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Book Synopsis The Little Book of Shit by : Summersdale Publishers
Download or read book The Little Book of Shit written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-10-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This little book presents some of the best uses of our favourite expletive. From doctors ("Take two shits and call me in the morning") to waiters ("You want fries with that shit?"), and whether you're a Darwinist ("It's survival of the shittest") or a Jedi ("May the shit be with you"), there's enough shit for everyone!
Book Synopsis Little Book of Shit Baby Names by : Orange Hippo!
Download or read book Little Book of Shit Baby Names written by Orange Hippo! and published by Orange Hippo!. This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect parenting companion...Not suitable for children.
Book Synopsis History of Shit by : Dominique Laporte
Download or read book History of Shit written by Dominique Laporte and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2002-02-22 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A brilliant account of the politics of shit. It will leave you speechless." Written in Paris after the heady days of student revolt in May 1968 and before the devastation of the AIDS epidemic, History of Shit is emblematic of a wild and adventurous strain of 1970s' theoretical writing that attempted to marry theory, politics, sexuality, pleasure, experimentation, and humor. Radically redefining dialectical thought and post-Marxist politics, it takes an important—and irreverent—position alongside the works of such postmodern thinkers as Foucault, Deleuze, Guattari, and Lyotard. Laporte's eccentric style and ironic sensibility combine in an inquiry that is provocative, humorous, and intellectually exhilarating. Debunking all humanist mythology about the grandeur of civilization, History of Shit suggests instead that the management of human waste is crucial to our identities as modern individuals—including the organization of the city, the rise of the nation-state, the development of capitalism, and the mandate for clean and proper language. Far from rising above the muck, Laporte argues, we are thoroughly mired in it, particularly when we appear our most clean and hygienic. Laporte's style of writing is itself an attack on our desire for "clean language." Littered with lengthy quotations and obscure allusions, and adamantly refusing to follow a linear argument, History of Shit breaks the rules and challenges the conventions of "proper" academic discourse.
Book Synopsis Little Book of Shit Jokes by : Sid Finch
Download or read book Little Book of Shit Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.
Book Synopsis Figuring Shit Out by : Amy Biancolli
Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.
Book Synopsis Shit Happens So Get Over It by : Summersdale
Download or read book Shit Happens So Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.
Book Synopsis Little Book of Profanities: Know Your Sh*ts from Your F*cks by : Orange Hippo!
Download or read book Little Book of Profanities: Know Your Sh*ts from Your F*cks written by Orange Hippo! and published by Little Book Of. This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cornucopia of classic and contemporary curse words.
Book Synopsis What's Your Poo Telling You? by : Josh Richman
Download or read book What's Your Poo Telling You? written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Fika by : Lynda Balslev
Download or read book The Little Book of Fika written by Lynda Balslev and published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the Swedish tradition of fika—the twice-daily coffee break—in this illustrated guide with facts, quotes, tips, and twenty sweet and savory recipes. Swedes are among the happiest people in the world—and for good reason. They know how to savor life’s little pleasures. And there’s nothing they enjoy more than taking a break—sometimes twice a day—to spend with friends over a delicious treat and a rich cup of coffee. The Little Book of Fika is your introduction to this time-honored ritual. With these traditional Swedish recipes, insightful quotes, and more, you’ll know why the Swedish love to say “Lagon ar bast” (Just the right amount is best).
Book Synopsis You Might Be a Little Shit But You're My Little Shit by : Crazyfoo Media
Download or read book You Might Be a Little Shit But You're My Little Shit written by Crazyfoo Media and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-05 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Might Be a Little Shit But You're My Little Shit: Funny Valentine's Day Notebook with Funny Saying 6"x9" This notebook is perfect for writing in to take daily notes, jot down ideas, doodling in, whatever you feel. Great for giving as a Valentine's Day gift to that special someone in your life, especially if they have a great sense of humor. 120 Blank Lined Pages 6" X 9" Perfect Size Glossy Cover Makes a great gift
Book Synopsis Go FIX Yourself by : Michelle Clement
Download or read book Go FIX Yourself written by Michelle Clement and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-11-22 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not a "How-To" book. Not a "Self-Help" manual. Nothing here is coated in sugar or white-washed. "Go Fix Yourself" is one woman's journey through a difficult life and coming out whole. It is the raw, brutally honest walk through abuse, addictions, self-doubt, and healing. Share the journey as Michelle continues to grow and convey her message of hope to anyone in any struggle. Be prepared to laugh, cry, get angry and sad. Mostly, prepare to be enlightened and healed yourself.- Face and slay your demons as the warrior you really are.- Learn the healing art of self-love.- Discover your purpose and learn how to proceed with passion toward it. - Realize your worth.- Balance your mind and soul by balancing your heart.The sassy, no-bullshit way in which the author delivers her message will keep you turning pages through the night. She is direct, and rough around the edges while also exuding a genuine, loving, kindness you can feel. You know from the first page she has lived every bit of this experience, and she tells her story with an unpretentious and authentic sense of gratitude along witha burning desire to help others overcome. This is one book you WON'T be leaving on the shelf.
