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The Undead Kama Sutra

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061755427
Total Pages : 383 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book The Undead Kama Sutra written by Mario Acevedo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 383 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ex-infantryman Felix Gomez came back from Iraq decidedly undead. Back home in Denver, he embarked upon a new career where nighttime work is the norm: private investigator. Since then, he's managed to survive lustful extraterrestrials, manic nymphomaniacs, and x-rated bloodsuckers, while satisfying his own unorthodox hungers with blood-laced Mexican food. But some thirsts aren't as easily assuaged, and that's where "The Undead Kama Sutra" comes in—a hands-on manual that illustrates how sex can help a lonely vampire increase his psychic energies. Felix's search for missing parts of the coveted manuscript is, of course, purely professional. And now the dying words of an alien interloper ("Find Goodman and save Earth's women!") are thrusting the immortal (if he's lucky) P.I. and a bodacious undead sexpert, Carmen Arellano, into a seamy mess of otherworldly abductions, shady military irregularities, and unexplained murder.

Jailbait Zombie

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061972959
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Jailbait Zombie written by Mario Acevedo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “[Acevedo] manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” —El Paso Times If you haven’t yet encountered Gulf War veteran-turned-vampire private eye Felix Gomez, then now is the time! Jailbait Zombie—the fourth in author Mario Acevedo’s outrageously original dark fantasy p.i. series—pits the undead against the living dead, as vampires meet zombies for a no-holds-barred beatdown. As dark, sexy, funny, and endearingly strange as Acevedo’s previous vampiric excursions—Nymphos of Rocky Flats, X-Rated Bloodsuckers, and Undead Kama Sutra—Jailhouse Zombie is more of the top-shelf bloody madness that inspired Tim “Nuclear Jellyfish” Dorsey to comment that Mario Acevedo “is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.”

Werewolf Smackdown

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061981478
Total Pages : 420 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Werewolf Smackdown written by Mario Acevedo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-03-09 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “[Acevedo] is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” —Tim Dorsey, author of Nuclear Jellyfish Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, tackles a sexy werewolf cabal in Werewolf Smackdown, the fifth installment in Mario Acevedo’s satirical supernatural series. The author’s wonderfully twisted blend of comedy, horror, and detective noir—expertly flourished in such books as The Nymphos of Rocky Flat and Jailbait Zombie—places him in the august company of Eric “Anonymous Rex” Garcia and Christopher “Bloodsucking Fiends” Moore, while earning him raves from coast to coast. The Baltimore Sun calls Acevedo’s novels, “decidedly good, unclean, unwholesome fun,” while author and fan J.A. Konrath calls them, “a smooth combination of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a generous portion of Dave Barry.”

X-Rated Bloodsuckers

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061758809
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book X-Rated Bloodsuckers written by Mario Acevedo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Felix Gomez returned from the War in Iraq with a disdain for daylight and a raging thirst for blood, he knew he couldn't settle for an ordinary 9-to-5 job. So after his discharge, the newly undead ex-infantryman chose the career that he felt best suited his vampiric tendencies: private detective. Now he's been approached by sexy porn star Katz Meow, who wants Felix to investigate the murder of her once-equally agile friend and fellow toiler in the video sex-biz, Roxy Bronze. But his investigation into L.A.'s hardcore jungle is turning into a triple x-rated nightmare populated by hot babes, sleazy producers, sleazier politicians, sham evangelicals, and fanatical secret societies. And here on the seamy underside of Tinseltown, “immortal” doesn't necessarily mean “unkillable.”

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061750964
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book The Nymphos of Rocky Flats written by Mario Acevedo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in a fun new Latino vampire series, for fans of Christopher Moore’s bestselling novels, and Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s From Dusk Til Dawn Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He’ll find out the cause of all these horny woman or die trying! But to do so, he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who want him just for his body. Action packed and full of humor, Nymphos of Rocky Flats is the perfect read for anyone who likes vampires, detective stories, or just a wonderful fun read.

My Zombie Boyfriend

Author : T. Strange
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781543299991
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (999 download)

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Download or read book My Zombie Boyfriend written by T. Strange and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-20 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Edward Grey is a medical student by day, necromancer by night. He lives alone with the first zombie he ever raised, his childhood cat, Boo. Edward's life is simple: studying medicine, training his necromantic powers with his mentor, Mariel, and having weekly dinners with his parents. When he finds a very attractive corpse in a park and brings it home to reanimate, he creates a sassy, free-willed zombie who believes Edward is the one who murdered him. With no memory of his former life, Edward names the zombie Kit and tries to win his trust. Kit slowly adjusts to his new un-life with Edward's help, though he's still suspicious of Edward's role in his death and is convinced that Edward is hiding his former identity. Edward is very attracted to Kit, but understands why Kit doesn't trust him. As they become closer to one another, Kit turns to Edward for comfort and love. The fragile trust they've built together will be tested when Kit unexpectedly regains his memory and seeks revenge on his murderers.

