The Village Idiot

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Publisher : Melville House
ISBN 13 : 1612199828
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (121 download)

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Book Synopsis The Village Idiot by : Steve Stern

Download or read book The Village Idiot written by Steve Stern and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2022-09-13 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Publishers Weekly Best Book of 2022 "A frothy picaresque that ... vibrates to the “sweet celestial confusion” of Soutine’s painting: delirious and earthy, reverent and irreligious." -- The New York Times Book Review A wild, effervescent, absinthe-soaked novel that tells of the life of the extraordinary artist Chaim Soutine Steve Stern’s astonishing new novel The Village Idiot begins on a glorious spring day in Paris 1917. Amid the carnage of World War I, some of the foremost artists of the age have chosen to stage a boat race. At the head of the regatta is Amedeo Modigliani, seated regally in a bathtub pulled by a flock of canvasback ducks. But unbeknownst to the competition, he has a secret advantage: his young friend, the immigrant painter Chaim Soutine, is hauling the tub from underwater. Soutine, an unwashed, misfit artist (who incidentally can’t swim) has been persuaded by the Italian to don a ponderous diving suit and trudge along the floor of the river Seine. Disoriented and confused by the artificial air in his helmet Chaim stumbles through the events of his past and future life. It’s quite an extraordinary life. From his impoverished beginnings in an East European shtetl to his equally destitute days in Paris during the Années Folles, the Crazy Years, from the Cinderella patronage of the American collector Albert Barnes, who raises him from poverty to international attention, to his perilous flight from the Nazi occupation of France, Chaim Soutine remains driven by his unrelenting passion to paint. To be sure, there are notable distractions, such as his unlikely friendship with Modigliani, who drags him from brothels to midnight felonies to a duel at dawn; there are the romances with remarkable women who compete with and sometimes salvage his obsession. But there is also, always on the horizon, the coming storm that threatens to sweep away Chaim and a generation of gifted Jewish refugees from a tradition that would outlaw their longing to make art. Wildly inventive, as funny as it is heart-breaking, The Village Idiot is a luminous fever-dream of a novel, steeped in the heady atmosphere of a Paris that was the cultural capital of the universe, a place where anything seemed possible.

Adventures of

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ISBN 13 : 9781495322181
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (221 download)

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Book Synopsis Adventures of by : Zachary Taylor

Download or read book Adventures of written by Zachary Taylor and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-20 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whenever The Village Idiot thinks that life couldn't get any better, BAM!, The Twilight Zone kicks him right in the belly. Find out how he and his banditry of heathen brothers snake their way through life's chaos. Set up in a series of non-fiction short stories, The Village Idiot, which ironically was the name of the commercial fishing boat he fished on in Alaska. The author adopted the name Village Idiots as a nickname for him and his heathen brothers. A book of "You-Can't-Make-This-Shit-up" stories, all based around the author and lead Village Idiot, Zachary S. Taylor. Each story is more bizarre than the next, making them a quick read, perfect for the man of the family, next-to-the-toilet-bowl reading material. Zeke has lived the gypsy lifestyle for more than 20 years. His travels have taken him from one end of the planet to the other, many, many times. A former United States Marine, Alaska Commercial Fisherman, Alaska Mountain Guide and Expedition Leader, Hard-Core Biker, Dog Trainer, Ladies Man, Adventurer and Storyteller, give him real life experiences to tell a good story. If you have ever run into him having a sociable at the local watering hole, you may have already heard some of these time tested master pieces. Now, before I blow too much smoke up my own ass, enjoy the day. Peace.

It Takes a Village Idiot

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Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9780743218795
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (187 download)

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Book Synopsis It Takes a Village Idiot by : Jim Mullen

Download or read book It Takes a Village Idiot written by Jim Mullen and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2002-07-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finalist for the 2001 Thurber Prize for American Humor a Rocky Mountain News (Denver) Best Book of the Year Millions of people dream of abandoning the city routine for a simple country life. Jim Mullen was not one of them. He loved his Manhattan existence: parties, openings, movie screenings. He could walk to hundreds of restaurants, waste entire afternoons at the Film Forum, people-watch from his window. Then, one day, calamity. His wife quits smoking and buys a weekend house in the Catskill Mountains of upstate New York -- in a tiny town diametrically opposed to Manhattan in every way. Slowly, however, the man who once boasted, "Life is just a cab away," begins to warm to the place -- manure and compost and strangers who wave and all -- and to embrace the kind of life that once gave him the shakes.

