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Book Synopsis Little Book of Cheese Jokes by : Jake Harris
Download or read book Little Book of Cheese Jokes written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Which cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone. Which Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly. Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his Stilton. Whether you're in need of a pungent pun or a holey howler, this book offers a full smorgasbord—from the downright immature to the truly vintage.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Hangovers by : Quentin Parker
Download or read book The Little Book of Hangovers written by Quentin Parker and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2015-07-09 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve ever experienced a hangover from hell and vowed never to put yourself through that kind of pain again, then this book is for you. Packed with hangover cures, recipes, games and advice, it’ll help you survive the shakes, sweats and shame (until the next time). Just like a wild night out, this book offers the highs and lows of spending an evening with alcohol. Enjoy the ultimate party game to start things off, then check your level of drunkenness throughout the night (like the responsible drinker you are) with the drunk-o-meter, sight test, tongue twisters and more. But if your idea of a nice, relaxed night has turned into a drunken mess, the rest of the book will help you: Learn which type of hangover you have – and how to cure it Find out the truths and myths of hangover remedies Cook up a feast fit for a... hungover person Own your hangover and be ready for the next one!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Foreign Swear Words by : Sid Finch
Download or read book The Little Book of Foreign Swear Words written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever been lost for words abroad? When you want to get your point across abroad there’s only one way to do it: by swearing your ar*e off! Impress the world with a stream of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book.
Book Synopsis Wallace & Gromit Little Book of Cheese by :
Download or read book Wallace & Gromit Little Book of Cheese written by and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales by : Jon Scieszka
Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2002 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales.
Download or read book Say Cheese written by Wesley Dale and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What cheese do you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods? What cheese did they eat in the Hadron collider? How do they eat crumbly cheese in Wales? Find out the punchlines to these crackers (and more) in SAY CHEESE – a cute little hardback full of illustrated jokes, and the perfect gift for everyone who appreciates a good cheese or a bad pun. As Dr Johnson famously didn't say: 'When you are tired of cheese jokes, you are tired of life. Buy this book.'
Book Synopsis Just Cheese by : Chumley Wisencracker
Download or read book Just Cheese written by Chumley Wisencracker and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Cheese is the essential centerpiece of any cheese-related joke book collection. No matter whether you prefer aged Gouda or young Camembert, this book will leave you laughing too hard to cut the cheese. Perhaps you need to find a solid cheese joke for an important speech, or just need a book to read on the airplane, you can depend on Just Cheese to provide the tasty bite-sized morsels of humor that people crave. These jokes will help you overcome shyness, appear sophisticated and knowledgeable, and impress your friends at work all at the same time.Just Cheese is an absolutely humongous collection of cheese jokes from all over the world and even other planets and dimensions (perhaps). It is certainly a fantastic book to give as a gift to anyone for literally any occasion. Like, you could say, "hey it's Wednesday, my dudes, and so I got you this amazing book of cheese jokes." I mean, have you ever even seen an entire joke book dedicated to cheese jokes? Of course not, this is probably the first one. It's probably the first and it's indubitably the best and, all I'm saying, is that if I was you, I would be very interested in these jokes because they are pretty gouda. You are probably thinking, "There are so many joke books out there, why should I choose Just Cheese?" The answer is because Just Cheese is the greatest cheese-related joke book of all time ever. There's knock knock jokes, puns, clever quips and more, but no riddles because riddles aren't funny. Just Cheese is seriously, "forget-to-laugh and skip straight to crying and eating a whole pint of ice cream funny." Plus, everyone will be impressed when you know jokes about fancy cheese that they have never even tried. You haven't tried it either, maybe, but because you joked about it, everyone will think that you are like royalty. But really, you are just a savvy shopper who bought the funniest, most useful joke book of all time ever. Enjoy Just Cheese with friends, enemies, whatever, it's all good, just enjoy it like a fine cheese and become obese with humor. You will become so rotund that you will look like a Mimolette but instead of cheese mites, you will be covered in adoring fans addicted to your rich, creamy humor. You will also smell nicer.
Book Synopsis I Don't Like Cheese by : Hannah Chandler
Download or read book I Don't Like Cheese written by Hannah Chandler and published by Exisle Publishing. This book was released on 2015-03-17 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mike the mouse isn't like other mice. He just won't eat cheese. Fortunately, Ashley, the little human girl who lives in the house, feeds him lots of tasty treats: like pizza and tacos. But, hold on, don't those have cheese in them? This delightful picture book explores how even the fussiest eaters can be tempted to try new flavors. And, if you're anything like Mike, you might find you develop quite a taste for international cuisine along the way! Written by Hannah Chandler when she was just 11 years old, I Don't Like Cheese is hopefully the first of several adventures featuring Mike; now 12, Hannah is already planning the sequel.
