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Book Synopsis Twas the Night of Zombies before Christmas by : Alex Willis
Download or read book Twas the Night of Zombies before Christmas written by Alex Willis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-17 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun new take on A Visit from St. Nicholas (Twas the night before Christmas), except this time with zombies. A fun and light tale for the whole family...well, maybe just those preparing for the pending zombie apocolypse.Includes a bonus story of The Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Book Synopsis Twas the Night Before Christmas - Zombie Apocalypse by : Shannon Schlotfelt
Download or read book Twas the Night Before Christmas - Zombie Apocalypse written by Shannon Schlotfelt and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-08 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new twist on a well loved classic, Twas the Night Before Christmas, is re-animated. We're in the Zombie Apocalypse and now understand why Santa has been around forever! Santa's Curse brings you a Merry Undead Christmas! You will love this updated version of an old favorite!
Book Synopsis The Zombie Night Before Christmas by : Cider Mill Press
Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!
Book Synopsis The Zombie Night Before Christmas by : Clement C. Moore
Download or read book The Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Clement C. Moore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze with this monstrous mash-up. Can Santa fight off the zombie ho-ho-hoard? Read the Zombie Night Before Christmas, the gory parody of the cherished 19th century poem, to find out and have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze. Blood spattering and brain eating have never looked so good thanks to the ghoulishly detailed illustrations that bring this monstrous mash-up to life. Zombies are a trend that will never die, making Zombie Night Before Christmas the perfect irreverent holiday gift.
Book Synopsis Twas the Night Before Christmas in Zalem, Mass. by : Frank Vieira
Download or read book Twas the Night Before Christmas in Zalem, Mass. written by Frank Vieira and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A zombie tale of holiday horror that take place on Christmas Eve, in Salem, Massachusetts.
Book Synopsis Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas by : Michele Casteel
Download or read book Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas written by Michele Casteel and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A twisted, yet kid-friendly, take on the traditional Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore, Twas the Zombie Night Before Christmas invites you into the life of the Rancid Family who is trying to survive AFTER the zombie apocalypse.The entertaining and down-right funny take on how zombies deal with Christmas is only heightened by the delightful illustrations that will have both children and parents laughing uncontrollably. This will be your new Christmas classic to be read year after year.
Book Synopsis The Night Before Christmas of the Living Dead by : M. V. Moorhead
Download or read book The Night Before Christmas of the Living Dead written by M. V. Moorhead and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-21 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A chemical spill at a mysterious plant in Erie, Pennsylvania, spawns an outbreak of cannibalistic living corpses, and they do what zombies do-they head for the nearest shopping mall. But it's Christmas Eve, and the ravenous dead find themselves in a crowd of last-minute shoppers. Soon a handful of survivors have taken shelter in a tiny glass booth at the center of the mall, where they try to find a way out of the holiday horror. M.V. Moorhead's novel offers all the gut-ripping, bone-crunching action and chills that zombie fans demand, as well as a vision of the dark side of that most wonderful time of the year.
Book Synopsis The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 by : Lyle Perez-Tinics
Download or read book The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 written by Lyle Perez-Tinics and published by Gary McFarlane. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another round of ghoulish holiday stories, The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 is an anthology of both jolly and frightening proportions. From zombie toys to flesh-eating Santas, Vol. 2 is sure to be the most unique gift under the tree. The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 brings together various talented authors and artists from across the world. Stories include: How I Got My Sack Back, by Stephen Johnston; Death and the Magi, by Joe McKinney; Zombies We Have Heard on High, by Jamie Freeman; You Better Watch Out, by Scott Morris, and others. Get into the Christmas spirit with carols and poems such as 'Twas a Season of Zombies by Rebecca Besser and The Last Noel by Craig W. Chenery. Whether you buy it for yourself, a friend, or family member, know you're doing it for a good cause. Proceeds from the sales of The Undead That Saved Christmas Vol. 2 benefit the Hugs Foster Family Agency (hugsffa.org) and will help them give their foster children gifts this holiday season.
