cowboy Hamlets and zombie Romeos written by Kinga Földváry and published by Manchester University Press. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book presents a systematic method of interpreting Shakespeare film adaptations based on their cinematic genres. Its approach is both scholarly and reader-friendly, and its subject is fundamentally interdisciplinary, combining the findings of Shakespeare scholarship with film and media studies, particularly genre theory. The book is organised into six large chapters, discussing films that form broad generic groups. Part I looks at three genres from the classical Hollywood era (western, melodrama and gangster-noir), while Part II deals with three contemporary blockbuster genres (teen film, undead horror and biopic). Beside a few better-known examples of mainstream cinema, the volume also highlights the Shakespearean elements in several nearly forgotten films, bringing them back to critical attention.

Crap Jokes

Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473562279
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Crap Jokes written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-08-16 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find laughs on the loo. This book has loads of them - over 400 pages of the best jokes in fact. What happened when the human cannonball was late for work? He got fired! See?! Enjoy this and hundreds of other feel-good jokes and one-liners.

All Hat, No Horse

Author : Willy Clement
Publisher : Argenta Press
ISBN 13 : 9780986654664
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (546 download)

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Download or read book All Hat, No Horse written by Willy Clement and published by Argenta Press. This book was released on 2012-10-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howdy pard'ner! You might think us cowboys to be serious folk, but after a hard day's work there ain't nothin' better than relaxin' by the fire with a sarsaparilla and havin' a good laugh. And believe me when I tell you a cowboy could tell you a million stories that would have you splitting your sides. I took some time to scribble some of them jokes down for y'all, and I hope you enjoy them. Some of 'em are even true! Like the time this young whipper snapper was twirlin' his gun about and flappin' his chin about how tough he was and that if that famous outlaw was right beside him now he would shoot him dead between the eyes. Well, wouldn't you know it, that tough, old outlaw happened to show up, and that little greenhorn dang near peed his pants. If you like that, I got way more fer ya! If 'n there's one thing we cowboys love to talk about and have plenty to say on, it's the critters. We probably spend more time around them beasts than people. Horses especially, and they can impart wisdom to your life. Ya know what? A horse ain't trying to be polite when he comes to a fence and allows you to go over first! And when we ain't got no more stories, the classic one-liner always keeps us laughing. Try these: What's the nearest thing to silver? The Lone Ranger's bum. Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle on? In case he caught any nightMARES! And my favorite (cause it's true): What's the last thing you hear before a cowboy dies? "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

Cowboy Practical Jokes

Author : Robert M. Miller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983462569
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (625 download)

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Download or read book Cowboy Practical Jokes written by Robert M. Miller and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-02 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The American cowboy is an icon recognized all over the world. There is, however, an aspect to the lifestyle that's rarely mentioned, which is a proclivity for practical jokes. Isolated ranch life, long hours, and the boredom that occurs at day's end serve as fodder for ingenious and diabolical pranks. This book celebrates the cowboy sense of humor and memorable highjinks from author/cartoonist Dr. Robert M. Miller's own days as a wrangler, as well as those of his colleagues.

Undead in the West II

Author : Cynthia J. Miller
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
ISBN 13 : 0810892650
Total Pages : 387 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Undead in the West II written by Cynthia J. Miller and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2013-10-18 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The undead are back! In Undead in the West: Vampires, Zombies, Mummies, and Ghosts on the Cinematic Frontier, Cynthia J. Miller and A. Bowdoin Van Riper assembled a collection of essays that explored the unique intersection of two seemingly distinct genres in cinema: the western and the horror film. In this new volume, Undead in the West II: They Just Keep Coming, Miller and Van Riper expand their examination of undead Westerns to include not only film, but literature, sequential art, gaming, and fan culture (fan fiction, blogging, fan editing, and zombie walks). These essays run the gamut from comics and graphic novels such as American Vampire, Preacher, and Priest, and games like Darkwatch and Red Dead Redemption, to novels and short stories by celebrated writers including Robert E. Howard, Joe R. Lansdale, and Stephen King. Featuring a foreword by renowned science fiction author William F. Nolan (Logan’s Run) and an afterword by acclaimed game designer Paul O’Connor (Darkwatch), this collection will appeal to scholars of literature, gaming, and popular culture, as well as to fans of this unique hybrid.

