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Author : Patricia Lorenz
Publisher : Infinity Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0741418827
Total Pages : 1 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (414 download)
Download or read book Great American Outhouse Stories written by Patricia Lorenz and published by Infinity Publishing. This book was released on 2004-01-22 with total page 1 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Texas Bix Bender
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 9780879059774
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (597 download)
Download or read book Don't Dig for Water Under the Outhouse written by Texas Bix Bender and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2000 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the best-selling author of DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! The pages are packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway."
Author : Doug Lansky
Publisher : Travelers' Tales Guides
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)
Download or read book There's No Toilet Paper ... on the Road Less Traveled written by Doug Lansky and published by Travelers' Tales Guides. This book was released on 2005 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection captures the wackiest experiences of writers whose travels took a detour, such as Dave Barry vainly trying to learn more Japanese than how to order a beer, and Mary Roach, who discovers that utilizing an Antarctic outhouse at the very moment a seal chooses to use its opening as a blowhole may not be the best way to start the day.
Author : Roger Welsch
Publisher : Voyageur Press
ISBN 13 : 9780896585980
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (859 download)
Download or read book Ode to the Outhouse written by Roger Welsch and published by Voyageur Press. This book was released on 2002 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ode to the Outhouse is a fun, humorous look at privies with amusing outhouse postcards. Includes color photos of visually interesting outhouses, and cartoons and drawings.
Author : Wayne Erbsen
Publisher : Native Ground Books & Music
ISBN 13 : 9781883206383
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (63 download)
Download or read book The Outhouse Papers written by Wayne Erbsen and published by Native Ground Books & Music. This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious book of country humour and trivia that gathers together jokes, slang, stories, folklore, and facts on a broad range of topics. Read about chicken sayings, Civil War trivia, vintage marriage advice, railroad slang, strange inventions, weird laws, & more!
Author : Great Britain. Parliament. House of Commons
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 958 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)
Download or read book Parliamentary Papers written by Great Britain. Parliament. House of Commons and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 958 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
ISBN 13 : 9781607107842
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (78 download)
Download or read book Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute. What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE! You’ll find terrifying tales, including… - Revenge of the Meatloaf - The Legend of Peepee Hollow - The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day - The Haunted Outhouse Frightening facts about… - The Curse of Amen-Ra - The Attack of the Cow Lady - Decay-causing Tooth Worms - The FBI’s Body Farm Horrifying things to do like… - Make a Bouncing Eyeball - Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions - Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat - Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)
Author : Cormac McCarthy
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307762521
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Blood Meridian written by Cormac McCarthy and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2010-08-11 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 25th ANNIVERSARY EDITION • From the bestselling author of The Passenger and the Pulitzer Prize–winning novel The Road: an epic novel of the violence and depravity that attended America's westward expansion, brilliantly subverting the conventions of the Western novel and the mythology of the Wild West. Based on historical events that took place on the Texas-Mexico border in the 1850s, Blood Meridian traces the fortunes of the Kid, a fourteen-year-old Tennesseean who stumbles into the nightmarish world where Indians are being murdered and the market for their scalps is thriving. Look for Cormac McCarthy's latest bestselling novels, The Passenger and Stella Maris.
Author : Mark Z. Danielewski
Publisher : Pantheon
ISBN 13 : 0375420525
Total Pages : 738 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (754 download)
Download or read book House of Leaves written by Mark Z. Danielewski and published by Pantheon. This book was released on 2000-03-07 with total page 738 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A novelistic mosaic that simultaneously reads like a thriller and like a strange, dreamlike excursion into the subconscious.” —The New York Times Years ago, when House of Leaves was first being passed around, it was nothing more than a badly bundled heap of paper, parts of which would occasionally surface on the Internet. No one could have anticipated the small but devoted following this terrifying story would soon command. Starting with an odd assortment of marginalized youth -- musicians, tattoo artists, programmers, strippers, environmentalists, and adrenaline junkies -- the book eventually made its way into the hands of older generations, who not only found themselves in those strangely arranged pages but also discovered a way back into the lives of their estranged children. Now this astonishing novel is made available in book form, complete with the original colored words, vertical footnotes, and second and third appendices. The story remains unchanged, focusing on a young family that moves into a small home on Ash Tree Lane where they discover something is terribly wrong: their house is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Of course, neither Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist Will Navidson nor his companion Karen Green was prepared to face the consequences of that impossibility, until the day their two little children wandered off and their voices eerily began to return another story -- of creature darkness, of an ever-growing abyss behind a closet door, and of that unholy growl which soon enough would tear through their walls and consume all their dreams.
Author : Sophia Gholz
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762475544
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)
Download or read book A History of Toilet Paper (and Other Potty Tools) written by Sophia Gholz and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2022-08-02 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the beginning, potty time meant the great outdoors . . . People have been going potty since, well, since the beginning of people! Ever wonder what humans used before potties or paper? You might be surprised at the clever tools that humans came up with over the centuries. From the great outdoors to ceramic pots, bum brushes and bidets, prepare for an adventure as we explore the interesting and sometimes shocking history of human potty practices! Award-winning children’s author Sophia Gholz and illustrator Xiana Teimoy team up to put a humorous spin on the fun and fascinating facts surrounding the history of toilet paper (and other potty tools) in this delightful book.
