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Book Synopsis The Unauthorized Donald Trump Bathroom Book by : Matt Middleton
Download or read book The Unauthorized Donald Trump Bathroom Book written by Matt Middleton and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious look at Donald Trump's life and his presidency meant to be enjoyed in the bathroom. Readers will learn more about Trump and his 3 wives in a fun and funny way. It's a great gift for people who are not fond of The Donald. There are crossword puzzles, word searches and quizzes that will make you laugh and remind you of what a disaster Donald Trump is to the U.S. Presidency. Plus, whole sections about Trump's most absurd Tweets and quotes.
Book Synopsis The Donald Trump Bathroom Book by : Matt Middleton
Download or read book The Donald Trump Bathroom Book written by Matt Middleton and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-21 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious look at Donald Trump's life and his presidency meant to be enjoyed in the bathroom. Readers will learn more about Trump and his 3 wives in a fun and funny way. It's a great gift for people who are not fond of The Donald. There are crossword puzzles, word searches and quizzes that will make you laugh and remind you of what a disaster Donald Trump is to the U.S. Presidency. Plus, whole sections about Trump's most absurd Tweets and quotes.
Book Synopsis The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump by : Rob Sears
Download or read book The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump written by Rob Sears and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2024-09-26 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the last decade, Rob Sears has been painstakingly combing the words of Donald J. Trump for signs of poetry. To the surprise of many, he has found riches. By simply cutting up and reordering lines from Trump’s tweets, Truths and transcripts, Sears has unearthed a trove of exquisite verse that was just waiting to be found. In this expanded edition of a poetry classic, fans can rediscover a writer of rare conviction (thirty-four felony charges and counting), and for the first time ponder the full span of Trump's artistic flowering and the paradoxes it poses. Like: How can one and the same person unite critics with beautiful poems, yet prove so divisive in his 'other life' as a political leader? And how can a man many consider desperately flawed produce works of such grace as 'All I ask is fairness', 'My hands are normal hands' and 'Shithole countries'? The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is a carefully curated collection for our times that will make a thought-provoking addition to any poetry-lover’s library.
Book Synopsis TRUMP the Art of the Flush Bathroom Guest Book by : Knox Publishing Bathroom Guest Books
Download or read book TRUMP the Art of the Flush Bathroom Guest Book written by Knox Publishing Bathroom Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny bthroom guestbook gives all of your visitors a little something to do while they are doing something. This guestbook has room for all of you guests thoughts, along with just a bunch of stuff to pass thier time, while they are passing thier...well, you know what. You will enjoy the comments left by your guests, and hopefully that is all they left. Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! 110 Pages 8.25" x 6" A word search for passing time Place to draw you a picture Question and answers for you to relly get to know your guests Great housewarming gift Fun for white elephant employee secret santa gift Room for 54 guests to participate in your royal bathroomery
Download or read book Free, Melania written by Kate Bennett and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first behind-the-scenes look at the life of the most enigmatic First Lady in U.S. history Melania Trump is an enigma. Regardless of your political leanings, she is fascinating—a First Lady who, in many ways, is the most modern and groundbreaking in recent history. A former model whose beauty in person leaves people breathless, a woman whose upbringing in a communist country spurred a relentless drive for stability, both for herself and for her family. A reluctant pillar in a controversial presidential administration who speaks five languages and runs the East Wing like none of her predecessors ever could—underestimate her at your own peril (as a former government official did and was summarily fired). But who is she really? In Free, Melania we get an insider's look at Melania Trump, from her childhood in Slovenia to her days in the White House, and everything in between. We see the Trump family dynamics that Melania has had to navigate, including her strained relationship with Ivanka. We get a rare glimpse into what goes into her famous and sometimes infamous clothing choices (including perhaps the real message behind Melania’s controversial jacket, “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?”, which she wore while visiting the U.S.-Mexico border), and how a publicly quiet Melania actually speaks very loudly—if you just know where, and how, to listen. And we get a behind-the-scenes look at her often eyebrow-raising relationship with Donald Trump, from their beginnings to becoming the most unusual First Family in modern history. Looking at Melania in the pantheon of historic First Ladies, Kate Bennett shows just how different Melania Trump is and why she matters. Bennett, an expert on First Ladies, has unparalleled access to Melania’s very small and loyal inner circle. As she shows in this page-turning book, the seemingly most reluctant First Lady is, in many ways, the most compelling and complex First Lady, ever.
