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Book Synopsis 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas by : Josie Lloyd
Download or read book 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas written by Josie Lloyd and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2016-11-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creators of the bestselling parodies We're Going on a Bar Hunt, The Very Hungover Caterpillar and The Teenager Who Came to Tea. 'Tis the season to be jolly. But as any modern family knows, 'tis also the season to be micro-managed by your in-laws, guzzle too many sherries, fight over the TV remote, and panic about your internet shopping not arriving on time. But if you think that's bad, just wait until you meet the Jones family. Instead of this being their best Christmas ever, this might just be their last - especially if they don't all pull together to help their surprise guest in his hour of need. An uproariously funny update of the traditional Christmas Eve classic - that all the family can enjoy. Praise for The Very Hungover Caterpillar 'Hilarious and painfully accurate, The Very Hungover Caterpillar is liable to be one of those parodies that becomes more famous than the original' Independent Praise for We're Going on a Bar Hunt '. . . a parody that will draw a smile from any parent' Guardian Praise for The Teenager Who Came to Tea 'A hilarious parody of a much-loved children's book and a perfect read for anyone who remembers the original, or has ever been a teenager or is the parent / grandparent of a teenager today' gransnet.com
Book Synopsis 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas by : Anne Coulter Martens
Download or read book 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas written by Anne Coulter Martens and published by Baker's Plays. This book was released on 1948 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Langfords and the Riders have been neighbors and close friends for years. Even their children have been playmates and pals. They completely understand and admire one another--that is, until one day when Mrs. Rider phones the Langford home to leave a message and Ranny (yes, he's the youngest) answers the call. He is engrossed at the time in a comic book so how could anyone expect him to relay Mrs. Rider's words correctly. He gets the message so garbled that everyone goes far afield and both families are embroiled in a real spat--and right before Christmas! Ranny finds himself in the middle of all turmoil, brings to light what actually caused the misunderstanding and tops everything by filling in at the last moment in the church pageant. What is his role? Brotherly Love!
Book Synopsis 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas by : Bill Myers
Download or read book 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas written by Bill Myers and published by Tyndale Entertainment. This book was released on 1990 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nicholas discovers the real meaning of Christmas ... the hard way.
Book Synopsis A Visit from St. Nicholas by : Clement Clarke Moore
Download or read book A Visit from St. Nicholas written by Clement Clarke Moore and published by Boston : Atlantic monthly Press. This book was released on 1921 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A poem about the visit that Santa Claus pays to the children of the world during the night before every Christmas.
Book Synopsis 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas by : Laura Dower
Download or read book 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas written by Laura Dower and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2003 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Princess Morbucks switches Santa's lists of the naughty and the nice, and when the Powerpuff Girls discover they have received stockings full of coal--and Princess has all of their powers--it is up to Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup to set things right.
Book Synopsis A Die Hard Christmas by : Doogie Horner
Download or read book A Die Hard Christmas written by Doogie Horner and published by Insight Editions. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. *Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.
Book Synopsis 100 Things Spider-Man Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die by : Mark Ginocchio
Download or read book 100 Things Spider-Man Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die written by Mark Ginocchio and published by Triumph Books. This book was released on 2017-06-01 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every Spider-Man fan knows Peter Parker's origin story, knows about his clashes with the Green Goblin, and is eager to see actor Tom Holland don the red and blue suit on the big screen. But do you know the genesis of Venom or the Sinister Six? Have you ever tried Aunt May's famous wheatcakes? 100 Things Spider-Man Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die is the ultimate resource for true fans of the character. Whether you're a die-hard comic book reader from the Silver Age or a new follower of the popular movies, these are the 100 things all fans need to know and do in their lifetime. Writer and podcaster Mark Ginocchio has collected every essential piece of Spider-Man knowledge and trivia, as well as must-do activities, and ranks them all from 1 to 100, providing an entertaining and easy-to-follow checklist as you progress on your way to fan superstardom!
Book Synopsis Twas the Night After Christmas by : Sabrina Jeffries
Download or read book Twas the Night After Christmas written by Sabrina Jeffries and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pierce Waverly, the Earl of Devonmont, is estranged from his mother. When his mother's new companion, Mrs. Camilla Stuart, writes to tell him that his mother is seriously ill, he goes home. But when he learns that the lovely widow tricked him in order to effect a holiday reconciliation, he refuses to stay.
Book Synopsis Twas The Fight Before Christmas by : Cartoon Network
Download or read book Twas The Fight Before Christmas written by Cartoon Network and published by . This book was released on with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 'Twas the Night Before Pride by : Joanna McClintick
Download or read book 'Twas the Night Before Pride written by Joanna McClintick and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A glittering celebration of queer families puts Pride gently in perspective—honoring those in the LGBTQ+ community who fought against injustice and inequality. Pride’s . . . a day that means “Together, we are strong!” This joyful picture-book homage to a day of community and inclusion—and to the joys of anticipation—is also a comprehensive history. With bright, buoyant illustrations and lyrical, age-appropriate rhyme modeled on “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” it tackles difficult content such as the Stonewall Riots and the AIDS marches. On the night before Pride, families everywhere are preparing to partake. As one family packs snacks and makes signs, an older sibling shares the importance of the march with the newest member of the family. Reflecting on the day, the siblings agree that the best thing about Pride is getting to be yourself. Debut author Joanna McClintick and Pura Belpré Award–winning author-illustrator Juana Medina create a new classic that pays homage to the beauty of families of all compositions—and of all-inclusive love.
