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Author : Red Stangland
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780881661873
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (618 download)
Download or read book The World's Funniest Roast Jokes written by Red Stangland and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Joe Toplyn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780615953892
Total Pages : 444 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (538 download)
Download or read book Comedy Writing for Late-Night TV written by Joe Toplyn and published by . This book was released on 2014-05-05 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He has written and produced comedy/talk shows for over fifteen years. Now four-time Emmy winner Joe Toplyn reveals his proven methods of writing for late-night television in this one-of-a-kind insider's guide. Toplyn analyzes each type of comedy piece in the late-night TV playbook and takes you step-by-step through the process of writing it. His detailed tips, techniques, and rules include: * 6 characteristics every good monologue joke topic must have* 6 specific ways to generate punch lines* 12 tools for making your jokes their funniest* 7 types of desk pieces and how to create them* 9 steps to writing parodies and other sketches * How to go after a writing job in late night* PLUS a complete sample comedy/talk show submission packetAlso use this comprehensive manual to write short-form comedy for the Internet, sketch shows, magazines, reality shows, radio, advertising, and any other medium.
Author : Colin Quinn
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250268451
Total Pages : 206 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Overstated written by Colin Quinn and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Colin Quinn's new book, the popular comedian, social commentator, and star of the shows Red State Blue State and Unconstitutional tackles the condition of our union today. Utah: The Church of States Vermont: The Old Hippie State Florida: The Hot Mess State Arizona: The Instagram Model State Wisconsin: The Diet Starts Tomorrow State The United States is in a fifty-states-wide couples’ counseling session, thinking about filing for divorce. But is that really what we want? Can a nation composed of states that are so different possibly hang together? Colin Quinn, comedian, social commentator, and writer and star of Red State Blue State and Unconstitutional, calls us out state-by-state, from Connecticut to Hawaii. He identifies the hypocrisies inherent in what we claim to believe and what we actually do. Within a framework of big-picture thinking about systems of government—after all, how would you put this country together if you started from scratch today?—to dead-on observations about the quirks and vibes of the citizens in each region, Overstated skewers us all: red, blue, and purple. It’s ultimately infused with the same blend of optimism and practicality that sparked the U.S. into being.
Author : Jeffrey Ross
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439164207
Total Pages : 325 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)
Download or read book I Only Roast the Ones I Love written by Jeffrey Ross and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeffrey Ross is one of the world’s most foremost practitioners of insult comedy. Having escaped from his family’s kosher catering business, he spent years in the comedy circuit and mastered his craft of delivering hilarious and often offensive insults. Mixing silliness and sincerity, Ross explains the overall history of the roast and explains the art of delivering a stream of “festive abuse” while eliciting laughs. Taking readers on an entertaining journey through his own career, he shares roasts straight from the Friar’s Club and the ever popular Comedy Central television events and provides a narrative of his favorite roasts of friends and family, including: Flava Flav: “You really are the ugliest man in America. I mean, how do you roast charcoal?” William Shatner: “Man, you have really let yourself boldly go. If Scotty tried to beam you up now you’ d break the f*n’ transporter.” Courtney Love: “Courtney Love, you’re like the girl next door…if you happen to live next to a Methadone clinic.” Featuring tips on timing, what’s going too far, and dealing with hecklers, Ross shows readers how to channel their inner roastmaster—and emphasizes the all-important Friars’ Club motto: We only roast the ones we love.
Author : Whitney Cummings
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735212619
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)
Download or read book I'm Fine...And Other Lies written by Whitney Cummings and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not fine—and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell.”—Sophia Amoruso, author of #Girlboss “The funniest cry for help you'll read this year.”—BJ Novak Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if you’re reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you’re trying to figure out if you should sue me or not. Here are all the stories and mistakes I’ve made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don’t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that’ll make you feel way better about your choices, I’ve also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I’ve made. Think of this book as everything you’d want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn. I’m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.
Author : Jessica Rusick
Publisher : Lerner Publications
ISBN 13 : 1541589076
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (415 download)
Download or read book World's Best (and Worst) Gross Jokes written by Jessica Rusick and published by Lerner Publications. This book was released on 2020 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What do you call a dinosaur fart? And why did the hero flush the toilet? Learn hilarious jokes that will leave you laughing and grossed out at the same time"--
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1616082542
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (16 download)
Download or read book The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...
Author : Gene Perret
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578661237
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (612 download)
Download or read book Hilarious Roasts, Toasts and One-Liners written by Gene Perret and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Speakers, writers, and everyone who likes to laugh will grab this witty compilation of fast, funny remarks right off the shelf. The humorous collection, with amusing illustrations throughout, includes side-splitting quotes and comic observations from Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Jerry Seinfeld, Groucho Marx, Lucille Ball, Mae West, Oscar Wilde, and many others. In addition to the roasts and toasts, there are one-liners perfect for easing a situation and charming an audience.
Author : Milton Berle
Publisher : William Morrow & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780688118792
Total Pages : 553 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (187 download)
Download or read book More of the Best of Milton Berle's Private Joke File written by Milton Berle and published by William Morrow & Company. This book was released on 1993 with total page 553 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers jokes about accountants, actors, amnesia, banks, nightlife, politicians, procrastination, relatives, robots, tact, vacations, psychiatrists, and salesmen
Author : Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.)
