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Book Synopsis The Out to Sea Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Out to Sea Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Why don't clams give to charity? A: Because they're shellfish! Get a generous dose of vitamin sea with this brilliant ocean-themed joke book, containing 140 side-splitting corkers. Featuring hilarious cartoon illustrations, The Out to Sea Joke Book provides young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Book Synopsis A Drop in the Ocean by : Eileen Dover
Download or read book A Drop in the Ocean written by Eileen Dover and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about Robert Maxwell. All profits from this book are going to the Maxwell Pensioners' Fighting Fund.
Book Synopsis Knock Knock, Blub Blub! by : Brenda Ponnay
Download or read book Knock Knock, Blub Blub! written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll bubble up with laughter in this funny joke book featuring fish, mermaids, and more water wonders. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will swim through a sea of silly stumpers. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In!
Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Fish by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Fish written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With more than 30,000 species of fish on Earth, some of them have got to do surprising and silly things. The African lungfish is a fish—that can live on land! One kind of fish has two sets of eyes, so it can see above and below itself. Through wordplay and short riddles, readers will explore this crazy underwater world. Colorful photographs and illustrations accent more than two dozen jokes about fish, including a few biting barbs at sharks!
Download or read book W is for Waves written by Roland Smith and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2013-09-20 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mythological underwater city of Atlantis to the amount of water that covers Earth's surface, the oceanic world has challenged and intrigued man since recorded time. And it seems that as much as we do know already, there is so much more to learn. In W is for Waves: An Ocean Alphabet water enthusiasts and budding scientists are given an A to Z tour of the ocean's depths and the creatures that inhabit them. Did you know that jellyfish can range in size from one inch to 200 feet long? And what about the mysterious Scandinavian sea monster called the kraken? Was it a myth or did it really exist? Learn about thermohaline currents, dolphin intelligence, and the largest living structure in the world (Australia's Great Barrier Reef). In W is for Waves young readers can explore the mysteries of the deep without getting their feet wet.Marie and Roland Smith grew up in Oregon and live on a small farm south of Portland. Roland is the author of many animal and adventure books for children. They also coauthored B is for Beaver: An Oregon Alphabet and Z is for Zookeeper: A Zoo Alphabet. John Megahan is a Senior Biological Illustrator at the University of Michigan's Museum of Zoology. He has also done freelance work for Weyerhauser, St. Martin's Press, MIT Press, The American Fisheries Society, Arizona Highways magazine, Oregon State University, and others. John lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Download or read book Well Out to Sea written by Eva Murray and published by Tilbury House. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's it like to live on an island twenty--two miles out to sea? Where there are only three dozen winter residents? Where the local economy is lobstering? Period. Where your most reliable source of transportation off the island may be a small Cessna and the airstrip is dirt (or snow or mud)? Where, if the forecaster says the storm is headed safely out to sea, you know it's coming your way? Eva Murray moved to Matinicus in 1987 to teach in its one--room school. She married an island man and stayed to raise their family there. Over the years she's written a number of lively columns and articles for mainland publications. These are the stories of that unique community, of an interdependence that is all too rare these days but necessary for this island's survival.
Book Synopsis The Crazy Computers Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Crazy Computers Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2013-01-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out why the medical computer went to prison in the pages of this technology-based joke book. Readers will learn many other technological jokes and be eager to share them with friends and family. Easy-to-follow sentences will have young readers giggling on every page.
Book Synopsis The Jolly Jungle Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Jolly Jungle Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2013-01-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The jungle is full of humor. A consistent play-on-words creates wonderful jokes that readers will love. Vibrant illustrations support the amusement and keep readers interest.
Book Synopsis The Fun on the Farm Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2013-01-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The farm becomes a hysterical place to be as readers continue turning the pages of this joke book. Short and simple jokes will keep any reader laughing from cover to cover. This is a great addition to any comedians library.
Book Synopsis The Monster Fun Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Monster Fun Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How does Frankenstein's monster sit in a chair A: Bolt upright! This collection of 140 monster-themed jokes will tickle your funny bone. Packed with puns, one-liners, knock-knock jokes and fang-tastic cartoon illustrations, The Monster Fun Joke Book is great for young readers who love a good spook. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Download or read book Out to Sea written by Kelly Radi and published by Beaver's Pond Press. This book was released on 2016-08-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aboard, parents! It's time to see your child off on the voyage of a lifetime: the first year of college. The college transition is a stressful and emotional time for both students and parents. ...How do parents survive back on shore when they send their child out to sea? Here is your survival guide! ''Out to Sea: A Parents' Survival Guide to the Freshman Voyage'' will help you navigate the emotional and practical aspects of the freshman year. This easy-to-read, informative guidebook is swimming with helpful tips, organized checklists, and real-world advice from parents and experts alike. ''Out to Sea'' will keep your sanity afloat and ensure smoother sailing for you and your student as you embark on this grand voyage. Anchors aweigh! You'll learn all about: * Packing--with handy checklists * Staying connected * Mentorship parenting * Money matters * Orientation * Academic expectations * Roommate relations * Health and wellness * What to expect when the ship returns Much more!
