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Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Book Synopsis Turning Japanese: : Articles, 1997 to 2007, for Asian Cult Cinema by : Jack Ketchum
Download or read book Turning Japanese: : Articles, 1997 to 2007, for Asian Cult Cinema written by Jack Ketchum and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of The Girl Next Door and the co-author of The Woman, Turning Japanese offers an insight into films that "pushed the edge of the envelope" as reviewed by Jack Ketchum in Asian Cult Cinema Magazine. Several films by Katsuya Matsumura, Yahuharu Hasebe, Ran Masaki, and Takashi Miike are covered in Turning Japanese. Among the titles reviewed are: the All Night Long series, Assault! Jack the Ripper, Snake and Whip, Audition, Visitor Q, and the Flower and Snake films.
Book Synopsis New York Court of Appeals. Records and Briefs. by : New York (State). Court of Appeals.
Download or read book New York Court of Appeals. Records and Briefs. written by New York (State). Court of Appeals. and published by . This book was released on 1946 with total page 1172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Volume contains: (Marhoefer v. Lalin) (Marhoefer v. Lalin) (Marhoefer v. Lalin) (Marr v. Frank) (Marr v. Frank) (Marr v. Frank) (Marr v. Frank) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Eitinger Bead Co. Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Eitinger Bead Co. Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Eitinger Bead Co. Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Eitinger Bead Co. Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Walco Bead Co., Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Walco Bead Co., Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Walco Bead Co., Inc.) (Marrow Mfg. Corp. v. Walco Bead Co., Inc.) (Massi v. Alben Builders, Inc.) (Massi v. Alben Builders, Inc.) (Massi v. Alben Builders, Inc.) (Massi v. Alben Builders, Inc.) (Master Equities Corp. v. Darling) (Master Equities Corp. v. Darling) (Master Equities Corp. v. Darling) (Matter between Mealpack Inc. & General Aircraft Corp.) (Matter between Mealpack Inc. & General Aircraft Corp.) (Matter between Mealpack Inc. & General Aircraft Corp.) (Mercantile Liquidating Corp. v. Henderson) (Mercantile Liquidating Corp. v. Henderson) (Mercantile Liquidating Corp. v. Henderson) (Mercantile Liquidating Corp. v. Henderson)
Book Synopsis Castle Warlock by : George MacDonald
Download or read book Castle Warlock written by George MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 1883 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kings of Vice written by Ice-T and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rapper and "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" star Ice-T brings his unique knowledge of the streets to a gritty new crime thriller.
Book Synopsis I Know This Much Is True by : Wally Lamb
Download or read book I Know This Much Is True written by Wally Lamb and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1998-06-03 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.
Book Synopsis Much to Your Chagrin by : Suzanne Guillette
Download or read book Much to Your Chagrin written by Suzanne Guillette and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-03-10 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People who don't have embarrassing stories are untrustworthy. Or at the very least, they aren't telling the truth. -- Suzanne Guillette By your own definition, you are very, very trustworthy. After all, you are the kind of person who spills pasta sauce down the shirt of a famous writer you're trying to impress. You are the girl who, when taking a new mentor out for a fancy lunch, forgets to bring cash -- or a backup credit card. You are almost thirty, an unemployed writer, recently un-engaged from your fiancŽ of several years, and in all your naivetŽ can't foresee that mixing the personal and the professional will bring you mortifyingly disastrous results. You are Suzanne Guillette, the author of Much to Your Chagrin, a smart, hilarious memoir of how chronicling the humiliations of others helped her come to understand and accept herself. Guillette was twenty-nine and the proud owner of a freshly inked MFA when she began to work on her first book -- a collection of embarrassing moments gathered from family, friends, coworkers, and strangers on the street. Stories poured in about every possible type of gaffe, from wardrobe malfunctions (widespread) to romantic misunderstandings (ditto), and from office faux pas (common) to bodily fluid mishaps (distressingly common). Everyone Guillette talked to was enthusiastic about her clever project -- and no one more so than Jack, the wry, handsome literary agent who Guillette thought might just be her soul mate. But as time marched on, Guillette began to see that the tales she'd been gathering were nothing compared to her own moments of shame. Like her increasingly frequent need to sneak out of work (at a health agency, natch) for a "quick smoke" to settle her nerves. Or her stubborn ability to ignore the reality that her fairy-tale romance with Jack was imploding in a truly spectacular fashion. When Guillette accepted that the story she was meant to tell was not others' but her own, Much to Your Chagrin was born. Told in a unique and captivating voice, punctuated by the embarrassing stories she collected, Much to Your Chagrin follows one woman's discovery of what it's like to finally feel comfortable in your own skin (even while accidentally exposing yourself to your elderly neighbors). Raw, honest, and brilliantly funny, it is an extremely personal memoir about the lengths to which we human beings sometimes go to conceal the parts of ourselves that we are least willing to admit are true. Forget the stuff we keep from the world -- it's what we hide from ourselves that is of greatest consequence. What is your most embarrassing moment?
Book Synopsis She Said This, He Said That by : Nina Mone
Download or read book She Said This, He Said That written by Nina Mone and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-05 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are always two sides to every story. Meet Jade Saunders, a classy, sexy Black female who has all that she desires; a satisfying career, a luxury car, engaged to her H.S sweetheart, and a good circle of friends. Meet John Romano, the love of her life, a tall Black and Italian man who has many ambitions of becoming a successful businessman. However, as he gets involved in circumstances that cause conflicts in his relationship, he makes sacrifices and tries to juggle everything all at once. Are his intentions good ? As Jade becomes aware that her relationship is no longer what it seems, she starts to develop some secrets of her own. But she has no idea what she really is getting involved in. Trying to live the high profile life of New York City and dealing with added stress, is not easy! Is it really what she thinks or what he says ? With lies and infidelities will they make it down the aisle ?
