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The Poo Bomb

Author : Jeff Vogel
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740750458
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (54 download)

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Download or read book The Poo Bomb written by Jeff Vogel and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Jeff Vogel did not go into parenthood with any delusions. He knew that he would love his daughter, and that was terrifying. What if he screwed up? And he knew that life with a baby would be different, that it would be filled with an endless stream of filthy diapers, unexplained wailing, and sleepless nights. Not to mention no sex. The parenting books painted a picture of smart, communicative babies and mindless, limitless joy, but he knew they were lying to him. So he wrote his own book. The Poo Bomb: True Tales of Parental Terror recounts, in a no-punches-pulled style, the first year of life of Cordelia, Jeff's freshly hatched, gooey human girl. The first year of parenthood isn't about joy or fulfillment. It is about menial labor, wiping up human waste, and marking time until the kid is old enough to run and play and thank you for its life. Jeff chronicles the journey through the morass of year one week by week. Rich with irreverent honesty and humor, The Poo Bomb is the reality show of parenting books: It reflects what most parents have sometimes guiltily felt about their not-so-delightful bundles of joy.

Icky Poo Book

Author : Klutz Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781591742418
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Icky Poo Book written by Klutz Press and published by . This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Official Icky Poo Book is a collection of 36 only-from-Klutz activities designed around this wonder of weird science. It comes with two irresistible ropes of what scientists like to call an "elastomeric gelatinous compound." Games such as Icky Poo Plop, Frog Tongue Darts, and the ever-exciting Hold It & Scream allow for solo challenges or mob madness.

All of a Sudden and Forever

Author : Chris Barton
Publisher : Millbrook Press
ISBN 13 : 1541571908
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (415 download)

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Download or read book All of a Sudden and Forever written by Chris Barton and published by Millbrook Press. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A profoundly moving nonfiction picture book about tragedy, hope, and healing from award-winning author Chris Barton. Sometimes bad things happen, and you have to tell everyone. Sometimes terrible things happen, and everybody knows. On April 19, 1995, something terrible happened in Oklahoma City: a bomb exploded, and people were hurt and killed. But that was not the end of the story. Those who survived—and those who were forever changed—shared their stories and began to heal. Near the site of the bomb blast, an American elm tree began to heal as well. People took care of the tree just as they took care of each other. The tree and its seedlings now offer solace to people around the world grappling with tragedy and loss. Released to coincide with the 25th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, this book commemorates what was lost and offers hope for the future.

The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy

Author : Steven London
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1460259238
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy written by Steven London and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2014-12-02 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second book in The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy series finds our hero, Ralph Spitzle, a.k.a. Cabbage Boy, recovering from his great battle against the evil Cabbage Roller. The start of school brings the hope for normal after the summer's insanity. Ralph soon discovers that Grade 5 will be a difficult year. Hiding his secret identity from his friends is hard. Handling the return of an old friend is harder. But the sudden appearance of a super villain who challenges everything that is important to Ralph shakes him to the core......

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501122991
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

The Other Dark Matter

Author : Lina Zeldovich
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022661557X
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book The Other Dark Matter written by Lina Zeldovich and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The history of human waste. How I learned to love the excrement; The early history of human excreta; Treasure nigh soil as if it were gold!; The water closet dilemma and the sewage farm paradigm; Germs, fertilizer, and the poop police -- The present: a sludge revolution in progress. The great sewage time bomb and the redistribution of nutrients on the planet; Loowatt, a loo that turns waste into watts; The crap that cooks your dinner and container-based sanitation; HomeBiogas : your personal digester in a box; Made in New York; Lystek, the home of sewage smoothies; How DC water makes biosolids BLOOM; From biosolids to biofuels -- The future of medicine and other things; Poop : the best (and cheapest medicine; Looking where the sun doesn't shine; From the kindness of one's gut : an insider look into stool banks -- Afterword : breathing poetry into poop.

Love Bomb

Author : Jenny McLachlan
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250080312
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Love Bomb written by Jenny McLachlan and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betty Plum has never been in love. She's never even kissed a boy. But when Toby starts school it's like Betty has been hit with a thousand of Cupid's arrows. A bomb has exploded-a love bomb. More than ever Betty wishes her mom didn't die when Betty was a baby. She really needs her mom here to ask her advice. And just when she misses her most, that's when she finds hidden letters for just these moments. Letters about what your first kiss should feel like and what real love truly is. Although her mom isn't really there, Betty feels closer to her more than ever. Jenny McLachlan's follow-up to FLIRTY DANCING will have you in both fits of laughter and tears.

