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Author : Matthew Hovey
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1387277480
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (872 download)
Download or read book 1,037 One Liner Jokes written by Matthew Hovey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-10-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1,037 one liners that will have you roll on the floor laughing. These one liners are hilarious.
Author : Hugh Morris
Publisher : Grin & Bear It Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 79 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes written by Hugh Morris and published by Grin & Bear It Press. This book was released on 2024-01-19 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Step into the world of laughter and light-hearted fun with The Big Book of Bad Dad Jokes: Jokes Dads Will Love and Families Will Love to Hate, your go-to source for the most groan-worthy, eye-rolling, and surprisingly witty dad jokes ever compiled! This book isn't just a collection; it's a journey through the joy of classic humor that exasperates generations.
From family life and the quirks of the office to the thrills of travel and the hilarity of daily life, this treasury packs in jokes for every occasion and mood. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your comedic repertoire, a family member in search of the perfect eye-rolling comeback, or simply a humor enthusiast, this book has got you covered.
Highlights:
Immerse yourself in this ultimate dad joke treasury, where every page promises a grin, a groan, or a hearty laugh. It's the perfect gift for dads, joke enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the lighter side of life. Get ready to embrace the dad joke spirit—no eye-rolling necessary (but highly encouraged)!
Pick up your copy today and start spreading the joy one dad joke at a time!
Notice: No dad was embarrassed in the making of this book. Satisfaction and groans are guaranteed.
Author : Adrian Kulp
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1647393884
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (473 download)
Download or read book World's Greatest Dad Jokes written by Adrian Kulp and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 600+ squeaky-clean jokes for the whole family! This huge collection of side-splitting dad jokes will keep your family and friends giggling for hours. Even reluctant readers are sure to laugh along to these family-safe jokes on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. Be sure to check out a bonus riddle section to stump those you love most! Jokes galore—The pages are packed with hundreds of wonderfully lame jokes, including pitifully corny puns, knee-slappin' knock-knocks, mic drop one-liners, and so much more. Colorful illustrations—Engaging illustrations make reading fun for any audience from 8 to 108. Giftable fun—A collection of clean dad jokes make this the perfect present for any dad or dude. Keep your family cracking up with this dad jokes book!
Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631585150
Total Pages : 426 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (315 download)
Download or read book Really Bad Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-28 with total page 426 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bring out the groans with Really Bad Dad Jokes! Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you’ll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies? Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. . . but catscan! What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!” What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea And many, many more! With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.
Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631586653
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (315 download)
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Author : Stacy McAnulty
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 1250197910
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book Earth! My First 4.54 Billion Years written by Stacy McAnulty and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted nonfiction picture book about the formation and history of the Earth--told from the perspective of the Earth itself! "Hi, I’m Earth! But you can call me Planet Awesome." Prepare to learn all about Earth from the point-of-view of Earth herself! In this funny yet informative book, filled to the brim with kid-friendly facts, readers will discover key moments in Earth’s life, from her childhood more than four billion years ago all the way up to present day. Beloved children's book author Stacy McAnulty helps Earth tell her story, and award-winning illustrator David Litchfield brings the words to life. The book includes back matter with even more interesting tidbits. This title has Common Core connections.
Author : James McDonald
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780998294902
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (949 download)
Download or read book I Am Earth written by James McDonald and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-20 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Am Earth introduces kids to the basic concepts of earth science while also encouraging the importance of taking care of our special planet through environmental awareness and sustainability. Keeping Earth a happy healthy place to live is important for everyone big and small. In this Earth science book for beginners, kids learn what makes our planet so uniquely special and how people can work together to keep it a healthy home.
Author : Heather L. Hobson PSYD
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (652 download)
Download or read book The Healing Vortex Within written by Heather L. Hobson PSYD and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2022-04-24 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is like 12 years of therapy in 44 chapters of whimsical, weird, humorous and empowering information. Created from the soul FOR THE SOUL. We all have the innate ability to heal ourselves and this book is a supportive tool to go within and unleash your self-healing super powers!
Author : Nicolus Jameson
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 1597819220
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (978 download)
Download or read book Nick Gyver written by Nicolus Jameson and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2006-03 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A "Nick" name for Nicolus, a child genius/inventor finds himself and the world at war with the New World Order and the antichrist, battles for the cause of Christ.
