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Book Synopsis There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) by : Tim Miller
Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
Book Synopsis There is a Monster Under My Bed who Farts by : Tim Miller
Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed who Farts written by Tim Miller and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Pirate who Had to Pee by : Tim Miller
Download or read book The Pirate who Had to Pee written by Tim Miller and published by Fart Monster and Friends. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The toilet is broken onboard Captain Bones's ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. But with all the splashing, dripping and swirling, will Pete be able to hang on?
Book Synopsis Read This Book and Never Fart Again by : Tim Miller
Download or read book Read This Book and Never Fart Again written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2021-11-01 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been almost a decade since the Fart Monster first entered the world, now he's back in this hilarious new book from bestselling creators Tim Miller and Matt Stanton When you've got a problem, who do you call? The fart monster has spent years releasing a barrage of bottom bazookas onto the world. Now, in a surprising twist, he's here to help put an end to those roars from the rear! Follow along at home as the fart monster leads us through his DIY guide to easing the common fart.
Download or read book Fart Monster and Me written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2018-04-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' -- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Are those clouds shaped like bottoms?! Nothing exciting has ever happened in Ben Dugan's backyard. That is, until something crash-lands from the biggest and smelliest storm cloud in the sky! In one split second, Ben's life changes forever ... FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious new series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading!
Book Synopsis How to Catch a Monster by : Adam Wallace
Download or read book How to Catch a Monster written by Adam Wallace and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA Today Bestseller! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new monster story, the perfect back to school picture book for kids! Get ready to laugh along in this fun children's monster book as a brave young ninja heads into the closet to meet the monster that's been so scary night after night! But what if our monster isn't scary at all? Maybe our hero is about to make a friend of the strangest sort... Whether you're looking for first day of school books about fears, spooky basket stuffers, festive gifts for children, a great bedtime story, or inspiration to build your very own STEAM traps and activities, parents, educators, and children alike will love sharing this silly read aloud! This inventive picture book about conquering fears and overcoming anxiety reminds us that things aren't always as scary as they seem! There's a monster in my closet with claws, and teeth, and hair, and tonight, I'm going to scare him! He lives just right through there... Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Witch How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Turkey How to Catch a Leprechaun How to Catch a Dinosaur and more!
Download or read book Dinosaur Dump written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new Christmas bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 3+
Book Synopsis There's a Monster Under My Bed by : James Howe
Download or read book There's a Monster Under My Bed written by James Howe and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-03-12 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Something is under Simon’s bed. He can hear it breathing. Is it a monster? Simon has to find out. He shines a flashlight under the bed, to discover that something is hiding there—but what? This warm and humorous story will delight any child who has ever envisioned monsters lurking in the bedtime darkness.
Book Synopsis Did you take the B from my _ook? (Books That Drive Kids Crazy, Book 2) by : Matt Stanton
Download or read book Did you take the B from my _ook? (Books That Drive Kids Crazy, Book 2) written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Witty, silly, and interactive ... A rollicking read for children and adults alike' - Kirkus Reviews For the Grown-Ups: OK. Two things you need to know. Firstly, your favourite thing in the whole world is the letter B. And secondly, you're about to sneeze and all the Bs are going to be blown out of the book. So until you can get your favourite letter back, you're about to sound really, really silly ... And the kids will love it! PRAISE FOR THE BOOKS THAT DRIVE KIDS CRAZY SERIES 'The kids are having a ball (whoops, having fun) and a discussion is born' -- 4 stars, Good Reading 'Funny, clever, deliciously dry ... this book encourages kids to think outside the square, and hopefully, somewhere deep in that unlimited subconscious, understand that what we see is all about perception. What a powerful thought' -- Kids' Book Review
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Fart Monster and Me written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' -- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! A bindup of the four books in the series: The Crash Landing, The New School, The Birthday Party, The Class Excursion. PRAISE 'I would recommend this book and series to readers who ... don't really enjoy reading that much -- I think this series could help to change that.' - ReadPlus.com.au
Book Synopsis Funny Kid for President by : Matt Stanton
Download or read book Funny Kid for President written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid for President, the first book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author. When Max gets blamed for pooping in the storeroom (which he did NOT do), tensions hit an all-time high between him and his terrifyingly large teacher, Mr. Armstrong. But then, the most unexpected thing happens—the school principal, Mrs. Sniggles, suggests Max run for class president. Max isn’t the only kid on the ballot, however. His archenemy, Abby Purcell, is also up for election—and she’s out to defeat him at all costs. To win, Max is going to need the 24/7 help of his best friend, Hugo, and he’s going to have to run the campaign of a lifetime. Max may not be the smartest or fastest kid, or the handsomest, but he just might be the funniest kid you’ll ever meet—and it’s this talent that could turn him from underdog to top dog. Max for President! Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious new series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!
