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Book Synopsis Poop Detectives by : Ginger Wadsworth
Download or read book Poop Detectives written by Ginger Wadsworth and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How can dogs that sniff for excrement, urine, vomit, and mucus help protect animals from extinction? In the race to save endangered animals, finding solutions now is critical. Scat-detection dogs like Wicket, Tucker, and Orbee are conservation heroes and pioneers in a cutting-edge field of science. Canine detectives use their super sense of smell to locate the scat of target animals. From loose bear dung to gooey whale poop, scat can tell scientists valuable information about an animal’s sex, age, diet, and health—all without harming the animal or endangering the researcher.
Download or read book Scoop The Poop written by David Bojanac and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-03-04 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time to sit down and laugh at what life throws at you and in this case, poop. Many hilarious real human enterest stories based on human and animal crap. You know you got a poop story to tell so read these and see where you stand...Oh boy...
Book Synopsis Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? by : Andrew Thompson
Download or read book Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? written by Andrew Thompson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncover the answers to the world’s most intriguing, entertaining, and funny questions with this best-ever trivia book from best-selling author Andrew Thompson. Shock and astound at your next dinner party with this “Best Of” trivia collection from the author of Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? This collection was created for all the curious adults who desire to have the answer to some of life’s strangest questions, including: Why can’t you tickle yourself? Why does coffee make you poop? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Does bigfoot exist? Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound? And more crazy questions for any curious mind out there. Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? is perfect for white elephant gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, or lovers of strange, obscure, and sometimes hilarious trivia.
Book Synopsis Chicken Poop for the Soul II by : David Fisher
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul II written by David Fisher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who believe that laughter is the best medicine, this collection of parodies is filled with raucous tales of devilish delight. The sequel delivers another hysterical batch of droppings guaranteed to bring joy to the cynic in all of us.
Download or read book Pipe Dreams written by Chelsea Wald and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers an informative and humorous deep dive into the future of the toilet - from creative uses for harvested "biosolids," to the bold engineers dedicated to bringing safe sanitation to the billions of people worldwide living without it.
Book Synopsis Scamp and the Legend of Laguna Verde by : G.S. Felton
Download or read book Scamp and the Legend of Laguna Verde written by G.S. Felton and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven-year-old Ellis Ring doesn't know she's been blessed by a god . . . or has she been cursed? All Ellis cares about is suddenly being saddled with boy whiz kid, Will Seabury, who won't quit calling her Scamp! Well, maybe she did earn that nickname. But Ellis's world quickly becomes unhinged, when her father reveals that she's one of two people who can control a powerful ancient weapon. Things turn creepier as Ellis understands clues left behind by a sixteenth-century priest even if she's no
Book Synopsis The Real Doctor Will See You Shortly by : Matt McCarthy
Download or read book The Real Doctor Will See You Shortly written by Matt McCarthy and published by Crown. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A scorchingly frank look at how doctors are made, bringing readers into the critical care unit to see one burgeoning physician's journey from ineptitude to competence. In medical school, Matt McCarthy dreamed of being a different kind of doctor—the sort of mythical, unflappable physician who could reach unreachable patients. But when a new admission to the critical care unit almost died his first night on call, he found himself scrambling. Visions of mastery quickly gave way to hopes of simply surviving hospital life, where confidence was hard to come by and no amount of med school training could dispel the terror of facing actual patients. This funny, candid memoir of McCarthy’s intern year at a New York hospital provides a scorchingly frank look at how doctors are made, taking readers into patients’ rooms and doctors’ conferences to witness a physician's journey from ineptitude to competence. McCarthy's one stroke of luck paired him with a brilliant second-year adviser he called “Baio” (owing to his resemblance to the Charles in Charge star), who proved to be a remarkable teacher with a wicked sense of humor. McCarthy would learn even more from the people he cared for, including a man named Benny, who was living in the hospital for months at a time awaiting a heart transplant. But no teacher could help McCarthy when an accident put his own health at risk, and showed him all too painfully the thin line between doctor and patient. The Real Doctor Will See You Shortly offers a window on to hospital life that dispenses with sanctimony and self-seriousness while emphasizing the black-comic paradox of becoming a doctor: How do you learn to save lives in a job where there is no practice?
