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Book Synopsis The Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever by : John McGran
Download or read book The Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever written by John McGran and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2001-08-30 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone who plays golf-and many who don't-have something to say about the game.Now, Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever captures the best and the brightest, the worst and the most wicked words describing one of the most challenging games ever invented. Golf legends such as Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, and Tiger Woods weigh in, but so do a host of unlikely duffers from Winston Churchill to Bill Clinton. They're all here, and so are their unforgettable words on golf.
Book Synopsis Golf's Most Outrageous Quotes by : Bruce M. Nash
Download or read book Golf's Most Outrageous Quotes written by Bruce M. Nash and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1995 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny golf book contains quotes from pros, amateurs and duffers who simply love the game. Lee Trevino, Gary Player, Bob Hope, Arnold Palmer, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Dave Barry, and Sam Snead--they're all here, spouting outrageous quotes about golf from the first tee to the 19th hole.
Download or read book Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-07 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories
Book Synopsis Teed Off! Golf Forth, and Prosper by : Margaret Ann McRae
Download or read book Teed Off! Golf Forth, and Prosper written by Margaret Ann McRae and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for any golfer! Are You Looking for a Gift for the Golfer who has Everything? This book makes a memorable and enjoyable holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, a birthday gift, Father's Day gift, or a gift for any occasion. Q: What's the problem with golf jokes? A: They're always sub-par. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it's always possible to get worse. If you enjoyed these be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women.
Book Synopsis The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations by : Jim Apfelbaum
Download or read book The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations written by Jim Apfelbaum and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2007-05-17 with total page 812 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An adage about sports writing says,"The smaller the ball, the better the writing." The 3,000+ quotations that make up The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations prove that saying true. Quotes range from the hilarious ("It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course"—Hank Aaron) to the thought-provoking ("The most important shot in golf is the next one"—Ben Hogan). These are just some of the names included: Mitch Albom, Winston Churchill, Bing Crosby, John Daly, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John Feinstein, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond Floyd, Gerald Ford, Ernest Hemingway, Ben Hogan, Bob Hope, Samuel L. Jackson, Bobby Jones, Michael Jordan, Bill Murray, Byron Nelson, Jack Nicklaus, P.J. O'Rourke, Harvey Penick, George Plimpton, Rick Reilly, Frank Sinatra, Annika Sorenstam, John Updike, Kathy Whitworth, Tiger Woods...and hundreds more! This is the ultimate gift book for every golfer—and everyone who's lucky enough to own it will browse through again and again. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Sports Publishing imprint, is proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in sports—books about baseball, pro football, college football, pro and college basketball, hockey, or soccer, we have a book about your sport or your team. In addition to books on popular team sports, we also publish books for a wide variety of athletes and sports enthusiasts, including books on running, cycling, horseback riding, swimming, tennis, martial arts, golf, camping, hiking, aviation, boating, and so much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Book Synopsis Ben Hogan's Five Lessons by : Ben Hogan
Download or read book Ben Hogan's Five Lessons written by Ben Hogan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1990 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can shoot in the 70's!Ben Hogan has long believed that any golfer with average coordination can learn to break 80 if he applies himself intelligently -- and here, with Herbert Warren Wind, and artist Anthony Ravielli, he tells you, step by step, just how to go about it.The greatest golfer of our generation has distilled his experience as teacher, player, and observer of golf into a series of richly illustrated "visual instructions" that not only can improve your game and lower your score, but also can help you get even more fun out of what many people already think is the most enjoyable game in the world.Each chapter, each tested "fundamental" is explained and demonstrated with amazing detail and clarity. It's as though the master himself were right there at your elbow, giving you a personal lesson with the same thought and care that has gone into his lifetime of golf.The Modern Fundamentals of Golfis no instant and easy shortcut. There is none. But with Ben Hogan as your pro,you can master these basic movements very quickly.And then you can go on to develop a correct, powerful swing that willrepeat.As Ben Hogan says, it's only then that you'll "discover golf for the first time."
Book Synopsis Best Funny Golf Quotes by : Golfers Book Publishing
Download or read book Best Funny Golf Quotes written by Golfers Book Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the funniest golf quotes you have ever read! Are you looking for the Best Funny Golf Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of golf quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come. It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a golf lover, boss, friend or sports fan. Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite golf quotes from famous sportsmen to modern day great golf players. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny but positive Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis or cheer you up after a depressing game of golf. As you read and enjoy this vast collection of funny golf quotes, your mind will be greeted with an almost never-ending sea of great quotations, funny, inspirational, wise, and humorous golf quotes sayings, and proverbs, about the game of golf collected over the years from a variety of sources and by some of the game's biggest stars and the world's brightest minds. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 200 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give every sportsman or woman a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or appreciation gift for any environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 200 Different Funny golf quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for golf lovers, sportsmen, women, friends and family during holidays or any occasion
Download or read book Golf written by Mark Robinette and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-18 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY GOLFER This gift is full of great golf quotes and quips by golf pros and the average weekend warrior. Their observations on life and the game of golf will have you smiling, shaking your head and nodding in agreement. Sample quotes: If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. - Gary Player Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton If you are looking for the perfect gift for a golfing fanatic get them a copy of Golf: Funny Quotes and Clever Conclusions today.
