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Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night (video). written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Barry Cryer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781858498348
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (983 download)
Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night Live written by Barry Cryer and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Patti Trickett
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1467883166
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (678 download)
Download or read book Two Old Farts and a Motorhome!! written by Patti Trickett and published by Author House. This book was released on 2012-01-20 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DIVING HEADLONG INTO RIB TICKLING SITUATIONS, WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES. THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD!! Leading up to retirement, authoress Patti Trickett and her husband Chris bought a 2 berth motor home. Enjoying regular short breaks in the U.K; they eventually had an extended tour of Scotland to celebrate their retirement. Learning the necessary skills of touring, the experienced some hilarious situations! Returning home, they decided to do extensive planning, and drive their motor home through Central Europe to their villa in Crete! Come with them, as they drive over the Swiss Alps. Live their hippy life style, as they camp near the golden sands of the Adriatic. Beach comb for shells, and collect driftwood for the BBQ, then dance in the surf at midnight under a full moon. You are invited to take a romantic trip on a gondola in Venice, or do some sightseeing at the ancient Acropolis of Athens. The ultimate destination was to arrive at their villa in Crete, and visit the remote villages, high in the Psiloritis Mountains, where they make true and lasting friendships, and meet many colourful characters whilst out walking.
Author : Tom Dalzell
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317372522
Total Pages : 864 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (173 download)
Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.
Author : Sorina Vazelina
Publisher : Life
ISBN 13 : 9780993395185
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (951 download)
Download or read book Old Farts: Short Stories about Aging from Romania written by Sorina Vazelina and published by Life. This book was released on 2020-10-16 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of visually diverse, humorous stories about old folks, told through their observations about daily life, musings about the past, and abstrast parables.
Author : Jayson Walker
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1475991479
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (759 download)
Download or read book The Dark Staircase written by Jayson Walker and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-01-28 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crisp, modern science fiction with a deep dose of scientific reality, romance, action, suspense, and drama awaits you within the pages of The Dark Staircase, the second anthology from Jayson Walker, author of Beyond the Kaleidoscope. An arch-villainess spices things up in the shoot-em-up detective thriller Deacon Hall, featuring explorations of faith, the paranormal, and romance. In the title story, The Dark Staircase, a lonely, old man struggles to accept the loss of his wife. In his grief, he is forced to confront his ebbing faithand the seductive lure of potential redemption. Fluffy the Devourer and Three Bird Song, provide a brief glimpse into worlds that none of us would prefer to visiteven for an overnight sojourn, and especially not overnight. The Fire Assay, The Legend of Three Notch Crossing, and The Hyperlith offer unique perspectives on the ubiquitous questions of fate, death, and redemption with strong karmic undertones and drama. This collection provides intriguing departures from the gray reality of normal, waking consciousness and presents a journey you wont soon forget.
Author : James W. Hall
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504039483
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)
Download or read book The Haze written by James W. Hall and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An aging mobster finds trouble in a nursing home in the latest caper from an Edgar Award–winning author. Back in the day, Little Mo Connor was a hired gun for Slick Dickey Scalini, taking down opponents without discretion, always with the same signature kill: three shots to the head, one shot to the heart. Now he’s living out his last days hidden away in an anonymous facility, surrounded by other seniors. Haunted by his past, his dementia comes as something of a blessing . . . though he can’t always remember what it is he wants to forget—he’s always mixing up the memories from his own life with those from books he’s read and movies he’s seen. A lover of crime novels from the pulp paperback era, Little Mo relishes lurid tales—the more violent the better. Take, for example, his most recent acquisition: a novel in which he and his trusty .38 snubnose are the stars. It tells the story of a former hit man in love with Varla, a geriatric serial killer who convinces him that murdering his grown daughter is the only way to escape the captivity of their nursing home. But as the plot of the novel begins to play out in Little Mo’s waking life, he must struggle to separate fact from fiction before they meet in a deadly conclusion. Hailed a “master of suspense” by the New York Times Book Review, author of the Thorn Mysteries James W. Hall now presents one of the most unusual and enthralling novellas in the Bibliomystery series. The Haze is a treat for book lovers and mystery buffs alike. The Bibliomysteries are a series of short tales about deadly books, by top mystery authors.