Book Synopsis A Concise Collection of College Students' Slang by : Xin-An Lu
Download or read book A Concise Collection of College Students' Slang written by Xin-An Lu and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-07-25 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Language is a passport to a culture. Slang, probably the most lively part of a language, is especially so. Understanding of a culture's slang is a great lens through which to know the authentic life of the members in that culture. Slang can also serve to spice up conversations with these members. In this light, a collection is made of undergraduate college students' slang-by college students themselves. For authenticity, more attention is given to comprehensiveness than to political correctness, although racist terms are avoided. This concise collection promises to give you a better understanding of and a closer connection with undergraduate college students.
Book Synopsis Лексикологія англійської мови – теорія і практика. [англ.]. by : Ніколенко А. Г.
Download or read book Лексикологія англійської мови – теорія і практика. [англ.]. written by Ніколенко А. Г. and published by Нова Книга. This book was released on with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Посібник “English Lexicology Theory & Practice” написаний англійською мовою і охоплює усі теми, що передбачені програмою вищих навчальних закладів з дисципліни “Лексикологія основної іноземної та української мов”. У посібник увійшли 9 розділів. У теоретичній частині кожного розділу автор глибоко і всебічно розкриває тему, спираючись на вже існуючі роботи вітчизняних та зарубіжних лінгвістів. У практичній частині кожного розділу посібника студентам пропонується закріпити теоретичні знання, виконуючі вправи з теми розділу. Для перевірки отриманих знань після 4-го і 9-го розділів у посібнику даються тестові завдання. Посібник призначений для студентів інститутів, університетів та факультетів іноземних мов, для викладачів, наукових працівників, перекладачів, а також усіх, хто самостійно працює над удосконаленням англійської мови.
Book Synopsis Arrest-Proof Yourself by : Dale C. Carson
Download or read book Arrest-Proof Yourself written by Dale C. Carson and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This essential “how not to” guide explains how to act and what to say in the presence of police to avoid unnecessary arrests for petty offenses or mistakes in judgment that can lead to permanent disqualification from jobs, financing, and education. From what to do if a cop asks to search the car to dealing with a racial slur or how to handle a roach in the ashtray, this handbook details the nuances of dealing with the police. This revised and expanded edition of Arrest-Proof Yourself includes more than 100 pages of new information to reflect changes in police technique and “proactive policing.” More than 50 pages are dedicated to weaponry—including how to legally own and handle guns and knives and which firearms to use for self-defense—and updates examine topics such as the current surveillance state and the ability of police to track movements and activities using data drawn from cell phones and computers. Sprinkled with not only moral outrage but also the weird humor that permeates law enforcement, this urgent, eye-opening exposé has stories from 30 years of case files, making it the go-to guide to police procedures for all Americans.
Download or read book Bad Intent written by Wendy Hornsby and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2011-11-29 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie’s life is rocked by a mistake from her boyfriend’s pastDIVAfter making progressive documentary films for decades, Maggie MacGowen did not expect to fall in love with a Los Angeles cop. But Mike Trent, whom she met while investigating her sister’s shooting, is no Los Angeles Police Department stereotype. Tall, with salt-and-pepper hair and a craggy Bogart face, he inspires her to uproot herself and her daughter from San Francisco and move down to L.A. It takes only a week for their new life to collapse./divDIV /divDIVFifteen years ago, Mike had just made detective. His first homicide investigation was high profile—an off-duty cop shot during a hold-up—and there was pressure to get results. Though he claims the conviction was clean, police methods of 1979 do not look good in the light of post-Rodney King L.A. As the district attorney comes down on him, Maggie must choose between defending her lover and confronting the fact that he may not be as kind as she thought./divDIV /div
Book Synopsis Go for Shakedown by : Stephen Robertson CD BA ATPL
Download or read book Go for Shakedown written by Stephen Robertson CD BA ATPL and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-04-29 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go For Shakedown follows my experiences through Afghanistan. It is a fictionalized dialogue between characters based on true events. It aims to capture the human side of war from the absurd situations to the complexity of actual helicopter missions; all through the development of about a dozen characters and their interactions and reactions both on the ground and in the air. Shakedown is a call-sign for the helicopter. The helicopter is a civilian pattern helicopter that was converted into escort gunships by Canada in order to “get the job done.” A unique task since Canada is the only NATO country to NOT have helicopter gunships. Despite this limitation, the crews in Shakedown got the job done and were revered for their lethal capability yet always prevailing humanity. Whenever ground troops asked for support, they were affirmatively answered with, “Go for Shakedown."