Author : Franklyn M. Branley
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0064450503
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (644 download)
Download or read book What Makes Day and Night written by Franklyn M. Branley and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1986-03-26 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Accompanied by NASA photographs and Dorros’s colorful, lively drawings, the text explains the Earth’s rotation in clear and simple terms. An experiment using a lamp as the ‘sun’ further clarifies the principles introduced.’ —BL.
Author : Clg Of William And Mary/Ctr Gift Ed
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1000493423
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (4 download)
Download or read book How the Sun Makes Our Day written by Clg Of William And Mary/Ctr Gift Ed and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2021-09-09 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How the Sun Makes Our Day, an Earth and space science unit for grades K-1, engages students in investigations and observations about the sun as a source of light and energy, the nature of shadows, man-made sources of energy, and the need for humans to conserve natural resources. How the Sun Makes Our Day was developed by the Center for Gifted Education at The College of William and Mary to offer advanced curriculum supported by years of research. The Center's materials have received national recognition from the United States Department of Education and the National Association for Gifted Children, and they are widely used both nationally and internationally. Each of the books in this series offers curriculum that focuses on advanced content and higher level processes. The science units contain simulations of real-world problems, and students experience the work of real science by using data-handling skills, analyzing information, and evaluating results. The mathematics units provide sophisticated ideas and concepts, challenging extensions, higher order thinking skills, and opportunities for student exploration based on interest. These materials are a must for any teacher seeking to challenge and engage learners and increase achievement. Grades K-1
Author : Don Defreeze
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1441506586
Total Pages : 119 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (415 download)
Download or read book Please Read written by Don Defreeze and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-04-06 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Please Read By Don Defreeze. If you feel the need to shake off today ́s worries by flinging to the far recesses of the Applachian Mountain Trail, you ́ve come to the right place. Come along on the trek to seclusion.
Author : Karen Thompson Walker
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0679644385
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (796 download)
Download or read book The Age of Miracles written by Karen Thompson Walker and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-06-26 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY People ∙ O: The Oprah Magazine ∙ Financial Times ∙ Kansas City Star ∙ BookPage ∙ Kirkus Reviews ∙ Publishers Weekly ∙ Booklist NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “A stunner.”—Justin Cronin “It’s never the disasters you see coming that finally come to pass—it’s the ones you don’t expect at all,” says Julia, in this spellbinding novel of catastrophe and survival by a superb new writer. Luminous, suspenseful, unforgettable, The Age of Miracles tells the haunting and beautiful story of Julia and her family as they struggle to live in a time of extraordinary change. On an ordinary Saturday in a California suburb, Julia awakes to discover that something has happened to the rotation of the earth. The days and nights are growing longer and longer; gravity is affected; the birds, the tides, human behavior, and cosmic rhythms are thrown into disarray. In a world that seems filled with danger and loss, Julia also must face surprising developments in herself, and in her personal world—divisions widening between her parents, strange behavior by her friends, the pain and vulnerability of first love, a growing sense of isolation, and a surprising, rebellious new strength. With crystalline prose and the indelible magic of a born storyteller, Karen Thompson Walker gives us a breathtaking portrait of people finding ways to go on in an ever-evolving world. “Gripping drama . . . flawlessly written; it could be the most assured debut by an American writer since Jennifer Egan’s Emerald City.”—The Denver Post “Pure magnificence.”—Nathan Englander “Provides solace with its wisdom, compassion, and elegance.”—Curtis Sittenfeld “Riveting, heartbreaking, profoundly moving.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) Look for special features inside. Join the Circle for author chats and more.
Author : Jesse Travis Scott
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1805145843
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (51 download)
Download or read book The Savage Discipline written by Jesse Travis Scott and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2023-05-28 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just a few years ago Jesse Travis Scott hiked Colombia’s famous Ciudad Perdida, a grueling, mosquito-ridden, all-weather-encompassing, 44 kilometer, 4-day hike through the Sierra Nevada mountains near the city of Santa Marta. The average age of his fellow trekkers was about 27 years old, whereas Jesse was about to turn 43 at the time.
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (978 download)
Download or read book Horological Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1918 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 622 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book English Mechanic and Mirror of Science and Art written by and published by . This book was released on 1893 with total page 622 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 670 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)
Download or read book English Mechanic and World of Science written by and published by . This book was released on 1879 with total page 670 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