Author : Pieter-Dirk Uys
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
ISBN 13 : 1770221956
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (72 download)
Download or read book Between the Devil and the Deep written by Pieter-Dirk Uys and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2010-12-08 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘”Adapt or die!” PW Botha spat out at us from the television news. And so the new show was called Adapt or Dye.’ The comedy of Pieter-Dirk Uys has been with us for as long as we can remember. In this funny, witty and poignant memoir, he takes us on a journey through his life in the theatre - and the theatre in his life. We follow him from his early years as a stage manager and actor at The Space Theatre, via his ridiculous brushes with censorship, to the political satires that made him famous. Uys explains how his alter ego, Evita Bezuidenhout, came into being, as well as the other members of her extraordinary family. He takes us onto the film shoot of Skating on Thin Uys, into an interview with Nelson Mandela, and onto the stages of the world. We journey from the fictitious fun of Bapetikosweti, to the seriousness of his AIDS-awareness presentations at schools, to the quirky comfort of Evita se Perron in Darling. Illustrated with scenes from his plays and revues, the book will leave you feeling as if you’ve just seen a Pieter-Dirk Uys show: with lots of laughter, a bit of anger, and utter amazement at how this man (or woman) just keeps doing it.
Author : Keith Badman
Publisher : Omnibus Press
ISBN 13 : 0857120018
Total Pages : 990 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (571 download)
Download or read book The Beatles Diary Volume 2: After The Break-Up 1970-2001 written by Keith Badman and published by Omnibus Press. This book was released on 2009-10-28 with total page 990 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From 1970 onwards the disbanded Beatles were at last free to follow their individual interests. From that point on there were four separate stories... but they were stories that would form a complex overlapping history of quarrels and reconciliations, personal projects and sporadic collaborations. For the first time ever, a noted Beatles expert has meticulously documented the entire period of The Beatles after the break-up.
Author : Barry Cryer
Publisher : Weidenfeld & Nicolson
ISBN 13 : 0297859110
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (978 download)
Download or read book Butterfly Brain written by Barry Cryer and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 2009-12-17 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barry Cryer is one of the great comedians of the last 50 years. This is a sparkling series of hilarious and true anecdotes, almost all of which have never been told before! Barry Cryer has collaborated with all the greats from Max Miller to Tony Hancock, Bob Hope, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, John Cleese, Frankie Howerd, Kenny Everett, Spike Milligan, Eric Sykes, Dave Allen, Richard Pryor, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Graham Chapman, the Two Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise - in fact almost all the great comedians and comic writers since the mid 1950s. Barry's set of experiences with these legends of humour is unique, and will delight all who made PIGS CAN FLY a runaway porcine bestseller. In this completely new, organically grown book, old Baz recalls, reminisces, recounts and other words beginning with 'R', on a trip down Memory Lane, pausing only for tea and macaroons at the Stannah Stairlift Cafe. What memories - if only he can remember them. Currently 74, a third of his life has already passed and he invites you to enjoy this wonderfully funny account of it, a decorous orgy of nostalgia.