Download or read book Compost City written by Rebecca Louie and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2015-05-19 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate guide to individual- and community-scale composting in small urban spaces—with illustrations, expert tips, fun DIY projects, and much more These days, everyone’s talking about compost. Along with backyard chickeners, balcony beekeepers, rooftop farmers, and community gardeners, urban composters are part of a bumper crop of pioneers who are redefining the green space of crowded towns and cities. You may think you need a big yard to compost. Think again. Compost City teaches you how to easily choose and care for a compost system that fits perfectly into your (tiny) space, (busy) schedule, and (multifaceted) lifestyle. Whether you live in a cramped apartment or a sprawling town house, or you dream of composting in a shared space with a group of friends or colleagues, Compost City provides simple and effective indoor and outdoor composting options. Packed with research, expert testimonies, and a healthy dose of humor, this guide will help you: • Compost your food scraps and yard waste with ease • Ease your fears of backbreaking labor, obnoxious odors, big messes, and creepy crawlies (hint: you can compost successfully without any of the above!) • Convince compost-wary family, friends, neighbors, and community leaders to green-light your compost dreams Compost City serves all eco-curious citizens from casual hobbyists to staunch activists. So put your compost cap on. Whether you compost one tea bag or whole honking barrelfuls of scraps at a time, you’re about to have a whole lot of fun.
Book Synopsis The Other Dark Matter by : Lina Zeldovich
Download or read book The Other Dark Matter written by Lina Zeldovich and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The history of human waste. How I learned to love the excrement; The early history of human excreta; Treasure nigh soil as if it were gold!; The water closet dilemma and the sewage farm paradigm; Germs, fertilizer, and the poop police -- The present: a sludge revolution in progress. The great sewage time bomb and the redistribution of nutrients on the planet; Loowatt, a loo that turns waste into watts; The crap that cooks your dinner and container-based sanitation; HomeBiogas : your personal digester in a box; Made in New York; Lystek, the home of sewage smoothies; How DC water makes biosolids BLOOM; From biosolids to biofuels -- The future of medicine and other things; Poop : the best (and cheapest medicine; Looking where the sun doesn't shine; From the kindness of one's gut : an insider look into stool banks -- Afterword : breathing poetry into poop.
Book Synopsis Yuck! Ick! Eww! The Grossest Jokes Ever by :
Download or read book Yuck! Ick! Eww! The Grossest Jokes Ever written by and published by Silver Dolphin Books. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to gag with laughter in this hilarious book of gross jokes! Gross out your friends with this disgusting collection! "Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!" "Why don’t baby birds smile? Would you smile if your mother fed you worms all day?" This giant book has more than 1,000 gross jokes that will make you grimace, giggle, gasp, and groan, and will leave your friends in stitches! So, get stuck in this gut-busting, side-splitting collection of gross jokes today!
Book Synopsis Chicken Poop for the Soul by : David Fisher
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul written by David Fisher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1997-10 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometime late at night, when the house is quiet I can hear the familiar complaints of the friendly old floorboards stretching thier limbs, and the house iswarmed by love. I tiptoe into my four year old son's room and sit on the floor in a corner, and just watch him sleep.
Book Synopsis New York's Poop Scoop Law by : Michael Brandow
Download or read book New York's Poop Scoop Law written by Michael Brandow and published by Purdue University Press. This book was released on 2008 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of how New York City adopted laws to force pet owners to clean up after their pets. Michael Brandow shows how a combination of science and politics, fact and fear, altruism and self-interest led to the adoption and enforcement of legislation that became a shining - and perhaps surprising - success.
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