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Book Synopsis Toilet Thoughts by : Schmoopy Publishing LLC
Download or read book Toilet Thoughts written by Schmoopy Publishing LLC and published by . This book was released on 2015-03-23 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toilet Thoughts started in a tiny beach house in San Diego. Because our best ideas always came to us on the can, my college roommate and I had placed a small journal in the bathroom to capture those thoughts. One morning after an epic party, we were pleasantly surprised to find dozens of other intriguing thoughts and scribbles left behind by our guests. Some were whimsical, some philosophical, and some were downright ridiculous. But they all left us with a smile on our face and itching to uncover the authors. Over the years, the collective voice of friends, family, and strangers was captured in that delightful little journal. I hope all the brilliant ideas that find their way into your very own copy of Toilet Thoughts will bring you as much joy as that little journal did back at our college beach house.
Book Synopsis Tales from the Toilet: A Journal to Record All Your Greatest Thoughts and Ideas While on Your Toilet Break. by : Moonbow Press
Download or read book Tales from the Toilet: A Journal to Record All Your Greatest Thoughts and Ideas While on Your Toilet Break. written by Moonbow Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the perfect journal to leave in your bathroom to record all your greatest thoughts, ideas and affirmations. Everybody knows our greatest moments of clarity and creativity happen on our beloved ceramic throne, so make sure you jot them down in your very own 'Tales from the Toilet' journal. It's the perfect toilet accessory for house parties and student accommodation too! Moonbow Press designs inspiring, fun and trendy Composition books that will show off your personality. They are ideal to write essays, take notes or write ideas. Quality glossy cover College ruled line paper 200 pages Standard size (7.44 x 9.69) Click on our brand name (under the title) to see all our other cool designs!
Book Synopsis Thoughts from the Commode Inspiring and Moving Thoughts from the Bathroom by : ZZZ Acct
Download or read book Thoughts from the Commode Inspiring and Moving Thoughts from the Bathroom written by ZZZ Acct and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Toilet Thoughts by : Imuse Publishing
Download or read book Toilet Thoughts written by Imuse Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-15 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brain Dump While Taking An Actual Dump What if there was something to do while sitting on the can besides reading shampoo bottles? What if there was a way to capture every random thought, epiphany or eureka moment that enters your mind while performing one of the most mundane of tasks in your day-to-day life? The solution to your problems is Toilet Thoughts. By buying this blank journal, you will receive: A paperback book with 150 blank 6"x9" wide-ruled journal pages to write on A date line appears at the top of each journal page Glossy cover with a unique and fun toilet paper roll design Something to do while dropping a deuce Buy this book NOW to brain dump while taking a dump. Pick up your copy today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page!
Book Synopsis Genius Thoughts I Had While Pooping by : P. U. Publishers
Download or read book Genius Thoughts I Had While Pooping written by P. U. Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-31 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you're on the throne and are sparked with a genius idea? Don't risk having your phone fall in the toilet. Sketch out your ideas in this funny notebook. It makes a great gag gift for friends into toilet humor, or to give as a cheeky, unique housewarming gift for the people that have everything. - 8.25x6" inch dimensions - 120 pages - Space for sketches and notes - Page numbers - Space for the date
Download or read book Privy Thoughts written by Jim Morrison and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Privy Thoughts is a hilarious, biting, and, at times, bizarre collection of the graffiti found on the toilet doors of universities in Britain, Ireland, Australia, and the United States of America. Venture inside, where the thoughts, feelings, and observations of various students are arranged into categories ranging from sex, of course, to philosophy, by way of a limerick or two. For anyone in need of a laugh, a reflective moment, or just a reminder of student days, this book is a must. It veers from being thoughtful and intellectual, to being outrageously potty-mouthed, and back again. Read, savour, and smile without the need to wash your hands afterwards.