Book Synopsis Who Wrote "The Night Before Christmas"? by : MacDonald P. Jackson
Download or read book Who Wrote "The Night Before Christmas"? written by MacDonald P. Jackson and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2016-04-27 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Published anonymously in 1823, "The Night Before Christmas" has traditionally been attributed to Clement Clarke Moore (1779-1863), who included it in his Poems (1844). But descendants of Henry Livingston (1748-1828) claim that he read it to his children as his own creation long before Moore is alleged to have composed it. This book evaluates the opposing arguments and for the first time uses the author-attribution techniques of modern computational stylistics to settle the long-standing dispute. Both writers left substantial bodies of verse, which have been computer analyzed for distinguishing characteristics. Employing a range of tests and introducing a new one--statistical analysis of phonemes--this study identifies the true author and makes a significant contribution to the growing field of attribution studies.
Book Synopsis Cajun Night Before Christmas by : Trosclair
Download or read book Cajun Night Before Christmas written by Trosclair and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A version in Cajun dialect of the famous poem "The Night Before Christmas," set in a Louisiana bayou.
Book Synopsis 5 More Sleeps ‘til Christmas by : Jimmy Fallon
Download or read book 5 More Sleeps ‘til Christmas written by Jimmy Fallon and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Host of NBC's The Tonight Show and three-time #1 New York Times-bestselling author Jimmy Fallon returns with this sweet and spirited Christmas picture book. Just 5 more sleeps 'til Christmas! Can you believe it's here? I know that Santa's coming soon 'cause I've been good all year. Everyone who grew up celebrating Christmas remembers the excitement that built up to the most magical day of the year. But why not make the last week until Christmas more fun by counting how many sleeps until the arrival of Santa and his reindeer? Accompanied by the beautiful and energetic artwork of Rich Deas, enjoy the humor of Jimmy Fallon as he prepares readers for the most exciting week of the year in this new holiday tradition for your family—5 More Sleeps 'til Christmas.
Book Synopsis The Birthday Party by : Panos Karnezis
Download or read book The Birthday Party written by Panos Karnezis and published by Vintage Canada. This book was released on 2010-09-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knopf Canada is proud to welcome an internationally acclaimed, award-winning writer with his brilliant novel that tells the story of one of world’s richest and most infamous tycoons. As dawn breaks on a small island late in the summer of 1975, a tycoon wakes up to oversee the final preparations for his daughter’s birthday party. Finding out that she is pregnant by someone he does not approve of, he tries to persuade her to end the pregnancy: his private doctor – and oldest friend – is standing by to perform the procedure. Among the other guests is the tycoon’s ambitious biographer. The story intersperses the riveting events that unfold during the day of the party with the tycoon’s rise to wealth and fame, from childhood in Asia Minor to old age, via Buenos Aires, New York, London and Paris, and the attempts of his young biographer to bring his subject’s true personality to light. The Birthday Party is at once fascinating, revealing and hilarious – a gripping novel that comments upon the art of biography and the invention of a human life.
Book Synopsis The Teenager Who Came to Tea by : Emlyn Rees
Download or read book The Teenager Who Came to Tea written by Emlyn Rees and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-11-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: But the teenager didn't take just one Pringle. He took a selfie of himself pouring a whole tube of them into his mouth, before sending it to his best mate, along with the letters LOL! The bestselling authors of We're Going on a Bar Hunt and The Very Hungover Caterpillar bring you another hilarious parody of a much-loved children's book, this time turning the spotlight not only on modern teens, but firmly on their parents too. When the doorbell rings, just as Sophie and her Dad are sitting down for their tea, they're half-expecting a visit from a tiger, but what slouches in through their doorway is even more curious than that... a teenager. A perfect read for anyone who remembers the original, or has ever been a teenager or is the parent of a teenager today.
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Book Synopsis We're Going On A Bar Hunt by : Emlyn Rees
Download or read book We're Going On A Bar Hunt written by Emlyn Rees and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We're going on a bar hunt. We're going to find a cool one. The babysitter's booked. We're not old! Bestselling authors Emlyn Rees and Josie Lloyd also happen to be parents, so they understand the complications of organising a rare night out. In this parody of the famous children's book, two parents set off for a night on the tiles, and encounter a series of watering holes and bars before an alarming encounter with a 'bear' sends them running home to their children. Gillian Johnson is the author and illustrator of the successful Monster Hospital and Thora series for children. Her illustrations bring this story to life, gently parodying the original but adding an anarchic edge as the evening progresses. We're not going on a bar hunt again!