The Pet Poo Pocket Guide

Author : Rose Seemann
Publisher : New Society Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1550925881
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book The Pet Poo Pocket Guide written by Rose Seemann and published by New Society Publishers. This book was released on 2015-05-01 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the scoop on reducing the environmental footprint of your furry friends Eighty-three million dogs and ninety-six million cats call the United States home. Dogs alone produce enough waste to fill more than 1,091 football fields 1 foot deep in a single year. Add billions of plastic pick-up bags to the mix and season well with tons of litter box waste. Scoop a hefty portion into local landfills and seal it tightly to ensure optimal methane production. Clearly, this is a recipe for disaster. Dog and cat owners who trash their pets' offerings daily are in denial about how much waste is produced and what happens to it. Those who want to make the responsible choice often turn to the internet, only to find misleading, confusing, and contradictory information. The Pet Poo Pocket Guide will help you reduce your pet's environmental paw print with: Best practices for cycling pet waste back to nature Suggestions on how to tailor your approach based on location, situation, weather, needs, or available time Instructions for using your composted pet waste safely to enrich your soil and nourish ornamental plants With recycling tactics clearly indicated as "easy," "moderate," or "demanding," The Pet Poo Pocket Guide offers something for everyone. This no-nonsense guide is a must-read for any pet owner who is concerned about the environmental impact of their best friend, and is seeking a safe and practical solution. Rose Seemann is the owner and operator of EnviroWagg, a company dedicated to collecting and composting canine waste into safe, nutrient-rich garden soil.

Chris Drops a Bomb!

Author : Al Argo
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781726083416
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (834 download)

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Download or read book Chris Drops a Bomb! written by Al Argo and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-10-20 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your children will laugh and laugh as they read Chris Drops a Bomb! This is a funny story about Chris, my real friend, from down under!" - Al Argo Chris Drops a Bomb is a hilarious story about Chris, an Australian boy who really, really needs to go while watching a movie with his parents. This short, rhyming picture book is followed by a few crazy, fun and very true facts about farting and poo. This book is clean, family friendly, entertaining and educational. This is the second in a series of children's books by American Author, Al Argo who teamed with veteran Brazilian children's book illustrator, Andressa Meissner in their debut collaboration, Chris Gets the Hiccups. Chris Drops a Bomb is sure to become another favorite for both you and your child. Ages 3-7.

Wandering Time

Author : Luis Alberto Urrea
Publisher : University of Arizona Press
ISBN 13 : 9780816518661
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (186 download)

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Download or read book Wandering Time written by Luis Alberto Urrea and published by University of Arizona Press. This book was released on 1999-01-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fleeing a failed marriage and haunted by ghosts of his past, Luis Alberto Urrea jumped into his car several years ago and headed west. Driving cross-country with a cat named Rest Stop, Urrea wandered the West from one year's Spring through the next. Hiking into aspen forests where leaves "shiver and tinkle like bells" and poking alongside creeks in the Rockies, he sought solace and wisdom. In the forested mountains he learned not only the names of trees—he learned how to live. As nature opened Urrea's eyes, writing opened his heart. In journal entries that sparkle with discovery, Urrea ruminates on music, poetry, and the landscape. With wonder and spontaneity, he relates tales of marmots, geese, bears, and fellow travelers. He makes readers feel mountain air "so crisp you feel you could crunch it in your mouth" and reminds us all to experience the magic and healing of small gestures, ordinary people, and common creatures. Urrea has been heralded as one of the most talented writers of his generation. In poems, novels, and nonfiction, he has explored issues of family, race, language, and poverty with candor, compassion, and often astonishing power. Wandering Time offers his most intimate work to date, a luminous account of his own search for healing and redemption.

Laughter And Thought

Author : Matthew Miles
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257839683
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book Laughter And Thought written by Matthew Miles and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06-20 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short stories and essays that range from entertaining to thought provoking. It has stories that covers important things like "What if I spit gum on the sidewalk? Will that get my city destroyed?" and What if the US Navy had a fleet of giant leeches under their command?" In the essays there are topics that include a review of several books, an analysis of you as your own God and why drugs, marijuana in particular, should not be legalized. It's a smooth read and is sure to get you laughing and thinking!

