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Idiot America

Author : Charles Pierce
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0767926153
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Download or read book Idiot America written by Charles Pierce and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units · Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough · Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it With his trademark wit and insight, veteran journalist Charles Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States. Pierce asks how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has somehow deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate. But his thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated. Erudite and razor-sharp, Idiot America is at once an invigorating history lesson, a cutting cultural critique, and a bullish appeal to our smarter selves.

Well, Duh!

Author : Bob Fenster
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789155
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Well, Duh! written by Bob Fenster and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world of bumbling idiots, stupidity is a growth industry. One smart strategy is to laugh at it all with this outrageous collection of hilarious tales about the stupid things people do in every field of human activity. Bob Fenster has combed the world of the intellectually challenged searching for more tales of stupidity to entertain us with.........and he's hit the jackpot! After the success of his first two books, Duh! and They Did What!?, Fenster has struck again with Well, Duh! Our Stupid World, and Welcome to It. More tales of the dim-witted and simpleminded are incorporated in chapters such as: * Food for Thoughtlessness: The All-Turnip Diet and Other Loony Meals at the Mindless Cafe * Hollyweird: Bird Brains in Tinsel Town * Dumb Ways to Die: Buried Alive but Not for Long * Government by the Idiots: How to Get Elected to Anything

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0

Author : Greg Holden
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780028643557
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (435 download)

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Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0 by : Greg Holden

Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0 written by Greg Holden and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explores the computer graphics program and discusses techniques to enhance digital images, key features, and how to add artistic touches to photos.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to JavaServer Pages

Author : Robert Brunner
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780028643205
Total Pages : 366 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (432 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to JavaServer Pages written by Robert Brunner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a clear, comprehensible approach to JSP technology and its applications. -- The Complete Idiot's Guide "RM" to JavaServer Pages presents JSP in a way that is understandable to both the budding Web developer familiarity with Java programmer or a Web designer who's better acquainted with HTML than Servlets. -- JSP, though efficient and very applicable, relies on Java concepts. This makes learning JSP initially less intuitive than similar scripting protocols. Hence, neophytes to this technology could benefit greatly from a Complete Idiot's Guide "RM" that explains its fundamentals. -- This book will provide instructions for creating a JSP application through helping the reader get up and running on the free Jakarta tomcat server. This book is designed to gently guide the reader thorough the intricacies of JavaServer Pages (JSP). First, a basic understanding of the HTPP model and the Servlet lifecycle are presented as these are key requisites for understanding and implementing JSPs. Following this, the reader is guided through an installation of the Apache software foundation, tomcat server, which is the JSP reference implementation and is free. Several demo JSPs come with this server, which will be used to visually demonstrate the JSP concept.

Those They Called Idiots

Author : Simon Jarrett
Publisher : Reaktion Books
ISBN 13 : 1789143020
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (891 download)

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Download or read book Those They Called Idiots written by Simon Jarrett and published by Reaktion Books. This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Those They Called Idiots traces the little-known lives of people with learning disabilities from the communities of eighteenth-century England to the nineteenth-century asylum, to care in today’s society. Using evidence from civil and criminal courtrooms, joke books, slang dictionaries, novels, art, and caricature, it explores the explosive intermingling of ideas about intelligence and race, while bringing into sharp focus the lives of people often seen as the most marginalized in society.

Idiots

Author : Laura Clery
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982167114
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Idiots written by Laura Clery and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-04-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest, complicated” (SheKnows) Idiot. TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING! In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, “How did we get here?” Sex. Sex is how we got here. Laura’s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). “Full of wit” (Publishers Weekly) and charm, Laura shares more than anyone wanted about: -Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation -Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor’s face -ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne -Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging -Cheating, fights, and forgiveness -Choosing love over fear and healing the world Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether she’s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more importantly, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Windows 98

Author : Paul McFedries
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780789714930
Total Pages : 440 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (149 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Windows 98 written by Paul McFedries and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998 with total page 440 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PLEASE PROVIDE COURSE INFORMATION PLEASE PROVIDE

HOW TO WORK FOR AN IDIOT (EasyRead Large Bold Edition)

Author : John Hoover
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN 13 : 1427095167
Total Pages : 402 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)

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Book Synopsis HOW TO WORK FOR AN IDIOT (EasyRead Large Bold Edition) by : John Hoover

Download or read book HOW TO WORK FOR AN IDIOT (EasyRead Large Bold Edition) written by John Hoover and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2003 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Hoover, an organizational leadership consultant, discusses how to deal with an "Idiot Boss" - or I-Boss - who does stupid things. Hoover distinguishes idiots from other tricky bosses, including those who think they are God, or who are paranoid, sadistic or Machiavellian. He leaves the reader with a couple of issues. First, you'll think no good, caring bosses still exist. Second, he doesn't tell you clearly where to set boundaries or when enough is finally enough. He often advocates appeasing bad bosses, although his other counsel on how to deal with them has some effective pointers. To his credit, Hoover is very candid about how he has learned from experience, including his mistakes. He offers personal examples from his experiences at Disney and elsewhere, and tries to write in a light-hearted or whimsical vein. getAbstract.com finds the book strongest when it is strategic and weakest when it tries to be funny, given that with bad bosses you only laugh to keep from crying.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Weird Word Origins

Author : Paul McFedries
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101217189
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Weird Word Origins written by Paul McFedries and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-08-05 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to chew the fat. This engaging, humorous new book explains the not-so-common origins of such commonly used phrases as “apple-pie order,” “chew the fat,” and “hat trick.” Presented in a fun, easy-to-read style, it provides entertaining insight on metaphorical phrases, weird words, and strange expressions and takes readers on a journey through the bizarre and eccentric origins that make up our everyday speech. • Word books have gained in popularity not just with students and linguaphiles, but with a general population interested in the fascinating development of our language. • Contains back stories for 500 intriguing words and phrases. • Fun to flip through and also fun to read cover to cover.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Perfect Wedding