Book Synopsis I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus by : S.G. Browne
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just in time for the holidays—a hilarious Christmas novella and sequel to the author’s highly acclaimed Breathers, “a zombie comedy with brains” (Kirkus Reviews). “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .
Book Synopsis The Night Before Christmas of the Living Dead by : M. V. Moorhead
Download or read book The Night Before Christmas of the Living Dead written by M. V. Moorhead and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-05 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 'Twas the Zombie Attack Before Christmas by : Kevin Coryell
Download or read book 'Twas the Zombie Attack Before Christmas written by Kevin Coryell and published by . This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A twisted take on a classic Christmas Poem. In this post Z-day world Santa no longer visits and if you're not careful you may end up a zombies snack.
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Book Synopsis Christmas Is Dead by : Anthony Giangregorio
Download or read book Christmas Is Dead written by Anthony Giangregorio and published by Living Dead Press. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a...zombie? That's right; this anthology explores what would happen at Christmas time if there was a full blown zombie outbreak. Reanimated turkeys, zombie Santas, and demon reindeers that turn people to flesh-eating ghouls are just some of the tales you will find in this merry undead book. So curl up under the Christmas tree with a cup of hot chocolate, and as the fireplace crackles with warmth, get ready to have your heart filled with holiday cheer. But of course, then it will be ripped from your heaving chest and fed upon by blood-thirsty elves with a craving for human flesh! For you see, Christmas is Dead! And you will never look at the holiday season the same way again. Edited by Anthony Giangregorio With stories from Scott Baker, Rob Rosen, Rick Moore, Keith Luethke, Anthony Giangregorio, Peter Naggi, Tom Hamilton, Marc Wiggins, Lance Looper, Sean Grigsby, Kevin Cockle, Kelly Hudson, Paul Snider, Val Muller, Jack Burton and David Bernstein
Download or read book Overtime written by Charles Stross and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2010-06-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduced to readers in the novels The Atrocity Archive and The Jennifer Morgue, the Laundry is a secret British government agency charged with preventing dark interdimensional entities from destroying the human race. Now, in "Overtime," the Laundry is on a skeleton staff for Christmas—leaving one bureaucrat to be all that stands between the world and annihilation by the Thing That Comes Down Chimneys. Written especially for Tor.com's holiday season, Charles Stross's novelette is a finalist for the 2010 Hugo Award. Charles Stross is the Hugo-winning author of some of the most acclaimed novels and stories of the last ten years, including Singularity Sky, Accelerando, Halting State, the "Merchant Princes" series beginning with The Family Trade, and the story collections Toast and Wireless. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus by : S.G. Browne
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .
Book Synopsis Three Tales from the Laundry Files by : Charles Stross
Download or read book Three Tales from the Laundry Files written by Charles Stross and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy two short stories and a novella from the Laundry Files. Originally published on Tor.com, these stories by Charles Stross continue the adventures of the Laundry, a secret division of the British government dedicated to tracking down and containing breaches of reality by occult and otherworldly threats. "An entertaining mash-up of Lovecraftian mythology and an extremely twisted take on a fantasy trope."--Publishers Weekly (on Equoid: A Laundry Novella) At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis Shock Theatre Chicago Style by : Donald F. Glut
Download or read book Shock Theatre Chicago Style written by Donald F. Glut and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From December 1957 through October 1959, Chicago TV viewers were held in thrall by "Marvin," the ghoulishly hilarious host of WBKB-TV's late-night horror film series Shock Theatre. Marvin and his lady friend "Dear" (her face ever hidden from the camera) introduced thousands of Chicagoland youngsters to such classic Universal chillers as Frankenstein, Dracula and The Wolf Man. This history of Shock Theatre focuses on the series and its creator, Marvin himself--in real life, the multi-talented Terry Bennett, whose wife Joy played "Dear." Terry's son Kerry Bennett provides an affectionate foreword, while celebrated horror host Count Gore De Vol (Dick Dyszel) supplies the afterword. Included are dozens of photos and vintage advertisement reproductions, as well as two appendices featuring a resume of Terry Bennett's career and a list of films telecast during his two-year Shock Theatre run.