Author : John Green
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 140884818X
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Paper Towns written by John Green and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quentin Jacobson has spent a lifetime loving Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs into his life - dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge - he follows. After their all-nighter ends, Q arrives at school to discover that Margo has disappeared.
Author : Roger L. Welsch
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781610604857
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (48 download)
Download or read book Outhouses written by Roger L. Welsch and published by . This book was released on with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Outhouses contains the history of and musings about that most fundamental of structures, the outhouse, as presented by Roger Welsh, the Will Rogers of tractors and other things farm-related. In Outhouses you will learn the best place to locate your outhouse, which will preferably be down hill and down wind from your house. As we all know, some things in life roll down hill. About the Author:Roger Welsch is a well-known humorist and columnist. For years he was a regular guest on CBS's Sunday Morning with Charles Kuralt. He is the best-selling author of Old Tractors and The Men Who Love Them (0-7603-0129-8), Busted Tractors and Rusty Knuckles (0-7603-0301-0), Love, Sex and Tractors (0-7603-0868-3) and Everything I Know about Women I Learned from My Tractor (0-7603-1149-8). Welsch resides in Dennebrog, Nebraska, with his wife, Linda.
Author : Hal Davis
Publisher : Stratton Press
ISBN 13 : 9781648950162
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (51 download)
Download or read book From an Out House to the White House written by Hal Davis and published by Stratton Press. This book was released on 2020-04-15 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over five decades of service to his country, Hal is certainly not a man to be easily detoured or dissuaded from his mission. This book is a real testament of how long-suffering, perseverance, loyalty, integrity, and patriotism. Hal's wit and humor which he never outgrew even until today, allowed him to associate with highly recognized and well-established people. His life really began after he was kicked out by his father. He had a bitter childhood that continued well into his teens, but everything changed after he became a member of the United States Marine Corps. His success was not given to him on a silver platter, it was definitely a roller-coaster adventure. He lived, he laughed, he cried, he loved, he fell, and he rose yet again. From an Outhouse to the White House, and Then Some, will show you just how he did it. Hal Davis is a distinguished US Marine (Ret.) with a career that spanned twenty-two years. In his heart, service is for a lifetime. He grew up in Morehead, Kentucky, and life back then was never easy. Deprived of all the good things that a childhood normally brings, he remained steadfast in reaching his goals. He became a Tennessee State Trooper, FBI Special Investigator, United States Secret Service Agent to two US presidents, and a Marine and Naval Criminal Investigator. He had a fulfilling forty-two-year career, but more than that, Hal is a loving husband to Susan and a father-hero figure to Allison, who's now their guardian angel in heaven.
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 460 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book U.S. Geological Survey Professional Paper written by and published by . This book was released on 1968 with total page 460 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David tz
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304199150
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (41 download)
Download or read book Pens Available on Thursday, Paper Available Next Tuesday... written by David tz and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-07-06 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When David tz found himself divorced from his Korean wife and jobless, he decided he was done with Seoul and South Korea. However, his downward spiral into booze left him in debt and owing $10,000 in fines to the Korean Government. When he tried to leave the country, he had to pay his fines or else...
Author : Mary Jo Stanley
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1452092869
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Paper Secrets written by Mary Jo Stanley and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-11 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paper Secrets is the first book of a family saga involving the Black and Coleman families having mixed feeling for each other. Vivian Black and Louise Coleman were best friends during their childhood years in the 1930's until circumstances led to a ten-year separation. When they meet again in college, Louise is extremely rich and Vivian is attending college on an academic scholarship. They both fall in love with the same handsome, wealthy upperclassmen John Williams from Richmond, VA and the former friends find themselves at odds over for his affection. Louise is used to having her way and doesn't take no for an answer. She is determined to have him and will not let a little thing like his love for Vivian get in the way. Paper Secrets, a story with many misunderstandings, trials, and even lost loved ones for both families caused by the discovery of various pieces of paper. While some family members are anxious to have the secrets revealed, others want them hidden or forgotten forever. Lawsuits and threats of public humiliation are the least of their worries with the secrets looming over their heads.
Author : E. Joan Sims
Publisher : Wildside Press LLC
ISBN 13 : 7770043417
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (7 download)
Download or read book The Paper Detective written by E. Joan Sims and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2012 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mystery novelist Paisley Sterling takes time off to enjoy the holidays only to be interrupted by her agent. Seems like Leonard Paisley, the fictitious detective who is supposed to be writing her mystery novels, is required to make a personal appearance. Paisley would love to tell the world that ""Leonard"" is a fake and she does all the hard work, but her agent insists they keep up with the sham until her career is assured. ""Leonard"" has to be found. Paisley seeks the advice of her proper southern belle mother and hip college age daughter, and then goes out in search of the man she believes.