Village Idiot

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ISBN 13 : 9781946989994
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (899 download)

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Book Synopsis Village Idiot by : David Sheinkopf

Download or read book Village Idiot written by David Sheinkopf and published by . This book was released on 2022-02-23 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in Greenwich Village and live the fast life of a teenage kid who's breaking into the brilliant inside world of modeling and television, meeting beautiful girls, hanging out with neighborhood kids willing to try anything once, and doing recreational drugs of every stripe? Here, by turns, is the revealing, deeply touching, hilarious, and heart breaking story of a twelve-year-old who does just that-who goes from print modeling to soap operas, makes serious money and spends it like it's going out of style, suffers painful losses, crashes into one catastrophe after another, runs into real emotional and physical trouble. . .and survives because, at root, he has a good heart. It's a tale of faith in oneself and triumph over tough odds that leave some of his nearest and dearest dead, strung out, or doing hard time.

Family Guy: It takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

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Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061143324
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (611 download)

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Book Synopsis Family Guy: It takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One by : Alex Borstein

Download or read book Family Guy: It takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One written by Alex Borstein and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2007-05-08 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In addition to sharing detailed accounts of her highest highs and lowest lows, as well as her scathing views on the state of public affairs today, Mayor Lois Griffin also shares the pages of this book with the people who put her in office. By giving them such a strong voice in this record of history, she not only reveals how Quagmire pimped out the vote, Peter sold out to the media, Meg coped with sudden celebrity through sullen poetry, Stewie mounted yet another terrorist plot against her, disgraced former mayor West recovered from defeat, and she herself succumbed to the temptations of the job, she also reveals just how valuable she holds the ideals of democracy. Part biography, part town-ography, this no-holds-barred book comes with a strong message for all: It takes a village—and sometimes even a village idiot’s wife—to set things right in America again.

Village Idiot

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Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1350420735
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (54 download)

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Book Synopsis Village Idiot by : Samson Hawkins

Download or read book Village Idiot written by Samson Hawkins and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-29 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If I were an animal there would be legislation to protect my home, but because I'm just a bloody human they can do whatever the f**k they like. Welcome to the village of Syresham; it's not quite the Cotswolds. Townies have decided they want a lie-in, so they're building a new high-speed railway. Issue is, it's going right through Barbara Honeybone's house, and she 'ent having none of it. Barbara's grandson Peter works for the townies and it's his job to convince the village that having a two-tonne bullet hurtling through their cabbage patches will actually be for the best. Then there's Harry, Barbara's younger grandson, he 'ent that bothered about trains, he's only got eyes for Debbie Mahoney. But the only thing Barbara hates more than townies is the Mahoneys. Originally commissioned by Nottingham Playhouse, Village Idiot by Samson Hawkins is an audacious comedy, where family feuds kick off around a country fair that all you townies are invited to. This edition was published to coincide with the world premiere of the Theatre Royal Stratford East, Nottingham Playhouse and Ramps On The Moon co-production in March 2023.

The Idiot

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 014311106X
Total Pages : 465 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (431 download)

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Book Synopsis The Idiot by : Elif Batuman

