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Book Synopsis Toot, Toot, Poop! by : J D Emily Hess Ziehler
Download or read book Toot, Toot, Poop! written by J D Emily Hess Ziehler and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-14 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Toot Toot Poop' is a book that teaches kids that there is no need to be embarrassed about bodily functions because everybody toots and everybody poops. This book makes the digestive process funny and entertaining. Not only does this subject appeal to children, but it contains real life strategies teaching how to manage bodily functions in public. Plus you know it's legit because it was written by an attorney. Emily Hess Ziehler When Emily's two-year-old son David did not show an interest in reading, but thought anything involving the word 'toot' or 'poop' was hilarious, Emily got an idea. She decided to write a book about David's favorite subject to help encourage a love of reading. Amazingly, it worked! Emily was born in Kettering, Ohio and grew up the oldest of seven children. She attended Ohio Northern University, and moved back to Dayton, Ohio to be close to family. She is an attorney by day, and a busy mom, wife and hobby writer outside of work. She lives with her son David and her husband Stephen. In her spare time, Emily enjoys reading, writing, ziplining, and spending time with her family.
Download or read book The Poop Puzzle written by Allison Jandu and published by Allison Jandu. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your child is well on her way to being completely potty trained! Hooray! Except one thing...she refuses to poop on the potty. Unfortunately, this is a problem that many parents struggle with, and now there is finally a resource to address this issue specifically without having to read an entire novel about potty training. Full of expert tips and tricks, The Poop Puzzle is a concise, easy-to-read guide that will help you understand the reasons why your child won't poop on the potty and the best ways to address the problem. So, whether your child is terrified of the potty, or just downright stubborn, this book will have your little one pooping where they should be in no time flat.
Download or read book Red Pyramid written by Vladimir Sorokin and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2024-02-27 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Extended comic turns like The Queue and relentless, mind-bending, genre-shredding extravaganzas like Ice Trilogy have established Vladimir Sorokin as a master of the contemporary novel. It is to Sorokin’s short fiction, however, that readers must turn to encounter the wildest and most unsettling of his inventions and provocations. Sorokin is a virtuoso of parody and pastiche, as well as a poet of the black sites where the human soul stands exposed to its own incontinent desires, and Red Pyramid spans the whole of his career, from his emergence in the Soviet Union as a member of Moscow’s artistic underground to his late preeminence as an observer and interpreter of the Putin era, with its squalid parade of gruesome folly and unhinged violence. Included here are queasy tour-de-forces, like the early “Obelisk,” a story as scatological as it is conceptual; the notorious “A Month in Dachau,” which earned Sorokin his sobriquet as the Russian Sade; and profoundly unsettling texts like “Tiny Tim,” where tenderness is inseparable from horror. Sorokin’s stories have appeared in The New Yorker, n+1, Harper’s Magazine, and The Baffler. This is the first time they have been collected in English.
Download or read book The Poop Song written by Eric Litwin and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books
Download or read book Anno Dracula written by Kim Newman and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 561 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Kim Newman's Anno Dracula is back in print, and we must celebrate. It was the first mash-up of literature, history and vampires, and now, in a world in which vampires are everywhere, it's still the best, and its bite is just as sharp. Compulsory reading, commentary, and mindgame: glorious." - Neil Gaiman "Politics, horror, and romance are woven together in this brilliantly imagined and realized novel. Newman's prose is a delight, his attention to detail is spellbinding." - Time Out “Stephen King assumes we hate vampires; Anne Rice makes it safe to love them, because they hate themselves. Kim Newman suspects that most of us live with them… Anno Dracula is the definitive account of that post-modern species, the self-obsessed undead.” - New York Times “Anno Dracula will leave you breathless... one of the most creative novels of the year.” - Seattle Times “Powerful... compelling entertainment... a fiendishly clever banquet of dark treats.” - San Francisco Chronicle 'A ripping yarn, an adventure romp of the best blood, and a satisfying… read' - Washington Post Book World "The most comprehensive, brilliant, dazzlingly audacious vampire novel to date. 'Ultimate' seems an apt description... Anno Dracula is at once playful, horrific, intelligent, and revelatory." - Locus "A marvelous marriage of political satire, melodramatic intrigue, gothic horror, and alternative history. Not to be missed." - The Independent "Once you start reading this Victorian-era thriller, you will not be satiated until you reach the end." - Ain't It Cool "Anno Dracula is the smart, hip Year Zero of the vampire genre's ongoing revolution." - Paul McAuley "Kim Newman brings Dracula back home in the granddaddy of all vampire adventures. Anno Dracula couldn't be more fun if Bram Stoker had scripted it for Hammer. It's a beautifully constructed Gothic epic that knocks almost every other vampire novel out for the count." - Christopher Fowler "The most interesting take on the Dracula story... to date. Recommending this one to all those that love Dracula and historical fiction!" - RexRobotReviews -- It is 1888 and Queen Victoria has remarried, taking as her new consort Vlad Tepes, the Wallachian Prince infamously known as Count Dracula. Peppered with familiar characters from Victorian history and fiction, the novel follows vampire Geneviève Dieudonné and Charles Beauregard of the Diogenes Club as they strive to solve the mystery of the Ripper murders. Anno Dracula is a rich and panoramic tale, combining horror, politics, mystery and romance to create a unique and compelling alternate history. Acclaimed novelist Kim Newman explores the darkest depths of a reinvented Victorian London. This brand-new edition of the bestselling novel contains unique bonus material, including a new afterword from Kim Newman, annotations, articles and alternate endings to the original novel.