Book Synopsis Favorite Golf Quotations by : Jackie Corley
Download or read book Favorite Golf Quotations written by Jackie Corley and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of inspirational and meaningful quotes perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." Favorite Golf Quotations collects over 200 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from past and present legends of golf and promises to be a great gift for every fan.
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Golf Quotes by : Catriona Crombie
Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Quotes written by Catriona Crombie and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf. Love it or hate it, it's a sport that attracts millions of avid fans from all over the world. Bruce Lansky said, 'Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex -wife...' whereas Buddy Hackett reckoned that, 'Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. This is a wide- ranging collection of quotes from international golfers, golf lovers and observers which we hope you will find amusing and thought-provoking.
Book Synopsis 129 Greatest Golf Quotes from the World's Most Famous People by : Adam E. Murray
Download or read book 129 Greatest Golf Quotes from the World's Most Famous People written by Adam E. Murray and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-04-07 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could golfers and fans of the sport entertain and inspire you with just their words? In a word: Absolutely! In "Golf Humor: 129 Greatest Golf Quotes from the World's Most Famous People," you will find professional golfers, world leaders, sports columnists and high profile celebrities making powerful and memorable comments about this sometimes frustrating, challenging game that captures the attention of so many Americans and worldwide fans. From the game's greatest players such as Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods to world leaders like Billy Graham and Gerald Ford to movie stars like Kevin Costner and Jack Lemon, these thoughts will entertain, amuse and inspire you like nothing else. The fact is, there is nothing like golf. In this book, learn: ---What Masters' Champion Gary Player does NOT want in heaven ---Why evangelist Billy Graham NEVER prays on the golf course... ---What Arnold Palmer's best and easiest tip is to take 5 strokes off your game... ---Why actor Jay Mohr says his divorce and sexual harassment suit was NOT as frustrating as golf... Plus, 125 more witty, thoughtful and just plain zany quotes about the most garishly dressed athletes in the world... Get ready to smile, chuckle and just plain laugh out loud with "Golf Humor: 129 Greatest Golf Quotes from the World's Most Famous People."
Book Synopsis Golf It's a Funny Old Game by : M. Prefontaine
Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Book Synopsis New Quotable Golfer by : Robert McCord
Download or read book New Quotable Golfer written by Robert McCord and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2008-03-18 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rich compendium of golf quotes that reflect the history, tradition, agony, and ecstasy of this time-honored game. Organized into categories such as “Golf Defined,” “The Mental Game,” “Men Touring,” “Women Touring,” “Caddies,” “Obstacles,” and “Practice,” this book includes words of wisdom from some of the game’s most famous practitioners: Franklin Pierce Adams, Tommy Armour, Chip Beck, Winston Churchill, Raymond Floyd, Ben Hogan, Julie Inkster, Dan Jenkins, Samuel Johnson, Nancy Lopez, Arnold Palmer, Marcel Proust, John D. Rockefeller, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, Will Rogers, Dr. Bob Rotella, Mark Twain, Tom Watson, George Will, Tiger Woods, and many more. This compilation of the most incisive and timeless sayings about the sport makes a great gift for all golf enthusiasts, from duffer to professional.
Book Synopsis Chicken Soup for the Golfer's Soul The 2nd Round by : Jack Canfield
Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Golfer's Soul The 2nd Round written by Jack Canfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether readers are relatively new to the game of golf or old hands with impressive handicaps, most golfers share an unbridled enthusiasm for the game as proven by the blockbuster success of the first Chicken Soup for the Golfer's Soul. Due to popular demand, the coauthors have compiled this follow-up filled with more stories to celebrate the foibles, feats and famous people on the fairway.
Book Synopsis The Quotable Golfer by : Robert Windeler
Download or read book The Quotable Golfer written by Robert Windeler and published by Running Press Book Publishers. This book was released on 1998 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of quotes covering things ever said about America's favourite pastime. Includes more than 800 quotations from professional and amateur golfers, celebrities and public figures of yesterday and today.
Book Synopsis Golf's Most Wanted by : Floyd Conner
Download or read book Golf's Most Wanted written by Floyd Conner and published by Potomac Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2001-05-30 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Richard Blackman was chased off a course by a lion. Despite being blind, Charles Boswell shot a round of 81. An errant drive by Mathieu Boya resulted in the destruction of the entire air force of Benin. Otto Bucher shot a hole-in-one at age ninety-nine. Mobster Al Capone shot himself in the foot during a round of golf. Tommy Bolt was fined 250 for repeatedly breaking wind during the 1959 Memphis Open. While leading the 1934 U.S. Open, Bobby Cruickshank knocked himself out when he threw his club into the air in celebration of a good shot. At the 1973 Sea Pines Heritage Classic, Hale Irwin hit a.
Download or read book Commander in Cheat written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.