Author : Teddy Lenderman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9781592571444
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (714 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Perfect Wedding written by Teddy Lenderman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An updated and revised edition of one of the first Complete Idiot's GuidesRever, now published in the new Illustrated format! Includes more than 250 new photos and line drawings and a new 16-page color insert. Focuses on the latest trends and most up-to-date advice from wedding planners across the country. New write-in wedding planner section at the back of the book.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Computer Basics

Author : Joe Kraynak
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9781592578597
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (785 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Computer Basics written by Joe Kraynak and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most computer documentation is based on the assumption that the computer's owner already knows something beyond the basics about computer operation. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Computer Basics, Fifth Edition,assumes differently. This book places the reader in charge of the computer, rather than the other way around, and correctly identifies that the reader wants to do something practical with his or her computer but has little knowledge for doing so. In The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Computer Basics, Fifth Edition, readers will find- Clear explanations of the basics of office programs. Ways to tap the power of the Internet. Information on finding lost or misplaced files. Coverage of newsgroups, message boards, and mailing lists. The basics of working with music, photos, and video on your computer. Ways to help protect the environment with green computing, as well as maintenance and upgrading.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dreamweaver CS5.5

Author : Cheryl Brumbaugh-Duncan
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101559144
Total Pages : 495 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dreamweaver CS5.5 written by Cheryl Brumbaugh-Duncan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-12-06 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create a website that gets noticed! If you want to design, build, and manage a professional-looking website, Dreamweaver CS5.5 is for you. Packed with design and development tricks, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dreamweaver CS 5.5 is packed with design and development tricks. This helpful guide gives you everything you need to know to get your website up and running. In it, you get: -- A look at the Dreamweaver interface, with tips for successfully navigating all the panels, buttons, and toolbars. -- Click-by-click directions for creating a basic web page, adding content, and establishing a document structure. -- A primer on using CSS to format your site, add images and tables, and more. -- Hints for simplifying and streamlining the design process, implementing the tag, and adding structure with AP elements. -- Guidelines for creating page layouts suitable for multiple screen sizes, from smartphones and tablets to full-size computers. -- Pointers for adding widgets, Adobe Flash videos, and other interactive web technologies to your site.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Soccer Basics

Author : Sam Borden
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101022159
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Soccer Basics written by Sam Borden and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-02-03 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate resource for getting on the ball The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Soccer Basics explains anything and everything a parent or new coach needs to know to understand the game and make the most of a child's soccer experience. From the rules of the game to playing techniques, this is a one-volume course for parents and children to score winning goals. • Since 1974, total individual participation in U.S. soccer programs has grown from 100,000 to more than 3 million, primarily young players between the ages of 6 and 14 • Most parents of today's youth soccer players didn't play soccer themselves growing up, and will welcome this reference book • Includes game strategies and practice techniques for every player position

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Computer Basics, 5th Edition

Author : Joe Kraynak
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101022175
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Computer Basics, 5th Edition written by Joe Kraynak and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-02-03 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time for an upgrade! The fifth edition of The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Computer Basics places the reader in charge of the computer, rather than the other way around, and places the focus on software troubleshooting rather than hardware techno-babble. The reader wants to do something practical with his or her computer—this book shows them how. • Covers basic office programs and how to manage photo, video, and music files • Advice on safe web-surfing, including coverage of newsgroups, message boards, and mailing lists • New green computing initiatives that help protect the environment • Maintenance and upgrading information

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Etiquette, 3rd Edition

Author : Mary Mitchell
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1615644687
Total Pages : 401 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (156 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Etiquette, 3rd Edition written by Mary Mitchell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-09-06 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Props to the proper! An updated and revised guide to good manners, politeness, and professionalism from one of the most civilized women on the planet, this book outlines the importance of etiquette in such social and personal situations as ending a relationship, asking forgiveness, and saying no. This revised edition features updated information on business etiquette, workplace clothing trends, and e-mail and cell phone etiquette, along with new tips on stress and travel in a post-9/11 world. Help on maintaining etiquette when dealing with gay marriages; adoptions, and blended families. Appeals to a variety of audiences, including twenty-somethings, who are entering the workplace, buying homes and entertaining. Text has been reorganized for easier reading and reference.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Yoga

Author : Joan Budilovsky
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780028644677
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (446 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Yoga written by Joan Budilovsky and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Yoga, Third Edition walks readers through the basics of stretching, breathing, and meditation. This third edition is completely reformatted to include twice as many illustrations (300+)! A must-have for anyone interested in giving yoga a try-non-intimidating and easy-to-follow exercise

The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Right Words for Any Occasion

Author : Marylou Ambrose
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1440636605
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Right Words for Any Occasion written by Marylou Ambrose and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your thoughts are worth more than a penny. You’re no idiot, of course. You know words possess tremendous power. But expressing your feelings during special events or difficult situation requires more than a clichéd greeting-card sentiments. The Complete Idiot’s Guide® to the Right Words for Any Occasion shows you exactly how to spell it out—in your own words. In this Complete Idiot’s Guide®, you get: • Over 250 sample notes for the moments that touch people’s lives, from wedding and anniversaries to birthdays and graduations. • Inspiration quotes to help you add just the right sentiment when you can’t find your own words. • Guidance on what to say—and what not to say—during hard times. • Great ways to share your special message with people of all ages and faiths.