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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher : Litres
ISBN 13 : 5041729719
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (417 download)
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Author : Various
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789389509892
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (98 download)
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume IX) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume IX): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Author : Various
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781547191383
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (913 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) written by Various and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They all climbed up on a high board-fence-Nine little Goblins, with green-glass eyes-Nine little Goblins that had no sense, And couldn't tell coppers from cold mince pies;And they all climbed up on the fence, and sat-And I asked them what they were staring at.And the first one said, as he scratched his headWith a queer little arm that reached out of his earAnd rasped its claws in his hair so red-"This is what this little arm is fer!"And he scratched and stared, and the next one said"How on earth do you scratch your head?"And he laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge-Laughed and laughed till his face grew black;And when he choked, with a final twingeOf his stifling laughter, he thumped his backWith a fist that grew on the end of his tailTill the breath came back to his lips so pale.And the third little Goblin leered round at me-And there were no lids on his eyes at all-And he clucked one eye, and he says, says he,"What is the style of your socks this fall?"And he clapped his heels-and I sighed to seeThat he had hands where his feet should be.Then a bald-faced Goblin, gray and grim, Bowed his head, and I saw him slipHis eyebrows off, as I looked at him, And paste them over his upper lip;And then he moaned in remorseful pain-"Would-Ah, would I'd me brows again!"And then the whole of the Goblin bandRocked on the fence-top to and fro, And clung, in a long row, hand in hand, Singing the songs that they used to know-Singing the songs that their grandsires sungIn the goo-goo days of the Goblin-tongue.And ever they kept their green-glass eyesFixed on me with a stony stare-Till my own grew glazed with a dread surmise, And my hat whooped up on my lifted hair, And I felt the heart in my breast snap toAs you've heard the lid of a snuff-box do.And they sang, "You're asleep! There is no board-fence, And never a Goblin with green-glass eyes!-'Tis only a vision the mind inventsAfter a supper of cold mince-pies, -And you're doomed to dream this way," they said, -"And you sha'n't wake up till you're clean plum dead!"
Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (19 download)
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Author : Various
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789389509908
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (99 download)
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume X) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume X): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781724809391
Total Pages : 476 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (93 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X. ) written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 476 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Author : Hardpress
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781318838844
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (388 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) written by Hardpress and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781545440599
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-19 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) By Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Author : Hardpress
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781318838851
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (388 download)
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Author : Hardpress
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781318846566
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (465 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) written by Hardpress and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Author : Hardpress
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781318841738
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (417 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) written by Hardpress and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Author : Hardpress
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781318841363
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (413 download)
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781545440384
Total Pages : 196 pages
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
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Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher : Forgotten Books
ISBN 13 : 9781331826903
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (269 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 9 (Classic Reprint) written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Forgotten Books. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 9 They all climbed up on a high board-fence Nine little Goblins, with green-glass eyes Nine little Goblins that had no sense, And couldn't tell coppers from cold mince pies; And they all climbed up on the fence, and sat And I asked them what they were staring at. And the first one said, as he scratched his head With a queer little arm that reached out of his ear And rasped its claws in his hair so red This is What this little arm is fer! And he scratched and stared, and the next one said How on earth do you scratch your head? And he laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge Laughed and laughed till his face grew black; And when he choked, with a final twinge Of his stifling laughter, he thumped his back With a fist that grew on the end of his tail Till the breath came back to his lips so pale. And the third little Goblin leered round at me And there were no lids on his eyes at all And he clucked one eye, and he says, says he, What is the style of your socks this fall? And he clapped his heels - and I sighed to see That he had hands where his feet should be. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
Author : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781546658580
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (585 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-14 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) By Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Author : Hardpress
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781318846573
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (465 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) written by Hardpress and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