West Side Zombie

Author : Tim Collins
Publisher : Badger Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1788370791
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (883 download)

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Download or read book West Side Zombie written by Tim Collins and published by Badger Publishing. This book was released on 2016-01-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Romeo and Juliet believe nothing can part them. But Romeo is bitten by a zombie and knows he'll soon turn into one. Can their love survive in a world that believes humans and zombies should never be together? Dark Reads are very short novels of just 600 words, written specifically to appeal to struggling teenage readers with a very low reading age of 6-7. Each story has the perfect combination of accessible language and interesting, age-appropriate content.Every title has the look and feel of a real book with a contents page, information about the author and illustrator, story facts and dynamic two-tone illustrations. Dark Reads I draws on supernatural classics and famous monsters, and Dark Reads II presents a modern and relatable 'way in' to the plays of Shakespeare.These bite-sized books are perfect for encouraging those normally daunted by the prospect of reading.

Undead in the West

Author : Cynthia J. Miller
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
ISBN 13 : 0810885441
Total Pages : 345 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Undead in the West written by Cynthia J. Miller and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2012 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Undead in the West: Vampires, Zombies, Mummies, and Ghosts on the Cinematic Frontier, Cynthia J. Miller and A. Bowdoin Van Riper have assembled a collection of essays that explore the many tropes and themes through which undead Westerns make the genre's inner plagues and demons visible, and lay siege to a frontier tied to myths of strength, ingenuity, freedom, and independence. The volume is divided into three sections: "Reanimating Classic Western Tropes" examines traditional Western characters, symbolism, and plot devices and how they are given new life in undead Westerns; "The Moral Order Under Siege" explores the ways in which the undead confront classic values and morality tales embodied in Western films; and "And Hell Followed with Him" looks at justice, retribution, and retaliation at the hands of undead angels and avenger. The subjects explored here run the gamut from such B films as Curse of the Undead and Billy the Kid vs. Dracula to A-list features like From Dusk 'til Dawn and Jonah Hex, as well as animated films (Rango) and television programs (The Walking Dead and Supernatural). Other films discussed include Sam Raimi's Bubba Ho-Tep, John Carpenter's Vampires, George Romero's Land of the Dead, and Sergio Leone's Once Upon a Time in the West. Featuring several illustrations and a filmography, Undead in the West will appeal to film scholars, especially those interested in hybrid genres, as well as fans of the Western and the supernatural in cinema.

Zombie Ranch

Author : Clint Wolf
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578551739
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (517 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Ranch written by Clint Wolf and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-03 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Susannah Zane. She's a rancher. She raises livestock. Only thing is, her stock isn't technically "live". The Great Zombie Plague wiped out a fair portion of civilization, and humans weren't the only victims of its ravenous hunger. But that was years ago, and where cattle, pigs, and sheep got scarce, practical sorts found a new herd to market: the zombies themselves! Now a crew has come out to film a new reality television series on the subject. To the viewers in the Safe Zones, it might be an eye-opener; but for Suzie and her compadres it's just another day in the unlife. Welcome to the Zombie Ranch. Collecting Issues #8-15, the complete second story arc of the critically acclaimed webcomic from the husband and wife creative team of Clint and Dawn Wolf.

The Cosmic Jest: The Joke’s On Us

Author : Mark Romel
Publisher : Magus Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 877 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Cosmic Jest: The Joke’s On Us written by Mark Romel and published by Magus Books. This book was released on with total page 877 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Salman Rushdie wrote, "DC: Washington is being taken over by DC: Comics." The world is increasingly understood as a comic story, involving superheroes and supervillains. Confusingly, they are often one and the same. Donald Trump is the superhero for conservatives and the supervillain for liberals. Heroes and villains are now shapeshifters. They no longer reflect a common narrative. Their heroism or villainy depends on where you stand in the culture wars. Next time you go to watch a superhero movie, imagine what it would be like if the superhero kept "flickering" into his opposite – the supervillain. Would you be able to follow the story? Whom would you be rooting for? Wouldn't the plot be all over the place? You wouldn't understand anyone's motivation. The story would be pure chaos. Welcome to the Cosmic Jest. Read this book if you don't want the joke to be on you.

Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

Author : Dan Morgan
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0593379373
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (933 download)

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Download or read book Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft) written by Dan Morgan and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684121450
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866147
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book The Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

The School Story

Author : David Aitchison
Publisher : Univ. Press of Mississippi
ISBN 13 : 1496837665
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (968 download)

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Download or read book The School Story written by David Aitchison and published by Univ. Press of Mississippi. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The School Story: Young Adult Narratives in the Age of Neoliberalism examines the work of contemporary writers, filmmakers, and critics who, reflecting on the realm of school experience, help to shape dominant ideas of school. The creations discussed are mostly stories for children and young adults. David Aitchison looks at serious novels for teens including Laurie Halse Anderson’s Speak and Faiza Guène’s Kiffe Kiffe Tomorrow, the light-hearted, middle-grade fiction of Andrew Clements and Tommy Greenwald, and Malala Yousafzai’s autobiography for young readers, I Am Malala. He also responds to stories that take young people as their primary subjects in such novels as Sapphire’s Push and films including Battle Royale and Cooties. Though ranging widely in their accounts of young life, such stories betray a mounting sense of crisis in education around the world, especially in terms of equity (the extent to which students from diverse backgrounds have fair chances of receiving quality education) and empowerment (the extent to which diverse students are encouraged to gain strength, confidence, and selfhood as learners). Drawing particular attention to the influence of neoliberal initiatives on school experience, this book considers what it means when learning and success are measured more and more by entrepreneurship, competitive individualism, and marketplace gains. Attentive to the ways in which power structures, institutional routines, school spaces, and social relations operate in the contemporary school story, The School Story offers provocative insights into a genre that speaks profoundly to the increasingly precarious position of education in the twenty-first century.

Dead Funny

Author : David Gillota
Publisher : Rutgers University Press
ISBN 13 : 1978834187
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (788 download)

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Download or read book Dead Funny written by David Gillota and published by Rutgers University Press. This book was released on 2023-07-14 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror films strive to make audiences scream, but they also garner plenty of laughs. In fact, there is a long tradition of horror directors who are fluent in humor, from James Whale to John Landis to Jordan Peele. So how might horror and humor overlap more than we would expect? Dead Funny locates humor as a key element in the American horror film, one that is not merely used for extraneous “comic relief” moments but often serves to underscore major themes, intensify suspense, and disorient viewers. Each chapter focuses on a different comic style or device, from the use of funny monsters and scary clowns in movies like A Nightmare on Elm Street to the physical humor and slapstick in movies ranging from The Evil Dead to Final Destination. Along the way, humor scholar David Gillota explores how horror films employ parody, satire, and camp to comment on gender, sexuality, and racial politics. Covering everything from the grotesque body in Freaks to the comedy of awkwardness in Midsommar, this book shows how integral humor has been to the development of the American horror film over the past century.

Vampires and Zombies

Author : Dorothea Fischer-Hornung
Publisher : Univ. Press of Mississippi
ISBN 13 : 1496804759
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (968 download)

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Download or read book Vampires and Zombies written by Dorothea Fischer-Hornung and published by Univ. Press of Mississippi. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The undead are very much alive in contemporary entertainment and lore. Indeed, vampires and zombies have garnered attention in print media, cinema, and on television. The vampire, with roots in medieval European folklore, and the zombie, with origins in Afro-Caribbean mythology, have both undergone significant transformations in global culture, proliferating as deviant representatives of the zeitgeist. As this volume demonstrates, distribution of vampires and zombies across time and space has revealed these undead figures to carry multiple meanings. Of all monsters, vampires and zombies seem to be the trendiest--the most regularly incarnate of the undead and the monsters most frequently represented in the media and pop culture. Moreover, both figures have experienced radical reinterpretations. If in the past vampires were evil, blood-sucking exploiters and zombies were brainless victims, they now have metamorphosed into kinder and gentler blood-sucking vampires and crueler, more relentless, flesh-eating zombies. Although the portrayals of both vampires and zombies can be traced back to specific regions and predate mass media, the introduction of mass distribution through film and game technologies has significantly modified their depiction over time and in new environments. Among other topics, contributors discuss zombies in Thai films, vampire novels of Mexico, and undead avatars in horror videogames. This volume--with scholars from different national and cultural backgrounds--explores the transformations that the vampire and zombie figures undergo when they travel globally and through various media and cultures.