Book Synopsis Funny Kid Peeking Duck (Funny Kid, #7) by : Matt Stanton
Download or read book Funny Kid Peeking Duck (Funny Kid, #7) written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't play hide-and-seek with a duck ... Laugh your head off with the super-popular Funny Kid series! Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. When his friends start questioning his bravery, Max and his pet duck must come up with a plan to prove them wrong. There's only one problem: Duck has disappeared. Max is the funny kid and now he's lost his duck! The family road trip from hell, a dares competition, the Tower of Dying Deathly Doom and a dancing motorcycle gang called the Fat Skulls are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this Funny Kid adventure. FUNNY KID is the mega-bestselling series from author-illustrator Matt Stanton that has everyone laughing! PRAISE FOR FUNNY KID 'my favourite thing in the book was everything' -- Elliott 'better than Wimpy Kid, Big Nate and Tom Gates combined' -- Ally 'humour is injected into every page' -- Children's Book Council of Australia's Reading Time 'absolutely hilarious' -- Tim Harris, author of the Exploding Endings series
Download or read book Pea + Nut! written by Matt Stanton and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-21 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a chilled-out panda and a hyperactive flamingo go head to head, there can be only one winner. Pea the panda decides to bake a cake. Nut the flamingo decides to turn it into a competition. Let the cake-baking battle begin! The first book in a hilarious new rhyming series featuring two adorable oddballs by bestselling author Matt Stanton. Ages 3+ 32-page full-colour picture book Matt Stanton is both the author and illustrator.
Book Synopsis Funny Kid Prank Aliens (Funny Kid, #9) by : Matt Stanton
Download or read book Funny Kid Prank Aliens (Funny Kid, #9) written by Matt Stanton and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2021-05-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to see a real-life alien? Laugh your head off with the super-popular Funny Kid series! Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. He's also the kid who's keen to spend the most boring school holidays ever coming up with the greatest prank of all time. Max is the funny kid and he's going to prank the world! Conspiracy theories, crop circles, alien invasions, a mayor who has lost his marbles and the most Un-fun Fair in the universe are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this Funny Kid adventure. FUNNY KID is the mega-bestselling series from author-illustrator Matt Stanton that has everyone laughing! PRAISE FOR FUNNY KID 'my favourite thing in the book was everything' -- Elliott 'better than Wimpy Kid, Big Nate and Tom Gates combined' -- Ally 'humour is injected into every page' -- Children's Book Council of Australia's Reading Time 'absolutely hilarious' -- Tim Harris, author of the Exploding Endings series AWARDS Honours - Koala Awards 2022 (Fiction for Older Readers)
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis Sunny The Farting Bunny by : Zia Molina
Download or read book Sunny The Farting Bunny written by Zia Molina and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids of all ages will love this silly, fun story about a bunny who just can't stop tooting! OH NO, Sunny the Bunny just can't stop tooting! With the help of her best friend, she tries all different remedies to cure her of all that farting. Kids will love finding out how Sunny finally gets cured along with the importance of good friends. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting bunny's tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love animal fart books. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present an Easter basket Order today and the toots will be heading your way!