Author : Douglas Clegg
Publisher : Alkemara Press
ISBN 13 : 1944668993
Total Pages : 1511 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (446 download)
Download or read book Night Towns written by Douglas Clegg and published by Alkemara Press. This book was released on 2019-07-27 with total page 1511 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Small Town Horror, Big Time Scares. The classic supernatural horror epics from bestselling and award-winning novelist Douglas Clegg — more than 1,500 pages if in print! This includes: THE CHILDREN’S HOUR In this gripping supernatural thriller of horror and suspense — from Bram Stoker Award-winning author Douglas Clegg — something is terribly wrong with the children of Colony, West Virginia. Innocent though they seem, these kids come out at night — to hunt. YOU COME WHEN I CALL YOU A heart-pounding supernatural epic. A high desert town has turned toxic after twenty years of nightmares. Now, a woman in Los Angeles believes her visions and memories are signs of insanity; a man named Peter Chandler follows a teenager into a house of darkness; in New York City, a cab driver begins to see a demon-haunted world all around him — while he’s driving. GOAT DANCE From Bram Stoker winner Douglas Clegg comes a novel of unrelenting suspense and supernatural horror. What secrets lie within the ancient place known as the Goat Dance? A girl who drowned is back from the dead... Nightmarish forces lurk in the mountains of Virginia. Those long-dead return in nightmares – and a small town must face its terrifying past as a possessed child threatens to unleash an unspeakable horror. 3 novels of supernatural terror set in towns dark as midnight, infested with nightmares — which all makes page-turning reading for you! "Clegg's stories can chill the spine so effectively that the reader should keep paramedics on standby!" — Dean Koontz "Clegg is a weaver of nightmares!" — Robert R. McCammon "Clegg delivers!" — John Saul
Author : Tim Haynes
Publisher : Jacana Media
ISBN 13 : 9781919931104
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (311 download)
Download or read book House at the Edge of the World written by Tim Haynes and published by Jacana Media. This book was released on 2005-04 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drunken wakes, mistaken corpses, strongman competitions with mountain goats, and salmon poaching at midnight by the light of a torch while hiding from the police, are among the poignant and comic anecdotes littered throughout this honest, funny story. Such hilarious events are inevitable for the South African family that spends four years living in rural Ireland, rebuilding their dream stone cottage from scratch, dealing with meddling locals, and learning to appreciate the country folk's very strange antics.
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 592 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)
Download or read book Plays and Players written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jill Marie Landis
Publisher : Bell Bridge Books
ISBN 13 : 1611941423
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (119 download)
Download or read book Two to Mango written by Jill Marie Landis and published by Bell Bridge Books. This book was released on 2012-06-20 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forget the grass skirts. Some of the Island's top hula dancers are pushing up daisies. Everyone at Em Johnson's famous North Shore Kauai hang-out, The Tiki Goddess Bar, knows that the bar's irrepressible Hula Maidens take their hula dancing seriously. So when famed hula instructors from a rival dance troop start dropping like over-ripe passion fruit, Em and the Hula Maidens go undercover at the Kukui Nut Festival Hula Competition to uncover the killer. Em is once again up to her okole in danger and mystery, not to mention the seductive challenge of working with hunky detective Roland Sharpe, who moonlights as one of the island's sexiest fire dancers. The hula is lively, the luau is smoking, the mai tais are delicious, and a killer is looking to get away with murder in paradise. Praise for Book One of The Tiki Goddess Mysteries "Fun, charming and full of atmosphere, Mai Tai One On is a delightful beginning to what promises to be a terrific mystery series." Susan Mallery, New York Times Bestselling Author JILL MARIE LANDIS has written over twenty-five novels, which have earned awards and slots on such national bestseller lists as the USA TODAY Top 50 and the New York Times Best Sellers Plus. She is a seven-time finalist for Romance Writers of America's RITA Award in both Single Title and Contemporary Romance as well as a Golden Heart and RITA Award winner. She's written historical and contemporary romance as well as inspirational historical romance, and she is now penning The Tiki Goddess Mystery Series, which began with MAI TAI ONE ON.
Author : Judy Prudhomme
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1420867555
Total Pages : 743 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (28 download)
Download or read book The New Ones of Atlantis written by Judy Prudhomme and published by Author House. This book was released on 2006-04-24 with total page 743 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dream Seer, Judy Prudhomme, shares her lifelong visions of The New Ones and why Kleech,the alien Priest, created this superhuman species to rule and protect Atlantis. The New Ones of Atlantis will ignite your imagination and whirl your emotions with a colorful adventure of extremes: shipwrecks and rescues; pirate debauchery and dedicated Priests; dangerous Warriors and happy children; whores and virginity; demons, ghosts and the Holy Spirit; death, resurrection and reincarnation; Warrior Practice and Temple. The first New One, Lord Priest, is a black, bird-beaked, Warrior/Priest, Healer, Scientist, Educator, Seer, Magician and reincarnate of the Egyptian God Thoth. The second New One, Lord Beast, The King, is a genetic combination of Lord Priest and an African Lioness. Lord Beast appears human until his beastly traits surface and his deadly perfection proves why he is The Killing Beast of Atlantis and the undefeated Leader of the most feared Army on Earth. The Third New One, Lady Athena, demonstrates her courage when she challenges Lord Beast’s most dangerous Warriors to fight for the coveted position of Army Co-Trainer. After the bloody battles, Athena claims her victory and becomes The Third Ruler and Goddess of War. Enjoy Athena’s beloved friend, six-year-old Daisy, as she grows more like Athena everyday, leads the Little Flower Warriors and communicates to God in a unique way. Laugh at Atlantis’ greatest war heroes, the comical Warriors Burr and Mayner, as they try to get their buddy, The King, laid by slipping him past his Seer Father. Unfortunately, the dangerous Lord Priest is not amused. Guarantee: You will not want this book to end!