Zombies Calling

Author : Faith Erin Hicks
Publisher : SLG Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781593620790
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Zombies Calling written by Faith Erin Hicks and published by SLG Publishing. This book was released on 2007 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joss, overwhelmed by exams and debt, finds her life further complicated after being attacked by a group of brain-hungry zombies and must use the knowledge she has gained from watching too many zombie movies to get out of her dorm alive.

The Gingerbread Kama Sutra

Author : Patti Paige
Publisher : Kyle Books
ISBN 13 : 0857839365
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book The Gingerbread Kama Sutra written by Patti Paige and published by Kyle Books. This book was released on 2020-10-29 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to spice up your love life? The Gingerbread Kama Sutra is here to help. With chapters ranging from Easy to Advanced to Expert, there's a gingerbread position whatever your flavour. Handy baking templates show you how to make these cookie creations at home, while descriptions from the Kama Sutra mean you can get inventive in the bedroom as well as in the kitchen. Featuring Patti Paige's signature and vegan gingerbread and her top tips for baking and decorating, this book is a sure-fire recipe for romance. Patti Page is an artist, baker, and owner of Baked Ideas, a custom bakery in New York City. Along with a small, close team, she decorates cakes and cookies that reflect her affinity for clean, simple design, vibrant colour and artistic flair. When Patti started posting her Kama Sutra gingerbread on her Instagram page, the response from her followers was huge (mainly in the form of crying-laughing emojis) and Patti has been developing the range ever since. Instagram - @bakedideas

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : Harper Voyager
ISBN 13 : 9780060833268
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (332 download)

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Download or read book The Nymphos of Rocky Flats written by Mario Acevedo and published by Harper Voyager. This book was released on 2006-03-14 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first and only vampire book to be declassified by the federal government . . . Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He'll find out the cause of all these horny women or die trying! But first he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who just want his body . . . Skewering sexual myths, conspiracy fables, and government bureaucracy, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats reveals the bizarre world of the undead with a humorous slant and a fresh twist.

The Historian

Author : Elizabeth Kostova
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 075951383X
Total Pages : 660 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (595 download)

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Download or read book The Historian written by Elizabeth Kostova and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2005-06-01 with total page 660 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The record-breaking phenomenon from Elizabeth Kostova is a celebrated masterpiece that "refashioned the vampire myth into a compelling contemporary novel, a late-night page-turner" (San Francisco Chronicle). Breathtakingly suspenseful and beautifully written, The Historian is the story of a young woman plunged into a labyrinth where the secrets of her family’s past connect to an inconceivable evil: the dark fifteenth-century reign of Vlad the Impaler and a time-defying pact that may have kept his awful work alive through the ages. The search for the truth becomes an adventure of monumental proportions, taking us from monasteries and dusty libraries to the capitals of Eastern Europe—in a feat of storytelling so rich, so hypnotic, so exciting that it has enthralled readers around the world. “Part thriller, part history, part romance...Kostova has a keen sense of storytelling and she has a marvelous tale to tell.” —Baltimore Sun

Blue Thunder

Author : Thomas Burdick
Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9780671663216
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (632 download)

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Download or read book Blue Thunder written by Thomas Burdick and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 1990 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The chilling account of the murder of a millionaire boat designer involves a drug empire, the Mafia, and the U.S. government

Killing the Cobra

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : IDW Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781600107979
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Killing the Cobra written by Mario Acevedo and published by IDW Publishing. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published as Mario Acevedo's: Killing the cobra: Chinatown trollop issues #1-4."

Book of Erotic Fantasy

Author : Gwendolyn F. M. Kestrel
Publisher : Arthaus
ISBN 13 : 9781588463999
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (639 download)

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Download or read book Book of Erotic Fantasy written by Gwendolyn F. M. Kestrel and published by Arthaus. This book was released on 2006-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Chicano Nations

Author : Marissa K. López
Publisher : NYU Press
ISBN 13 : 0814752632
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (147 download)