Book Synopsis Thoughts of a Crazy Old Man by : Mikel W. Dawson
Download or read book Thoughts of a Crazy Old Man written by Mikel W. Dawson and published by Author House. This book was released on with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 'Thoughts and Words' by : Stephen Dowell
Download or read book 'Thoughts and Words' written by Stephen Dowell and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
Download or read book Flush written by Carl Hiaasen and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2005-09-13 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, high-stakes adventure involving crooked casino boats, floating fish, toxic beaches, and one kid determined to get justice. This is Carl Hiaasen's Florida—where the creatures are wild and the people are wilder! You know it's going to be a rough summer when you spend Father's Day visiting your dad in the local lockup. Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor–which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Right. The boat is pumped out and back in business within days and Noah's dad is stuck in the clink. Now Noah is determined to succeed where his dad failed. He will prove that the Coral Queen is dumping illegally . . . somehow. His allies may not add up to much–his sister Abbey, an unreformed childhood biter; Lice Peeking, a greedy sot with poor hygiene; Shelly, a bartender and a woman scorned; and a mysterious pirate–but Noah's got a plan to flush this crook out into the open. A plan that should sink the crooked little casino, once and for all.
Book Synopsis Toilet Thoughts by : Notebooks & Diaries Official Journals, Notebooks & Diaries
Download or read book Toilet Thoughts written by Notebooks & Diaries Official Journals, Notebooks & Diaries and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-17 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is perfect for jotting down any random thoughts to make the most of time spent in the toilet! Ideal as a novelty Father's Day gift, a birthday or Christmas present, or indeed for anyone in the family who could make better use of their time in the bathroom. You'll be more productive than you have ever been before!If you know someone who has toilet humour, this is a funny and creative gift to buy them. It can easily be kept in a restroom or bathroom for whenever nature calls!This journal contains a customised, humorous cover, with 200 pages of free writing paper (6 x 9 inches). We hope you enjoy and make a special someone smile with this gift!
Book Synopsis Best Inspirational Thoughts by : Dr. Ashish Vashisht
Download or read book Best Inspirational Thoughts written by Dr. Ashish Vashisht and published by K.K. Publications. This book was released on 2022-03-13 with total page 748 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Inspirational Thoughts The whole world depends on thinking. Thinking is positive or negative. Positive thinking is the one that takes our life ahead and negative thinking is possessed by those people who do not believe in themselves for completion of any work. They are lagging behind in the attainment of their goal due to this type of thinking. Positive thinking is only possessed by those people who do not know to swim but have the determination of crossing the sea. Today what we are is because of our thinking. The way of thinking compels the body to produce the same result. Positive thinking makes a person happy whereas negative thinking makes a person feel hopeless, sad and is surrounded by sorrows. Truly, the wheel of positive development in his life stops
Book Synopsis Happy Thoughts by : Francis Cowley Burnand
Download or read book Happy Thoughts written by Francis Cowley Burnand and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 672 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis God Lives in the Toilet by : Valerie Hooper
Download or read book God Lives in the Toilet written by Valerie Hooper and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-19 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The following manuscript is based on actual events that have taken place over many a year with me. Sharing my little moments in time and learning to laugh at one's self is the best medicine or antidote life can offer. "God lives in The Toilet" is strictly a metaphor to finding a moment's piece of mind. One day at a time or moment, as I say, can make the difference to us all. I hope you enjoy and laugh from constipation to learning to live all over again with my white fantasy family. You're in for a good ride my friends. Hang on it's gonna get bumpy. Keep in mind that my dialect is part of my style of writing, it brings flavor to the stories. Enjoy a moment's piece. Okay, maybe more like a roll on the floor with me as I take you into my bathroom and share the Good News. "God lives in The Toilet" will stand out in the open market from a promotional concept; capturing all ages' - young and old. Marketing the title is a powerhouse. Grabs one's imagination, and draws them in. The humor that within leads them down a path of moments in time all can relate to and gives the reader a concept of sharing life and all its embarrassing moments with love and laughter.
Book Synopsis Oh Crap! Potty Training by : Jamie Glowacki
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Book Synopsis Stop Saying, and Start Fucking Doing by : Journal King
Download or read book Stop Saying, and Start Fucking Doing written by Journal King and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quality made journal to store your thoughts, entrepreneurial ideas, jokes, shower thoughts, and anything else you can think of that you don't want to forget.Great for taking down notes with easy to see lines, a matte (non slip) cover, and plenty of pages.
Book Synopsis I've Pooped Here by : Galore Planners Publishing
Download or read book I've Pooped Here written by Galore Planners Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The funny book Of your toilet thoughts to take some reflections in that time that you're facing the tiles...The ideal gift for Christmas for adults or kids who love writing.Good Quality white paper in a large 6 x10 size.Over 120 pages of pure poop thoughts.