Book Synopsis Things People Tell Me by : Anon Moose
Download or read book Things People Tell Me written by Anon Moose and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-29 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go deep inside Donald Trump's "very, very large brain" for a tongue-in-cheek look at the events that shaped his Presidency, from his bromance with Kim Jong Un to Trump single-handedly saving the U.S. Armed Forces from ruin by ordering more bullets.This humorous and fictional "unauthorized autobiography" sheds behind-the-scenes light on these and other seminal events from his chaotic term as Dotard-in-Chief, as his BFF Kim calls him in the love letters they share.Read about Trump's views on KellyAnne Conway: I like KellyAnne. She's got long blonde hair and a trim body, and from a distance she looks really hot. Then when she gets close, it's like the disappointment you felt after waiting three years for "The Empire Strikes Back." You're glad you saw it, but it's not worth seeing again. When Kellyanne starts talking, I have a bad habit of tuning her out and imagining her standing sixty feet away from me, walking in the other direction. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Although with KellyAnne, it's the second impression that hurts more.On Winning: After my unbelievable landslide victory, the Democrats comforted themselves with the knowledge that Hillary Clinton had won the popular vote. That's what you call a moral victory. Moral victories are for losers. Give me an immoral victory any day of the week. I cheated on all of my wives. Each time they dumped me I married someone hotter and younger. Win. I cheated to get out of going to Viet Nam, and now I'm Commander-in-Chief. Win. I cheat at golf so much the caddies call me Pele because I love to kick my ball out of the rough. Win. I cheat on my taxes over and over. Only losers pay taxes. And I'm not a loser. Just ask Hillary.On evangelicals: I lie, cheat, steal, bully, threaten, curse, call women terrible names and make fun of their looks, rip babies from the arms of their mothers, lock up children, make racist statements, demonize all Muslims, cozy up to dictators and undermine our national security on a daily basis, and those people couldn't care less. As long as I rail against abortion and brown-skinned foreigners and appoint conservative judges, they'll support anything I do, regardless of how many porn stars I bang or women I assault. I've turned the Moral Majority into the Moral Equivalency. On lying: My goal is to get to 20,000 lies before the end of my first term. As I told those Boy Scouts that day, you can achieve anything when you put your mind to it. I'm going to set the record so big no one will ever top it. Future presidents won't even try to break my record because they'll know it's impossible. It will be the signature achievement of my administration. I want it etched on my tombstone: "Here lies Donald Trump, the lyingest President in United States history." Then I'll have them bury my body in an unmarked grave somewhere else so even my headstone will be a lie.On his relationship with Kim Jong Un: I had never received a love letter from a man before. But Kim Jong Un is not just any man. He's a round mound of repression. A not-so-lean killing machine. The dictator you love to hate. The contestant I could never fire. He gets me. The first letter arrived on Valentine's Day. It came in a big pink envelope with beautiful writing on the outside, addressed to Dotard-in-Chief. I knew right away who sent it. Kim. My BFF.On natural disasters: As President, one of my most difficult jobs is comforting victims of natural disasters. These poor saps have lived through devastating tornadoes or wildfires or hurricanes and lost their homes, cars and boats, all the things we need. They're vulnerable and frightened and need comfort, compassion, empathy, love--all the things I'm good at. They also need paper towels.Read about Trump's takes on other topics, including the media, how to ask foreign leaders for favors, church and the different phases of the President's annual physical exam(s).
Download or read book Believe Me written by Leagan E. Kasper and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " Believe me " - The Unauthorized Autobiography of Donald J. Trump is a serious Parody by Leagan E. Kasper, known for her razor sharp wit, in which Donald J. Trump reveals well kept secrets of his childhood, never previously made public, and the real reason why he wants to become POTUS. He also goes into detail about policies, for the very first time, as well as his Campaign Strategy and why his opponents don't stand a chance.
Author :Talia Rose Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781537226965 Total Pages :28 pages Book Rating :4.2/5 (269 download)
Download or read book Tiffany Trump written by Talia Rose and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-22 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Donald Trump and most of his family members don't need introductions. However, his second youngest child is an exception. Tiffany Trump grew mostly out of lime light and has managed to stay out it until now. Who really is Tiffany Trump? This book will reveal who this mystery daughter really is. The readers will get to take a look at the life of this not so famous Trump through snippets from various places.