Author : Erastes
Publisher : QueeredFiction Press
ISBN 13 : 1920441026
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (24 download)
Download or read book Queer Dimensions written by Erastes and published by QueeredFiction Press. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Visit the unexpected futures...where queer flowers bloom on strange new worlds even when that world is our own..." QUEER DIMENSIONS presents queer futures in an exciting collection of 17 science fiction tales from both new and established authors. Edited by James EM Rasmussen. THE NIGHT HUNTER by Jacques L Condor Maka Tai Meh "Lights in the sky, circles in the snow and stolen moose carcasses...in the Alaskan wilderness two former lovers stand together in the face of the unknown." BORROWED by RJ Bradshaw "In Borrowed, Pete's average working day takes a bewildering turn when his hot neighbor pays him an uncharacteristic visit." THE COMMUNION FIELDS by Trent Roman "Around the world, a group of people find themselves in a strange dreamland when they go to sleep, where the laws of physics are suspended and something lurks over the horizon." STARGAZING by Inga Gorslar "The journey might just be the reward." THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE ROOM by Mallory Path "Duster Mann adores women-especially when they have XY chromosomes like the woman he fell for at first sight and has been searching for ever since. " TIME NOW by CS Fuqua "Mattie will do anything to change the past...but what if the past won't let her?" THE MAN IN THE MIRROR by Lacey Louwagie "In a world of declining male birthrates, Gina moves to a Ranch searching for love. When Gina's marriage fails, her best friend Andi takes drastic steps to make sure Gina's dreams of love still come true." THE TOTI by Micheal Itig "Where can the gay man who has everything find fulfillment? There's only one possible place: in the arms of a toti...." THE VISITOR by Fiona Glass "Can love follow a person through time? When Madoc meets a man from the future he little realizes it will be the catalyst to change his world." ZOOGARISH by John Randall Williams "Cole's panic attacks aren't about to keep him from a Zoogarish. He fights his fears only to find the hallucinations generated by this Zoogarish are something different, something truly deadly." THE FUTURE OF DR LOLE SAN PAULO by RJ Astruc "High above the morals and laws of the civilized world, a disgraced geneticist finds a new lease on life when an unusual thief comes to him with an indecent proposal." THE SISTER BUSH by Joel Best " A young woman from the distant future, plagued by strange dreams, learns that love and profit can be at odds with one another." PLUMBING THE DEPTHS by Angelia Sparrow & Naomi Brooks "Washed-up Space Exploration Rangers, Cliff Cody and his husband Jake, are sent on a mission to the earth's core, only to have the nature of their world and relationship shaken." OFF COURSE by Logan Zachary "Disaster leads to a close encounter of the best kind." EURYDICE by James EM Rasmussen "Eurydice: a world filled with fanatics, lunatics and isolationists where they'd rather kill you than say hello. The perfect holiday stop, only if you're still young enough to feel immortal..." WHATEVER THE RISK by Erastes "Paroche is one planet Teless never wants to go to. When his partner and Captain announces that they are going to be trading there on their next jump, Teless knows it can only end badly." HERE BE GARDENS by David Edison "Jaime's been living off world when the death of an ex-lover draws him back to Earth-or does he have a different motive for leaving the herbaceous Dyson Sphere he's called home for two years?"
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 844 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Film Review written by and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
