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Welcome to Kington

Author : Miles Kington
Publisher : Canelo
ISBN 13 : 191085915X
Total Pages : 581 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Welcome to Kington written by Miles Kington and published by Canelo. This book was released on 2016-02-29 with total page 581 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The very best columns from a body of outstanding comic writing by the irreplaceable, irrepressible Miles Kington. For decades the columns of Miles Kington were a refreshing spot of lunacy in the dull acres of the world's news. From the arguments between gods past and present (as recorded in the minutes of United Deities meetings), to unlikely agony aunts, all-purpose Shakespeare plays, and interviews with ‘sock psychologists’, nothing is too trivial or unlikely to attract Kington’s attention and wit. Selected here are over a hundred pieces, each a powerful antidote to doom and destruction with their irreverent, absurd and sometimes surreal attitude to life. They are amongst the best journalism and humorous works of the past fifty years. Read on. ‘Every single day over more than two decades, his column [was] witty, topical, erudite, acutely observed...Quite simply, no-one in modern journalism is capable of such an output at such high quality.’ Simon Kelner ‘As with the very best in any sphere of endeavour, Miles’s trick was to make it look easy. His lightness of touch amounted to a kind of genius. But behind the conversational prose lay craftsmanship of the highest order. His standards never wavered.’ Simon O’Hagan

How Shall I Tell the Dog?

Author : Miles Kington
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 1557048614
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book How Shall I Tell the Dog? written by Miles Kington and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-07-21 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious and moving book, popular English humorist Miles Kington faces cancer and death with his sparkling trademark wit, musing on everything from board games and yodeling to the prospect of being outlived by his dog. When some people are told they have only a few months to live, they might travel around the world or write their memoirs or put their affairs in order. When it happened at the age of 66 to Miles Kington-one of England's best-loved humorists-he did what he did best, offering sharp, wry, laugh-out-loud observations and ideas about his situation. Following his diagnosis of pancreatic cancer, Kington proposes crazier and crazier ideas for his next book (what he calls "cashing in on cancer") in a series of letters to his literary agent, Gill. And what sort of things capture Kington's attention in his waning months? The sudden grimness of those 1,000 Places to See Before You Die books, for example. (What about 100 Things to Do Before You Die, Without Leaving Home?, he suggests. Instead of bungee jumping and whitewater rafting, learn to whistle with two fingers in your mouth, yodel, or steam open envelopes.) The irony that his dog, Berry, will probably outlive him, or the semi-outrageous idea of creating a funeral video: The answer is quite simple. Make a video in advance of my farewell speech, to be shown on a monitor, from the pulpit, or on a screen behind the stage, or wherever the best place would be. I have already visualised the opening shot. It is of me, smiling ruefully, and saying to camera: "Hello. I'm sorry I couldn't be here in person with you today." Mischievous and utterly original, Miles Kington's words in the face of death are memorable and surprisingly uplifting.

The Mark Lane Express, Agricultural Journal &c

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 758 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book The Mark Lane Express, Agricultural Journal &c written by and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page 758 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Good Pub Guide 2016

Author : Fiona Stapley
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 147352749X
Total Pages : 1619 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book The Good Pub Guide 2016 written by Fiona Stapley and published by Random House. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 1619 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 34th edition of this much-loved guide is as invaluable as ever. Organized county by county, its comprehensive yearly updates and countless reader recommendations ensure that only the very best pubs make the grade. Here you will not only find classic country pubs, town centre inns, riverside retreats and historic havens, but also popular newcomers including gastropubs and pubs specialising in malt whisky and craft beer. Discover the top pubs in each country for beer, food and accommodation, and find out the winners of the coveted titles of Pub of the Year and Landlord of the Year. Packed with hidden gems, The Good Pub Guide provides a wealth of honest, entertaining, up-to-date and indispensable information.

Good Pub Guide 2021

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Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473577063
Total Pages : 1211 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Good Pub Guide 2021 written by and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-12-10 with total page 1211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get your pub on with Britain's bestselling travel guide for over 35 years. ***Featured in the Guardian, the Times and Mail Online and on BBC Radio 4*** Now in its 39th edition, The Good Pub Guide remains Britain's best-loved guide to pubs around the country. Organised county by county, yearly updates and reader recommendations ensure that only the best pubs make the grade. Whether you're seeking a countryside haven or a bustling city inn, a family friendly eatery or somewhere with great craft beer, The Good Pub Guide will never steer you wrong. It offers comprehensive information on everything from opening hours and prices to pub dogs, with starred reviews marking truly outstanding establishments. Discover the best in each county for beer, food and accommodation, and find out the winners of the coveted titles of 'Pub of the Year' and 'Landlord of the Year'. Packed with honest, entertaining and up-to-date information, this is the only pub guide you'll ever need and the perfect gift for any pub lover and opens with special contributions from James Blunt, Seedlip founder Ben Branson, Great British Bake Off winner Candice Brown and best-selling author Christopher Winn.

Let's parler Franglais!

Author : Miles Kington
Publisher : Canelo
ISBN 13 : 1910859109
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Let's parler Franglais! written by Miles Kington and published by Canelo. This book was released on 2015-12-07 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘A true comic genius’ Ian Hislop ‘Ridiculously funny’ Joanna Lumley Bonjour toutes les personnes! Welcome to the wonderful world of Franglais. The trouble with French is that there are far too few English words in it. Miles Kington – the critic, columnist, and creator of Franglais – puts that right. His magnificent new language can be understood by almost anyone who failed GCSE French. If you passed GCSE French it could be tricky, but do try anyway. So achetez! Lisez! Et enjoy! Merci beaucoup. ‘What a truly gifted, consistently funny writer’ Maureen Lipman ‘Utterly charming and extremely funny’ Independent Miles Kington was one of Britain’s most renowned and best loved journalists. Born in County Down, he grew up in Wales and was educated in Scotland, which was all a big mistake as he was actually English. A presenter, playwright, polymath and wit, he wrote columns for The Times, the Independent, Punch and The Oldie. His other acclaimed titles include Someone Like Me, How Shall I Tell the Dog? and The Franglais Lieutenant’s Woman.