Book Synopsis Melania and Me by : Stephanie Winston Wolkoff
Download or read book Melania and Me written by Stephanie Winston Wolkoff and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER What Melania wants, Melania gets. The former director of special events at Vogue and producer of nine legendary Met Galas, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff met Melania Knauss in 2003 and had a front row seat to the transformation of Donald Trump’s then girlfriend from a rough-cut gem to a precious diamond. As their friendship deepened over lunches at Manhattan hot spots, black-tie parties, and giggle sessions in the penthouse at Trump Tower, Wolkoff watched the newest Mrs. Trump raise her son, Barron, and manage her highly scrutinized marriage. After Trump won the 2016 election, Wolkoff was recruited to help produce the 58th Presidential Inauguration and to become the First Lady’s trusted advisor. Melania put Wolkoff in charge of hiring her staff, organizing her events, helping her write speeches, and creating her debut initiatives. Then it all fell apart when she was made the scapegoat for inauguration finance irregularities. Melania could have defended her innocent friend and confidant, but she stood by her man, knowing full well who was really to blame. The betrayal nearly destroyed Wolkoff. In this candid and emotional memoir, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff takes you into Trump Tower and the White House to tell the funny, thrilling, and heartbreaking story of her intimate friendship with one of the most famous women in the world, a woman few people truly understand. How did Melania react to the Access Hollywood tape and her husband’s affair with Stormy Daniels? Does she get along well with Ivanka? Why did she wear that jacket with “I really don’t care, do u?” printed on the back? Is Melania happy being First Lady? And what really happened with the inauguration’s funding of $107 million? Wolkoff has some ideas...
Book Synopsis Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography by Me, Donald Trump, in My Own Best Words by : Chris Dahl
Download or read book Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography by Me, Donald Trump, in My Own Best Words written by Chris Dahl and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-17 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is my one and only, personal autobiography, in my own best words, written by me, of course, because I am the only one qualified to write an autobiography about me. I mean, that makes sense, right? 'Cuz, who else is gonna write an autobiography about me but me. It's the story of my life and my one-and-only, historically amazing presidency. And, yeah, don't worry, this is only volume one, which means the first one.
Download or read book Hair-Brained written by Peet Nourjian and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'HAIRBRAINED The Unauthorized Interview with Donald Trump' may not make America great again but it will make America laugh again. This Q & A spoof captures all the ridicule and insults, all the blasphemy and bravado of The Donald, but with the timing and creative pizzazz that we expect from a seasoned comedy writer. HAIRBRAINED is literary theater that probes deep into the billionaire's psyche, but it's the reader who gets poked in the funny bone. At 120 pages, it's the perfect companion for the Democrat, Republican or Independent who needs an unlimited source of one-liners around the water cooler, or political zingers to cut through the bipartisan tension at the dinner table. We've felt the BERN, now feel the BRAINED.
Book Synopsis Beneath the Hairpiece by : Donny Dotard
Download or read book Beneath the Hairpiece written by Donny Dotard and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beneath the Hairpiece is an artistic statement piece about the dotard administration. Much like the mind of the president, this book contains nothing. Almost 180 pages of nothing to be exact! In other words: It contains every good thought he's ever had. Don't get this blank page statement book because you want to read a masterpiece: Get this book because you want to make a statement. Fight the filth!
Download or read book Deep State written by James B. Stewart and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times Bestseller "Important and stunning. This is must-read material if you want to understand what the Trump administration is still up to right now." --Lawrence O'Donnell There are questions that the Mueller report couldn't—or wouldn't—answer. What actually happened to instigate the Russia investigation? Did President Trump’s meddling incriminate him? There’s no mystery to what Trump thinks. He claims that the Deep State, a cabal of career bureaucrats—among them, Andrew McCabe, Lisa Page, and Peter Strzok, previously little known figures within the FBI whom he has obsessively and publically reviled—is concerned only with protecting its own power and undermining the democratic process. Conversely, James Comey has defended the FBI as incorruptible apolitical public servants who work tirelessly to uphold the rule of law. For the first time, bestselling author James B. Stewart sifts these conflicting accounts to present a clear-eyed view of what exactly happened inside the FBI in the lead-up to the 2016 election, drawing on scores of interviews with key FBI, Department of Justice, and White House officialsand voluminous transcripts, notes, and internal reports. In full detail, this is the dramatic saga of the FBI’s simultaneous investigations of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump—the first time in American history the FBI has been thrust into the middle of both parties' campaigns for the presidency. Stewart shows what exactly was set in motion when Trump fired Comey, triggering the appointment of Robert Mueller as an independent special counsel and causing the FBI to open a formal investigation into the president himself. And how this unprecedented event joined in ongoing combat two vital institutions of American democracy: the presidency and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. At stake in this epic battle is the rule of law itself, the foundation of the U.S. Constitution. There is no room for compromise, but plenty for collateral damage. The reputations of both sides have already been harmed, perhaps irrevocably, and at great cost to American democracy. Deep State goes beyond the limits of the legally constrained Mueller report, showing how the president’s obsession with the idea of a conspiracy against him is still upending lives and sending shockwaves through both the FBI and the Department of Justice. In this world-historical struggle—Trump versus intelligence agencies—Stewart shows us in rare style what’s real and what matters now. And for the looming 2020 election.