Download or read book The Idiot written by Elif Batuman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Book Review Notable Book • Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction • Longlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction “Easily the funniest book I’ve read this year.” —GQ “Masterly funny debut novel . . . Erudite but never pretentious, The Idiot will make you crave more books by Batuman.” —Sloane Crosley, Vanity Fair A portrait of the artist as a young woman. A novel about not just discovering but inventing oneself. The year is 1995, and email is new. Selin, the daughter of Turkish immigrants, arrives for her freshman year at Harvard. She signs up for classes in subjects she has never heard of, befriends her charismatic and worldly Serbian classmate, Svetlana, and, almost by accident, begins corresponding with Ivan, an older mathematics student from Hungary. Selin may have barely spoken to Ivan, but with each email they exchange, the act of writing seems to take on new and increasingly mysterious meanings. At the end of the school year, Ivan goes to Budapest for the summer, and Selin heads to the Hungarian countryside, to teach English in a program run by one of Ivan's friends. On the way, she spends two weeks visiting Paris with Svetlana. Selin's summer in Europe does not resonate with anything she has previously heard about the typical experiences of American college students, or indeed of any other kinds of people. For Selin, this is a journey further inside herself: a coming to grips with the ineffable and exhilarating confusion of first love, and with the growing consciousness that she is doomed to become a writer. With superlative emotional and intellectual sensitivity, mordant wit, and pitch-perfect style, Batuman dramatizes the uncertainty of life on the cusp of adulthood. Her prose is a rare and inimitable combination of tenderness and wisdom; its logic as natural and inscrutable as that of memory itself. The Idiot is a heroic yet self-effacing reckoning with the terror and joy of becoming a person in a world that is as intoxicating as it is disquieting. Batuman's fiction is unguarded against both life's affronts and its beauty--and has at its command the complete range of thinking and feeling which they entail. Named one the best books of the year by Refinery29 • Mashable One • Elle Magazine • The New York Times • Bookpage • Vogue • NPR • Buzzfeed •The Millions

Idiot America

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Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0767926153
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Book Synopsis Idiot America by : Charles Pierce

Download or read book Idiot America written by Charles Pierce and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units · Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough · Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it With his trademark wit and insight, veteran journalist Charles Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States. Pierce asks how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has somehow deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate. But his thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated. Erudite and razor-sharp, Idiot America is at once an invigorating history lesson, a cutting cultural critique, and a bullish appeal to our smarter selves.

Global Village Idiot

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Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1409022633
Total Pages : 355 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (9 download)

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Book Synopsis Global Village Idiot by : John O'Farrell

Download or read book Global Village Idiot written by John O'Farrell and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'This week the first pet passports came into effect. Around the country dogs have been hopping into photo booths and trying to look as relaxed as possible, which is not easy when you know you're not allowed on the chair.' Gathered here are the best of John O'Farrell's newspaper columns for the Guardian and the Independent which saw him win the coveted Best Columnist of the Year Award at the prestigious British Liars Awards. Among many other things, he claims that the only conviction in the Tory Party will be when Jeffrey Archer gets sent to prison; that scientists have created a genetically superior monkey which will advertise lapsang souchong instead of PG Tips; and that with the election of George W. Bush, the global village has finally got its own global village idiot.

It Takes a Village

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1471108643
Total Pages : 455 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (711 download)

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Book Synopsis It Takes a Village by : Hillary Rodham Clinton

Download or read book It Takes a Village written by Hillary Rodham Clinton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 455 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten years ago one of America's most important public figures, First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, chronicled her quest both deeply personal and, in the truest sense, public to help make our society into the kind of village that enables children to become able, caring resilient adults. IT TAKES A VILLAGE is a textbook for caring, filled with truths that are worth a read, and a reread. In her substantial new introduction, Senator Clinton reflects on how our village has changed over the last decade, from the internet to education, and on how her own understanding of children has deepened as she has watched Chelsea grow up and take on challenges new to her generation, from a first job to living through a terrorist attack. She discusses how the work she is doing in the Senate is helping children and looks at where America has been successful, improvements in the foster care system and support for adoption, and where there is still work to be done, providing pre-school programmes and universal health care to all our children. This new edition elucidates how the choices we make about how we raise our children, and how we support families, will determine how all nations will face the challenges of this century.