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Download or read book Chicano Nations written by Marissa K. López and published by NYU Press. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part of the American Literatures Initiative Series Chicano Nations argues that the transnationalism that is central to Chicano identity originated in the global, postcolonial moment at the turn of the nineteenth century rather than as an effect of contemporary economic conditions, which began in the mid nineteenth century and primarily affected the laboring classes. The Spanish empire then began to implode, and colonists in the “new world” debated the national contours of the viceroyalties. This is where Marissa K. López locates the origins of Chicano literature, which is now and always has been “postnational,” encompassing the wealthy, the poor, the white, and the mestizo. Tracing its long history and the diversity of subject positions it encompasses, Chicano Nations explores the shifting literary forms authors have used to write the nation from the nineteenth to the twenty-first centuries. López argues that while national and global tensions lie at the historical heart of Chicana/o narratives of the nation, there should be alternative ways to imagine the significance of Chicano literature other than as a reflection of national identity. In a nuanced analysis, the book provides a way to think of early writers as a meaningful part of Chicano literary history, and, in looking at the nation, rather than the particularities of identity, as that which connects Chicano literature over time, it engages the emerging hemispheric scholarship on U.S. literature.

Rescue From Planet Pleasure

Author : Mario Acevedo
Publisher : WordFire +ORM
ISBN 13 : 1614753083
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (147 download)

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Download or read book Rescue From Planet Pleasure written by Mario Acevedo and published by WordFire +ORM. This book was released on 2016-04-11 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The national bestselling author of Werewolf Smackdown brings back “irresistibly entertaining” vampire detective Felix Gomez (Rick Riordan, #1 New York Times–bestselling author). Planet Pleasure. The one place in the galaxy you seriously want to avoid, but it’s the next stop for Felix Gomez, detective-vampire and undead enforcer. His mission: rescue the bodacious vampiress, the hyper-sexual Carmen Arellano, from the clutches of ruthless warrior aliens. Her captors have doomed themselves by honing their military prowess at the expense of their libido, and Carmen is their last chance in regaining their mojo before they die out. Felix can’t waste any time because Phaedra, the ruthless bloodsucking ingénue—now with extra-superpowers—is making good on her threat to destroy the Araneum and take over the undead underworld. Luckily, Felix is not alone in his quest to save Carmen and stop Phaedra. That redheaded whirlwind with a gun, Jolie, has got his back. Also lending a hand is everyone’s favorite down-and-out trickster sage, Coyote, and he’s brought along his mom . . . la Malinche . . . aka La Llorona! Here it comes, ground zero of a mega-ton story bristling with action, interstellar double-crosses, skin-walkers, Hopi magic, and trigger-happy goons. Exactly what you’d expect from Felix Gomez. Praise for the Felix Gomez series “Acevedo is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” —Tim Dorsey, New York Times–bestselling author “Decidedly good, clean, unwholesome fun.” —The Baltimore Sun “A witty, fast-paced, detective tale that also manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” —El Paso Times

The Book of Love

Author : James McConnachie
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780805090192
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Love written by James McConnachie and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-05-26 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An “enticing . . . elegant and stylish” biography of the ancient Hindu manuscript that became the world’s most famous sex manual (The New York Review of Books) The Kamasutra is one of the world’s best-known yet least understood texts, its title instantly familiar but its contents widely misconstrued as a how-to guide of acrobatic sexual techniques. Yet the book began its life in third-century India as something quite different: a vision of a life of urbane sophistication, with advice on matters from friendship to household decoration. Celebrated, then neglected, the Kamasutra was very nearly lost—until an outrageous adventurer brought it to the West, earning literary immortality. In lively, lucid prose, James McConnachie provides a rare look at the exquisite civilization that produced this cultural cornerstone. He details the quest of explorer Richard Burton, who—with his coterie of libertines—unleashed the Kamasutra on Victorian society as a slap at its prudishness. And he describes the Kamasutra’s exile to the pornographic underground, until the end of the Lady Chatterley obscenity ban thrust it once more into contentious daylight. The first work to tell the full story of the Kamasutra, The Book of Love explores how a way of looking at the world came to be cradled between book covers—and survived.

The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

Author : Chris Morrill
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595261450
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book The Good, the Bad, and the Undead written by Chris Morrill and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vampires have secretly grown wealthy behind the scenes for centuries, involved in monumental tasks such as overthrowing governments, and mundane ones like running local strip clubs. But instead of viewing things from afar, they like to plunging headfirst into debauchery themselves. In modern times, the sexy unofficial vampire boss gets in deep trouble after her group's move to St. Louis. Along with her right hand vamp "Scummy" (who battles an eternal hangover, an everlasting erection and extreme lack of couth) and a cast of other assorted degenerates, they must prepare for one last battle against an old antagonist from days past. None of this is made easier by the training of new "rookie" vampire, a local St. Louis "hoosier", along the way. Imagine if vampires were far more human than anyone gives them credit for but too rich, too bored, and too immortal to play by any of the rules.