Book Synopsis Who Lives in the Ocean? by : Jenny Fretland VanVoorst
Download or read book Who Lives in the Ocean? written by Jenny Fretland VanVoorst and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Who Lives in the Ocean? introduces emergent readers to a variety of ocean-dwelling animals while providing them with a supportive first nonfiction reading experience. Carefully crafted text uses high-frequency words, repetitive sentence patterns, and strong visual references to support emergent readers, making sure they aren't facing too many challenges at once."--Provided by publisher.
Book Synopsis The Nantucket Sea Monster, 6 8 history, fake news by : Darcy Pattison
Download or read book The Nantucket Sea Monster, 6 8 history, fake news written by Darcy Pattison and published by Mims House. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A JUNIOR LIBRARY GUILD SELECTION | 2018 NCTE Notable Children's Book in Language Arts. Do you believe everything you read in the newspaper? Early in August 1937, a news flash came: a sea monster had been spotted lurking off the shore of Nantucket Island. Historically, the Massachusetts island had served as port for whaling ships. Eyewitnesses swore this wasn't a whale, but some new, fearsome creature. As eyewitness account piled up, newspaper stories of the sea monster spread quickly. Across the nation, people shivered in fear. Then, footprints were found on a Nantucket beach. Photographs were sent to prominent biologists for their opinion. Discussion swirled about raising a hunting party. On August 18, news spread across the island: the sea monster had been captured. Islanders ran to the beach and couldn't believe their eyes. This nonfiction picture book is a perfect tool to discuss non-political fake news stories. Back matter discusses the freedom of the press guaranteed by the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Quotes from Thomas Jefferson make it clear that fake news has always been one of the costs of a free press. A Timeline lists actual events in the order they occurred. A vocabulary list defines relevant words.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book by : BuzzPop
Download or read book The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book written by BuzzPop and published by BuzzPop. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to have a whale of a time in this mer-mazing joke book all about mermaids! Why did the mermaid frown? She was really sea-rious. What's a mermaid's fashion style? So-fish-ticated. Why does it take mermaids so long to learn the alphabet? They spend most of their time at C. Full of jokes and puns about mermaids and their underwater friends, this bay-rilliant joke book is guaranteed to kracken you up! With a shiny cover and blue images for an extra-special magical touch, this is the perfect gift for mermaid-lovers and anyone who loves fin-tastic jokes!
Download or read book Something's Fishy! written by Rick Walton and published by Lerner Publishing Group. This book was released on 1987 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and riddles about sea creatures, including Why did the shark wear a tuxedo? He was dressed to kill.
Download or read book Queen of the Sea written by Dylan Meconis and published by Walker Books US. This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cult graphic novelist Dylan Meconis offers a rich reimagining of history in this beautifully detailed hybrid novel loosely based on the exile of Queen Elizabeth I by her sister, Queen Mary. When her sister seizes the throne, Queen Eleanor of Albion is banished to a tiny island off the coast of her kingdom, where the nuns of the convent spend their days peacefully praying, sewing, and gardening. But the island is also home to Margaret, a mysterious young orphan girl whose life is upturned when the cold, regal stranger arrives. As Margaret grows closer to Eleanor, she grapples with the revelation of the island’s sinister true purpose as well as the truth of her own past. When Eleanor’s life is threatened, Margaret is faced with a perilous choice between helping Eleanor and protecting herself. In a hybrid novel of fictionalized history, Dylan Meconis paints Margaret’s world in soft greens, grays, and reds, transporting readers to a quiet, windswept island at the heart of a treasonous royal plot.
Book Synopsis What Do You See in the Sea? by : Luana Mitten
Download or read book What Do You See in the Sea? written by Luana Mitten and published by Rourke Educational Media. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Close-Up Photographs Of Many Sea Creatures Along With Charming Illustrations Of The Same Creature Introduce Young Children To Different Animals That Live In The Sea.