Download or read book Have a Great Shit written by Jesse Karras and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious and equally helpful guidebook teaches you everything you need to know for making and taking great shits like what foods, postures, and techniques will help you go like a pro. You will also learn valuable life-saving tips, such as how to improvise without toilet paper, avoiding germs in public restrooms, effectively unclogging the toilet, and even how to shit in the woods. With tons of useful information, fun cartoons, and plenty of potty humor, this fun little book will leave you laughing and learning from start to finish!
Download or read book Full of Shit written by Ellen Rozman and published by . This book was released on 2018-01-22 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Ellen Rozman, good, even great, was never good enough. Fear of failure consumed her thoughts, so she pushed herself to outperform even her highest expectations. An avid triathlete, runner, and group fitness instructor, Ellen's passion for exercise grew into addiction--the harder, better, faster, stronger mentality dominated as her belly bloated in rebellion. She became obsessed with clean eating, blaming her bowel issues on everything she put into her mouth. Ignoring her symptoms, Ellen continued to ramp up her training and refine her food choices until a midnight trip to the ER and a lifesaving surgery literally stopped her in her tracks. Yet her digestive issues persisted. Ellen consulted a plethora of practitioners, and after months of cluelessness and catastrophes, she came to an unexpected realization: gut health plays a huge part in the internal motivations for our actions. And to heal, vulnerability and self-compassion play a predominant role in the prescription. Full of Shit, Ellen's hellish yet hilarious tale of healing, is a brutally honest, raw, and enlightening exploration of the gut-brain connection. It's the story of a woman learning to trust herself, her intuition, and her body telling her what she did not want to hear.
Book Synopsis Good Shit Bad Shit by : Dan Marshall
Download or read book Good Shit Bad Shit written by Dan Marshall and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-10-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's GOOD SHIT and there's BAD SHIT. No matter what kind of shit's happening in your world, this journal will help you get through it. Scribble away your stress, ink your indecision and transcribe your triumphs - whatever it takes to tackle life's many little ups and downs!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Demons by : Ramsey Dukes
Download or read book The Little Book of Demons written by Ramsey Dukes and published by Aeon Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his own inimitable style Ramsey Dukes takes us through the advantages and dangers of hobnobbing with Demons. However for him Demons are very much our own creations; lifes problems and challenges personified and given form. We can either be their slaves or strike bargains and get back into the driving seat. With his characteristic wit and wisdom, Uncle Ramsey takes us on a rollercoaster ride through our own subconscious in a sustained effort for us to accept and negotiate with lifes challenges.
Book Synopsis The Kids Book of Poop by : Professor Poopy McDooDoo
Download or read book The Kids Book of Poop written by Professor Poopy McDooDoo and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kids Book of Poop: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids Of All Ages About Poop and Pooping When it comes to poop, Professor Poopy McDooDoo knows it all. Now young readers can too! Loads of stinky details about poop and pooping are in the pages of this book. With The Kids Book of Poop, kids everywhere can get a quick education on a very important and funny topic . . . POOP! This book is appropriate for all ages who don't mind a little bathroom humor. With engaging, sly illustrations, laugh-out-loud text, and even a special kid-friendly poop joke, get ready for loads of laughs and giggles with every page of this hilarious book. Kids will want to read this fun, silly book over and over again!This book is available in paperback and Kindle formats. Add it to your shopping cart now and your child will be having fun reading about one very funny topic . . . poop!
Download or read book Shit, Actually written by Lindy West and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the "Best Books of 2020" by NPR's Book Concierge **Your Favorite Movies, Re-Watched** New York Times opinion writer and bestselling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, re-examining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa-WHO IS A LION-to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever fucking talk?!?! From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones-the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook. Shit, Actually is a love letter and a break-up note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.