Global Village Idiot

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Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
ISBN 13 : 1555847056
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (558 download)

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Download or read book Global Village Idiot written by John O'Farrell and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this collection of acid-tongued essays, “the U.K.’s answer to Dave Barry” skewers his American cousins (Publishers Weekly). Winner of the Best Columnist of the Year at the British Liars’ Awards and Britain’s finest satirist, John O’Farrell takes dead aim at cell phones, awards ceremonies, genetic sheep splicers, America’s right-wing cabal of dunces, dunderheads, dimwits, and the Big D himself. “Just when we thought the lawlessness in Iraq was over,” O’Farrell observes, “even more blatant incidents of looting have begun. With handkerchiefs masking their faces, two rioters roughly the height of George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld kicked in the gates of the largest oilfield and grabbed the keys of the gasoline trucks. ‘Yee-haw! It’s all ours! Millions of barrels of the stuff,’ they laughed. ‘Yup!’ added the leader, ‘and this mask guarantees my anonymousinity!’ So after all these years there really is such a person as the Thief of Baghdad. Except strangely his accent sounded vaguely Texan.” A writer for the groundbreaking television show Spitting Image and contributor to the screenplay for the hit movie Chicken Run, O’Farrell meticulously researched his conclusions by spending five minutes on the Internet and then giving up. And while O’Farrell’s sharpest barbs and stingers have often been written to come out of the mouths of grotesque puppets and Claymation chickens, this time around he keeps the best lines for himself: “With the election of the 43rd President of the United States, the global village is complete,” O’Farrell writes. “It has its own global village idiot.”

The Secret of the Village Fool

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ISBN 13 : 9781926920757
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (27 download)

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Book Synopsis The Secret of the Village Fool by : Rebecca Upjohn

Download or read book The Secret of the Village Fool written by Rebecca Upjohn and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anton, laughed at and called a fool in his small village, proves himself a hero when he hides a Jewish family from the Nazis during the Holocaust.

Memoirs of the Village Idiot

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Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1398471097
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (984 download)

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Book Synopsis Memoirs of the Village Idiot by : Nandi Mhlongo

Download or read book Memoirs of the Village Idiot written by Nandi Mhlongo and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-12-16 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘How is it possible that life, for the life of it, could be painful and joy-less? Yet it has survived for ages?’... Is the ability to see the world in its most unflattering state, without reason nor rhyme, a gift or a curse with a pinch of mental instability?

When the Village Idiot Get Started

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Publisher : Infinity Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0741418134
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (414 download)

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Book Synopsis When the Village Idiot Get Started by : Jay Thomas Willis

Download or read book When the Village Idiot Get Started written by Jay Thomas Willis and published by Infinity Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

More Amuzing Fictional Tales from the Village Idiot

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595358624
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (953 download)

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Fearless

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Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 031625343X
Total Pages : 394 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Book Synopsis Fearless by : Elliott James

Download or read book Fearless written by Elliott James and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prince Charming rescues a student in a small college town in this fast-paced urban fantasy with rich world building and a strong female lead. Someone, somewhere, has declared war on Kevin Kichida, and that someone has a long list of magical predators on their rolodex. The good news is that Kevin lives in a town where Ted Cahill is the new sheriff and old ally of John Charming. The attacks on Kevin seem to be a pattern, and the more John and his new team follow that thread, the deeper they find themselves in a maze of supernatural threats, family secrets, and age-old betrayals. The more John learns, the more convinced he becomes that Kevin Kichida isn't just a victim, he's a sacrifice waiting to happen. And that thread John's following? It's really a fuse . . . Fearless is the third novel in an urban fantasy series which gives a new twist to the Prince Charming tale.

Somewhere in Ireland, a Village Is Missing an Idiot

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ISBN 13 : 9781936891085
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (91 download)

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Book Synopsis Somewhere in Ireland, a Village Is Missing an Idiot by : David Feherty

Download or read book Somewhere in Ireland, a Village Is Missing an Idiot written by David Feherty and published by . This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Golf is not a game, it's a punishment." -David Feherty "If you're one of those people who think golf is a religion, prepare for some seriously funny blasphemy." --Troon McAllister, author of The Green Somewhere in Ireland, A Village is Missing an Idiot is a collection of Feherty's most popular Golf Magazine columns, intermingled with his most outrageous work from Golfonline.com. As an added bonus, readers will be treated to some notorious pieces from his work at the British publication Golf Monthly. Edited by and with a running commentary by Feherty, and accompanied by some of the priceless letters to the editor from readers across the country and around the globe complaining about Feherty's perversity, Somewhere in Ireland is the perfect Father's Day gift for the crankiest duffer in every family.