Book Synopsis Donald J. Trump's Unauthorized Alphabet Book for Adults by : Craig J. Donahue
Download or read book Donald J. Trump's Unauthorized Alphabet Book for Adults written by Craig J. Donahue and published by Palmetto Publishing. This book was released on 2020-10-16 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This highly humorous and timely illustrated satire is structured like a children's book, but it is definitely for adults. An elephant with Trumplike hair and a red tie introduces each letter of the alphabet, which incorporates a word or phrase in a critical observation about Donald Trump's behavior or policies. Some of the statements poke fun at Trump; some are deadly serious. Others are intended to push his buttons. A handful of letters have more than one entry. For example, a whole page is devoted to William Barr, one to Mitch McConnell, and one to Mike Pence. Included in the alphabet are also people Trump has wronged, and some pages praise individuals Trump dislikes, such as Mitt Romney, Greta Thunberg, John Lewis and John McCain. The core message of the book is to urge readers not to forget all the awful things Donald Trump has done to this country, and to encourage everyone to vote him out of office come November.
Book Synopsis The Watergate Girl by : Jill Wine-Banks
Download or read book The Watergate Girl written by Jill Wine-Banks and published by Henry Holt and Company. This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Obstruction of justice, the specter of impeachment, sexism at work, shocking revelations: Jill Wine-Banks takes us inside her trial by fire as a Watergate prosecutor. It was a time, much like today, when Americans feared for the future of their democracy, and women stood up for equal treatment. At the crossroads of the Watergate scandal and the women’s movement was a young lawyer named Jill Wine Volner (as she was then known), barely thirty years old and the only woman on the team that prosecuted the highest-ranking White House officials. Called “the mini-skirted lawyer” by the press, she fought to receive the respect accorded her male counterparts—and prevailed. In The Watergate Girl, Jill Wine-Banks opens a window on this troubled time in American history. It is impossible to read about the crimes of Richard Nixon and the people around him without drawing parallels to today’s headlines. The book is also the story of a young woman who sought to make her professional mark while trapped in a failing marriage, buffeted by sexist preconceptions, and harboring secrets of her own. Her house was burgled, her phones were tapped, and even her office garbage was rifled through. At once a cautionary tale and an inspiration for those who believe in the power of justice and the rule of law, The Watergate Girl is a revelation about our country, our politics, and who we are as a society.
Book Synopsis Donald Trump's Plans for Making America Great Again by : D. R. Eamon
Download or read book Donald Trump's Plans for Making America Great Again written by D. R. Eamon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Details of Donald Trump's plans for America
Book Synopsis Real Queer America by : Samantha Allen
Download or read book Real Queer America written by Samantha Allen and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LAMBDA LITERARY AWARD FINALIST A transgender reporter's "powerful, profoundly moving" narrative tour through the surprisingly vibrant queer communities sprouting up in red states (New York Times Book Review), offering a vision of a stronger, more humane America. Ten years ago, Samantha Allen was a suit-and-tie-wearing Mormon missionary. Now she's a GLAAD Award-winning journalist happily married to another woman. A lot in her life has changed, but what hasn't changed is her deep love of Red State America, and of queer people who stay in so-called "flyover country" rather than moving to the liberal coasts. In Real Queer America, Allen takes us on a cross-country road-trip stretching all the way from Provo, Utah to the Rio Grande Valley to the Bible Belt to the Deep South. Her motto for the trip: "Something gay every day." Making pit stops at drag shows, political rallies, and hubs of queer life across the heartland, she introduces us to scores of extraordinary LGBT people working for change, from the first openly transgender mayor in Texas history to the manager of the only queer night club in Bloomington, Indiana, and many more. Capturing profound cultural shifts underway in unexpected places and revealing a national network of chosen family fighting for a better world, Real Queer America is a treasure trove of uplifting stories and a much-needed source of hope and inspiration in these divided times.