Sensors and Instrumentation, Aircraft/Aerospace, Energy Harvesting & Dynamic Environments Testing, Volume 7

Author : Chad Walber
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 3030126765
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book Sensors and Instrumentation, Aircraft/Aerospace, Energy Harvesting & Dynamic Environments Testing, Volume 7 written by Chad Walber and published by Springer. This book was released on 2019-05-03 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sensors and Instrumentation, Aircraft/Aerospace and Energy Harvesting, Volume 7: Proceedings of the 37th IMAC, A Conference and Exposition on Structural Dynamics, 2019, the seventh volume of eight from the Conference brings together contributions to this important area of research and engineering. The collection presents early findings and case studies on fundamental and applied aspects of Shock & Vibration, Aircraft/Aerospace, Energy Harvesting & Dynamic Environments Testing including papers on: Alternative Sensing & Acquisition Active Controls Instrumentation Aircraft/Aerospace & Aerospace Testing Techniques Energy Harvesting

How to Survive Time Travel

Author : Larry Hayes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1471198375
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book How to Survive Time Travel written by Larry Hayes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-26 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lift off in the hilarious edge-of-your-seat adventure series that is a home alone story with a difference! Written by the inimitable Larry Hayes and hilariously illustrated by Katie Abey, this is the perfect read for fans of David Solomons, Tom Gates and Back to the Future! Fresh from saving their parents from the jaws of frenzied billionaire Mr Noah, ten-year-old Eliza and her genius little brother, Johnnie, are called upon once again. Their parents have disappeared into thin air and it’s up to the kids to save the day, travelling back in time to 5000 BC Egypt! Can they overcome friendly locals, a mysterious boy-god, snakes, a rainbow-coloured Sphinx and another plot to end the world? And – most importantly of all – will they survive TIME TRAVEL? For more out-of-this-world adventure don't forget to read about Eliza and Johnnie's first adventure in How to Survive Without Grown-Ups. Out now!

WIZARD ISLAND Child of the Orb

Author : Terry Morris
Publisher : Terrence Thomas Morris
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 315 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book WIZARD ISLAND Child of the Orb written by Terry Morris and published by Terrence Thomas Morris. This book was released on 2019-11-25 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magical orb. A two-hundred-year prophecy destined to change everything. And three squabbling siblings. When a seven-foot Enchanter and his three-inch sidekick arrive at the front door, Casper, a scrawny little runt with a monstrous fart, his bossy sister Charlotte, and egghead brother Dexter discover they are wizards and that one of them, as foretold in a centuries-old prophecy, is the Child of the Orb and destined to become the most powerful wizard in the universe. But first this oddball bunch of unlikely heroes must embark on a perilous journey to find the Orb that's been lost for two hundred years. Fail and the enchanted world will be lost forever. This delightful fantasy tale is perfect for young readers and equally perfect for grown-ups too. Funny, scary, magical, and just a little bit smelly, the first book in the Wizard Island saga ends with a satisfying bang while leaving the door open for more adventures to come...

Ninja Poo Gets Revenge

Author : Zuni Blue
Publisher : Amaria & Sariel
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ninja Poo Gets Revenge written by Zuni Blue and published by Amaria & Sariel. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The D-twin Adventures continue with Ninja Poo Gets Revenge, an action-packed short story. Dixon's dad told him to put the dog poo in the bin. He should've listened. Now Dixon and Daria must face Ninja Poo and his deadly weapons in the stinkiest, messiest fight in history! ---- Relevant words or phrases that describe this book: monster story book, children’s horror books, ninja books for kids

What Do You Do All Day?

Author : Amy Scheibe
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9781429936422
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (364 download)

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Download or read book What Do You Do All Day? written by Amy Scheibe and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-08-22 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amy Scheibe's debut novel is a fresh, funny, witty take on the magic manic days of young motherhood. Her Jennifer Bradley is a thoroughly modern mommy—a former club kid who is married to the man of her dreams and who quit a fabulous job as an antiquarian objects dealer to raise her two children: Georgia, a very advanced age 4, and baby Max. But it's alarmingly easy to spin a stay-at-home mommy's world on its axis—and Jennifer's is whirling. If it's not her mother-in-law on her tail to expose her precious grandchildren to a better element (not to mention pointing out that dangerous concrete floor in their loft), it's her husband Thom announcing he'll be on the road to Singapore for the next who-knows how long. And is this really the right time for her dad to announce that her mother isn't exactly who Jennifer thinks she is? Or for the ex-boyfriend—aka the Adult Child Actor—to come back on the scene? An American answer to Alison Pearson's I Don't Know How She Does It, What Do You Do All Day? is a sparkling, lovable novel for mommies of all kinds—whether in the trenches or out on the hustings.

Expressed in Words

Author : Naveen S
Publisher : Triviatic
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Expressed in Words written by Naveen S and published by Triviatic. This book was released on 2022-07-25 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a one-of-a-kind showcase of how people use words to get their point across. From amusing opinions to perplexing pronouncements, from no-holds-barred pitches to reports worth relishing- it is an eclectic mishmash of individuals and brands expressing themselves in ways that will make you smile, laugh, think, and wonder. Contains explicit sexual references and language that some people may find offensive.