Publisher : Yuk Yuk's Joke Book
ISBN 13 : 9781550226058
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (26 download)
Download or read book Jokes for Roasts and Toasts written by Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.) and published by Yuk Yuk's Joke Book. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This series of time-tested joke books helps jokers with a funny quip in any selling. Classic Jokes brings together 500 jokes from the routines of countless standup comedians, such as "How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change." Jokes for Roasts and Toasts provides speakers with a treasure of pithy remarks and merciless insults for any engagement. And running the gamut from crude to tasteless, Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men allows would-be jokers to be completely inappropriate at the most appropriate times.
Author : Milton Berle
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0517587165
Total Pages : 674 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (175 download)
Download or read book Milton Berle's Private Joke File written by Milton Berle and published by Crown. This book was released on 1992-01-28 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.
Author : Ed McManus
Publisher : Prentice Hall
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)
Download or read book We're Roasting Harry Tuesday Night-- written by Ed McManus and published by Prentice Hall. This book was released on 1984 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Steven Gimbel
Publisher : Taylor & Francis
ISBN 13 : 1351622625
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Isn’t that Clever written by Steven Gimbel and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2017-06-26 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Isn’t That Clever provides a new account of the nature of humor – the cleverness account – according to which humor is intentional conspicuous acts of playful cleverness. This volume asks whether there are limits to what can be said in dealing with a heckler and how do we determine whether one comedian has stolen jokes from another.
Author : Mike Callie
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781500288129
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (881 download)
Download or read book The Hilarious Guide to Great Bad Taste Arab Jokes written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE HILARIOUS GUIDE TO GREAT BAD TASTE ARAB JOKES Volume 5 Published By Hilarious Press A superb and funny collection of over 220 premium Classic Dirty, Bad Taste, Offensive, insulting, and Racist ARAB JOKES & ONE LINERS that sensitive TOWEL HEADS, IRANIANS, TERRORISTS, CAMEL JOCKEYS, PALESTINIANS, RAGHEADS, IRAQIS & "ABDULLAHS" Really Hate.... And Rightfully So! Written, Edited and 'Massaged' for the needy "Bad Taste Deprived" by Acclaimed Comedy & Joke Writer and Producer, MIKE CALLIE as part of the 14 book Hilarious Bad Taste Joke Book Series. www.badtastejokes.com (Available on Amazon.com) BAD TASTE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!! www.badtastebooks.com
Author : Mike Callie
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781500287993
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (879 download)
Download or read book The Hilarious Guide to Great Bad Taste International Ethnic Jokes written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE HILARIOUS GUIDE TO GREAT BAD TASTE ETHNIC JOKES Volume 7 A superb and funny collection of over 220 premium Classic Dirty, Bad Taste, Offensive, insulting, Sick, Perverted, Shocking and Racist ETHNIC JOKES & ONE LINERS that POLACKS, GOOKS, NIPS, DAGOS, DOT HEADS, FROGS, RUSSKIES, SHEEP SHAGGERS, PAKIS, KRAUTS, PADDYS, LIMEYS, CZECHS, RED SKINS, PALEFACES, GRINGOS, OOGA BOOGAS & ZORBAS Really Hate.... And Rightfully So! Written, Edited and 'Massaged' for the needy "Bad Taste Deprived" by Acclaimed Comedy & Joke Writer and Producer, MIKE CALLIE as part of the Hilarious Bad Taste Joke Book Series. Available on www.Amazon.com BAD TASTE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!! www.badtastebooks.com
Author : M.B. Chatfield
Publisher : M.B. Chatfield
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud: A Collection of AI-Generated Jokes for Everyone written by M.B. Chatfield and published by M.B. Chatfield. This book was released on with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unleash Your Inner Laugh Machine with "Laugh Out Loud: A Collection of AI-Generated Jokes for Everyone"! Tired of the same old jokes? Yearning for humor that's fresh, unexpected, and guaranteed to tickle your funny bone? Look no further than Laugh Out Loud, a groundbreaking collection of jokes meticulously crafted by ChatGPT, a state-of-the-art AI language model. Here's what sets Laugh Out Loud apart: AI-Powered Humor: ChatGPT has been trained on a massive dataset of text and humor, allowing it to generate jokes that are original, witty, and perfectly tailored to human sensibilities. Jokes for All Tastes: Whether you're a pun enthusiast, a slapstick aficionado, or simply appreciate clever wordplay, Laugh Out Loud has something for you. With jokes covering a wide range of topics, from everyday life to pop culture to the wonders of technology, you're sure to find something that strikes your funny bone. More Than Just Jokes: Laugh Out Loud is a testament to the power of AI to create humor that's both intelligent and entertaining. It's a glimpse into the future of comedy, where machines collaborate with humans to bring us laughter. Ready for a laugh riot? Here's a sneak peek at the rib-tickling gems you'll find inside: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. Laugh Out Loud is more than just a joke book – it's a conversation starter, a stress reliever, and a guaranteed mood booster. So grab your copy today, unleash your inner chuckle machine, and prepare to be amazed by the incredible wit of AI! #AIHumor #FunnyAI #WittyJokes #Joke #AIComedy #TheFutureOfComedy #HilariousJokes #PunnyJokes #OneLiners #RobotComedy #MachineHumor #AIJokes #ArtificialIntelligenceJokes #Funny #StepInComedy #Robot #Humor #LaughterBook #JokeCollection #MustRead #GiftIdeas #GoodRead #FunnyBooks #PunLovers #MBChatfield
Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 0691211078
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (912 download)
Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