Book Synopsis A Pizza With Everything On It by : Kyle Scheele
Download or read book A Pizza With Everything On It written by Kyle Scheele and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One father-son duo make a pizza so delicious, and so over-the-top with toppings, that it destroys the universe—and will surely melt readers' minds and hearts, like warm mozzarella. It's a tale as old as time: a kid wants to make a pizza with his dad, but not just any pizza . . . he wants a pizza with everything on it. That's right, everything. But as the toppings pile on, this father-son duo accidentally create a pizza so delicious, so extravagant, so over-the-top, that it destroys the universe—and the cosmos go as dark as burnt crust. Will anyone enjoy pizza ever again? At turns heartwarming, hilarious, and completely out of this world, Kyle Scheele and Andy J. Pizza deliver a riotous adventure that will melt readers minds and hearts and leave them calling for a second helping. • FATHER'S DAY GIFTING: This heartwarming and hilarious portrait of a memorable father-son bonding experience is the perfect way to show appreciation to the tough-to-buy-for dad all year round, and especially on Father's Day! • FOOD-THEMED HILARITY: A mouthwatering and laugh-out-loud funny story of culinary catastrophe! This book is for fans of food-themed classics like Green Eggs and Ham, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. • ELEMENT OF CHAOS: Starting with something as relatable as pizza toppings, and culminating in the destruction of the universe, the escalating silliness is literally out of this world. For anyone who loves books that celebrate the absurd and chaotic, like Dragons Love Tacos or Llama Destroys the World. • TIMELESS QUALITY: A classic family-bonding moment—making pizza—leads to memorable father-son adventure, with a heartwarming and satisfying ending ensuring countless rereads. • PIZZA: Universal and delicious. Perfect for: • Anyone who likes pizza • Fathers looking for a lighthearted book to share with their kids • Fans of the absurd, chaotic, and hilarious • Foodies and their children • Anyone looking for wholesome family stories about family bonding • Fans of Dragons Love Tacos and Llama Destroys the World
Book Synopsis The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
Book Synopsis A Cheesy Little Joke Book by : Brick Puffinton
Download or read book A Cheesy Little Joke Book written by Brick Puffinton and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is one cheesy fellow Ready to learn some great jokes to share? Play along in this very silly story which features a fun finger puppet toy built into the book, encouraging interactive play, hand-eye coordination, and language development in your little one. Babies and toddlers learn best when they are playing, especially when their grown-ups are in on the fun Collect the entire series in the Finger Puppet Collection This silly joke book entertains while teaching early humor and language patterns The cute cheese finger puppet encourages interactive play between little ones and their grown-ups Soft plush and a funny story combine to provide both tactile and verbal learning opportunities Practice hand-eye coordination while enjoying together time Great gift for the little comedians in your life
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : May Roche
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes by : Orange Hippo!
Download or read book The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes written by Orange Hippo! and published by OH. This book was released on 2024-05-09 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad's Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids. The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break! While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational. With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome. Why should you never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.
Book Synopsis Little Book of Dad Jokes: So Bad They're Good by : Hippo! Orange
Download or read book Little Book of Dad Jokes: So Bad They're Good written by Hippo! Orange and published by Little Book Of. This book was released on 2020-06-11 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pocket-sized volume of the best (worst?) dad jokes.
Download or read book Say Cheese written by Wesley Dale and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-23 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What cheese do you use to lure a grizzly out of the woods? What cheese did they eat in the Hadron collider? How do they eat crumbly cheese in Wales? Find out the punchlines to these crackers (and more) in SAY CHEESE – a cute little hardback full of illustrated jokes, and the perfect gift for everyone who appreciates a good cheese or a bad pun. As Dr Johnson famously didn't say: 'When you are tired of cheese jokes, you are tired of life. Buy this book.'
Book Synopsis The World's Wackiest French Joke Book by : Susan Fenton
Download or read book The World's Wackiest French Joke Book written by Susan Fenton and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2006-09-20 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teaches French vocabulary through five hundred jokes and quips, the answers to which are puns on French words. Includes related fun facts.