Download or read book Heart for $ale written by Sarah Flowers and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-11-10 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I built us a Hospital on the Reservation. You are going to work there, Dr. Winter Season! Need a good Surgeon and you my dear are it!"Dakota heard something he doesn't like or, had any clue to. "Well I'll be damn if I'm going to take care of Ms. Debutante Milli! I love you, but this is where I draw the line! Are you telling me she's a Doctor?" he yelled. "See, see, see Win, told you he wasn't always quiet can be a big pain! Yes Dakota, she's a Surgeon! She has had enough offers to choke a horse, so there half-breed!"Milli you never explained any of this to me. Win's High Society, she won't fit in!""Dakota, I'm the Boss! I say she will fit in, you don't know her credentials! So stuff it half breed!" "But Milli..." "Mr. Raines!" Win shouted. "What?" he shouted back. "Go to hell!" Well she knows what he thinks of her, Ms. Debutante? She'll show the creep. She'd say he has a big chip on his shoulder and would like to be the one to knock it off! Maybe she just will...
Book Synopsis Die!Die!Die! Vol. 1 by : Robert Kirkman
Download or read book Die!Die!Die! Vol. 1 written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2019-07-17 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new series from THE WALKING DEAD creator ROBERT KIRKMAN! This is an evil world where evil people do evil stuff all the time. Thankfully, there's a secret cabal within the United States government that works outside the normal system to influence world matters through targeted assassination. So if you're hurting people, somehow making the world worse than it already is, or even just standing in the way of something good happening, then someone could right now be giving the order for you toÉ DIE!DIE!DIE! Collects DIE!DIE!DIE! #1-8
Download or read book Die!Die!Die! #5 written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An elite strike team goes into the woods only one walks out. What the @#$* happened?!
Book Synopsis The Handbook of Classroom Discourse and Interaction by : Numa Markee
Download or read book The Handbook of Classroom Discourse and Interaction written by Numa Markee and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2019-01-30 with total page 554 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering an interdisciplinary approach, The Handbook of Classroom Discourse and Interaction presents a series of contributions written by educators and applied linguists that explores the latest research methodologies and theories related to classroom language. • Organized to facilitate a critical understanding of how and why various research traditions differ and how they overlap theoretically and methodologically • Discusses key issues in the future development of research in critical areas of education and applied linguistics • Provides empirically-based analysis of classroom talk to illustrate theoretical claims and methodologies • Includes multimodal transcripts, an emerging trend in education and applied linguistics, particularly in conversation analysis and sociocultural theory
Download or read book Book of War written by Antonius Russell and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-03-26 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After another change of scenery courtesy if her absent parents. Priscilla is shipped to a new school in a new town with a new set of problems. Those problems are blown to epic proportions when she meets the reckless and handsome Warren, who drags her into his own other worldy set of problems.
Download or read book T.P.'s and Cassell's Weekly written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 916 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis One Thousand One Papua New Guinean Nights: Tales from 1986-1997, indices, glossary, references and maps by : Thomas H. Slone
Download or read book One Thousand One Papua New Guinean Nights: Tales from 1986-1997, indices, glossary, references and maps written by Thomas H. Slone and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 615 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A two-volume collection of folktales that were published in Papua New Guinea's Wantok newspaper. The two-volume collection presents the complete set of 1047 folktales that were originally published from 1972 through 1997 in Tok Pisin.
Book Synopsis An October to Remember 1968 by : Brendan Donley
Download or read book An October to Remember 1968 written by Brendan Donley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-08-21 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An October to Remember 1968: The Tigers-Cardinals World Series as Told by the Men Who Played in It recalls one of baseball's most celebrated championship series from the voices of the players who still remain--a collected narrative from a bygone era of major-league baseball as they reflect fifty years later. Modeled after Lawrence S. Ritter's celebrated book, The Glory of Their Times--for which the author traversed the country to record stories of baseball's deadball era--An October to Remember 1968 will likewise preserve the days of baseball past, gathering the memories of the remaining players of the great Tigers and Cardinals teams to assemble their accounts into a vibrant baseball collection. The 1968 World Series came at a time of great cultural change--the fading days of fans dressing up for ballgames, the first years of widespread color TV--and was an historic matchup of two legendary teams, pitting star power head-to-head and going the distance of seven hard-fought games. From the voices of the players themselves, An October to Remember 1968 illustrates in detail what it was like to be a 1968 Tiger, a 1968 Cardinal: what it was like to win it all and to lose it all: what it was like to face Bob Gibson peering in from the mound, Al Kaline digging in at the plate; what it was like, in the player's own words, to remember the days of that most special period in the history of America's national pastime.
Book Synopsis A Complete Concordance to Shakespeare by : John Bartlett
Download or read book A Complete Concordance to Shakespeare written by John Bartlett and published by Springer. This book was released on 2016-02-17 with total page 1915 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A complete concordance or verbal index to words, phrases and passages in the dramatic works of Shakespeare. There is also a supplementary concordance to the poems. This is an essential reference work for all students and readers of Shakespeare.