A Darker Sea

Author : James L. Haley
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0425282821
Total Pages : 402 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book A Darker Sea written by James L. Haley and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second installment of the gripping naval saga by award-winning historian James L. Haley, featuring Commander Bliven Putnam, chronicling the build up to the biggest military conflict between the United States and Britain after the Revolution—the War of 1812. At the opening of the War of 1812, the British control the most powerful navy on earth, and Americans are again victims of piracy. Bliven Putnam, late of the Battle of Tripoli, is dispatched to Charleston to outfit and take command of a new 20-gun brig, the USS Tempest. Later, aboard the Constitution, he sails into the furious early fighting of the war. Prowling the South Atlantic in the Tempest, Bliven takes prizes and disrupts British merchant shipping, until he is overhauled, overmatched, and disastrously defeated by the frigate HMS Java. Its captain proves to be Lord Arthur Kington, whom Bliven had so disastrously met in Naples. On board he also finds his old friend Sam Bandy, one of the Java's pressed American seamen kidnapped into British service. Their whispered plans to foment a mutiny among the captives may see them hang, when the Constitution looms over the horizon for one of the most famous battles of the War of 1812 in a gripping, high-wire conclusion. With exquisite detail and guns-blazing action, A Darker Sea illuminates an unforgettable period in American history.

Department of Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies Appropriations for 2010, Part 5, March 25, 2009, *

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 520 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Department of Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies Appropriations for 2010, Part 5, March 25, 2009, * written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 520 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 0199681368
Total Pages : 485 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (996 download)

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Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends.

Offa's Dyke

Author : Jim Saunders
Publisher : Gomer Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Offa's Dyke written by Jim Saunders and published by Gomer Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the first comprehensive book on Offa's Dyke for over 50 years. It is attractively produced with lots of colour illustrations and maps, and will be of great interest to a wide range of historians, archaeologists and general readers. The author Keith Ray is a highly experienced archaeologist, specialising in Prehistory.

The Reliquary and Illustrated Archaeologist

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 712 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Reliquary and Illustrated Archaeologist written by and published by . This book was released on 1872 with total page 712 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The reliquary

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 376 pages
Book Rating : 4.B/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The reliquary written by and published by . This book was released on 1871 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Notes and Queries

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 670 pages
Book Rating : 4.X/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Notes and Queries written by and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 670 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Good Pub Guide 2015

Author : Alisdair Aird
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473501865
Total Pages : 1103 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book The Good Pub Guide 2015 written by Alisdair Aird and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 1103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 33rd edition of this much loved guide is as invaluable as ever. Organized county by county, its comprehensive yearly updates and countless reader recommendations ensure that only the very best pubs make the grade. Here you will find classic country pubs, town-centre inns, riverside retreats, historic havens and exciting newcomers, plus gastropubs and pubs specialising in malt whisky or craft beer. Discover the top pubs in each country for beer, food and accommodation, and find out the winners of the coveted titles of Pub of the Year and Landlord of the Year. Packed with hidden gems, The Good Pub Guide provides a wealth of honest, entertaining and indispensable information.

The Hidden Places of England

Author : Peter Long
Publisher : Travel Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 9781904434122
Total Pages : 684 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (341 download)

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Download or read book The Hidden Places of England written by Peter Long and published by Travel Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2004 with total page 684 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: England's landscape is as diverse as its culture. It is a country with magnificent landscapes. This guide looks at the more established places of interest throughout the country, but it also focuses on the more secluded and little known visitor attractions and places to stay, eat and drink.

Whitaker's Book List

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1770 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Whitaker's Book List written by and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 1770 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Provision of Cross-border Health Services for Wales

Author : Great Britain: Parliament: House of Commons: Welsh Affairs Committee
Publisher : The Stationery Office
ISBN 13 : 9780215529244
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (292 download)

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Download or read book The Provision of Cross-border Health Services for Wales written by Great Britain: Parliament: House of Commons: Welsh Affairs Committee and published by The Stationery Office. This book was released on 2009 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Given the divergence in health policy between England and Wales, and the significant number of patients who cross the border for treatment, the Welsh Affairs Committee examined the interface between the two systems and the effectiveness of co-ordination between the Department for Health and the Welsh Assembly Government. It wanted to discover whether cross-border patients are treated fairly and whether the Welsh Assembly Government and the Department of Health consider the border in the development of the diverging policy environment. The Committee was aware of significant confusion amongst patients, for example in knowing what they are entitled to receive from their health service and that cross-border providers were being disadvantaged by the need to cope with two separate funding and commissioning schemes. The Committee's interim report on this topic (HC 870, session 2007-08, ISBN 9780215521682) concluded that four key criteria should be established in cross-border health policy: clinical excellence as close to home as possible; border-proofing of policy and practice; cross-border citizen engagement; and transparent and accountable co-operation between localities, regions and governments. This report returns to these key criteria. The Committee is very disappointed that a protocol on cross-border health services has not been agreed, further evidence of a clear lack of co-ordination between the UK and Welsh Assembly governments and which leaves clinicians and administrators in a strained position and risks adversely affecting patients as a result of cross-border commissioning and funding problems. Better information for patients must be provided. The Committee finds the Department of Health's delay in responding to its interim report until some 6 months after publication to be unacceptable.