Book Synopsis How to Be a Poop Detective by : kristin Struble
Download or read book How to Be a Poop Detective written by kristin Struble and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's book discussing what a well-functioning digestive tract behaves like and details what its end product, poop, should be like. It educates on dietary choices that influence a healthy GI tract, in turn helping to create a healthy body and "normal" poop. Also, highlighted in the book is the product, Squatty Potty due to its unique ability to aide and assist the pooping process naturally.
Book Synopsis The Poop Tails of Toot-tu Rabbit by : Brenna Craven Dumas
Download or read book The Poop Tails of Toot-tu Rabbit written by Brenna Craven Dumas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-08-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toot-tu has to poop. Toot-tu is worried, because pooping does not always feel good and it does not always come out easily. What is a rabbit to do? This story is perfect to add to any parents' potty training library. The words create laughs to ease the stigma around bowel movements, while the illustrations feature an adorable rabbit to accompany the story
Book Synopsis Birds of Peru by : Thomas S. Schulenberg
Download or read book Birds of Peru written by Thomas S. Schulenberg and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2010-05-24 with total page 664 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Designed especially for field use, "Birds of Peru" is the guide against which all others for the New World tropics will be judged (Don Stap, "Audubon"). It features every one of Peru's 1,817 bird species and shows the distinct plumages of each in 307 superb, high-quality color plates.
Book Synopsis When Unicorns Poop by : Lexie Castle
Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.
Book Synopsis Shrikes and Bush-shrikes by : Tony Harris
Download or read book Shrikes and Bush-shrikes written by Tony Harris and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2010-06-30 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book covers the identification, biology and relationships of all true shrikes, bush-shrikes, helmet-shrikes, the closely related shrike flycatchers, philentomas, batises and wattle-eyes. This book offers information on 114 species in 21 genera within the families Laniidae and Malaconotidae. For each genus, acoustic and visual signals are summarized and used to map similarities. The detailed species account for the bulk of the book, providing knowledge on field identification, plumage descriptions, geographical variation, moult, distribution, movements. general and foraging behaviour, food, sounds and breeding behaviour.
Book Synopsis Toot-Toot In My Write Mind by : Frank Tannahill
Download or read book Toot-Toot In My Write Mind written by Frank Tannahill and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-01-29 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toot-Toot: In My Write Mind, is a collection of writings by author and poet Frank Tannahill. The writings in this book span the course of twelve years and document a man battling alcoholism, law violations, aging, faith, and an often contrary society that embraces artists, flamboyancy, originality, and eccentricity only after popular opinion has given its stamp of approval.
Download or read book Huggy Kissy written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
Book Synopsis All Animals Poo and We Do Too by : Mark Hendriksen
Download or read book All Animals Poo and We Do Too written by Mark Hendriksen and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-08-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Animals Poo & We Do Too is a book for parents and their kids to enjoy, learn and laugh about together. If you like: Animals Poop Jokes Laughing Fascinating Facts & Fun Rhymes and Badgers that eat Sausages “Now, here’s a bit of Badger news, they’re sausage shaped, a Badger’s poos, But if you go to barbecues, that’s not the sausage I would choose!” Then this book is for you - buy it immediately. "This book has more information on the subject than any encyclopaedia. Everyone must read this important book and share its fabulous facts. (Just not at the breakfast table).” Terry Deary. Award-winning author, Horrible Histories.
Book Synopsis Pronunciation for Singers (Curwen Edition 8249) by : Alexander John Ellis
Download or read book Pronunciation for Singers (Curwen Edition 8249) written by Alexander John Ellis and published by . This book was released on 1888 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Pronunciation for Singers by : Alexander John Ellis
Download or read book Pronunciation for Singers written by Alexander John Ellis and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Brainiac's Giant Book of Gross Outs by : Peter Pauper Press
Download or read book Brainiac's Giant Book of Gross Outs written by Peter Pauper Press and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've got the most disgusting games and puzzles, mazes, facts, and jokes for you. So let's get started, don't delay, make it a super gross-out day!
Book Synopsis Chembers 21 Century Dictionary by : Allied
Download or read book Chembers 21 Century Dictionary written by Allied and published by Allied Publishers. This book was released on with total page 1668 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
